Reality Cunt Being WRONG (AFL, 2017)

Official "Reality Check being WRONG" in the AFL this year (January 1, 2017 to September 30, 2017):

25/01/17:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73870073/#73872092
-Essendon vs. Western Bulldogs in Grand Final
-Top 8 includes Western Bulldogs, Essendon, West Coast, GWS, St. Kilda, Sydney, Hawthorn, Adelaide
---Grand Final teams wrong (2), top 8 only has five correct teams (3)
Total wrong count: 5

03/02/17:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74006294/#74006460
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74006385/#74006486
-Carlton women vs. Collingwood women will be "very low scoring" and "tight"
-Both teams will score 40-50 points
---Game wasn't low-scoring in terms of women's football (1) and Carlton won by 35 points (1). Collingwood only scored 11 points (1)
Total wrong count: 3 (8)

03/02/17:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74006385/#74006718
-Collingwood women will finish in the top four, "barring injuries"
---Who the fuck cares about the injuries, they still finished fifth (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (9)

04/02/17:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74006294/#74018493
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74006294/#74019405
-Tipped Adelaide women to beat GWS women, Fremantle women to beat Western Bulldogs women, but the Bulldogs would stay in it for three quarters
-Fremantle will come back due to the Bulldogs head start
---Fremantle were total shit and lost (1) and thus the "stay in it for three quarters" bit is wrong (1). And they didn't even come close to coming back (1)
Total wrong count: 3 (12)

05/02/17:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74042080/#74043552
-Tipped Melbourne women to beat Brisbane women.
---Kek (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (13)

11/02/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74166005/#74166873
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74166005/#74167713
-Tipped Collingwood women to beat Melbourne women by five points
-Then he doubled down on it.
---Collingwood lost (1) by 19 points (1). Doubled down, so I'm doubling his wrong count
Total wrong count: 4 (17)

12/02/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74166005/#74182734
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74166005/#74191933
-Tipped Fremantle women to beat Brisbane women
-And by six goals
---KEK (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (19)

17/02/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74245321/#74257624
-Predicted that Collingwood would be a top 8 contender, noting that Essendon should beat them in the H&A season
---Collingwood finished 13th (1). However, Essendon did beat Collingwood in both games, so there's that.
Total wrong count: 1 (20)

24/02/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74361009/#74361009
-Predicted Adelaide to "cut up Richmond easily" in the pre-season match
---Richmond won by three goals (1) and Adelaide were shit (1)
---B-B-B-BUT MUH BRAKDIS MAJ XDXD
Total wrong count: 2 (22)

02/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74456011/#74457121
-Predicted Western Bulldogs to make the top 4
---K E K (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (23)

04/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74456011/#74483701
-Adelaide women "will be too big too strong here" against Brisbane women
---Brisbane won (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (24)

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10/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74596362/#74598407
"prediction on target as usual..."
He says after getting 24 things wrong before the real season began.
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10/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74596362/#74598973
-Predicted Melbourne women to win the Premiership
---Didn't even make the Grand Final (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (25)

11/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74596362/#74614821
-Predicted Alyssa Mifsud to kick five goals against Adelaide women
---Kicked one (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (26)

11/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74596362/#74616070
-Literally just him saying "Adelaide getting blown the fuck out" on repeat
---Adelaide still beat Brisbane (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (27)

12/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74596362/#74634920
-Essendon would "dominate Geelong" in their pre-season match, then did the same shit as yesterday mid-match
---Geelong won (1), and another point added for his "Geelong getting blown the fuck out" posting (1)
Total wrong count: 2 (29)

18/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74735152/#74737953
-Predicted Sydney to win the Premiership
-Predicted GWS, Sydney, West Coast and Western Bulldogs (or St. Kilda) for top 4
---Sydney lost in the semi finals (1), didn't make the top 4 along with West Coast (1) and the Bulldogs/St. Kilda (2)
Total wrong count: 4 (33)

18/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74735152/#74738991
-Predicted St. Kilda to beat Melbourne
-Predicted the Bulldogs to lose to Collingwood
---Both games wrong (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (35)

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18/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74735854/#74740068
"25 instances of being wrong all-season waaaaaa"
I've counted 35 already and the season doesn't start for a few more days!
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18/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74735152/#74740170
-Doubles down on his Melbourne premiership prediction in AFLW
---Still wrong (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (36)

19/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74760867/#74760867
-Predicted Collingwood women to beat Adelaide women and ruin Adelaide's season
---Adelaide won easily (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (37)

25/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74863364/#74868509
-Round 1: Tipped St. Kilda to win by 43, Sydney to win by 20, Gold Coast to win by 13, and Essendon to win
---St. Kilda lost by 30 (2), Sydney lost by 28 (2), Gold Coast lost by 2 (2)
Total wrong count: 6 (43)

25/03/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74863364/#74870056
-The season is rigged for the Bulldogs, season-long
---The Bulldogs didn't even make the finals (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (44)

01/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74968574/#74980642
-Tipped St. Kilda to beat West Coast
---Hah (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (45)

01/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74980474/#74981761
-Tipped Port Adelaide, Carlton and Geelong
---Got the Carlton tip wrong (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (46)

02/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74980474/#74996675
-Tipped West Coast to beat Richmond by 45 points
---Richmond won (1) by 11 points (1)
Total wrong count: 2 (48)

07/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75074049/#75077742
-Tipped Collingwood by 26, GWS by 49, WC by 45 (already accounted for), Geelong by 18, Bulldogs in a "rigged contest", Port by 8, Saints by 56, Essendon by 12 and GC by 3
---Collingwood won by 1 (1), GWS won by 42 (1), Geelong won by 29 (1), Adelaide won by 17 (2), Bulldogs lost so not rigged (2), Saints won by 31 (1), Essendon lost by 15 (2) and Gold Coast won by 86 (1)
Total wrong count: 11 (59)

13/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75199569/#75200350
-Tipped Charlie Cameron to win the Brownlow
---Nope (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (60)

13/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75199569/#75204656
-Would be "very surprised" if Norf v Bulldogs had at least 170 points
---There were 175 points (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (61)

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17/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75299166/#75299994
"I never give multiple tips"
Meanwhile, ten days ago...
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21/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75387325/#75394999
-Tipped Port Adelaide to beat Carlton by 51
---Port Adelaide won by 90 (1) (yes, the margins count as wrong. He tipped them after all)
Total wrong count: 1 (62)

22/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75406644/#75410863
-Tipped Richmond to lose to Melbourne
---Ho ho ho (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (63)

28/04/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75547614/#75554718
-Adelaide will beat Richmond but "it won't be a complete blowout"
---Adelaide won by 76. That's a complete blowout (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (64)

12/05/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75855789/#75857319
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75855789/#75858800
-Tipped Bulldogs to beat West Coast in a rigged contest
---HAHAHAHAHAHA (1)
---And then he doubled down on his "Gil will rig the premiership for the Bulldogs" tip (1)
Total wrong count: 2 (66)

13/05/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75855789/#75875415
-The Collingwood win was rigged
---And then Collingwood went on to lose (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (67)

13/05/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75872459/#75879140
-Tipped Sydney, Richmond and Gold Coast for the Sunday matches
---Tipped Richmond (1) and Gold Coast (1) wrong
Total wrong count: 2 (69)

19/05/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76001127/#76001220
-Tipped St. Kilda, GWS, Adelaide, Collingwood, West Coast, Carlton and Melbourne
---Wrong on: St. Kilda (1), West Coast (1), Carlton (1) and Melbourne (1)
Total wrong count: 4 (73)

28/05/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76163169/#76163305
-Tipped Collingwood, Carlton and West Coast
---Wrong on: Carlton (1) and West Coast (1)
Total wrong count: 2 (75)

01/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76163169/#76252326
-Tipped Port 1-39 against Hawthorn
---Port won by 51 (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (76)

01/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76163169/#76252926
-Tipped Fremantle to beat Collingwood
---WRONG (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (77)

02/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76273091/#76273370
-Tipped Adelaide to beat Geelong and that the score would be between 180-190
---BOTH WRONG (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (79)

10/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76425432/#76451396
-Tipped Port by 40
---Essendon won by 70 (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (81)

12/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76498754/#76502259
-Melbourne will win comfortably again Collingwood
---They won. Not comfortably though (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (82)

16/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76573356/#76573356
-St. Kilda 13.11 (89) def North Melbourne 11.12 (78), plus all three Brownlow votes
---Holy shit he was literally one Norf goal away from a correct scoreline, so I'll take one off (-1). But he got the Norf score wrong so I'm readding it (1)
---And he was wrong on all three votes (3)
Total wrong count: 3 (85)

17/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76587454/#76588418
-Tipped Richmond to beat Sydney by 10 points
---Hue hue hue (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (87)

17/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76587454/#76588071
-Tipped the order of goals to be scored in the 3rd quarter of the Richmond vs Sydney game
---There were only six goals (1) and the last three were wrong (3)
Total wrong count: 4 (91)

17/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76587454/#76588937
-Tipped Port Adelaide by 70
---Port won by 40 (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (92)

17/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76587454/#76589887
-Tipped Gold Coast by 39
---Carlton won by 10 (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (94)

22/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76689678/#76691321
-Tipped Adelaide by 70
---Hawthorn won by 14 (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (96)

23/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76689678/#76712541
-Tipped Essendon on the basis that it will be rigged
---MARK. MARK. MARK. ROHAAAAAAN (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (97)

24/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76714409/#76729556
-Tipped Brisbane in a rigged game
---Not rigged, Brissy BTFO (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (98)

30/06/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76844625/#76847018
-Tipped Sydney to kick 26 behinds
---They kicked 19 (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (99)

01/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76862251/#76862447
-Claimed his model stated a GWS win by 22
---It was a draw (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (100)

01/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76862251/#76862518
-Tipped Saints by 4 goals
---Saints won by 9 (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (101)

07/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76939514/#76963761
-Tipped Adelaide by 17 points
---Adelaide won by 59 (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (102)

08/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76964363/#76984192
-Tipped GWS, Collingwood, Sydney, Geelong and St. Kilda
---GWS drew and Collingwood lost (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (104)

08/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76988417/#76995414
-Tipped Carlton, North Melbourne and Port Adelaide
---WRONG on Carlton and >norf (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (106)

14/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77109473/#77110738
-Tipped Essendon by 30, Josh Bruce will kick the most goals, Joe Daniher will take a leap over Jake Carlisle, Seb Ross will be ineffective, Marty Gleeson will have his best game, Tom Hickey will get crushed by Bellchambers, Dyson Heppell will "don't argue" Montagna, Goddard will kick the sealer
---Essendon won by 61 (1), Bruce didn't kick the most goals (1), Seb Ross was effective (1), Gleeson didn't have his best game (1), Goddard didn't kick a goal (1), Hickey wasn't crushed (1) and Heppell didn't "don't argue" Montagna (1). Daniher did however take a specky over Carlisle so I'll remove one (-1)
Total wrong count: 6 (112)

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16/07/17 to 21/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77151543/#77177356
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77151543/#77177401
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77151543/#77177441
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77151543/#77177459
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77231928/#77233228
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77231928/#77233262
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77231928/#77233277
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77231928/#77233290
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77231928/#77233307
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77231928/#77233341
Reality Cunt gets raped by an underage like the little bitch nigger he is
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21/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77231928/#77235642
-Tipped an Adelaide vs. Swans grand final
---Noooope (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (113)

29/07/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77339535/#77351820
-Tipped >norf, Port, Giants, Gold Coast, Geelong, Bombers, Eagles, Crows, and Crows to win the hip
---Got Gold Coast wrong (1), Bombers wrong (1), Crows drew Collingwood (1) and Crows didn't win the hip (1)
Total wrong count: 4 (117)

05/08/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77476063/#77477658
-Tipped Brisbane to win and Saints to "kick the shit out of" West Coast
---Brisbane lost and St. Kilda only won by 8 points (2)
Total wrong count: 2 (119)

05/08/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77476063/#77479533
-Tipped >norf
--->NORF (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (120)

05/08/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77476063/#77480009
-Put $100 on Gold Coast to beat Freo
---Hahahahahahaha, what a dumb cunt (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (121)

11/08/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77569742/#77569853
-Tipped the Bulldogs to win in a "rigged" contest
---GWS fucking wrecked the Bullshits (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (122)

12/08/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77569742/#77585281
-Tipped Swans by 45, Tigers by 5, Suns by 18, Eagles by 26, Crows by 19
---Tigers wrong (1), Suns wrong (1), all margins wrong (5)
Total wrong count: 7 (129)

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18/08/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77680746/#77683320
-Reality Cunt throws a bitchfit over another presumed "rigged" game for the Swans, leaves AFL for 2 weeks
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21/09/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78405884/#78407743
-Tipped Geelong in a 'blowout'
---Adelaide won in a blowout (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (130)

23/09/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78434941/#78439543
-Tipped Josh Caddy to kick the first goal in the Richmond vs GWS match
---Nope, it was Kane Lambert (1)
Total wrong count: 1 (131)

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30/09/17
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78602200/#78602349
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78602200/#78604138
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78602200/#78604597
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78541949/#78604704
Reality Cunt throws another bitchfit because he got his Grand Final tip wrong. Like last year, claims the Grand Final was rigged.
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FINAL TALLY: 131 WRONG TIPS MADE BY REALITY CUNT
CAN'T TIP FOOTY. CAN'T TIP CRICKET. CAN'T TIP WHO IS DESTROYING HIS SPIRIT