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- >Day insane in Equestria
- >Based off of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgg0t1iBdW4
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- >Hello friend
- >You wake up in your bed
- >The words you read are in Anon's head
- >He says he said his name is Anon
- >And he's been very naughty
- >The story he's about to tell
- >He tells you he will tell it well
- >It's of his dear rapist Fluttershy
- >And just how he's been...naughty
- >Viola! P0nyville. Fluttershy lives here
- >With precious friends and Angel dear
- >His heart beat fast as he drew near
- >He felt nice...and naughty
- >He thought just how excited she would be to see him come today
- >She'd shout: "Come Anon! I love you! Yay! and dear you look so...naughty."
- *
- >It's a good thing they let you out of that institution for a day...
- >You knock on her door
- >"Oh Anon my lover! What brings you to my cozy cottage of love?"
- Holiday.
- >You say with a smile
- >Next thing you know you're on her couch
- >She sits on a different couch
- >Angel comes half way down the stairs and stops when he sees you
- >"Angel! Come and meet Anon!"
- >He looks at you
- >You look back at him
- >He makes a whine sound
- *
- >And that's when his eyes beheld
- >A bunny bun, like bunnies he smelled
- >B-U-N-N-Y is what he spelled
- >And that's how Anon spelled...naughty
- *
- >Angel sits next to you whining
- >You just smile to him
- >A big bear comes from the stairs grumbling something to itself
- >He reaches for the door when Fluttershy says
- >"Mr. Bear! Our guest is here! Say hello to Anon!"
- >He stares at you
- >You smile back
- >He walks over and sits next to you
- >He makes some growl noises and pulls out a newspaper
- >Angel looks at your wristband funny and then tries to tell Fluttershy something
- >"Angel shush now. You must be exausted Anon dear...would you like to freshen up?"
- Yes...been quite a trip it has.
- >"Show Anon the bathroom please Angel."
- >Angel whines loudly
- >"Such a fuss! This rudeness won't do!"
- >He holds up his arms and looks to nothing mouthing words
- >You walk upstairs and he follows
- >You hear the bear growl and Fluttershy say something
- >Angel opens up the bathroom door for you
- >You enter and then the bear throws towels at him and slams the door
- >You hear Fluttershy asking the bear questions as Angel tries to open the door
- >You sit patiently until Angel looks at you
- >You smile
- >The bear growls and walks away
- >"Now don't you worry boys! Mr. Bear will be back soon to get the door open!"
- *
- >Alone was Anon with tender Angel
- >And all his fur was not so baneful
- >And which he said encouraged him to be...quite naughty
- *
- Angel...
- >Angel gasps
- Your hair...it reminds me about the first time I knew just how I felt about hair.
- >You rip off the shower curtain
- >Angel just stares
- *
- It was a day I'd not forget. It was the day I first met my pet. Oh what a lovely gift to get.
- *
- >You move Angel onto the toilet and continue
- *
- I'd never felt so...naughty.
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- >You put the curtain around his neck like a backwards cape
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- My fuzzy friend is what he was. My darling little ball of fuzz.
- *
- >You reach into your bag and take out an electric shaver
- >You click it on and Angel tries to run
- >You hold his shoulder to keep him in place
- *
- And oh such fuzz, such fuzz it does demand that I be...naughty.
- *
- >You smile
- *
- He looked at me, his fetching eyes. And fetching fur did hypnotize.
- *
- >Angel whimpers
- *
- I filled with the joy, I filled with sighs! And thats when I got...naughty.
- *
- >You take a little hair off the top of his head forming a mohawk
- >He flees into the toilet
- >You open up the lid and grab him
- Now now...you shouldn't play in the toilet.
- >"Don't worry boys! Mr. Bear should be at the store right now."
- >Meanwhile Mr. Bear is at the gay bath house
- >You pick the wet Angel up
- *
- This dripping hair, this droopy curl...
- *
- >You drop him back on the toilet
- *
- Unfurls sweet memories of a girl.
- *
- >You walk to the window
- *
- With dresses oh they'd twist and twirl, and tempt me to be...naughty.
- Barbara my love was named, and her fair hair, a mane untamed!
- Until one evening, I am ashamed, I got a little...naughty.
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- >You begin shaving the rest of Angel's upper body while smiling
- *
- The look apon my young love's face, was sweet as lace!
- *
- >You finish off the rest of his upper body
- *
- But in this case I realized...she needed space.
- *
- >You stand next to the window again
- I never more was naughty...well...maybe not never.
- >You smile at Angel who is trying to stuff himself down the sink
- >You pull him out
- Playful little scamp...
- >You place him down on the toilet again
- >He trembles with fear
- >There is a knocking on the door
- >"Is everything alright in there?"
- >Angel somehow howls and claws under the door
- >You see him pull a plate of pancakes out from under the door
- >He looks at it confused for a second
- >You walk over and take the plate
- >"Wonderful! Mr. Bear should be back any moment now!"
- >Angel whines and beats against the door
- >Meanwhile Mr. Bear is getting head from caramel at the gay bath house
- >You hold a pancake in your hand
- No need for panic. Behold, substance for you hungry hare.
- >You shove it into his mouth and he swallows it whole
- >You pick him up and he pulls out a phone
- >He attempts to call the number on your wristband
- >You shove more and more pancakes into his mouth
- >He rips off the band sneakily
- >You shave off the piece of pancake hanging out of his mouth
- *
- Dear Angel your fur and fleece remind, of nothing found in human kind.
- But for one fellow who did find, me to be in a certain mood...
- Into my shop he walked one morrow, with bush above and beard below.
- That's no toupee I pray, no way.
- I couldn't help but be...you know...
- >The man in the flashback says: "Just a trim partner."
- I'd never seen such hair before, his bangs they sang...
- His neck it beckoned, eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned.
- Soon I figured what the heck, and guess how I was...naughty?
- *
- >You shave down the rest of Angel's lower body
- >He whines and stirs and cries as you shave the fur in between his toes
- >He pulls out a phone and calls the number on your wristband as you twirl around happily
- >Meanwhile Mr. Bear is pounding Big Mac at the gay bath house
- >You sit across from Angel on the edge of the tub with your electric shaver
- >You motion him to come over
- >He trembles and looks at the one place you haven shaved
- >His tail
- >He grabs it and shakes his head violently
- >You nod at him and beckon him to come with your finger again
- >He starts screaming
- Sweet hare, afraid I'll shave your tail? Why now...that would be weird.
- >You hear galloping
- >You walk over to the window and see some p0nys from the institution get out of a storage cart
- >"Surround the area! Cut the power! We don't want to see anyp0ny getting shaved in there!"
- So ends out little story...
- >Angel makes weird noises like he's talking
- >They break down the door and wrap you in an orange blanket
- >They walk you to the storage cart
- *
- And then my landlords did presume, to free me from that porcelian tomb.
- And ferry to a private room, your hero...ever doughty.
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