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Auroraclears has joined the game!
spank da booty has joined the game!
'Without me, it's just Aweso'
[Auroraclears] says: well hello
boilermg has joined the game!
brendakang has joined the game!
Auroraclears donated 13 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 1000!
spank donated 35 euros and receives the Sound Blaster 2500!
boilermg donated 45 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
brendakang donated 25 euros and receives the Sound Blaster 2500!
Players donated 118 euros in total so this game includes the rewards up to 118 euros!
Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
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Players with an account can obtain achievements in this game!
Let the games begin!
[boilermg] may start!
[boilermg] rolled 5.
Jukebox: All Time Low - Circles
[boilermg] became an Enchantress.
[brendakang] rolled 7.
[brendakang] became a Merchant.
[Auroraclears] rolled 6.
[Auroraclears] became a Saboteur.
[spank] da booty rolled 9.
[spank] da booty became a Barbarian.
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 8.
Enchantress [boilermg] received a Ring Of Light.
Enchantress [boilermg] voted in the poll.
Enchantress [boilermg] stood at a crossroads.
Enchantress [boilermg] used the Time Machine...
...and ended up in the Prehistory!
Enchantress [boilermg] got carried 16 spaces back by a Pterodactyl.
Observer celticalder is now observing the game.
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 5.
Merchant [brendakang] received a Ring Of Speed.
Merchant [brendakang] stood at a crossroads.
Merchant [brendakang] used the Time Machine...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Merchant [brendakang] bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 11.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] received a Ring Of Speed.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] found a flask of Holy Water.
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 8.
Barbarian [spank] da booty received a Ring Of Spell Deflecting.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] says: gotta go fast
Barbarian [spank] da booty took out a life insurance.
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 7.
Enchantress [boilermg] put a Glue Mine in her inventory.
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Merchant [brendakang] can't stump the Trump, but sure as hell can stump everyone else with her Red Mushroom!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] sailed 16 spaces along with the Pirates and got infected with Gonorrhea.
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 4.
Barbarian [spank] da booty pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
Barbarian [spank] da booty used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone an Explosive Sheep.
Players are no longer Disarmed!
Barbarian [spank] da booty is gonna use her Improbability Device.
Barbarian [spank] da booty used her Leap to jump to space 31.
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 5.
Enchantress [boilermg] moved back 6 spaces.
Merchant [brendakang] ate her Red Mushroom and gained the Big Goomba Crusher effect!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used Hinder to make Barbarian [spank] da booty lose her Explosive Sheep!
Merchant [brendakang] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Merchant [brendakang] let the lolrus keep his Bucket and moved 4 spaces forward.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Barbarian [spank] da booty let loose a savage roar!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] fled to space 45.
Merchant [brendakang] fled to space 17.
Merchant [brendakang] traded her Shield for Saboteur [Auroraclears]'s Crabs.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] had her Speed increased by 1 by Gandalf the Grey.
Barbarian [spank] da booty is gonna use her Diss Card: Ensnare.
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 11.
Barbarian [spank] da booty used her Improbability Device.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] died.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] died and lost all diseases (Gonorrhea).
Enchantress [boilermg] died.
Merchant [brendakang] died.
Merchant [brendakang]'s Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Enchantress [boilermg] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Merchant [brendakang] likes being dead. (1)
Saboteur [Auroraclears] is safely tucked underground. (1)
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 10.
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Diss Card lowered Saboteur [Auroraclears]'s Speed by 1.
Enchantress [boilermg] likes being dead. (2)
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Barbarian [spank] da booty's Sound Blaster: 'Wuuuuhhrruurruurruurruu!'
Merchant [brendakang] is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Saboteur [Auroraclears] peacefully rots away. (2)
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 7.
Jukebox: DJ JB - El Aguita De Coco
Barbarian [spank] da booty stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian [spank] da booty has an account balance of 15 Rupees.
Enchantress [boilermg] lives once more!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used her Floating Sign Taunt on Barbarian [spank] da booty.
Enchantress [boilermg] was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Enchantress [boilermg] enchanted her Watermelon and made it Delicious.
Merchant [brendakang] lives once more!
Enchantress [boilermg] ate her Watermelon, ran 5 spaces forward and gained 3 Watermelon Seeds.
Merchant [brendakang] sent her Crabs after Barbarian [spank] da booty. Barbarian [spank] da booty got infected with Crabs.
Enchantress [boilermg] pet her Cat to make it purr.
Enchantress [boilermg] - Merchant [brendakang] moved 3 spaces towards Enchantress [boilermg].
Merchant [brendakang] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Barbarian [spank] da booty answered wrong and lost 6 Rupees.
Enchantress [boilermg] bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Barbarian [spank] da booty ate her Lemon, ran 3 spaces forward and removed her Crabs.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] received a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] didn't enter the Magic Shop.
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 10.
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 5.
spank had a Roll Streak of 2!
Barbarian [spank] da booty was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 11.
Enchantress [boilermg] had her Speed increased by 1 by Gandalf the Grey.
Merchant [brendakang] traded her Ring Of Speed for Barbarian [spank] da booty's Time Travel Condom.
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 6.
Enchantress [boilermg] used Condense Magic on her Poison and created a Happy Crystal!
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 7.
brendakang had a Roll Streak of 2!
Merchant [brendakang] found a ticking Bomb...
...and threw it to Barbarian [spank] da booty...
...and threw it to Saboteur [Auroraclears]...
...and threw it to Barbarian [spank] da booty...
...and threw it to Saboteur [Auroraclears]...
Saboteur [Auroraclears] got knocked 10 spaces back by the Time Bomb!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Auroraclears had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] didn't enter the Magic Shop.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] charged her Dark Wand with Weaponize!
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
Barbarian [spank] da booty received a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
Enchantress [boilermg] released her Explosive Sheep forward.
Barbarian [spank] da booty found a Pearl Necklace.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used Hinder to incapacitate Barbarian [spank] da booty!
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used Hinder to knock Barbarian [spank] da booty 5 spaces back!
Enchantress [boilermg] received a Light Scroll: Cards Of Fate.
Enchantress [boilermg] had her Speed increased by 1 by Gandalf the Grey.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used Hinder to blind Enchantress [boilermg]!
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 8.
Merchant [brendakang] received a Shield.
Merchant [brendakang] put a Potion in her inventory.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] swung 16 spaces forward with some baboons!
Barbarian [spank] da booty skipped a turn.
Barbarian [spank] da booty earned 20 Rupees from the Bank.
Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used Hinder to disarm Barbarian [spank] da booty for 1 turn!
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Enchantress [boilermg] stood at a crossroads.
Enchantress [boilermg] entered the Archaeology Dig!
Enchantress [boilermg] died horribly in the Dark Passage.
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 8.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
Merchant [brendakang] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
Jukebox: Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece Of Heaven
Merchant [brendakang] received a Tin Foil Hat from Putin.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Merchant [brendakang] traded her Cat for Barbarian [spank] da booty's Pearl Necklace.
Merchant [brendakang] equipped her Pearl Necklace.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] entered the Magic Shop.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Barbarian [spank] da booty is no longer Disarmed.
Enchantress [boilermg] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
Barbarian [spank] da booty let loose a savage roar!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] fled to space 65.
Barbarian [spank] da booty used her Leap to jump to space 89.
Barbarian [spank] da booty used her Light Scroll to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
Merchant [brendakang] answered wrong and had to skip a turn.
Merchant [brendakang] wants to spend her 45 Rupees.
Merchant [brendakang]'s Sound Blaster: 'Wrraaaaahhhh!'
Enchantress [boilermg] reincarnated as a Hyena.
Barbarian [spank] da booty ordered her Cat to attack! It scratched herself! Barbarian [spank] da booty skips a turn and gained Bleeding.
Enchantress [boilermg] hugged her sister and gained 1 karma.
Merchant [brendakang] skipped a turn.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used Hinder to knock Barbarian [spank] da booty 5 spaces back!
Barbarian [spank] da booty is going to the Bank!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] used Hinder to make Barbarian [spank] da booty lose her Ring Of Speed!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] joined the Indians!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] bought a lottery ticket for the Jackpot.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] didn't win the Jackpot.
Barbarian [spank] da booty skipped a turn.
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Enchantress [boilermg] dominated some bitches and gained 2 karma.
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 10.
Merchant [brendakang] stood at a crossroads.
Baloo gave Merchant [brendakang] a Banana and a Lemon.
Merchant [brendakang] used her Banana and Time Travel Condom to give everyone sex education in the past! All players lose their STD's and Merchant [brendakang] moves 10 spaces forward for doing a good deed!
Merchant [brendakang] ate her Lemon and ran 2 spaces forward.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Auroraclears had a Roll Streak of 2!
Barbarian [spank] da booty rolled 6 - 2 = 4.
Barbarian [spank] da booty read her cards...
...and chose to go to The Catapult!
Barbarian [spank] da booty aimed the Catapult forward.
Barbarian [spank] da booty launched herself with the Catapult!
Barbarian [spank] da booty crashed on space 115 and died.
Barbarian [spank] da booty received 31 Rupees from Life Insurance!
***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 1 + 2 = 3.
Enchantress [boilermg] tried to scare off some lions and gained 1 karma.
Enchantress [boilermg] is human again.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] sabotaged Enchantress [boilermg]'s Sheep Activator! Enchantress [boilermg] got knocked back 5 spaces.
Glue Mine buried.
Enchantress [boilermg]'s Glue Mine exploded!
Enchantress [boilermg] got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 6.
Merchant [brendakang] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Merchant [brendakang] rode 8 spaces forward on Shadowfax.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Merchant [brendakang] traded her Explosive Sheep for Barbarian [spank] da booty's Ring Of Spell Deflecting.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] received a flask of Liquid Luck.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] activated the Board Game Of Thrones reference event!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] became a Lannister!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister walked to the Bank in Lannisport.
Enchantress [boilermg] used her Light Scroll to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
Enchantress [boilermg] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister has an account balance of 61 Rupees.
Barbarian [spank] da booty is still pushing the daisies. (1)
*** COLOR COMBOS! ***
Auroraclears, spank and brendakang scored 15 points, won the Color Combos minigame and received a Teleporter and a Radio!
Enchantress [boilermg] skipped a turn.
Enchantress [boilermg]'s Speed Boost wore off.
Merchant [brendakang] called for Reinforcements on her Radio!
Merchant [brendakang] rolled 3.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Merchant [brendakang] received a flask of Liquid Luck.
Merchant [brendakang] became a Targaryen!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
Enchantress [boilermg] used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
Enchantress [boilermg] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen got set on fire by the dragon!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister had her Speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
Barbarian [spank] da booty regained 2 Speed.
Barbarian [spank] da booty is still dead. (2)
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 11 + 6 = 17.
Enchantress [boilermg] rolled 7 + 6 = 13.
Enchantress [boilermg]'s Speed Boost wore off.
boilermg had a Roll Streak of 2!
Enchantress [boilermg] received a Scarab.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used her Light Scroll to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
Enchantress [boilermg] became a Baratheon!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon found a Lemon in the Kitchen in Storm's End.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 7.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's Red Egg consumed the flames! A Red Dragonling hatched from it!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen entered the deadly pyramid.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon used her Dark Scroll to mark Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister for Death!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen died in the Pyramid.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 6 + 4 = 10.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister read her cards...
...and chose to go to The Abandoned Mine!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister did nothing at the Archaeology Dig.
Barbarian [spank] da booty got resurrected!
Barbarian [spank] da booty used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
Jukebox: Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy
Barbarian [spank] da booty received a Scarab.
Barbarian [spank] da booty became a Lannister!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty chose to go to the Brothel in Lannisport.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty found a Time Travel Condom.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Leap to jump to space 120.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
***Auction Time!***
The player who places the highest secret bid wins!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty called for Reinforcements on her Radio!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon has placed a bid!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty combined her Boots with her Balaclava to create Sneakers.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty stole Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Ring Of Speed with her Sneakers!
 You placed a bid of 0 Rupees.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister has placed a bid!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon read her cards...
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty released her Explosive Sheep backward.
...and chose to go to The Shady Dealer!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon didn't do business with the Shady Dealer.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen has placed a bid!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen reincarnated as a Turtle.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen narrowly escaped the Sea Eagle and gained 1 karma.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister earned 115 Rupees from the Bank.
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Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister combined her Boots with her ACME Rocket to create Rocket Boots.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon is gonna use her Improbability Device.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon used Condense Magic on her Poison and created a Fairy Crystal!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 107!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty has an account balance of 91 Rupees.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon won the Auction and received a Flask Of Mojo, a Diss Card: Speed Exchange and a Bow & Arrows as well as Malaria!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon's Life Shield wore off.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty lassoed Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister successfully!
Teleportation device locked on target.
Jukebox: Biz Markie - Just A Friend
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty let loose a savage roar!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister fled to space 112.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon didn't have enough money to buy medicine for Malaria.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen skipped a turn.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon prayed to her Relic to find a church.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister sabotaged Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's Teleporter Activator! Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty got knocked back 3 spaces.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon injected herself with her Syringe's fluid and gained the Ni! skill, Temporary Fire Immunity for 10 turns and Herpes.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister entered the Archaeology Dig!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister solved the ancient riddle thanks to her Truth Serum.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got past the Small Golem with her Diss Card: Death.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got past the Libido Demon, but contracted Gonorrhea and AIDS.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister successfully blessed her grenade with Holy Water and created a Holy Hand Grenade!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister threw her Holy Hand Grenade to space 120.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got knocked 21 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty got killed by a Holy Hand Grenade!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister crossed the Chasm.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got to choose between Baetylus and Mjölnir.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister obtained Baetylus! Legendary!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister has earned [Baetylus]!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister has earned [Mythical]!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister says: sweg
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty stood at a crossroads.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself, but the magic did not stack.
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty accepted a drink from ship's captain!
Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty drank piss.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon wandered 3 spaces back because of her Malaria disease.
boilermg had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used her Rocket Boots to jump forward to space 159.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon used her Improbability Device, walked 3 spaces and...
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister prepared her Baetylus to create a Thieving Imp.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon had her Speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used her Baetylus to give a Thieving Imp to herself.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 6.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen had a fat fish for dinner and gained 2 karma.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister skipped a turn.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon accidentally sat on her Relic and crushed it.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister took a Bulletproof Vest from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's inventory!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon ate her Lemon, ran 2 spaces forward and removed her Herpes.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her EMP Generator but didn't disable any devices.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used Hinder to disarm Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty for 1 turn!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty entered the Magic Shop.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 6 + 4 = 10.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon wandered 3 spaces back because of her Malaria disease.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used Hinder to blind Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon didn't enter the Academy of Adventure.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 2.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen buried her eggs and gained 2 karma.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen is human again.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister became an Overlord!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen called for Reinforcements on her Radio!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister received a Light Scroll: Defensive Barrier.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon shouted 'Ni!' at Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used her Light Scroll to cast Defensive Barrier on herself.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister has earned [Defend The Overlord]!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen sent her Red Dragonling after Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister. Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got set on fire!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bought Holy Water at the Church.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty earned 144 Rupees from the Bank.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's Life Shield wore off.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty is no longer Disarmed.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister says: #gucci
Jukebox: X Ray Dog - Reign Of Hell
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen tried to jump too high and jumped 18 spaces back. Crap!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty found a Torch and entered the Cave.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen is gonna use her Improbability Device.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen combined her Boots with her Roc's Feather to create Pegasus Boots.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty fished at a subterranean stream in the Cave and caught a Bucket.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty filled her Bucket with water at a subterranean stream in the Cave.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty left the Cave.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Pegasus Boots to charge 10 spaces forward.
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon wandered 2 spaces back because of her Malaria disease.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen traded her Gun for Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Teleporter.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty selected Napalm on her Radio!
This item is passive. Clicking it serves no use.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon received a Light Scroll: Blessing Of Vengeance.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty called for an airstrike on space 170! The airstrike will be ready in 15 seconds!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon stood at a crossroads.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen is gonna use her Diss Card: Death.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister selected Concussive Shells on her Radio!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon joined the Indians!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon entered the Indian village and received two arrows.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister called for an airstrike on space 141! The airstrike will be ready in 15 seconds!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen combined her Pegasus Boots with her Truth Serum to create Freudian Slippers.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's Napalm airstrike landed on space 170!
- Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got set on Fire!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Freudian Slippers to walk forward to space 111.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon made a successful trade with the chieftain and received a magical card.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty took a Green Dragon Egg from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's inventory!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
brendakang had a Roll Streak of 2!
Your airstrike is ready! Use your Radio!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen received a Light Scroll: Blessing Of Vengeance.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Concussive Shells airstrike landed on space 141!
- Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty got incapacitated!
- Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon got incapacitated!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister has earned [Accurate Airstrike]!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Improbability Device and found some cool items.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Light Scroll to bless herself with the Blessing Of Vengeance.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen ate her Lemon and ran 2 spaces forward.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Fishing Pole burned in the Fire.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen threw her Delicious Cake to space 144.
* Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty ran to it. NOM!
* Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon ran to it. NOM!
Jukebox: Hyuna - Red
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister made the right decision and went 5 spaces forward.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister took a Pumpkin from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's inventory!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty skipped a turn.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon skipped a turn.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon felt really weak because of her Malaria disease and lost 1 Speed.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon smacked Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Leap to jump to space 146.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen took a Ley Prism from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's inventory!
It's not your turn, Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used Hinder to incapacitate Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's diss card killed Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister died and lost all diseases (AIDS and Gonorrhea).
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon used her Light Scroll to bless herself with the Blessing Of Vengeance.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Ordinary Ring burned in the Fire.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister likes being dead. (1)
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon queued her Diss Card: Speed Exchange.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty skipped a turn.
It's not your turn, Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 10 + 7 = 17.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty took an ACME TNT from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's inventory!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon's Speed Boost wore off.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty let loose a savage roar!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen fled to space 132.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty stole Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's ACME Piano with her Sneakers!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen accepted a drink from ship's captain!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty is going to the Magic Shop!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen traded her Potion for Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's EMP Generator.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister peacefully rots away. (2)
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's Ni! effect faded.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's Life Shield wore off.
spank had a Roll Streak of 2!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty received a Light Scroll: Spell Reflect.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty entered the Magic Shop.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon is going to the Church!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty charged her Light Wand with Wealth at the Magic Shop.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty charged her Dark Wand with Death at the Magic Shop.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Light Wand to cast Wealth. Everyone received 62 Rupees! Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty received 125 Rupees!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen called for Reinforcements on her Radio!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen channeled her chi and gained 1 Speed.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got resurrected!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Baetylus granted her an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister put a Gun in her inventory.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen sent her Red Dragonling after Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister. Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got set on fire!
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Dark Wand to murder Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister took a Cow from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's inventory!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty can't stump the Trump, but sure as hell can stump everyone else with her Red Mushroom!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon skipped a turn.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon died of Malaria.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty ate her Red Mushroom and gained the Big Goomba Crusher effect!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty summoned an Aquatic Imp with her Demonic Ritual Stone.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty attracted Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Cow.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty now has Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Cow.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen took Bacon Pancakes from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's inventory!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen found a Mining Pick near Mount Rushmore.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty slaughtered her Cow and made a Sausage!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen mined Theodore Roosevelt's head and received a Fairy Crystal and a Pet Bear!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty ate her Sausage and moved forward 3 spaces!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister successfully blessed her grenade with Holy Water and created a Holy Hand Grenade!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen ate her Bacon Pancakes, moved forward 7 spaces and gained a Speed Boost.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty called for Reinforcements on her Radio!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon and moved to space 172.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister threw her Holy Hand Grenade to space 187.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister got knocked 20 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty got knocked 15 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon got knocked 16 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen got knocked 19 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rode forward 2 spaces on her Pet Bear.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Light Scroll to cast Spell Reflect on herself.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Light Wand burned in the Fire.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Light Scroll to cast Momentum on herself.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty ate her Lemon and ran 3 spaces forward.
The U.N. became angry and stole Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Cat.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty skipped a turn.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself, but her own Ley Prism split and redirected the Spell!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Ley Prism to cast Life Shield on Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Ley Prism to cast Life Shield on Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen is gonna use her Improbability Device.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister says: kek is this game real
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used her Leap to jump to space 183.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen is gonna use her Gun.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon likes being dead. (1)
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty took Weed from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's inventory!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen skipped a turn.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty started smoking her Weed and feels stoned...
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister skipped a turn.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rode forward 3 spaces on her Pet Bear.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister took some Steroids from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon's inventory!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister took her Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 12 + 2 = 14.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty gained 1 Speed through her Momentum buff.
Jukebox: Within Temptation - Say My Name
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty stood at a crossroads.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty used the Time Machine...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty fished in the well in the Middle Ages and caught a Fish.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen combined her Freudian Slippers with her Roc's Feather to create Pegasus Boots.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Pegasus Boots to charge 10 spaces forward.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty got robbed by Robin Hood!
*** COLOR COMBOS! ***
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's Red Dragonling came of age and flew away.
brendakang scored 11 points, won the Color Combos minigame and received a Diss Card: Speed Exchange and a Lasso!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen queued her Diss Card: Speed Exchange.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty clicked for Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon)
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon peacefully rots away. (2)
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used Hinder to incapacitate Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister is going to the Engineering Shop!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty clicked for Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon)
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen skipped a turn.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's Blessing Of Vengeance wore off.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 9 + 6 = 15.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used her Rocket Boots to jump forward to space 241.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rode forward 2 spaces on her Pet Bear.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister received a Fishing Pole.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bought a pair of Hypno Glasses at the Engineering Shop.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bought a Teleporter at the Engineering Shop.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bought a Spider Mine at the Engineering Shop.
TNT placed.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen traded her Butter for Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Crystal Meth.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
***The Hungry Games!***
The first player to eat 7 pieces of food wins 25 Rupees and a Legendary Ring!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty entered the deadly pyramid.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty died in the Pyramid.
The Pyramid's evil aura prevented Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty's Life Shield from functioning!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty died and lost her Momentum.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon's Temporary Fire Immunity wore off.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon is back alive!
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon received a Mining Pick.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon exchanged Speed with Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister!
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 8 + 6 = 14.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's Speed Boost wore off.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen received a Fishing Pole.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Improbability Device and gave everyone Pocket Balls!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen caught her Pet Bear with her Pocket Ball!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Pocket Ball to send the Bear after Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon took a Skinning Knife from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen's inventory!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 6 + 4 = 10.
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Life Shield wore off.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen has 218 Rupees.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister stood at a crossroads.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon pet her Cat to make it purr.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Crystal Meth and gained extreme focus!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen became Dehydrated. Better drink something fast!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen is going to drink her Liquid Luck.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon used Arcane Relocation to move herself 7 spaces forward.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen hypnotized Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty rots in peace. (1)
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 9 + 10 = 19.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 5 + 10 = 15.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon's Blessing Of Vengeance wore off.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon's Speed Boost wore off.
boilermg had a Roll Streak of 2!
Jukebox: Jive Jones - Me Myself And I
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon received an Auto-Resurrection at the Church.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen took a bunch of Grapes from the Thieving Imp, who then ran into Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's inventory!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen ate a Grape and moved 1 space forward!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen has now eaten [1] food!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen missed Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister, who ran 40 spaces.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister tried to jump too high and jumped 22 spaces back. That sucks!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 8 + 5 = 13.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Man Mode has ended.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon and moved to space 197.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon couldn't shoot Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen: too close.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister fished in the shallow water near the Pirates and caught a Fish.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister walked across the Beach and found a message in a bottle.
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty is safely tucked underground. (2)
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon rolled 4 + 6 = 10.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon stood at a crossroads.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon and moved to space 207.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen combined her Lasso and her Mining Pick to make a Hookshot.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon read a small note.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister caught a Sheep with her Pocket Ball!
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon fished in the shallow water near the Pirates and caught a Fish.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister used her Pocket Ball to make her Explosive Sheep explode near Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen exchanged Speed with Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 9 + 6 = 15.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 8 + 6 = 14.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 4 + 6 = 10.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 9 + 6 = 15.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister received a D6!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister rolled 7 + 6 = 13.
"A Roll Streak?! Holy crap! Nobody saw it coming!"
Auroraclears had a Roll Streak of 5! That's absolutely brilliant!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen traded her Fairy Crystal for Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister's Improbability Device.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen combined her Pegasus Boots with her Improbability Device to create Freudian Slippers.
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen used her Freudian Slippers to walk forward to space 212.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister says: wow this is true meme magic
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister found a ticking Bomb...
...and threw it to Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty...
Enchantress [boilermg] Baratheon used Condense Magic on her Iron Coin and created a Lovely Crystal!
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen says: :U
Piss Barbarian [spank] Lannister da booty could not throw away the Bomb and exploded 41 spaces back.
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister won the game!
Win Video
Merchant [brendakang] Targaryen says: gg
brendakang has left the game!
Overlord Saboteur [Auroraclears] Lannister says: this whole game top kek