Aanon in Equestria Part 13: School is Magic

>This wasn’t going to work.
>You were in the car with all of the girls, your brother behind the wheel.
>Bro: AAHH! Pinkie!
>Pinkie: Wheeee~!
>You were all violently thrown to one side of the car again, narrowly missing a concrete barrier.
>You weren’t sure how much more your heart could take, it was thumping erratically in your heart every passing second that Pinkie was touching the wheel.
>Bro: For the last time, that isn’t a toy! You could kill us!
>Pinkie: Oh c’mon, I’m just having fun..
>She seems to have some of the severity of the situation sink into her. Her smile started to slowly turn into a frown.
>It was hurting your chest a little.
>Bro: No, no, it’s okay Pinkie.. You didn’t mean it..
>Look at that, he did have a heart.
>Pinkie: I didn’t want to hurt anyone..
>Bro: Pinkie, would you like a turn at the wheel?
>Dash: What!? Are you nuts?!
>Pinkie shines her famous smile on your brother.
>Pinkie: Yeah!
>Bro: Okay, but this time, just stay in between the lines please?
>Pinkie: Aye aye cap’n~!
>You watch in astonishment as your brother completely lets go of the wheel, and Pinkie takes charge. The good thing was that Pinkie wasn’t going all over the road.
>Twilight grips your hand tightly while you grip the side of the door.  You were both sitting in the back seat with Applejack and Rarity, diagonal from your brother.
>Rainbow Dash was in the passenger seat, inclining far back, crushing your knees a little. She insisted that she needed to rest her back.
>Twilight lays on your side, head tilted down, just waiting for the ride to end.
>The school wasn’t awfully far away, just about a 15 minute drive or so, but even with that, you and your brother were running late.
>You look at the radio. It wasn’t on because nobody could agree to a song. You were half an hour late.
>Great, just great. First you disappear for a week, and now you are late for class.
>Pinkie: Wow this is fun! And you get to do this every day?!
>Bro: Yeeaah.. Everyday..
>Your brother’s voice was slower, more delayed than usual.
>That’s when you noticed that his hands were around Pinkie’s hips.
>Pinkie was bouncing around so much on his lap, she was practically grinding against him.
>He gives a weak thumbs up to you.
>Rarity: Well, I never..
>You look over to Rarity, red as a beet, and crossing her arms while she looked out the window.
>Applejack: Um.. Pinkie?
>Pinkie: Yeeeesss?
>Applejack: Maybe you should.. settle down.
>Pinkie: Oh Applejack, you know that’s not Pinkie’s style!
>Applejack: But..
>There was no getting through to her. Besides, you were all pulling up on the school anyway.
>Bro: Okay Pinkie now I’ll give it a little gas, and you just make sure you go between thos-
>Pinkie: Wheee!
>Pinkie turns the car sharply to the right, and everyone in the car screams besides her.
>Passing students stare at the car, going an easy 20 mph still, as it flips 180 degrees, and lands perfectly in a parking space.
>You unlock the door with your shaking fingers, and collapse on the nearby grass, as does everyone else.
>Pinkie: Yay! Let’s do that again!
Let’s wait a little Pinkie..
>Everyone was staring at the strange new girls that piled out of the car and onto the school’s lawn.
>You started hearing whispering, and noticed how many students were watching you.
>A lot.
>You quickly get up, and help Twilight to her feet.
>Twilight: Well.. that was..
>Twilight looked a little green and dizzy. You put your hand on her shoulder, and wait for her to calm down.
>Dash: Okay, Pinkie doesn’t get to drive anymore.
>Twilight: Agreed..
>Pinkie: Oh come on guys, it wasn’t that bad!
>“HEY!”
>Uh oh. You knew that voice.
>You watch as a fat, long-legged Puerto Rican rushes out of the school’s front doors, and goes straight up to your group.
>Directly to you.
>“What the heck are you kids doing?!”
>Bro: C’mon Principal Brown, we’re just having some fun.
>Pinkie: Yeah mister! You should join us!
>He looks straight at Pinkie, dressed all in pink of course, and scoffs.
>Brown: And who might you be?
>Pinkie: My names Pinkie Pie!
>Brown: Pinkie Pie, eh? That is the worst made up name I’ve ever heard of.
>Pinkie: W-what?
>Brown: I don’t have time to deal with people like.. you.
>He gestures to all of Pinkie.
>Pinkie: Hey, you could be a little nicer..
>Brown: Piss off kid, people like you ruin my day.
>Pinkie sniffled a little, tears in her eyes. You’ve had it.
Hey! You can’t talk to her like that!
>The principal was known for being cruel to kids, and it was clear he hated his job. He glares at you, and gestures you closer.
>He leans up to your ear.
>“No one will believe you. And I would watch it Aanon. You’re THIS close to being expelled.
Like it matters, there’s only a week left.
>“I can still take away your diploma. You’re failing all of your classes right now.”
>You just stare at him as he grins at you.
>Brown: Now, who might this little br- girls be?
>Crap. You didn’t expect to encounter the principal.
Uhh..
>Bro: They’re enrolled in school here. Just started today.
>Brown: What? Who would enroll with only a week left?
>Bro: Didn’t you hear me? They did.
>Brown glares at your brother. They didn’t have a very good history together.
>Brown: I know that.
>Dash: Then why would you ask?
>He looked like he was going to snap.
>There was quite a crowd looking from afar from your group now.
>Principal Brown breathes in deep, and smiles.
>Brown: No worries. Why don’t I look up on you guys, just to be sure?
>Oh crap.
No, that’s okay..
>Brown: Nonsense Aanon, it’s the least I can do.
>He forcibly takes yours and Twilight’s hand, dragging you two to the entrance while your brother and the other girls follow.
>You walk straight into the school, hallways empty, and you go straight into the main office, and right into his room, finally letting go.
Thanks..
>Brown: Okay, everyone here? Good. Now, let’s start with YOU.
>He points to Twilight. She gulps and steps forward.
>Twi: Yes?
>Brown: What is your name?
>Twi: Twilight Sparkle
>Brown: Oh, how hilarious. Really, What is your name?
>Twi: Umm.. it really is Twilight.
>Brown: Ok then “Twilight, let’s have a look at your files then.
>This couldn’t end well..
>Brown: Ok.. Twilight.. Sparkle..
>He types it up on his computer which was blocked from your view.
>He pauses for a moment.
>Brown: … Well… it looks like you are in the system..
>You stare at the back of his head in disbelief.
>.. How?
>Twilight gives you a look that says “I’ll explain later.”
>Brown: Ok… and you all have classes together.. what strange odds..
>Twilight looks nervous now, and then you see it.
>her hand was glowing a purple aura around it, and right into the tower of the computer.
>Brown: All except for you, “Pinkie”.
>Bro: What does that mean?
>Brown: Well well, it looks like she has all the exact same classes with you.
>Bro: … what?!
>Pinkie squeals with joy, and hugs onto your brother, still stunned.
>Brown: Okay then new students, get to class. Now.
>You all start to slowly walk out.
>Brown: And Aanon.
You pause as the others walk out the door.
Yes?
>Brown: Being more than five minutes late to a class counts as an absent. And judging by your record.. Why, you only have one more to go before you are suspended.
What? But I never miss class.
>Brown: Really then? I recall you missing about 35 just last week. You’ve had a couple before too, and 40 is the cut off for suspension.
But that isn’t fair, those should be excused!
>Brown: Sorry, but your parents never called in so, you’re out of luck.
>You couldn’t believe what you were hearing.
>Brown: You better get to class Aanon.
>You walk out without another word.
>Everyone was waiting for you outside the office.

>Bro: What was taking you so long?
Nothing. We better go to class I guess.
>Dash: Wait! Where are we going?
Well, he said that we all had the same classes, right?
>Twi: Yes, I made sure to put us with you.
>Bro: Wait, what? Did you like hack into the system or something.
>Applejack: Er.. no. I did.
>Bro: You?
>Applejack: Yess…
>Bro: ..What is really going on here?
I’ll explain later. We better get going. And bro-
>Bro: What?
Have fun. You and Pinkie have the same schedule all day.
>Pinkie: Yeah, so let’s get going!
>Pinkie takes your brother’s wrist, and she bolts down the hallway.
>Bro: Wait! You’re going the wrong way!
>They disappear down the hallway, and you are left with the other girls.
>Dash: So, what do we have first?
>You groan.
Algebra.
>Dash: Cool, what’s that like, a weights class?
It’s math.
>Dash: You have to be kidding me.
>Twi: Come on Dash, it can’t be that bad.

>Students write down various symbols and equations as the teacher writes them on the board, talking with a tone that never changed. Half the students were asleep, heads in there arms, waiting for the bell to ring.
SLAM
>And in you go, Rainbow Dash leading the way.
>Twi: Rainbow!
>Dash: What? We had to make an entrance.
>Applejack: That wasn’t an entrance! That was downright disrespectful!
>Dash: Says who?
>“And who here is disturbing the class?”
>You walk through the bickering girls. The entire class was awake now, staring at the front.
Sorry I’m late Mr. Randal.
>Randal: That’s an absent Mr. Unknown. Who are these girls that you brought in here?
They.. are your newest students. Just enrolled today.
>Randal: Oh really? I didn’t get a notice from the principal.
>Almost like clockwork, the computer in the corner of the room lite up. Mr. Randal went straight to it almost like a machine, and checked it.
>Randal: Please, take a seat girls.
The only ones available were at the front of the room. You all take up the front seats as the teacher walks back to the front of the room.
>Randal: Now then, what does x equal? How about you Aanon?
>You quickly scan the board, new information that you have never seen before.
Uhhh..
>Twi: Is it 6?
>Randal: .. yes, ms.?
>Twi: Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle.
>You hear a couple of chuckles from the rest of the class.
>Randal: Okay Ms. Sparkle.. what about this one?
>He writes a new equation, obviously harder than the previous, and stares at Twilight.
>She looks nervous for a second, and grips her palms. It was clear that she didn’t know it.
>Flutter: Umm.. Excuse me.. is it 8 and a half?
>All of the class, along with you, stare at Fluttershy. She notices the attention, and shrinks down in her desk.
>Randal: ..  That is correct. That was college level math. How did you know it?
>Flutter: Umm.. just a guess..
>The whole class laughs, scaring Fluttershy.
>Randal: Alright then class, let’s get back to the lesson..

>The whole day dragged on pretty much the same. You would walk into a class, and everyone would stare at your new companions.
>Apparently, Fluttershy was good at math, Applejack was good in Woodshop, and Rarity was good at English.
>Thankfully, you had one class left for the day, which Rainbow Dash was psyched for.
>P.E.
>The good thing was that your brother shared this class with you, so you could all be together for the drills.
>The girls were given clean uniforms which much to Rarity’s disgust were grey and boring.
>You all got fitted, and walked into the gym.
>It was a much bigger class than the others of course, around 50 kids inside with only one teacher.
>You scan around, and finally find your brother.
>Well, you actually found Pinkie, who was much more noticeable.
>She was bouncing happily around, singing some kind of tune.
>Your brother on the other hand, didn’t look so good.
>He was in his uniform, sweating, and clearly tired out.
>Pinkie sees you, and automatically starts running over to you.
>Pinkie: Hi guys! Isn’t this place the greatest!
>Your brother comes up, panting and  clutching his chest.
>Bro: *pant* Aanon, can we *gasp* call the bet off?
Sure thing.
>Bro: *pant* oh really? Alright..
>He slumps over to the bleachers, and takes a seat, exhausted.
>The gym teacher didn’t really mind anymore since school was almost over, so he just had everyone shooting basketballs, not even in the room anymore.
Have a fun day?
>Bro: She.. Wouldn’t stop.. unlimited energy or something..
>You silently laugh thinking how he had probably ran close to 3 miles already.
>Bro: Can we.. go home now?
But we still have like half an hour left..
>Bro: Who cares? The gym teacher isn’t even here, and he never takes role. And the door is wide open right now.
>He gestures to the door, wide open to let a cool breeze in.
>Dash: Yeah, I’m dying to fly already!
>Bro: ..What?
Okay okay..
>You all start for the exit, and you notice something strange.
>You can’t hear a single noise, and only the fall of a single pair of footsteps.
>You were behind everyone, who were almost out of the door.
Hey guys!
>Dash: What? You said we cou-
We aren’t supposed to leave yet guys! We still have a little time yet.
The footsteps have stopped, and you see all of the girls turn around, Pinkie clutching Your brother’s arm.
>It was Principal Brown of course.
>Brown: Well Aanon, you aren’t trying to skip out on class, are you? That would count as an absent.
Of course not Mr. Brown. Just wanted to feel the breeze a little better.
>The Principal grimaced, being so close to catching you.
>Brown: Okay then Mr. Unknown, carry on.
>He turned around, and walked away, as if he had just randomly came it to check on the class.
>He was watching you now. Your every move.
>Flutter: .. That was strange..
>It was stranger that Fluttershy broke the silence, but everyone went back to shooting hoops.
>Rarity: Why does that.. why does he keep checking on you Aanon?
I don’t know..
>You never really done anything to attract his attention before, so why the attention now? You wish that you knew.
>All of you just wait until the bell finally rang, and you all rush to the car, exhausted from the day’s events.
>Bro: Finally! What a day it’s been.
>Pinkie: That was super terrific! I can’t wait to do that tomorrow~!
>Bro: Yeah.. me too..
>Your brother offers to drive again, as if you didn’t know why.
>Pinkie: Alright! I call sitting in drivers seat again!
>Rarity: No!
>Pinkie stops right by the door, one leg already in.
>Pinkie: Oh, did you want to sit up front?
>Rarity: Yes- no wait, no! Of course not!
>Bro: Oh come one Rare, don’t you want to sit up on my lap?
>Rarity: No! I just.. Pinkie shouldn’t be in that seat anymore!
>Bro: What? Why not?
>Rarity: It’s.. It’s dangerous!
>Rarity was blushing furiously now, clearly angry at something.
>Pinkie: Oh, well ok then..
>Bro: Pinkie, wait!
>Pinkie: No, she’s right, I’ll sit with Rainbow Dash!
>Dash: Wait, don’t I get a say?
>Your brother stares in disbelief as Pinkie gets in the other side. And for the first time, he glares at Rarity.
>Bro: Get in the car, we’re going.
>Rarity obliges, and you all set off for Mike’s house.
>Rarity: Well, I think that we have had a long day.
>Bro: I’ll say..