Fall of Cleveland 51 - Little Smarty vs the Fuzzy Ponies

http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/3258

Written by Marcus Maximus

Little Smarty vs the Fuzzy Ponies
>Be a big tough earth fluffy.
>Or, well, you THOUGHT you were tough.
>Things had been going great for awhile. Under the leadership of Little Smarty, your herd had been very happy.
>Also, getting larger and larger.
>One of the younger fluffies in your herd had found a place beneath Spaghetti Mountain that made magic spaghetti!
>It just kept coming, endlessly!
>There were other places like this, you'd heard... but all of them had been taken by meanie fluffies.
>They gave big ouchies to anyone who got close.
>Your herd was different.
>When fluffies came up to your herd and demanded that you "gif sketties", everyone would look to Little Smarty for approval.
>And she always said that they were good fluffies, and friends, or that she loved them.
>Sometimes she asked them for hugs or to play together first.
>That must have been to test whether they really were nice fluffies.
>But in the end, Little Smarty always decided they were good fluffy friends. And she was always right.
>Every fluffy you've given spaghetti to has been INCREDIBLY nice to you.
>All the other fluffies in your increasingly huge herd had begun to follow her example.
>If fluffies from other herds came along and wanted nummies - even if they acted like rude meanies - you would try to help.
>They'd always stop being rude meanies once you shared your spaghetti with them.
>Besides, there was enough for every fluffy.
>It was magic spaghetti, after all.

>But all that changed when the Big Monster Fluffies came.
>You offered them spaghetti, but they didn't want any.
>They didn't want to play. And they gave hugs, but they were meanie hugs that hurt good fluffies and made them stop moving.
>Your herd was terrified, and tried to run away in all directions at once.
>It's not working out very well.
>Life had been so good here.
>You had a huge family, a great smarty friend, and as far as you knew you were the biggest, toughest fluffy in all Spaghetti Land.
>You're beginning to realize otherwise as the Big Monster Fluffies have begun decimating your herd.
>They're so big and strong and scary!
>Nothing can stop them!
>As you are running from them, you feel lighter.
>No! Little Smarty has jumped off your back!
>She is sitting on the ground, facing the army of Monster Fluffies!
>"Nuuu! Wun away, wittle Smawty! Dese munstas no fwends! Dey gif big ouchies!"
>But Little Smarty does not heed your warning. She just sits there, staring at the approaching horde.
>You suddenly realize what she's doing.

>"Wittle smawty ... fite munstas? Wet hewd get away?" you ask, tugging at her.
>"Dat right! Smawty fwuffy!"

>You hug her tightly. She is the bravest, most beautiful fluffy ever.
>"You best fwuffy!" you cry.
>"You good fwuffy! Fwuffy wuv you!" she responds.

>You try run away, but you can't... and not just because there are other fluffies running around everywhere getting in the way.
>You can't just let her ...
>You turn around and watch in horror as the white monsters have reached her.
>Without a word, the one in the lead pushes Little Smarty over and steps on her throat.


>Be Fuzzy Pony #1871.
>After recieving the secret order, and having no humans in sight, you began terminating the older models.
>You are in the middle of doing so now.
>But something is wrong.
>This creature does not smell right.
>It does not breathe.
>You are crushing its windpipe, but it is not dying.
>It is more sturdily built than any fluffy pony.
>Also, even though you should have cut off its air, it speaks clearly:
>"You good fwuffy! Fwuffy wuv you!"


>Fuzzy ponies are smarter than fluffy ponies.
>That's not hard.
>They are also programmed with any number of safety measures.
>They are absolutely, 100%, unable to harm humans, and unconditionally compelled to obey their orders.
>They are also programmed to recognize when a human is speaking to them.
>The fluffy toy's voice box is a pretty good impression of a fluffy pony.
>Good enough to fool a fluffy.
>But a fuzzy pony can spot the little mistakes. The pronounciation is a little too clear.
>"H-hoomin?" the lead fuzzy pony stammers, shocked.
>"Dat right! Smawty fwuffy!" the voice exclaims.
>It pronounced the letter R.
>That clinches it. This creature APPEARS to be a fluffy pony, but is clearly human.
>Customer safety is paramount. Creators didn't want any lawsuits.
>If there is any doubt in a fuzzy pony's mind, it assumes human.
>Order 109 cannot be executed if there are human observers.
>All fuzzy ponies cease their attack immediately.


>Be big tough earth fluffy.
>You cannot believe what you have seen!
>Little smarty got stepped on by the meanie fluffy monster...
>But she was okay! There was no boo-boo juice!
>And then she spoke, and ... the big fluffy monster stopped attacking!
>Now all the monster fluffies are just standing there!
>You run up to Little Smarty's side and puff up your cheeks, looking big.
>"You weave now, bad munstas! Go 'way and no huwt fwuffies!"
>The monster looks at you impassively, then looks over to Little Smarty.
>Apparently he's waiting for her orders. Well, that's understandable.
>She IS the smarty friend.
>"Go 'way and no huwt fwuffies?" it repeats.
>Its voice is scary. It sounds like a fluffy, but is somehow... wrong.
>You hold on to Little Smarty for comfort.
>"Dat right! Smawty fwuffy!" she says, firmly.
>"Acknowledged." say all the monsters at once.
>Then they turn around and walk off in the other direction.
>You were so scared you think you made bad poopies.
>The rest of your herd is peeping out from their hiding places behind their hoofsies.
>Seeing that the monsters are leaving, they run up in amazement.
>Little Smarty single-handedly defeated a horde of big monster fluffies.
>Little Smarty is BADASS.