This Paranormal Life Opening Questions Episodes 1-177

Episode 1
1.	Does the Banshee exist and does it scream in your face when someone’s about to die?
2.	Did the Nazis study occult magic?
Episode 2
1.	Are your friends and families aliens in disguise?
2.	Is the world really flat instead of round?
Episode 3
1.	Are we alone in the universe?
2.	Do ghosts and spirits walk among us?
3.	At some point in history have your favorite celebrities been replaced by lizards?
Episode 4
1.	Do we live in a computer simulation?
2.	Is the government adding elicit chemicals into our water supply to make us more dumber?
3.	Did OJ Simpson’s ghosts frame him?
Aunt
1.	Is the government putting weird stuff in our water to make people dumb and subservient?
2.	Are wolves not actually wolves, but demons?
Episode 6
1.	Is Bigfoot an inter-dimensional ghost?
2.	Is Beyonce an illuminati show?
3.	Does Satan assume the form of a large bird and stalk the rooftops of homes in New Jersey?
Episode 7
1.	Is Siri trying to take over our own minds?
2.	Is the government trying to take our gun? (personal fear)
Episode 8
1.	Is the moon made of water?
2.	Is Obama a Satanist?
3.	Does the ghost of Walt Disney haunt rival animation studios to this day?
Episode 9
1.	Did Saint Patrick really  drive the snakes from Ireland?
2.	Is Pepsi Cola flavored with baby flavoring?
3.	Is Hilary Clinton a demon?
Episode 10
1.	Are mirrors actually a portal to another dimension?
2.	Are our shadows trying to assassinate us?
Episode 11
1.	Are fish life-seeded from another planet?
2.	Is Santa real?
3.	Are vaccines making our children – (interrupted)
Episode 12
1.	Was Michael Jackson a time-traveling Pharaoh of ancient Egypt?
2.	Is the sun actually really close and just not that hot?
Episode 13
1.	Are smart phones designed by the government to make humans subservient?
2.	Do trees give off oxygen or do they really give off poison?
Episode 14
1.	Are ghosts alive and we’re actually dead?
2.	Is soul music really called that because it harvests the souls of innocents?
Episode 15
1.	Do time travelers exist and do they walk amongst us?
2.	Are magicians hiding the ultimate secret that magic is real?
Episode 16
1.	Do aliens abduct cows purely for their milk?
2.	Do we build robots, or do robots build us?
Episode 17
1.	Are the Egyptian pyramids giant radio receivers for deep space?
2.	Was Prince really a prince of an alien royal family?
Episode 18
1.	Was the first World War really a battle for supernatural technology?
2.	Is rain alien tears?
Episode 19
1.	Is trick-or-treating at Halloween the only thing that stops the undead from walking the Earth and terrorizing us?
2.	Whenever you go to sleep at night do ghosts and ghouls manifest and touch all your stuff and move them around a little bit?
Episode 20
1.	Do hospitals make us better, or do they actually make us sick?
2.	Is recycling a creation by the government to make humans obsessed with trash?
Episode 21
1.	 Is the experience of déjà vu proof of a tear in the space-time continuum?
2.	Are dogs that can sense earthquakes actually causing earthquakes?
Episode 22
1.	Do wizards come from the moon?
2.	When babies are born is that actually a baby dying in another dimension and then they’re born into this world which is hell?
Episode 23
1.	If you have red eyes in a photograph, does that mean you’re a demon?
2.	Is the universe actually infinite, or is it coming to get us?
Episode 24
1.	Is Alex Jones right, and we’re all wrong?
2.	Is Ronald McDonald a reincarnation of some ancient hell-beast enslaving humanity one 99 P burger at a time?
Episode 25
1.	Does the recent solar eclipse mean that we have to sacrifice more to Ra?
2.	Are the voices in my head right? And I should do what they tell even if I know I shouldn’t?
Episode 26
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 27
1.	  Can you bend a spoon with your mind?
2.	Was Steve Jobs reincarnated as Candy Crush?
Episode 28
1.	Are the pyramids tombstones of giants?
2.	Did the Big Bang actually create the universe, or will the Big Bang end the universe?
Episode 29
1.	Does time travel already exist and time travelers live among us today?
2.	In an alternate dimension are smartphones obsessed with us?
Episode 30
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 31
1.	Do radiators actually give off radiation?
2.	Is the Golden Gate Bridge actually made of silver?
Episode 32
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 33
1.	Was Harry Potter a documentary?
2.	If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does the tree become a ghost?
Episode 34
1.	Are we the robots, and do we create our own masters?
2.	Are bananas witches, and do they float?
Episode 35
1.	Are we actually very tiny, and galaxies are actually the brain cells of even larger human beings?
2.	Are snowflakes tiny microchips and snowmen are the greatest super computers of all?
Episode 36
1.	Are shadows actually demonic versions of ourselves?
2.	Is Twitter sucking our souls out through our fingertips?
Episode 37
1.	Is Nibiru aka Planet X coming to claim all of our lives in legit, about 2 weeks?
2.	Is Netflix actually harvesting souls through your computer screen one episode of Narcos at a time?
Episode 38
1.	Are the governments sneaking mind-controlling chemicals into our water?
2.	Are the beer factories sneaking water into our beer?
Episode 39
1.	Is Thanksgiving a government ploy to stop Halloween and Christmas from combining into a mega-holiday that destroys the Earth?
2.	(((intervention between questions disclaiming Rory’s shitty mic for this week’s episode)))
3.	Do elephants remember everything because they’re actually giant walking harddrives?
Episode 40
1.	Are skyscrapers built on the Earth to make contact with extraterrestrials?
2.	Are game shows the ultimate distraction to prove to humans, that life is a game?
Episode 41
1.	What is “Christmas Spirit” and is possible to capture Ghost-Buster style?
2.	 Can reindeers fly because of telekinetic ability or do they legit just have hops?
Episode 42
1.	Are humans’ power held in their hair and that’s why the government is trying to cut us down?
2.	Is deforestation a way to remove the trees and vegetation slowly taking over the planet?
Episode 43
1.	During the full moon, do werewolves turn into humans?
2.	Is Tom Cruise right and scientology is the only way?
Episode 44
1.	Is ice actually a precious diamond that melts in our hands?
2.	Is the Earth round, flat, square, or a dodecahedron?
Episode 45
1.	Can birds really defy gravity or did they unlock some kind of cheat-code allowing them to fly?
2.	When you get sick, are you haunted and are antibiotics actually tiny ghost-busters?
Episode 46
1.	Can you brush your teeth too much? (Kit points out this isn’t paranormal lol)
2.	Do mice live beneath the cities in their own little mini-civilizations?
Episode 47
1.	If you die in a video game, do you die in real life?
2.	Do goats scream like man because bad people get reincarnated as goats?
Episode 48
1.	Are the governments putting tracking devices in our water?
2.	Is military spending, maybe not enough?
Episode 49
1.	Do we all have a third eye inside our head for viewing the paranormal dimension?
2.	Do babies really come from storks or are they from somewhere more weird and gross?
Episode 50
*50th episode celebration introduction, no questions
Episode 51
1.	When an iPhone dies, does Siri go to heaven?
2.	Did Isaac Newton actually invent gravity?
Episode 52
1.	Is space the final frontier, or is it birth?
2.	If plants can communicate with each other, do my clothes talk to each other when I close the wardrobe?
Episode 53
1.	Did color exist before color TV?
2.	Is love a disease?
Episode 54
1.	Is Mark Zuckerberg a reptile?
2.	If birds are descended from dinosaurs, shouldn’t we be keeping an eye on them?
Episode 55
1.	Are Christmas trees actually just regular trees?
2.	Can I sleep without a night light, or will the demons come and get me?
Episode 56
1.	Is there a communist space base on the dark side of the moon?
2.	Do dogs go to heaven?
Episode 57
1.	If a towel dries me, who dries the towel?
Episode 58
1.	Who will be next species to rule the Earth, and why is it spiders?
2.	Can ghosts swim?
Episode 59
1.	If a banshee screams in space, does she make a space?
2.	If humans evolved from monkeys, where’s the tail?
Episode 60
1.	Are shooting stars actually UFOs from alien worlds?
2.	If you eat the seeds in fruit, does the fruit grow in your stomach?
Episode 61*
1.	If aliens live in space, why can’t we see them at night?
2.	If ketchup comes from tomatoes, why don’t I like tomatoes?
*Special glitch intro after the questions
Episode 62
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 63
1.	Is the final frontier for finding bigfoot, space?
2.	If humans and animals all came from the sea, why can’t I swim?
Episode 64
1.	Is Dungeons & Dragons a board game, or a documentary?
2.	Does the tick in Nike stand for, “Yes, aliens are real”?
Episode 65
1.	Are social media bots the first signs of SkyNet’s takeover?
2.	We know the internet works via magic, but is it dark magic?
Episode 66
1.	When someone takes a Polaroid of you, do they steal a part of your soul?
2.	Who would win in a fight, a witch, or a wizard?
Episode 67
1.	Are flies UFOs, and if so, what the F--- is a bee?
Episode 68
1.	If I put lights on my shoes, will I run faster?
2.	Can you guys hear the voices, or is it just me?
Episode 69
1.	Is an undiscovered planet X on-course to destroy the Earth?
2.	What happens if you take the red pill, AND the blue pill at the same damn time?
Episode 70
1.	Did Sir Isaac Newton discover gravity, or invent it?
2.	If the ancient Pharaohs were so smart, why are they all dead?
Episode 71
1.	Was the X-Files a documentary?
2.	Shouldn’t we be buying gold for when democracy crumbles?
Episode 72
1.	Do ghosts have to sleep if they died tired?
2.	If humans are causing global warming, what the F--- is causing winter?
Episode 73
1.	Do ghosts obey ghost law?
2.	How do airplanes stay up there?
Episode 74
1.	Were Bigfoot’s hands as big as his feet?
2.	If paper comes from trees, where do trees come from?
Episode 75
1.	Do aliens watch sci-fi movies about humans?
2.	If you’re born in a lab, do you have a birthday?
Episode 76
1.	When bears hibernate, do they really go back to their home planet?
2.	We’ve heard about cords such as A, C and D, but what about cord X? What does that sound like?
Episode 77
1.	How do you know if your neighbor is a dark magician?
2.	What came first, chicken, eggs or grays?
Episode 78
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 79
1.	Are cell phones used by the government to beam our locations to the MIBs 24/7?
2.	We know what holy water is, but what’s unholy water? What happens if you drink that?
Episode 80
1.	If Bigfoot is in hiding, what crime did he commit?
2.	Are bonsai trees normal-sized, and we’re actually giants?
Episode 81
1.	What if the moon landing was a crop circle left by humans?
2.	If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens when I get sick? Where’s the doctor gone?
Episode 82
1.	95% of the universe is dark matter, is that because all the lights are here on Earth?
2.	Who is the man in the moon, and what does he want?
Episode 83
1.	If I shot at a black hole with a 12-guage, would it die?
2.	In the year 2000, the Baha Men made the song “Who let the dogs out”, where are the dogs now? Have they been found? Why were they let out in the first place?
Episode 84
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 85
*No questions – special Halloween episode with guest
Episode 86
1.	What happens when you die in heaven? Do you go to hell?
2.	What happens when you die in hell? Do you go to super hell?
Episode 87
1.	Is the moon a ghost of a planet? If so, why didn’t Neil Armstrong float  right through it?
Episode 88
1.	Is the White House actually a giant mech, waiting for the next world war?
2.	How do bees have sex?
Episode 89
1.	Were there dinosaurs on Noah’s ark?
2.	How does a goblin get promoted to hobgoblin?
Episode 90
1.	Does a hologram weigh a gram?
2.	What happens if you light ice on fire?
Episode 91
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 92
1.	Is your Christmas tree spying on you and your family?
2.	How exactly does Santa know who’s been naughty, and who’s been nice?
Episode 93*
1.	How does Santa fit all those toys into that big old sack?
2.	Why are Santa’s cheeks so jolly?
*Special Christmas intro
Episode 94
1.	What do ghosts do when they’re bored?
2.	If I hang out near a power plant, will I become an X-Men?
Episode 95
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 96
1.	What happens when you kill the grim reaper? Who comes to take him away?
2.	Can grown humans eat baby food?
Episode 97
1.	If ghosts are really dead people, are you safest in your living room?
2.	What’s worse, your home get possessed, or Repossessed?
Episode 98
1.	What happens if you microwave an oven?
2.	If I fuse myself with a lie-detector test, could I see the truth?
Episode 99
1.	Are humans the product of aliens mating with pre-historic apes?
2.	Who would win in a fight, Mike Tyson in his prime, or the Chupacabra?
Episode 100
*Special live investigation for 100th episode, no questions
Episode 101
1.	Did wasps come from another planet?
2.	If you say “bloody Mary” 3 times, into a mirror, does she have to stop what she’s already doing to come and kill you?
Episode 102
1.	What’s in Pandora’s box? Should I open it?
2.	If the universe is expanding, why isn’t my d--- getting any bigger?
Episode 103
1.	What happens when you demolish a house that a ghost has been haunting?
2.	Can LSD help you telepathically communicate with dolphins?
Episode 104
1.	Can the FBI send poison through e-mail?
2.	Why can’t I put a fork in the toaster? What don’t they want me to find?
Episode 105
1.	If the government can hear our thoughts, who’s to say they can’t smell them too?
2.	If monsters live under the bed, should I smash the whole thing with a hammer?
Episode 106
1.	Is it possible to astrally project?
2.	If I stop Big Ben, will I stop time itself?
Episode 107
1.	What happens if you throw a boomerang into a black hole?
2.	Do you really have to sleep?
Episode 108
1.	We know that humans evolved from monkeys, but what are monkeys evolved from?
2.	The world did not end in 2012 as predicted, or is the apocalypse just happening very, very slowly?
Episode 109
1.	If I can’t travel through time, how am I here? I should still be one?
2.	What happens if you only eat crisps?
Episode 110
1.	There’s a black hole in the enter of our galaxy, how do we kill it before it kills us?
2.	Why can’t I look directly at the sun, what don’t they want me to see?
Episode 111
1.	If the Illumanati controls the world, who controls the Illuminati?
2.	If humans are 60% water, does that mean that half of our body is constantly underwater?
Episode 112
1.	What’s inside the middle of a tornado?
2.	If you drink nuclear waste, where do you find a rat sensei to train your new mutant abilities?
Episode 113
1.	When the sun goes down every night, where does it go?
2.	What happens if you microwave a smaller microwave?
Episode 114
1.	If you smash a tombstone, do you free a ghost?
2.	If eating carrots helps you see in the dark, how many carrots before you obtain fully-operational night-vision eyes?
Episode 115
1.	Are atoms actually tiny universes?
2.	Which bug bites give you superhuman abilities, and which just straight up kill you?
Episode 116
1.	How big a bunker do I need to survive the apocalypse?
2.	Can I use a dog whistle to somehow mind control an army of dogs?
Episode 117
1.	Is soda the water of the future?
2.	What happens if a human drinks gasoline? It makes a car go faster, so what about us?
Episode 118
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 119
1.	What comes after death?
2.	They say space is the final frontier, but, what’s the frontier after that?
Episode 120
1.	We all wear sunglasses, so shouldn’t we also wear moon glasses?
2.	Where did crabs come from>
Episode 121
1.	Do we have untapped alien DNA that will activate when humans start living in space?
2.	Is fire a type of magic?
Episode 122
1.	Does the AI in CIA mean ‘artificial intelligence’?
2.	What if a cow drank human milk?
Episode 123
1.	Is it possible to visit the Egyptian land of the dead, and come back?
2.	Does exercise make you stronger, or actually weaker?
Episode 124
1.	Could a ghost hug another ghost?
2.	If Leonardi da Vinci was such a great inventor, why didn’t he invent something to keep him alive?
Episode 125
1.	Did the ancient Egyptians know the secrets of immortality?
2.	If fish eats worms, do fish holes eat worm holes?
Episode 126
1.	Do animals have a 6th paranormal sense, if so, are dogs the UFO-hunting astronauts of the future?
Episode 127
1.	Did aliens fight in the second world war?
2.	If table football is called foosball, why isn’t table tennis called toosball?
Episode 128
1.	Is it legal to cook and eat a dragon’s egg?
2.	We’re all worried about identity theft, but is it possible for a demon to take your soul through your webcam?
Episode 129
1.	Does Batman eat bats?
2.	If counting sheep makes you tired what happens when you count wolves?
*Slowed down special intro due to coughing fit
Episode 130*
1.	What if the reason we can’t find Bigfoot is because he was abducted?
2.	What happens if when break the health and safety rules at King’s Place London, do you still get your deposit?
*Special MIB music intro for live investigation
Episode 131
1.	Can you survive the vacuum of space by simply holding your breath?
2.	How can I speed up evolution to see what comes after birds?
Episode 132
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 133
1.	If you’re buried alive, do you die alive?
2.	What makes sweet potatoes sweeter than regular potatoes? Is it something paranormal?
Episode 134
1.	What ingredients actually go into a witch’s brew? More importantly, how bad is the curse that I will receive after drinking the delicious beverage?
Episode 135
1.	Will there ever be a boat that can fly?
2.	What is soup made out of?
Episode 136
1.	Do ghosts have death days, instead of birthdays?
2.	Is Earth a UFO and we’re the alien grays aboard it?
Episode 137
1.	Can ancient crystals control time and space?
2.	Is the Earth’s core full of spiders?
Episode 138
1.	What are the best ways to protect your home from demons?
2.	What if the first man on the moon had been a werewolf?
Episode 139
1.	What happens if a cat was raised by dogs?
2.	If the sun sets, why doesn’t the moon set?
Episode 140
1.	Why are babies so good at learning languages? What do they know that we don’t?
Episode 141
1.	Do ghosts sleep, or are they already eternally resting?
2.	Who is Papa John, and how does he make so much pizza?
Episode 142
1.	Is someone torturing a voodoo doll of me, or do I just have back pain?
2.	Is ectoplasm good for you?
Episode 143
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 144*
1.	Do they celebrate Christmas in the multiverse?
2.	How old is Santa? How is he still alive?
*Special Christmas episode and intro
Episode 145
*Special New Year’s Eve episode, no questions
Episode 146
1.	When bears hibernate, do they have one really long dream?
2.	Can I marry a hologram, or is that “weird”?
Episode 147
1.	What if the Bermuda triangle is missing a point and it’s actually the Bermuda rectangle?
2.	How do magnets work?
Episode 148
1.	Are clouds just God’s vape smoke?
2.	Were turkey dinosaurs made from turkey, or dinosaurs?
Episode 149
1.	Who would win in a fight-fight, Bigfoot or God?
2.	Can I vape a ghost?
Episode 150
1.	If the Earth is hollow, does that mean the moon is hollow too?
2.	If aliens are so advanced, why do they keep crashing their spaceships?
Episode 151
1.	How do I know if I’m possessed?
2.	What if monkeys are just baby Bigfoot hiding in plain sight?
Episode 152
1.	What if time isn’t a circle, but instead a triangle?
2.	Isn’t a chicken nugget just a chicken’s egg?
Episode 153
1.	Are there demons already in outer space?
2.	Why doesn’t big government want us to drink sea water?
Episode 154
1.	Is our planet an atom in a giant’s universe?
2.	Is water the ghost of ice?
Episode 155
1.	Is there a cryptid that can move faster than the speed of light?
2.	If there infinite parallel universes, how do I get to one where I made better life choices?
Episode 156
1.	What happens when you eat birthday cake if it’s not your birthday?
2.	How do you wash a water-proof coat?
Episode 157
1.	Do we all see the same colors>?
2.	What if Leonardo da Vinci, the greatest artist of all time, wasn’t actually human?
Episode 158
1.	Are zoo animals just monsters that we’ve captured?
2.	Could a regular man punch through a whole loaf of bread?
Episode 159
1.	Did ancient humans have helicopters made of stone?
2.	If I could use 100% of my brain power at once, could I microwave food using my mind?
Episode 160
1.	Do animals know they’re gonna die? If so, what’s on a rat’s bucket list?
Episode 161
1.	Which cryptids have telekinetic abilities?
2.	Is it possible for the average person to go super Saiyan?
Episode 162
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 163
1.	Could a demon read the Bible, and if not, how would it ever get better?
2.	Could I time-travel to a time where time-travel doesn’t exist?
Episode 164
*No questions – Part 2 episode
Episode 165
1.	Can fish swim in beer?
2.	Where do dogs go when they die, heaven, or some sort of dog Valhalla?
Episode 166
1.	What if dinosaurs evolved from humans?
2.	What does an MP3  taste like?
Episode 167
1.	What will happen when the sun runs out of juice?
2.	Did Tamagotchi haunt us after they died?
Episode 168
1.	Can you have sex with a ghost?
2.	If cowboys ruled the wild west, what did cowmen rule?
Episode 169
1.	Why didn’t witches simply fly away from their trials?
2.	What would happen if I drank nuclear waste?
Episode 170
1.	How do you kill the undead?
2.	What happens if you eat flowers?
Episode 171
1.	What if Roswell was a government stunt to cover up an even bigger conspiracy?
2.	They say lightspeed is the fastest anything can go, but what about dark speed?
Episode 172
*Special recap episode of 2019, no questions
Episode 173
1.	What if planet Earth is just the escape pod from an even bigger planet?
2.	Why can’t I reheat rice?
Episode 174
1.	Where do ducks go at night?
2.	What happens if you stab a gun?
Episode 175
1.	Did ancient humans have Wifi and we’ve just rediscovered it?
2.	If rock is the Devil’s music, does that mean there are concerts in hell, or do demons buy tickets for shows here on Earth?
Episode 176
1.	Do ghosts celebrate Christmas?
2.	What if a dog drank coffee?
Episode 177
1.	Is it possible for me to learn how to shape-shift into a rat?
2.	We’ve heard of the dark side of the moon, but what’s hiding on the other side?