Mad Hatter Short

A gentle humming roused you, your eyes opening and caught sight of a woman in a sheer negligee fussing over some objects on the nightstand, the smell of food beginning to overpower you.

"Welcome to the land of wakefulness, my dear husband!" She cheered, your eyes focusing enough to reveal your Mad Hatter wife smiling down at you. "A most splendid time to wake up, no? Yes? Of course!"

Pushing yourself up onto one arm, you began to rub your eyes of sleep, your wife swiftly grabbing your hand away so that she could complete the task. "You must be ever so faint after the undertakings of last night! Oh, you were simply relentless and passionate in your enthralls! What a wonderful night it was, dear husband!"

Her cheery demeanour rubbed off on you and made you smile lazily as well, a yawn escaping you as your wife pulled away. "Sit up, sit up!" She demanded, helping guide you to rest against the backboard of the bed, her red eyes peering intensely into yours from behind her purple bangs. "I have prepared you a breakfast most proper to help thee recover! And a healthy batch of tea, posthaste!"

"Th-Thank you, dear..." You managed to finally get a word in, relaxing back into the pillows as she turned to grab the tray of food. She was right, last night was something else and had left you rather sore in... well, most everywhere but especially in certain 'areas'. This breakfast in bed was certainly welcome.

"Open up!" Your Mad hatter wife exclaimed, setting the food down in your lap and grabbing the tea cup from the tray. "Earl grey!"

She tilted the cup slightly to allow you to drink from it, the Mad Hatter giggling to herself as you gulped it down. "Most delicious, no?" She asked, seeking your validation.

"Simply wonderful, darling."

"Oh ho! Such great praise from my splendid husband! I am overjoyed that you enjoy the tea, I made special sure to include extra milk for you, as I know just how much you enjoy it!"

Her mention of milk made you pause. "Hadn't we run out of milk a few days ago?"

"We did! I remember it quite clearly!"

"...Then how..."

Realization dawned on you as she leaned in, using her arms to push up and pedestalize her sizable bust, a blush erupting on your cheeks. "I see..." You said with a smile, your wife squirming happily in her seat.

"Only the upmost special ingredients for my upmost special husband! Now, let us begin with your meal proper!" She said with glee, turning to the plate of breakfast food and picking out a pancake, beginning to cut and prepare it just for you.

You had no idea how she managed to act so cheerful and energetic in the mornings, but it was more than welcome, her bright presence the ideal way to start your days.