VulnCheck

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<cmud>
  <class name="Vulncheck">
    <trigger priority="14560" regex="true">
      <pattern>^(?:He|She|It) is (?:a|an) (.*)\.$</pattern>
      <value>#if (%1 =~ "titan") {
  notify Titan - 100% Vuln to Disint/Illus/Psionic
  notify The Biggest Ones Fall Hardest
  }
#if (%1 =~ "selkie") {
  notify Selkie - 20% Vuln to Elec/Fire
  notify Seals Just Want Fish
  }
#if (%1 =~ "papua") {
  notify Papua - 10% Vuln to Acid/Sonic
  notify Pebbles With Attitude
  }
#if (%1 =~ "vipyr") {
  notify Vipyr - 75% Vuln to Cold, 10% Resist to Poison
  notify Danger Noodle's Cousin
  }
#if (%1 =~ "mummy") {
  notify Mummy - 100% Vuln to Fire
  notify Not The Mummy I Wanted
  }
#if (%1 =~ "muridan") {
  notify Muridan - 70% Vuln to Fire/Illus/Sonic
  notify Relative Of Carnely?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "human") {
  notify Human - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Voted Most Boring Race
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dwarf") {
  notify Dwarf - 20% Resist to Disint
  notify Prefers ~"Little Berserker~"
  }
#if (%1 =~ "gnome") {
  notify Gnome - 100% Vuln to Psionic, 10% Resist to Illus
  notify On Your Lawn
  }
#if (%1 =~ "elf") {
  notify Elf - 20% Vuln to Harm
  notify DEFINITELY Thinks They're Better Than You
  }
#if (%1 =~ "thuul") {
  notify Thuul - 80% Vuln to Psionic, 40% Vuln to Unholy
  notify My Belly Is Thuul
  }
#if (%1 =~ "kizanki") {
  notify Kizanki - 50% Vuln to Harm
  notify Psionicists. Idiots.
  }
#if (%1 =~ "catfolk") {
  notify Catfolk - 10% Vuln to Asphyx/Sonic
  notify Wants Exactly 1.5 Belly Rubs
  }
#if (%1 =~ "arakun") {
  notify Arakun - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Check Your Pockets
  }
#if (%1 =~ "uruk") {
  notify Uruk - 50% Vuln to Psionic
  notify Totally Not Orcs
  }
#if (%1 =~ "werewolf") {
  notify Werewolf - 40% Vuln to Fire/Psionic
  notify BEST DOGGO
  }
#if (%1 =~ "devil") {
  notify Devil - 20% Vuln to Cold/Holy
  notify Still A Better Person Than You
  }
#if (%1 =~ "behemoth") {
  notify Behemoth - 20% Vuln to Psionic/Sonic, 10% Resist to Cold
  notify A Whale Of A Tail
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dragonian") {
  notify Dragonian - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Not The Kind With The Hoard
  }
#if (%1 =~ "tortle") {
  notify Tortle - 100% Vuln to Sonic, 20% Resist to Asphyx/Poison
  notify Delicious In Soup
  }
#if (%1 =~ "anakim") {
  notify Anakaim - 15% Vuln to Harm
  notify Also Probably Has A Superiority Complex
  }
#if (%1 =~ "kreen") {
  notify Kreen - 40% Vuln to Asphyx, 25% Vuln to Cold
  notify Better Call An Exterminator, You Have An Infestation
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dhampir") {
  notify Dhampir - 10% Vuln to Fire/Holy
  notify Not Naturally Sparkly
  }
#if (%1 =~ "serpent") {
  notify Serpent - No Known Vulns/Resists
  notify DANGER NOODLE! &lt;3
  }
#if (%1 =~ "boelir") {
  notify Boelir - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Wasn't Even Supposed To Be Here Today
  }
#if (%1 =~ "tianlong") {
  notify Tianlong - 10% Resist to Acid
  notify Furry Dragon Doggo!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "unicorn") {
  notify Unicorn - 20% Vuln to Harm/Unholy, 20% Resist to Holy, 25% Resist to Poison
  notify HORNPONY!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "leprechaun") {
  notify Leprechaun - No Vulns/Resists
  notify ~(Except a curious fondness for marshmallows in cereal~)
  }
#if (%1 =~ "golemn") {
  notify Golemn - 15% Resist to Acid/Asphyx/Cold/Disint/Elec/Fire/Harm/Holy/Illus/Poison/Psionic/Sonic/Unholy
  notify Always Stoned
  }
#if (%1 =~ "atomy") {
  notify Atomy - 15% more Cold/Disint/Fire/Poison, 10% less Illus
  notify CANDY CANDY CANDY NAP
  }
#if (%1 =~ "rusalka") {
  notify Rusalka - 20% less Asphyx
  notify Wanna Play in the Deep End?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "gorgon") {
  notify Gorgon - No Resists/Vulns
  notify Are Those Snakes On Your Head or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "troll") {
  notify Troll - 100% vuln to Fire
  notify Mocks you on channels
  }
#if (%1 =~ "yaag-nesh") {
  notify Yaag-nesh - 10% more Elec, 30% less Psionic
  notify Cthulhu wannabes
  }
#if (%1 =~ "irrdu") {
  notify Irrdu - 10% more Harm/Psionic
  notify Go Teen Titans!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "tywimn") {
  notify Tywimn - No Resists/Vulns
  notify If Hellboy Had a Goth Phase
  }
#if (%1 =~ "flynd") {
  notify Flynd - 70% more Fire, 10% less Poison
  notify Insanity Doggo
  }
#if (%1 =~ "goblin") {
  notify Goblin - 50% more Illusion
  notify Gobbler, but not a turkey
  }</value>
    </trigger>
  </class>
</cmud>