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RO/HH: The Vast Swell joins the honk and glub

Nov 28th, 2011
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  1. -- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] --
  2. RO: hey Solena
  3. HH: h33333y 7h3r3 ru57y, my p4l. wh475 7h3 h4p5, m4n?
  4. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR kept going through all those gates and just ended up where CIRRIN RUNFAR started
  5. RO: who would have guessed right?
  6. HH: w00004444h 7h47 50und5 h3ll4 7r1ppy!
  7. HH: 1 6u355 17 15 4 600d 7h1n6 1m 4ll up 4nd k33p1n my 455 f1rmly pl4n73d 1n 7h15 5n0wy w0nd3rl4nd 0f 4 l4nd 1m 4ll up 1n.
  8. HH: 50 wh47r3 y0u 4ll up 4nd up 70 n0w ru57y?
  9. RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs back in the land of ships and motion
  10. RO: and CIRRIN RUNFAR has no clue what these crab guys are talking about
  11. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR feels CIRRIN RUNFAr must have missed something earlier
  12. HH: 4r3 7h3y 4ll k1nd54 73ll1n y0u 480u7 qu3575 4nd 5h12 l1k3 7h47?
  13. RO: oh yeah exactly that
  14. HH: cu2 1v3 833n 41r716h7 1n70 7h47 n0153 f0r 4wh1l3 n0w 7h4nk5 70 7h353 l1l w00f83457 dud35!
  15. HH: w3ll h0wl834575 1 6u355 8u7 7h3yr3 50 cu73 1 c4n7 qu173 7h1nk 0f 3m 45 7h053 h3h3h
  16. RO: okay thats good because
  17. RO: well
  18. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was thinking about asking you for a bit of help
  19. HH: 0h? =:0
  20. HH: w3ll c0m3 47 m3 8r0 1m 4ll k1nd54 5p0n63 cl075 0n 7h15 3nd!
  21. RO: alright here we go
  22. RO: so on the first island they were all talkin about these three trials
  23. RO: which CIRRIN RUNFAR did
  24. HH: y4h?
  25. RO: okay so technically CIRRIN RUNFAR didnt finish the last one but still grabbed the reward
  26. RO: shenanigans
  27. HH: 7h475 416h7 1 7h1nk 50m3 4 7h353 qu3575 w3r3 d3516n3d f0r l00ph0l35 4nd 5h12 l1k3 7h47.
  28. HH: 7h3n wh47 h4pp3n3d?
  29. RO: so now theyre talking about some other hero whos going to come along and ride the vast swell
  30. RO: do you have something like that on your planet because CIRRIN RUNFARs totally lost here
  31. HH: w3ll 1
  32. HH: w417
  33. HH: W417
  34. HH: V457 5W3LL!?
  35. HH: 0H MY 60D.
  36. HH: L173R4LLY.
  37. HH: =8D
  38. HH: 0H 605H H0LY 5H17.
  39. HH: D1D 7H3Y 54Y 7H47?
  40. HH: 3XPL1C17LY?
  41. RO: they said exactly that
  42. RO: the
  43. RO: vast
  44. RO: swell
  45. HH: 00000H MY 60D!!!!!!
  46. RO: ....what is it?
  47. HH: 7H3 V457 5W3LL!
  48. RO: yeah that!
  49. HH: 7H3 7H1N6 7H47 F0LL0W3R5 0F 7H3 6R347 C0NDUC70R H4V3 833N W4171N6 F0R F0R 4 H3LL4 L4R63 NUM83R 0F 5W33P5!!!
  50. HH: 17 15 4ll up 4nd pr34ch3d 7h47 7h053 wh0 7ru3ly 83l13v3 1n 7h3 cr3470r 4nd h15 m1r4c1l0u5 w4y5 w1ll 4ll up 4nd r1d3 7h47 848y 70 7h3 fr1663n P4R4D153 L4ND!!
  51. RO: oh wait theres a great conductor involved aswell and a creator and all that
  52. RO: wait how do you know all this?
  53. HH: duuuud3 1 4m h3ll4 1n70 7h15 r3l1610n n0153!
  54. HH: 1 f0und 4ll 7h3 57uff h1dd3n 1n my h1v3 l1k3 1 6u355 1 4ll up 4nd d1dn7 w4n7 p30pl3 70 533 0r 50m37h1n.
  55. HH: 1 571ll 7ry n07 70 83 pr34chy 8u7 h00000ly 5h12 7h15 15 H3LL5 K1ND54 R4D!
  56. RO: okay wow this is
  57. RO: a lot to take in at once
  58. HH: m4n 1 kn0w! 1m f3ll1n 73n w4y5 70 0v3rwh3lm3d5v1ll3 0n 7h15 3nd 700!!
  59. RO: so CIRRIN RUNFAR guesses its lucky you found that stuff in your hive then
  60. HH: 7h47 533m5 70 4ll up 4nd 83 7h3 c453 d0n7 17?
  61. RO: yeah!
  62. RO: and CIRRIN RUNFAR likes talking to you
  63. RO: instead of the crabpeople that is
  64. HH: h3h3h w3ll 1 4ll k1nd54 l1k3 74lk1n 47 y4ll 700 ru57y-0.
  65. RO: r:)
  66. HH: =:D
  67. HH: 50 wh47 50r74 57uff w17h 7h15 816 0l f4ncy qu357 d0 y0u n33d my 3xp3r7153 1n h3lp1n6 y4 w17h dud3?
  68. RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR still doesnt know what exactly is the vast swell /is/
  69. RO: other than its something to ride
  70. HH: w3ll 70 pu7 17 1n l4ym4n5 73rm5, 175 7h3 l4r6357 w4v3 1n 7h15 4nd 4ny un1v3r53!
  71. HH: l1k3... 3v3r! =:0
  72. RO: wow! bigger than that one that was heading right for us before CIRRIN RUNFAR entered the first gate?
  73. RO: well right for CIRRIN RUNFAR anyway
  74. HH: y34h m4n, 1v3 533n 81663r w4v35 7h4n 7h47 0n3 0n 4L73RN14 m4n
  75. HH: w3r3 74lk1n 4 w4v3 7h47 w0uld p13rc3 7h3 h34v3n5!!
  76. HH: 7H47 74K35 UP 7H3 3N71R3 0C34N!!!
  77. HH: 7H3 C0LL3C71V3 C0M81N4710N 0F 3V3RY7H1N6 7H3 C0NDUC70R H45 70 7HR0W 0UR W4Y!!!!!!
  78. RO: but whens that going to happen!
  79. HH: 17 15 541d 7h47 wh3n 7h3 574r5 4l16n, 4nd 7h3 ch053n 5hr3dd3r 4pp34r5, 7h3 cl0ud5 w1ll p4r7 4nd 7h3 534 w1ll 801l 4nd 7hr0w 3v3ry7h1n6 175 607 47 7h3m!
  80. RO: oh man thats sounds really exciting!!
  81. HH: h3333333ll5 y4h!!!!
  82. RO: like having all that thrown at you and not just surviving but winning!
  83. HH: H3LL5 y4h ru57y!!!
  84. HH: 0000h m4n 1 837 y0ur 73n k1nd54 570K3D!!!
  85. RO: its hard not to get caught up in this!
  86. RO: but /when/ does this happen and what does CIRRIN RUNFAR do in the meantime?
  87. HH: w3ll 1 1m461n3 7h3r35 n0 3X4C7 71m1n6, y0u ju57 60774 ch1ll4x 4nd w417 f0r 7h3 cr3470r 70 4ll up 4nd 3x3cu73 h15 m4573r pl4n.
  88. HH: 4nd 83...
  89. HH: R34DY
  90. HH: 70
  91. HH: 5HR3D!!!!!!!!!!!
  92. HH: =8D
  93. RO: but but but CIRRIN RUNFARs no good at waiting!
  94. HH: hmmm...
  95. HH: w3ll 7h3 w4y 1 533 17, 7h15 831n6 y0ur pl4n375 m41n 5qu3323 qu357w4y5...
  96. HH: m4y83 175 5upp053 70 4ll up 4nd 734ch y0u h0w?
  97. RO: but why? why wait?
  98. RO: like why does CIRRIN RUNFAR have to wait for you to get back to your old self?
  99. HH: w3ll 1 dunn0, 83c4u53 50m371m35 175 600d 70 w417 1 6u355...
  100. HH: 4h, 7h1nkp4n 4ch3.
  101. HH: l00k ju57 um...
  102. RO: sorry
  103. HH: h17 m3 up 1f y0u n33d 5m0r3 h3lp, k4y?
  104. HH: 1ll d0 wh47 1 c4n.
  105. RO: well if CIRRIN RUNFARs got to shred
  106. RO: could send CIRRIN RUNFAR the code for one of your boards?
  107. HH: hmm, y4h! c4n d0 ru57y!
  108. HH: 1v3 607 ju57 7h3 804rd! 533m5 l1k3 17 w45 4ll up 4nd m4d3 f0 y0u.
  109. RO: sweet more luck!
  110. HH: flu5hr3d
  111. RO: with the numbers and everything or that just you being...
  112. HH: 3x4c7ly 7h47! num3r05 4nd 4ll =:3
  113. HH: 4nyw4y5, c47ch4 l473r ru57y! 1v3 607 my 0wn qu3575 70 4ll up 4nd qu357 0n.
  114. HH: 600d luck!!
  115. RO: and you too!
  116. HH: 4l0h4!
  117. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] absconded from recreantOctopus [RO] --
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