Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- 0
- 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000
- INDOXXI
- Support dengan like & share :)
- 1
- 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,032
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 2
- 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,265
- Isn't it funny
- 3
- 00:00:02,267 --> 00:00:05,068
- how you can never
- remember much about summer?
- 4
- 00:00:07,605 --> 00:00:09,706
- It's kinda just like,
- I don't know,
- 5
- 00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:13,246
- a generic string
- of happy memories.
- 6
- 00:00:23,789 --> 00:00:26,290
- Like that feeling
- when you leave
- 7
- 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:29,560
- on the last day of school
- 8
- 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:32,463
- and when your hands get sticky
- 9
- 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:35,535
- from ice cream
- melting off the cone.
- 10
- 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,571
- Swimming with friends,
- 11
- 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:43,743
- sometimes with boys,
- if you're lucky.
- 12
- 00:00:46,277 --> 00:00:48,180
- Sleeping till 2:00.
- 13
- 00:00:50,716 --> 00:00:53,118
- Borrowing the car.
- 14
- 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:58,421
- When nothing significant
- ever happens,
- 15
- 00:00:58,423 --> 00:01:01,424
- it's very easy for
- the days to melt together,
- 16
- 00:01:01,426 --> 00:01:05,097
- passing slowly
- like a lazy river.
- 17
- 00:01:24,382 --> 00:01:26,416
- I can go tomorrow.
- I can be back tomorrow.
- 18
- 00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:27,817
- I'll be back tomorrow.
- 19
- 00:01:27,819 --> 00:01:29,588
- - Okay.
- - Hey.
- 20
- 00:01:32,257 --> 00:01:35,828
- Okay, will do.
- I'll be in tomorrow, okay?
- 21
- 00:01:37,328 --> 00:01:39,428
- She doesn't look too good.
- 22
- 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,532
- Where have you been?
- 23
- 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,199
- - Bathroom.
- - And where is Dad?
- 24
- 00:01:43,201 --> 00:01:44,800
- He's on a work call
- right out there.
- 25
- 00:01:44,802 --> 00:01:48,338
- I'm starving. Can you sit
- and chitchat with Grandma
- 26
- 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,839
- until I get a salad
- or something?
- 27
- 00:01:49,841 --> 00:01:51,675
- - You want anything?
- - Yeah, I'm okay.
- 28
- 00:01:51,677 --> 00:01:53,813
- - Wait, actually, wait.
- - What?
- 29
- 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:58,714
- What if she, like, dies?
- 30
- 00:01:58,716 --> 00:02:00,784
- She's not gonna die
- while I get a salad.
- 31
- 00:02:00,786 --> 00:02:02,285
- It's totally possible.
- 32
- 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:04,320
- You know what?
- Text me.
- 33
- 00:02:04,322 --> 00:02:05,788
- If she dies, text me.
- 34
- 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:08,257
- Don't say it so loud.
- She'll hear you.
- 35
- 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:10,494
- She's not gonna die.
- 36
- 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:19,570
- This was the summer
- 37
- 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,272
- I fucked up.
- 38
- 00:02:54,772 --> 00:02:55,839
- Jamie?
- 39
- 00:02:55,841 --> 00:02:58,741
- Oh, yeah.
- 40
- 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,544
- Come here.
- 41
- 00:03:01,546 --> 00:03:04,280
- Okay.
- 42
- 00:03:04,282 --> 00:03:07,650
- I have to tell you something.
- 43
- 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:10,387
- Oh, Grandma, it's okay.
- You look so sleepy.
- 44
- 00:03:10,389 --> 00:03:14,323
- Shh.
- Girl, it's important.
- 45
- 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:17,829
- This is something
- you need to hear.
- 46
- 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:24,370
- I want you to know
- you're going to heaven.
- 47
- 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,739
- Grandma, that's so sweet.
- 48
- 00:03:29,741 --> 00:03:32,643
- No, you don't understand.
- 49
- 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:35,748
- I know this for a fact.
- 50
- 00:03:37,348 --> 00:03:39,715
- Um, I'm not quite
- getting what you...
- 51
- 00:03:39,717 --> 00:03:41,717
- Well, your mother's
- a dirty Jew.
- 52
- 00:03:41,719 --> 00:03:43,419
- Oh.
- 53
- 00:03:43,421 --> 00:03:45,422
- So when you were a baby,
- 54
- 00:03:45,424 --> 00:03:49,662
- I had you baptized
- without your parents knowing.
- 55
- 00:03:55,366 --> 00:03:57,502
- Isn't that marvelous?
- 56
- 00:03:59,337 --> 00:04:02,705
- It's... You don't have
- to be afraid anymore.
- 57
- 00:04:02,707 --> 00:04:06,375
- Afraid? Oh, my God.
- What? Afraid of what?
- 58
- 00:04:06,377 --> 00:04:08,547
- Well, of going to hell.
- 59
- 00:04:10,782 --> 00:04:12,582
- Going to... Okay.
- 60
- 00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:15,886
- Okay, yeah, um...
- 61
- 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,887
- I should probably get going.
- 62
- 00:04:17,889 --> 00:04:20,557
- - Not yet, honey.
- - Okay.
- 63
- 00:04:20,559 --> 00:04:24,493
- There's just one more thing.
- 64
- 00:04:24,495 --> 00:04:27,897
- One thing in this world
- that you need to know,
- 65
- 00:04:27,899 --> 00:04:30,736
- and no one's gonna have
- the guts to tell you.
- 66
- 00:04:34,072 --> 00:04:36,942
- I wish I had been
- prepared for it.
- 67
- 00:04:46,384 --> 00:04:49,755
- Learn how to give
- a good blow job.
- 68
- 00:04:54,692 --> 00:04:56,726
- Jamie, what happened?
- 69
- 00:04:56,728 --> 00:04:58,598
- Are you okay?
- 70
- 00:05:00,665 --> 00:05:02,601
- I'll tell you in the car.
- 71
- 00:05:05,803 --> 00:05:08,437
- When did she even,
- honestly,
- 72
- 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:10,406
- take her to get baptized?
- 73
- 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:12,675
- When she was, like,
- watching her for a weekend,
- 74
- 00:05:12,677 --> 00:05:15,445
- she took her
- and dumped her in water?
- 75
- 00:05:15,447 --> 00:05:16,846
- I didn't tell them
- about the blow job part,
- 76
- 00:05:16,848 --> 00:05:18,514
- for obvious reasons.
- 77
- 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:21,385
- I mean, I've never even
- seen a real dick
- 78
- 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:22,452
- up close before.
- 79
- 00:05:32,663 --> 00:05:33,663
- Oh, my God!
- 80
- 00:05:33,665 --> 00:05:37,067
- Whoo!
- 81
- 00:05:37,069 --> 00:05:38,438
- Baby, don't leave!
- 82
- 00:05:46,144 --> 00:05:49,111
- I didn't see
- what the big deal was.
- 83
- 00:05:49,113 --> 00:05:50,747
- Because she is
- half-Jewish.
- 84
- 00:05:50,749 --> 00:05:52,716
- There's no way
- you take that away.
- 85
- 00:05:52,718 --> 00:05:54,918
- But faith or whatever?
- 86
- 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,887
- She didn't indoctrinate her
- into a cult, okay?
- 87
- 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:59,723
- - Didn't she though?
- - Just Catholic.
- 88
- 00:05:59,725 --> 00:06:01,957
- It just wasn't something
- we talked about.
- 89
- 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:03,593
- Half of you
- is still going to hell.
- 90
- 00:06:03,595 --> 00:06:05,195
- You're fine.
- You're not going to hell.
- 91
- 00:06:05,197 --> 00:06:06,897
- By the way, bad half's
- gonna have a real good time.
- 92
- 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,367
- You're welcome.
- 93
- 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,836
- ♪ No matter how far we go ♪
- 94
- 00:06:13,838 --> 00:06:18,175
- ♪ Or how long the ride ♪
- 95
- 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:22,478
- ♪ I want you
- to always remember ♪
- 96
- 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:27,149
- ♪ Love always comes on time ♪
- 97
- 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:40,764
- I mean,
- she just had to give me
- 98
- 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:44,468
- one last fuck you, right?
- 99
- 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:45,801
- You are blowing
- this out of proportion.
- 100
- 00:06:45,803 --> 00:06:48,805
- - She loves you.
- - No, she does not love me.
- 101
- 00:06:48,807 --> 00:06:52,142
- - Let's not be crazy.
- - Okay, hey.
- 102
- 00:06:52,144 --> 00:06:53,543
- She's dying.
- 103
- 00:06:53,545 --> 00:06:55,144
- Cut her some slack.
- 104
- 00:06:55,146 --> 00:06:56,646
- I'm sorry.
- 105
- 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,865
- Hello?
- 106
- 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:15,664
- Is she dead?
- 107
- 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:24,574
- She wasn't though.
- 108
- 00:07:24,576 --> 00:07:26,909
- And I know it's
- an awful thing to think,
- 109
- 00:07:26,911 --> 00:07:30,747
- but looking back,
- kinda wish she had been.
- 110
- 00:07:30,749 --> 00:07:33,920
- I don't have much time left.
- 111
- 00:07:36,588 --> 00:07:39,555
- I've always wondered
- what snapped inside her.
- 112
- 00:07:39,557 --> 00:07:42,291
- What is that thing
- that makes old people
- 113
- 00:07:42,293 --> 00:07:44,760
- accept that they're gonna die?
- 114
- 00:07:44,762 --> 00:07:48,264
- That invisible force
- that completely deletes
- 115
- 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:51,200
- whatever filter
- they had left.
- 116
- 00:07:51,202 --> 00:07:54,236
- You were a very
- difficult child, Hope,
- 117
- 00:07:54,238 --> 00:07:58,274
- which is partly my fault
- for having you so late.
- 118
- 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:02,012
- I mean, you'd cry and cry,
- sometimes for days.
- 119
- 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,712
- Um, is there,
- 120
- 00:08:03,714 --> 00:08:06,615
- is there a point
- to this story, Mom?
- 121
- 00:08:06,617 --> 00:08:10,252
- I used to lock you
- in the downstairs coat closet
- 122
- 00:08:10,254 --> 00:08:15,024
- till you wore yourself out,
- just to get some peace.
- 123
- 00:08:15,026 --> 00:08:17,928
- I've been carrying this
- with me for years.
- 124
- 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,329
- I believe in my heart
- 125
- 00:08:20,331 --> 00:08:23,632
- Dotty genuinely thought
- she was helping.
- 126
- 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:27,870
- Yeah, and maybe I was just
- practice for the main event,
- 127
- 00:08:27,872 --> 00:08:30,740
- but that night
- she decided to finish
- 128
- 00:08:30,742 --> 00:08:32,175
- what she started with me.
- 129
- 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,848
- Oh, don't be so dramatic.
- 130
- 00:08:37,615 --> 00:08:40,249
- You are a sweet boy, Dylan.
- 131
- 00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:41,718
- Thank you.
- 132
- 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,622
- And you are clearly
- a homosexual.
- 133
- 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:47,590
- - A what?
- - I'm partly to blame.
- 134
- 00:08:47,592 --> 00:08:50,660
- I should've sent you away
- years ago.
- 135
- 00:08:50,662 --> 00:08:53,296
- I think it would do you
- and your mother some good
- 136
- 00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:56,800
- if you went away
- and got yourself fixed.
- 137
- 00:08:56,802 --> 00:09:00,136
- Your life would be easier
- in the long run.
- 138
- 00:09:00,138 --> 00:09:03,809
- Will you do that for me,
- Dylan?
- 139
- 00:09:06,311 --> 00:09:08,344
- I never liked you, Shira.
- 140
- 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:11,046
- Oh, really?
- 141
- 00:09:11,048 --> 00:09:13,049
- Oh, wait,
- I knew you didn't like me.
- 142
- 00:09:13,051 --> 00:09:16,252
- I think I knew
- that was coming.
- 143
- 00:09:16,254 --> 00:09:18,054
- This actually feels
- really good.
- 144
- 00:09:18,056 --> 00:09:21,259
- Oh, Ned, you're my baby.
- 145
- 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:25,962
- Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
- 146
- 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:28,397
- I have to tell you something
- 147
- 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:32,368
- that I should've told you
- years ago when your father died.
- 148
- 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:34,103
- What is it, Mom?
- 149
- 00:09:34,105 --> 00:09:37,206
- Well...
- 150
- 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:40,776
- I'm afraid that you
- won't forgive me.
- 151
- 00:09:40,778 --> 00:09:43,146
- Mom, there's nothing
- that you can say
- 152
- 00:09:43,148 --> 00:09:45,415
- that's gonna make me
- love you less, okay?
- 153
- 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,186
- Okay.
- 154
- 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,756
- Your father, George,
- my late husband,
- 155
- 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,227
- well, he wasn't exactly...
- 156
- 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,134
- Wasn't exactly what?
- 157
- 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,902
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- 158
- 00:10:06,904 --> 00:10:09,305
- You knew this my entire life,
- and you didn't tell me!
- 159
- 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:10,305
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- 160
- 00:10:10,307 --> 00:10:11,775
- What is happening?
- 161
- 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,443
- Apparently our dad
- is not my dad.
- 162
- 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,045
- Did you know that?
- Did you know about this?
- 163
- 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:16,046
- - No!
- - Who?
- 164
- 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:17,714
- It's some other guy.
- 165
- 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:18,815
- What the fuck is his name, Mom?
- 166
- 00:10:18,817 --> 00:10:20,282
- Mom, what is he talking about?
- 167
- 00:10:20,284 --> 00:10:23,052
- Wait, who is my grand...
- Was it not Grandpa George?
- 168
- 00:10:23,054 --> 00:10:24,988
- Herman Lawrence.
- Herman fucking Lawrence!
- 169
- 00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:27,323
- Okay, can we not swear
- in front of Dylan?
- 170
- 00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:29,025
- - Put your headphones on.
- - Who is Herman Lawrence?
- 171
- 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:30,459
- Is he still alive?
- Does anyone know if he's alive?
- 172
- 00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:32,896
- Is it an Italian name?
- Lorenz?
- 173
- 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,165
- I just wanna say this is
- the kind of shit she pulls.
- 174
- 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,800
- - You're a cunt!
- - Whoa!
- 175
- 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,801
- - She's lying!
- - She is manipulative, okay?
- 176
- 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,335
- I'm sorry you had
- to see it this way.
- 177
- 00:10:40,337 --> 00:10:41,938
- Stop! Just stop!
- 178
- 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,273
- Shira, she is dying.
- She is on her deathbed.
- 179
- 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:46,008
- Oh, don't be so dramatic.
- 180
- 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:48,143
- What's a homosexual?
- 181
- 00:10:48,145 --> 00:10:49,746
- What?
- 182
- 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:21,180
- I had to get outta there.
- 183
- 00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:46,536
- ♪ That's the way we get by ♪
- 184
- 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:49,204
- ♪ The way we get by
- The way ♪
- 185
- 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:52,307
- ♪ Well, that's the way
- we get by ♪
- 186
- 00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:55,844
- ♪ That's the way we get by ♪
- 187
- 00:11:55,846 --> 00:11:57,412
- Hey, March.
- 188
- 00:11:57,414 --> 00:12:00,049
- March Jefferson
- is one of those guys
- 189
- 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:02,919
- everyone else
- only kind of knows.
- 190
- 00:12:02,921 --> 00:12:05,354
- Yo, there's a party
- at March Jefferson's.
- 191
- 00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:07,290
- Wanna bounce?
- 192
- 00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:10,993
- I'm March Jefferson.
- You're in my house.
- 193
- 00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:12,195
- Sick.
- 194
- 00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:14,164
- His parents travel a lot.
- 195
- 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,565
- A fool.
- 196
- 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,200
- A fool.
- 197
- 00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:21,036
- I met a fool in the forest.
- 198
- 00:12:21,038 --> 00:12:23,506
- A motley fool,
- a miserable world.
- 199
- 00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:25,108
- As I do live by...
- 200
- 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,575
- He was in my Shakespeare class
- last year.
- 201
- 00:12:26,577 --> 00:12:28,177
- He'd try to make me laugh.
- 202
- 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:30,946
- Who laid him down
- and basked him in the sun
- 203
- 00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:33,550
- and railed on Lady Fortune
- in good terms.
- 204
- 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,450
- It helped.
- 205
- 00:12:35,452 --> 00:12:39,289
- Because whenever
- it's my turn to perform, I...
- 206
- 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,257
- I clam up.
- I can't function.
- 207
- 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:43,425
- My heart beats
- a million miles an hour,
- 208
- 00:12:43,427 --> 00:12:45,127
- and I just...
- 209
- 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,930
- I shut down.
- 210
- 00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:52,468
- I've almost forgot
- the taste of fear.
- 211
- 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:55,438
- God, she is so pathetic.
- 212
- 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,339
- The time has been my senses...
- 213
- 00:12:57,341 --> 00:13:00,376
- - Get the fuck out.
- - What?
- 214
- 00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:02,411
- You heard me.
- 215
- 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:06,851
- Get... the... fuck... out.
- 216
- 00:13:09,386 --> 00:13:11,119
- Right on time.
- 217
- 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:13,388
- No one else seemed
- to get the memo, but you?
- 218
- 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,090
- You're on your shit, Winkle.
- 219
- 00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,459
- That's me.
- 220
- 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,994
- - Did Emily leave?
- - Hours ago.
- 221
- 00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:20,329
- Where you been?
- 222
- 00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:21,631
- Hospital. Grandma died.
- 223
- 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,999
- No shit. When?
- 224
- 00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:26,502
- - Uh, like 30 minutes ago.
- - No shit.
- 225
- 00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:28,173
- I'm sorry.
- 226
- 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,407
- It's okay.
- 227
- 00:13:32,409 --> 00:13:33,943
- Thank you.
- 228
- 00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:35,878
- She just, you know.
- 229
- 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,546
- She kinda
- hated it here anyway.
- 230
- 00:13:37,548 --> 00:13:38,948
- Cincinnati?
- 231
- 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,282
- Earth.
- 232
- 00:13:45,322 --> 00:13:47,290
- Don't you need to, like,
- 233
- 00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:50,392
- be with your family
- or something?
- 234
- 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:53,595
- Yeah, they kinda have
- a lot going on at the moment.
- 235
- 00:13:53,597 --> 00:13:58,300
- I don't really think they even
- noticed that I left, so...
- 236
- 00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:00,369
- - Do you need some help?
- - Uh, sure.
- 237
- 00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:01,637
- Okay.
- 238
- 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:04,007
- Do you want a beer?
- 239
- 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,411
- Fuck yes.
- 240
- 00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:10,046
- - How did I miss that?
- - You suck.
- 241
- 00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:11,250
- I'm out.
- 242
- 00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:15,321
- The next one.
- 243
- 00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,988
- Aren't you ever, like, worried
- 244
- 00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:23,526
- that your parents are gonna
- find out about these parties?
- 245
- 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:25,594
- What are they gonna do?
- I mean, really.
- 246
- 00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:28,196
- If they come home and
- some little thing is broken,
- 247
- 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:31,467
- they'll what,
- take away my Xbox?
- 248
- 00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:33,936
- God, I'm so jealous.
- 249
- 00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,972
- Like, okay,
- if it were my parents,
- 250
- 00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:40,709
- they would totally disown me
- or send me away.
- 251
- 00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:42,612
- Well, let me know
- where you end up,
- 252
- 00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:44,516
- so I can come visit.
- 253
- 00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:54,623
- Do you wanna, like, go inside
- and watch TV or something?
- 254
- 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:58,328
- I've got the entire
- DVD box set of Frasier.
- 255
- 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,563
- Enticing, I know.
- 256
- 00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,498
- Um...
- 257
- 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,700
- As friends.
- 258
- 00:15:04,702 --> 00:15:07,002
- Oh, right. Um...
- 259
- 00:15:12,576 --> 00:15:14,310
- - Do you have to...
- - It's just my dad.
- 260
- 00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:16,646
- But, um...
- 261
- 00:15:16,648 --> 00:15:19,317
- I should probably just,
- you know, get going.
- 262
- 00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:22,922
- Are you gonna be okay?
- 263
- 00:15:24,054 --> 00:15:25,988
- Of course.
- 264
- 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:28,358
- Do you want a ride?
- 265
- 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,594
- Um...
- 266
- 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:32,728
- Okay.
- 267
- 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,017
- Whoo!
- 268
- 00:15:57,322 --> 00:15:59,756
- ♪ This one-way love affair
- ain't fair ♪
- 269
- 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:03,059
- - Mom? Mom?
- - ♪ It ain't no affair to me ♪
- 270
- 00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:06,329
- ♪ It's all give and take
- and you just take ♪
- 271
- 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:07,729
- - ♪ And I can't take it ♪
- - What's going on?
- 272
- 00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:10,233
- Jamie! Dance with me!
- 273
- 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,234
- Here we go.
- Listen to the words.
- 274
- 00:16:12,236 --> 00:16:15,470
- ♪ Me and my friends
- will be just fine ♪
- 275
- 00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:18,741
- What's happening?
- What are you doing?
- 276
- 00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:21,310
- - Am I not in trouble?
- - Why would you be in trouble?
- 277
- 00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:24,313
- You're in trouble for not
- dancing with me. Come on!
- 278
- 00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:25,680
- Okay. Okay, this is
- the way we do it here.
- 279
- 00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:28,785
- ♪ You've done nothin' for me ♪
- 280
- 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,219
- - Where's Dad, Mom?
- - What?
- 281
- 00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:32,488
- Mom, where is Dad?
- 282
- 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,656
- - Oh, where's your dad?
- - Yes.
- 283
- 00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:38,361
- He's... He's gone.
- He is not home.
- 284
- 00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:40,563
- Wait, what does that mean?
- Where is...
- 285
- 00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:43,398
- Oh, you wanna know
- where Daddy is?
- 286
- 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,634
- - Yes.
- - Well, he decided that tonight
- 287
- 00:16:45,636 --> 00:16:49,204
- he had to leave
- to go find his real dad,
- 288
- 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:52,441
- and then the great news is
- that he left me
- 289
- 00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:56,112
- to throw your Jew-hating
- grandmother her funeral
- 290
- 00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:57,713
- by myself!
- 291
- 00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,483
- Dance with me.
- ♪ You've done nothing for me ♪
- 292
- 00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:01,584
- ♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh ♪
- 293
- 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,618
- - So...
- - We gotta dance, girl!
- 294
- 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,688
- Wait, wait, Dad's gone, Mom?
- 295
- 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,523
- Yeah, he's way gone.
- 296
- 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:11,827
- He is halfway around
- the world, my friend.
- 297
- 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:14,630
- You are not fun!
- Do this, come on!
- 298
- 00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:16,699
- ♪ Now you know
- about everything ♪
- 299
- 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,335
- Your call
- has been forwarded
- 300
- 00:17:20,337 --> 00:17:22,572
- to an automated
- voice messaging system.
- 301
- 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,307
- - Ned Winkle.
- - Is not available.
- 302
- 00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,610
- The mailbox is full and cannot
- accept any messages
- 303
- 00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:28,777
- at this time.
- 304
- 00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:29,748
- Goodbye.
- 305
- 00:17:33,284 --> 00:17:36,451
- "Everyone must leave
- something behind when he dies,"
- 306
- 00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:38,520
- my grandfather said.
- 307
- 00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:42,458
- "A child or a book
- or a painting or a house
- 308
- 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,728
- or a wall built
- or a pair of shoes made
- 309
- 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:46,895
- or a garden planted."
- 310
- 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,167
- Something your hand
- touched some way
- 311
- 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:54,202
- so your soul has
- somewhere to go when you die.
- 312
- 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,338
- And when people
- look at that tree
- 313
- 00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:58,673
- or that flower you planted...
- 314
- 00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:00,843
- You're saved.
- 315
- 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:03,214
- ...you're there.
- 316
- 00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:21,699
- Ooh.
- 317
- 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,367
- Good morning, Catholic people!
- 318
- 00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:34,269
- - Good morning.
- - Oh, shit!
- 319
- 00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,805
- I didn't think
- that anyone was here.
- 320
- 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:37,875
- I just...
- 321
- 00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:41,410
- The door must have
- been unlocked.
- 322
- 00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:45,648
- Yeah, I thought that was
- kinda just a church thing,
- 323
- 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,283
- you know, 'cause in movies
- 324
- 00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:49,418
- it seems like people
- just wander in
- 325
- 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,953
- and are like, "God, Jesus,
- help me." I don't know.
- 326
- 00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:53,555
- I'm gonna take
- a wild guess and say
- 327
- 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:56,292
- that you've never
- been to church before.
- 328
- 00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,793
- Yes. Is Patrick...
- 329
- 00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:59,527
- I'm sorry, Father.
- 330
- 00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:00,630
- Father Patrick.
- 331
- 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,365
- Yes. Is he around?
- 332
- 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,767
- No, but you can talk to me.
- 333
- 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,370
- Who are you?
- 334
- 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,771
- Oh, my gosh, that was so rude.
- I'm sorry.
- 335
- 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,907
- That's okay.
- I'm Luke. Hi.
- 336
- 00:20:11,909 --> 00:20:14,477
- - Hi. Jamie.
- - Nice to meet you.
- 337
- 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,679
- I started here at the seminary,
- 338
- 00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:19,347
- and Father Patrick's mentoring
- me before I get ordained.
- 339
- 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:21,584
- Oh. Um...
- 340
- 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,385
- Congratulations.
- 341
- 00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:24,522
- Thank you.
- 342
- 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:32,295
- So is there anything
- that I can help you with?
- 343
- 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,396
- I don't know.
- 344
- 00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:37,365
- It's kinda just been
- a weird couple of days.
- 345
- 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,501
- Are you here to confess?
- 346
- 00:20:39,503 --> 00:20:42,537
- Well, I don't think I did
- anything wrong.
- 347
- 00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:43,605
- That's good.
- 348
- 00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:49,077
- Um, I guess I'm just,
- I don't know.
- 349
- 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,514
- I guess I'm just trying
- to figure out
- 350
- 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:56,017
- why this is such a big deal.
- 351
- 00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:58,690
- What, like religion
- in general?
- 352
- 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:02,691
- Is that the wrong question?
- 353
- 00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:04,326
- No, it's just, uh,
- 354
- 00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:06,328
- it's a very big question.
- 355
- 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,797
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- 356
- 00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,833
- God, I must sound fucking
- insane to you, honestly.
- 357
- 00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:14,370
- I just...
- Oh, jeez, that was not...
- 358
- 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:18,507
- Um, do you wanna go for a walk?
- 359
- 00:21:18,509 --> 00:21:20,809
- If not, that's fine,
- but, like, do you?
- 360
- 00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:22,611
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 361
- 00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:39,661
- I don't believe
- in love at first sight
- 362
- 00:21:39,663 --> 00:21:41,630
- or anything like that,
- 363
- 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:46,701
- but I do believe in seeing
- someone from across the room
- 364
- 00:21:46,703 --> 00:21:49,738
- and knowing instantly...
- 365
- 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,009
- that they're gonna
- matter to you.
- 366
- 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:58,713
- Luke gave me that feeling.
- 367
- 00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:00,716
- I wanted to bite his lip.
- 368
- 00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:04,623
- What's so funny?
- 369
- 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,690
- We just haven't said anything.
- 370
- 00:22:08,692 --> 00:22:11,663
- Well, what do you
- wanna talk about?
- 371
- 00:22:21,439 --> 00:22:22,841
- What are you doing?
- 372
- 00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:26,445
- Nothin'.
- 373
- 00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:29,411
- Nothin'.
- 374
- 00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:32,148
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah, it's just coffins...
- 375
- 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,615
- - Hey, Mom?
- - are a trigger...
- 376
- 00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:35,484
- you know, small spaces...
- 377
- 00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:38,621
- 'cause being buried alive
- is basically my biggest fear.
- 378
- 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:41,790
- And now, thanks to
- my dear mother, I know why.
- 379
- 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:44,526
- - She was great, right?
- - Yeah.
- 380
- 00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:46,895
- Your mother will rest
- comfortably in the oak.
- 381
- 00:22:46,897 --> 00:22:48,797
- And there are other options.
- 382
- 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:51,100
- She's not gonna know if
- it's a less expensive option.
- 383
- 00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:52,934
- She's not even gonna know
- if we rolled her in the dirt.
- 384
- 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,670
- - Let's be honest.
- - I don't disagree.
- 385
- 00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:55,938
- I'm not saying let's
- roll her in the dirt.
- 386
- 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,172
- Have you seen the place
- 387
- 00:22:57,174 --> 00:22:58,974
- that she wants
- to have the funeral at?
- 388
- 00:22:58,976 --> 00:23:00,642
- It's like the fuckin' Ritz
- for dead people...
- 389
- 00:23:00,644 --> 00:23:03,978
- - Mom!
- - What? What do you want? What?
- 390
- 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,784
- I wanna start going to church.
- 391
- 00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:09,751
- I'm going to, uh,
- get the paperwork.
- 392
- 00:23:09,753 --> 00:23:10,786
- Yeah.
- 393
- 00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,688
- What?
- 394
- 00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:15,123
- I don't know.
- I wanna start going to church.
- 395
- 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,927
- Clearly it was important
- to Dotty.
- 396
- 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,228
- - Oh.
- - Why not give it a shot?
- 397
- 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,763
- Just see what
- the whole thing's about.
- 398
- 00:23:20,765 --> 00:23:22,832
- Oh, just like
- give it a whirl?
- 399
- 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,900
- You think that this
- is the right moment,
- 400
- 00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:26,669
- when we're looking for
- your grandmother's casket?
- 401
- 00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:28,470
- It just came to my mind.
- Why couldn't I tell you now?
- 402
- 00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:31,474
- Shira, I can take her.
- It's really not a problem.
- 403
- 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,241
- - Oh, oh.
- - Sundays.
- 404
- 00:23:33,243 --> 00:23:34,943
- You know, the transportation
- that was my concern,
- 405
- 00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:36,679
- how was she gonna
- get to church.
- 406
- 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,081
- - She's being nice.
- - You know what you need to hear?
- 407
- 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:42,785
- This is your grandmother
- reaching out from the grave,
- 408
- 00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:45,754
- putting her fingers in
- and causing a conspiracy...
- 409
- 00:23:45,756 --> 00:23:47,756
- Wanting to go to church
- is not the same thing
- 410
- 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:49,557
- as Ned going to find
- his real father.
- 411
- 00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:51,125
- Yeah, it's really
- not the same.
- 412
- 00:23:51,127 --> 00:23:53,796
- You know what?
- Yes, go to church.
- 413
- 00:23:53,798 --> 00:23:55,730
- Go crazy.
- Become the fuckin' pope.
- 414
- 00:23:55,732 --> 00:23:56,865
- You'll be the first lady pope.
- 415
- 00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,566
- Maybe I will.
- God bless you.
- 416
- 00:23:58,568 --> 00:23:59,934
- - Oh, my God, mazel tov.
- - Thank you.
- 417
- 00:23:59,936 --> 00:24:02,103
- I feel like all my sins
- have been absolved.
- 418
- 00:24:02,105 --> 00:24:03,138
- Why are you being
- so insensitive about it?
- 419
- 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:05,841
- I'm not being insensitive.
- 420
- 00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:08,677
- You're honestly saying it
- like you're offended by it.
- 421
- 00:24:08,679 --> 00:24:11,113
- Hey, do either of you know
- where Dylan is?
- 422
- 00:24:11,115 --> 00:24:12,914
- - No.
- - No.
- 423
- 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:15,217
- But why is that such a big...
- You never took me to temple.
- 424
- 00:24:15,219 --> 00:24:17,886
- Excuse me for wanting to try a
- church out, see what it's about.
- 425
- 00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:20,055
- Oh, so now you're, what,
- like a child of God?
- 426
- 00:24:20,057 --> 00:24:22,123
- - Yes, I'm a child of God.
- - Then you should become a nun.
- 427
- 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:24,125
- Maybe we could put you
- just right in a nunnery.
- 428
- 00:24:24,127 --> 00:24:25,527
- Hey!
- 429
- 00:24:25,529 --> 00:24:27,531
- My keys are also missing.
- 430
- 00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:30,164
- Oh, fuck.
- 431
- 00:24:33,904 --> 00:24:35,170
- - Dylan!
- - Dylan!
- 432
- 00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:36,705
- Fuck!
- 433
- 00:24:36,707 --> 00:24:38,140
- - Dylan, Dylan!
- - Dylan!
- 434
- 00:24:38,142 --> 00:24:39,642
- Oh, my God, Dylan.
- 435
- 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,744
- Dylan, what are you doing?
- 436
- 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:43,778
- - Dylan, stop!
- - Open the door, baby.
- 437
- 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,748
- - There's a button on the side.
- - Stop the car!
- 438
- 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,850
- - Open the door!
- - Mom, it's locked!
- 439
- 00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,751
- The doors are locked!
- 440
- 00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:52,621
- Dylan, be careful!
- The brake is on the left.
- 441
- 00:24:52,623 --> 00:24:54,123
- Dylan, what are you doing?
- Stop!
- 442
- 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,626
- Brake! Brake!
- It's right there!
- 443
- 00:24:58,628 --> 00:25:01,663
- - Dylan, what are you doing?
- - I don't know!
- 444
- 00:25:09,006 --> 00:25:10,838
- Hey, what's this song called?
- 445
- 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,977
- "I Saw Her Cry" by Angel Oak.
- 446
- 00:25:14,979 --> 00:25:17,048
- 1975.
- 447
- 00:25:21,719 --> 00:25:23,755
- Unlock the door.
- 448
- 00:25:24,989 --> 00:25:28,591
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God, baby!
- 449
- 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:29,824
- Oh, God.
- 450
- 00:25:29,826 --> 00:25:31,759
- You saved his life.
- 451
- 00:25:31,761 --> 00:25:32,827
- Ohh!
- 452
- 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,665
- The timing
- was too perfect.
- 453
- 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,235
- If the mere thought
- of going to church
- 454
- 00:25:40,237 --> 00:25:43,872
- had anything to do
- with saving my cousin's life,
- 455
- 00:25:43,874 --> 00:25:46,342
- I was obviously
- on the right track.
- 456
- 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:49,111
- And now with
- my mother's blessing,
- 457
- 00:25:49,113 --> 00:25:51,846
- albeit a sarcastic one,
- 458
- 00:25:51,848 --> 00:25:54,650
- I could go back and see him.
- 459
- 00:25:54,652 --> 00:26:00,088
- He reminded me of all the boys
- in my favorite books.
- 460
- 00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:01,957
- The ones I got lost in.
- 461
- 00:27:27,978 --> 00:27:29,812
- If Luke liked me before
- 462
- 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,381
- when I wasn't trying
- to look good or anything,
- 463
- 00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:34,182
- imagine what he'd think of me
- 464
- 00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:37,154
- if I actually smelled nice
- and did my hair.
- 465
- 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:44,258
- The effects could be
- earth shattering.
- 466
- 00:28:04,147 --> 00:28:06,248
- In the name of the Father
- and of the Son
- 467
- 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:08,049
- and of the Holy Spirit.
- 468
- 00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:10,419
- Amen.
- 469
- 00:28:10,421 --> 00:28:13,455
- - The Lord be with you.
- - And also with you.
- 470
- 00:28:13,457 --> 00:28:15,356
- Fuck.
- 471
- 00:28:15,358 --> 00:28:17,492
- Please be seated.
- 472
- 00:28:17,494 --> 00:28:19,393
- Brothers and sisters...
- 473
- 00:28:19,395 --> 00:28:21,095
- You'll get the hang of it.
- 474
- 00:28:21,097 --> 00:28:22,898
- ...let us acknowledge our sins
- 475
- 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:27,268
- and so prepare ourselves to
- celebrate the sacred mysteries.
- 476
- 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,238
- Have mercy upon us, oh, Lord.
- 477
- 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,974
- For we have sinned
- against you.
- 478
- 00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:34,343
- Today I address
- you all in tragedy
- 479
- 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,545
- as we have lost
- one of our own.
- 480
- 00:28:36,547 --> 00:28:39,782
- Dorothy Winkle
- left us on Friday.
- 481
- 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:41,048
- Her daughter, Hope,
- 482
- 00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:42,785
- and her grandchildren,
- Jamie and Dylan,
- 483
- 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:45,787
- join us today in prayer.
- 484
- 00:28:45,789 --> 00:28:48,492
- Let us take a moment of silence
- to mourn our loss.
- 485
- 00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:10,011
- Dorothy's funeral
- will be this Thursday
- 486
- 00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:12,847
- with a reception to follow
- at Hope's home.
- 487
- 00:29:12,849 --> 00:29:16,218
- In these times of sadness,
- we often turn to celebration,
- 488
- 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:20,221
- finding our light
- within this darkness.
- 489
- 00:29:20,223 --> 00:29:24,559
- This Friday, our own Luke Shay
- will be ordained.
- 490
- 00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:27,261
- He has worked very hard,
- 491
- 00:29:27,263 --> 00:29:31,365
- and he will continue God's work
- for the rest of his life.
- 492
- 00:29:39,576 --> 00:29:41,610
- - Where are you going?
- - Our mission...
- 493
- 00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:44,478
- - Grieving.
- - ...is to do God's will.
- 494
- 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,049
- We can only follow
- the teachings of our church.
- 495
- 00:29:48,051 --> 00:29:48,986
- They dictate...
- 496
- 00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:55,457
- ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
- 497
- 00:29:57,228 --> 00:30:00,362
- ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
- 498
- 00:30:00,364 --> 00:30:02,064
- Hey.
- 499
- 00:30:03,099 --> 00:30:05,901
- ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
- 500
- 00:30:05,903 --> 00:30:08,069
- When Emily transferred
- to my school freshman year,
- 501
- 00:30:08,071 --> 00:30:09,470
- there was no misstep.
- 502
- 00:30:09,472 --> 00:30:11,105
- She was instantly popular.
- 503
- 00:30:11,107 --> 00:30:13,074
- No shit!
- 504
- 00:30:15,546 --> 00:30:18,247
- The woman knows what's up.
- 505
- 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:21,083
- Your family is
- so fucking random, I love it.
- 506
- 00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:25,888
- Emily was the one person I told
- about the blow job part.
- 507
- 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,222
- I mean, it's what I've been
- telling you for years.
- 508
- 00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:31,392
- She came from Los Angeles,
- 509
- 00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:34,028
- where the girls
- are much faster,
- 510
- 00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:37,367
- and immediately had
- everyone's attention.
- 511
- 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:43,205
- First, you lick the edges
- to get them excited.
- 512
- 00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:44,506
- - Oh!
- - Oh.
- 513
- 00:30:44,508 --> 00:30:46,307
- Rather than shaming her,
- 514
- 00:30:46,309 --> 00:30:48,977
- the girls at school
- embraced her vast wealth
- 515
- 00:30:48,979 --> 00:30:50,211
- of sexual knowledge.
- 516
- 00:30:50,213 --> 00:30:52,317
- They, love it, trust me.
- Okay, then...
- 517
- 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,383
- What?
- 518
- 00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:59,121
- Wait, I'm just confused.
- Ohh!
- 519
- 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:00,521
- It was impressive.
- 520
- 00:31:00,523 --> 00:31:03,961
- ♪ Uh, uh, uh-oh ♪
- 521
- 00:31:06,596 --> 00:31:10,565
- So who you gonna lose
- your mouth virginity to?
- 522
- 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,267
- What do you mean?
- 523
- 00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:15,671
- Her dying wish, Jamie.
- You have to blow someone.
- 524
- 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,471
- You're gonna love it.
- It's so hot.
- 525
- 00:31:17,473 --> 00:31:19,474
- But why?
- How is it hot, you know?
- 526
- 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:22,443
- 'Cause there's nothing, like,
- being done to you physically,
- 527
- 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,313
- so I don't understand
- what's so amazing about it.
- 528
- 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:27,015
- It just seems kinda weird.
- 529
- 00:31:27,017 --> 00:31:29,551
- You'll get it. And there's
- nothing weird about a blow job.
- 530
- 00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:31,553
- People have been doing it
- for thousands of years.
- 531
- 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:33,689
- The first thing Eve did
- was blow Adam.
- 532
- 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,524
- I highly doubt that.
- 533
- 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:37,426
- It's in the Bible.
- 534
- 00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:39,294
- Regardless, if you blow someone,
- and you don't tell me,
- 535
- 00:31:39,296 --> 00:31:42,333
- you know I'll never speak
- to you again, right?
- 536
- 00:31:44,034 --> 00:31:46,000
- I've got it.
- 537
- 00:31:46,002 --> 00:31:47,001
- What?
- 538
- 00:31:47,003 --> 00:31:49,206
- March.
- 539
- 00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:52,507
- What do you mean?
- 540
- 00:31:52,509 --> 00:31:55,576
- Don't play dumb.
- You should blow March.
- 541
- 00:31:55,578 --> 00:31:58,713
- - No! No! Come on.
- - He, like, loves you.
- 542
- 00:31:58,715 --> 00:32:00,716
- And he'll be super nice
- to you after.
- 543
- 00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:02,985
- Shut up, man.
- 544
- 00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:05,586
- ♪ Every time you see me
- driving by ♪
- 545
- 00:32:05,588 --> 00:32:08,023
- ♪ Got a little pretty thing
- by my side ♪
- 546
- 00:32:08,025 --> 00:32:09,725
- ♪ Make the ladies say
- oh, my, oh, my ♪
- 547
- 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:12,995
- Jesus Christ,
- it's like hardly 11:00.
- 548
- 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:15,463
- - ♪ So fly, so fly ♪
- - Time to drink!
- 549
- 00:32:15,465 --> 00:32:18,165
- ♪ Got a little pretty thing
- by my side ♪
- 550
- 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,735
- ♪ Make the ladies say
- oh, my, oh, my ♪
- 551
- 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,336
- - ♪ Oh, my, oh, my ♪
- - Fuck Luke.
- 552
- 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:25,106
- Fuck him in his stupid
- fucking face.
- 553
- 00:32:25,108 --> 00:32:26,307
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 554
- 00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:28,009
- ♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪
- 555
- 00:32:28,011 --> 00:32:30,344
- ♪ Oh, do what you do ♪
- 556
- 00:32:30,346 --> 00:32:32,381
- ♪ I like the way you do that
- right there ♪
- 557
- 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,082
- ♪ Swing your hips
- when you're walkin' ♪
- 558
- 00:32:34,084 --> 00:32:35,683
- ♪ Let down your hair ♪
- 559
- 00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:37,686
- ♪ I like the way you do that
- right there ♪
- 560
- 00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:38,687
- ♪ Lick your lips
- when you're talkin' ♪
- 561
- 00:32:38,689 --> 00:32:40,689
- ♪ That make me stare ♪
- 562
- 00:32:40,691 --> 00:32:43,392
- ♪ I like the way you look
- in them pants, see ya fine ♪
- 563
- 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:46,260
- ♪ Your mama a quarter piece
- She far from a dime ♪
- 564
- 00:32:46,262 --> 00:32:48,630
- ♪ The type of girl that getcha
- up and go make you grind ♪
- 565
- 00:32:48,632 --> 00:32:50,065
- ♪ I'm thinkin' about
- snatchin' her up dirty ♪
- 566
- 00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:51,600
- ♪ Makin' her mine ♪
- 567
- 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:52,734
- ♪ Look at her hips
- Look at her legs ♪
- 568
- 00:32:52,736 --> 00:32:54,769
- ♪ Ain't she stacked ♪
- 569
- 00:32:54,771 --> 00:32:57,139
- ♪ I sure wouldn't mind
- hittin' that from the back ♪
- 570
- 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,306
- ♪ I like it when I touch it
- 'cause she moans li'l bit ♪
- 571
- 00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:01,375
- ♪ Jeans saggin' so I can
- see her thong li'l bit ♪
- 572
- 00:33:01,377 --> 00:33:03,812
- ♪ I know you grown li'l bit
- 20 years old, you legal ♪
- 573
- 00:33:03,814 --> 00:33:06,381
- ♪ Don't trip off my people
- Just hop in the Regal ♪
- 574
- 00:33:06,383 --> 00:33:07,649
- ♪ I swoop on her
- like an eagle ♪
- 575
- 00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:09,617
- ♪ Swoop down on prey ♪
- 576
- 00:33:09,619 --> 00:33:11,719
- ♪ I know you popular
- but you gon' be famous today ♪
- 577
- 00:33:11,721 --> 00:33:14,823
- ♪ I'll say I like the way
- you do that right there ♪
- 578
- 00:33:17,394 --> 00:33:19,393
- Oh, my God!
- 579
- 00:33:19,395 --> 00:33:20,629
- ♪ Lick your lips
- when you're talkin' ♪
- 580
- 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,430
- ♪ That make me stare ♪
- 581
- 00:33:22,432 --> 00:33:24,732
- ♪ I like the way you do that
- right there ♪
- 582
- 00:33:24,734 --> 00:33:26,168
- ♪ Swing your hips
- when you're walkin' ♪
- 583
- 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,768
- ♪ Let down your hair ♪
- 584
- 00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:30,074
- ♪ I like the way you do that
- right there ♪
- 585
- 00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:34,776
- Wait! What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- 586
- 00:33:34,778 --> 00:33:36,411
- - Stop, March!
- - I'm throwing you in!
- 587
- 00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,082
- No, stop, March!
- 588
- 00:34:24,628 --> 00:34:27,329
- March, I know how to swim.
- 589
- 00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:28,563
- Sorry.
- 590
- 00:34:28,565 --> 00:34:30,264
- You just stayed down there.
- 591
- 00:34:30,266 --> 00:34:32,402
- You scared me.
- 592
- 00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:36,737
- - Shit.
- - Jamie!
- 593
- 00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:39,574
- - I am so sorry, Jamie.
- - Are you all right?
- 594
- 00:34:39,576 --> 00:34:42,177
- - Yeah.
- - March, what the actual fuck?
- 595
- 00:34:42,179 --> 00:34:44,311
- I'll get you a new phone.
- 596
- 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,481
- It's fine. I gotta go.
- 597
- 00:34:46,483 --> 00:34:47,782
- I'll drive you.
- 598
- 00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:50,284
- Em, you're drunk.
- 599
- 00:34:50,286 --> 00:34:52,222
- I'll just walk.
- 600
- 00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:58,429
- I wasn't mad about the phone.
- 601
- 00:35:00,530 --> 00:35:04,634
- I was mad that he ruined
- my one little moment of peace.
- 602
- 00:35:06,369 --> 00:35:07,471
- Jamie!
- 603
- 00:35:09,606 --> 00:35:11,242
- Jamie, hi.
- 604
- 00:35:14,277 --> 00:35:15,545
- You okay?
- 605
- 00:35:17,246 --> 00:35:19,246
- Why do you care?
- 606
- 00:35:19,248 --> 00:35:21,451
- I was just headed
- towards your house.
- 607
- 00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:25,320
- My mom is home.
- 608
- 00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:27,354
- I figured,
- but I'm a nice young man.
- 609
- 00:35:27,356 --> 00:35:29,758
- I assumed she wouldn't mind.
- 610
- 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,860
- And... what about me?
- 611
- 00:35:32,862 --> 00:35:35,463
- I thought you might
- wanna hang out.
- 612
- 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,871
- Jamie, wait!
- 613
- 00:35:45,641 --> 00:35:46,877
- Jamie.
- 614
- 00:35:48,612 --> 00:35:51,548
- Jamie, what did I do?
- Come on.
- 615
- 00:35:58,487 --> 00:36:00,924
- What do you think you did?
- 616
- 00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:12,700
- Well, I think...
- 617
- 00:36:12,702 --> 00:36:16,905
- that you're upset with me
- because I ignored you.
- 618
- 00:36:16,907 --> 00:36:19,307
- I think you wanted me
- to watch you,
- 619
- 00:36:19,309 --> 00:36:21,312
- and you wanted my attention.
- 620
- 00:36:23,313 --> 00:36:25,249
- Am I right, Jamie?
- 621
- 00:36:26,349 --> 00:36:27,951
- You're an asshole.
- 622
- 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:37,528
- Why did you ignore me?
- 623
- 00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:43,398
- Because you made me wanna
- break the rules.
- 624
- 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,066
- Can I ask you a question?
- 625
- 00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,633
- Yeah.
- 626
- 00:37:19,635 --> 00:37:21,001
- You're just so young,
- you know?
- 627
- 00:37:21,003 --> 00:37:25,072
- You don't seem very...
- priest-like.
- 628
- 00:37:25,074 --> 00:37:27,608
- That's not a question.
- 629
- 00:37:27,610 --> 00:37:29,376
- Well, I mean that...
- 630
- 00:37:29,378 --> 00:37:31,845
- Well, besides not knowing
- any of the religious stuff,
- 631
- 00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:35,617
- I just, I know that I could
- never do what you do.
- 632
- 00:37:35,619 --> 00:37:38,420
- I hate public speaking.
- 633
- 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,021
- I can honestly think
- of nothing worse.
- 634
- 00:37:41,023 --> 00:37:44,092
- Oh, man, I love it.
- You know, it's such a rush.
- 635
- 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:47,461
- And you can really do a lot when
- you have the room's attention.
- 636
- 00:37:47,463 --> 00:37:50,532
- And it's actually a lot easier
- to get than you think.
- 637
- 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,867
- So is that why you wanted
- to become a priest?
- 638
- 00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:55,769
- I mean, you obviously
- believe in God too.
- 639
- 00:37:55,771 --> 00:37:57,771
- It's one of the reasons.
- 640
- 00:37:57,773 --> 00:38:00,909
- I was in foster care
- my entire childhood,
- 641
- 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:04,412
- and the guardians I had
- when I was about 12 or so,
- 642
- 00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:07,449
- they would go to mass
- every Sunday.
- 643
- 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,117
- Now, I remember watching
- the priest up there,
- 644
- 00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:12,686
- giving his sermons
- and just thinking,
- 645
- 00:38:12,688 --> 00:38:15,724
- "This guy has the support
- of his entire community."
- 646
- 00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:18,992
- You know, this huge group
- of really nice people.
- 647
- 00:38:18,994 --> 00:38:20,561
- And he never has
- to worry about money
- 648
- 00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:24,566
- or finding a home
- or people that love him.
- 649
- 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,767
- So yeah, I worked really hard,
- put myself through school,
- 650
- 00:38:26,769 --> 00:38:28,338
- and here I am.
- 651
- 00:38:31,574 --> 00:38:33,441
- I have another question.
- 652
- 00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:35,577
- Oh, no, no, no,
- it's my turn.
- 653
- 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,912
- I wanna know about you.
- Tell me about you.
- 654
- 00:38:38,914 --> 00:38:40,849
- Oh, I don't know. I...
- 655
- 00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:45,052
- My favorite food is
- soft serve ice cream,
- 656
- 00:38:45,054 --> 00:38:47,389
- I hate math,
- 657
- 00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:50,458
- and I love to read.
- 658
- 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:53,827
- Mostly science fiction,
- but sometimes fantasy.
- 659
- 00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:55,796
- Have you read
- the Harry Potter books?
- 660
- 00:38:55,798 --> 00:38:57,865
- I know that's kind of
- a childish thing to ask,
- 661
- 00:38:57,867 --> 00:39:00,135
- but the fifth book
- just came out,
- 662
- 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,470
- and I'm just really dying
- to talk to somebody about it.
- 663
- 00:39:02,472 --> 00:39:04,472
- I've never read the books, no.
- 664
- 00:39:04,474 --> 00:39:07,474
- Wait, hang on,
- are you one of those...
- 665
- 00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:08,876
- Please don't tell me
- you're one of those
- 666
- 00:39:08,878 --> 00:39:10,912
- waiting-for-the-movies-
- to-come-out people.
- 667
- 00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:13,481
- Oh, no, did I just lose points?
- 668
- 00:39:13,483 --> 00:39:16,050
- So many points!
- Literally, all of your points.
- 669
- 00:39:16,052 --> 00:39:18,722
- - All of them!
- - I'll make it up to you.
- 670
- 00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,559
- Um...
- 671
- 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,594
- I have one more question.
- 672
- 00:39:26,596 --> 00:39:28,162
- Um...
- 673
- 00:39:28,164 --> 00:39:31,132
- Are priests allowed to drink?
- 674
- 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,175
- He was better
- than anything I've read.
- 675
- 00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:41,812
- He was real.
- 676
- 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:46,784
- And he made me feel invincible.
- 677
- 00:39:57,661 --> 00:40:00,161
- I thought about
- how salty he must be
- 678
- 00:40:00,163 --> 00:40:02,766
- from sweating all day
- in the sun.
- 679
- 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:11,472
- So...
- 680
- 00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:16,510
- His look gave me
- the same feeling I got
- 681
- 00:40:16,512 --> 00:40:18,179
- when I had to talk on stage.
- 682
- 00:40:18,181 --> 00:40:22,753
- My heart in my throat,
- body shaking, no control.
- 683
- 00:40:25,188 --> 00:40:27,722
- Today was fun.
- 684
- 00:40:27,724 --> 00:40:28,926
- Yeah.
- 685
- 00:40:30,092 --> 00:40:32,092
- But something had to happen.
- 686
- 00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:34,762
- I wanted it to happen.
- 687
- 00:40:34,764 --> 00:40:38,099
- If I made a move, I could just
- blame it on being drunk.
- 688
- 00:40:38,101 --> 00:40:40,104
- I definitely wouldn't be
- the first person.
- 689
- 00:40:41,804 --> 00:40:43,804
- I wanna try something.
- 690
- 00:40:43,806 --> 00:40:45,842
- What?
- 691
- 00:40:52,815 --> 00:40:54,018
- What are you doing?
- 692
- 00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,586
- Are you sure?
- 693
- 00:40:59,588 --> 00:41:02,824
- Just tell me
- if I do a good job.
- 694
- 00:41:02,826 --> 00:41:04,628
- All right. Okay.
- 695
- 00:41:07,197 --> 00:41:10,731
- Um, I'm not sure
- what I was expecting,
- 696
- 00:41:10,733 --> 00:41:12,766
- but it wasn't the Holy Grail.
- 697
- 00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:16,637
- I mean, it wasn't anything more
- than a fleshy sock puppet.
- 698
- 00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:18,972
- - You okay?
- - Yeah.
- 699
- 00:41:18,974 --> 00:41:20,742
- I couldn't even remember
- what Emily told me.
- 700
- 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,577
- I didn't lick the sides.
- I didn't...
- 701
- 00:41:22,579 --> 00:41:24,845
- I just dove right in,
- head first,
- 702
- 00:41:24,847 --> 00:41:27,750
- into the mysterious
- new territory.
- 703
- 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,262
- Ah!
- 704
- 00:42:50,065 --> 00:42:52,569
- - Oh, shit.
- - Oh, God!
- 705
- 00:43:04,681 --> 00:43:06,684
- My heart is pounding.
- 706
- 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,590
- How was I?
- 707
- 00:43:15,358 --> 00:43:17,227
- Spectacular.
- 708
- 00:43:54,329 --> 00:43:56,764
- Is that...
- Is that here for you?
- 709
- 00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:58,766
- Oh, my God.
- 710
- 00:43:58,768 --> 00:44:00,200
- - Oh, shit.
- - Oh, my God!
- 711
- 00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:02,869
- I don't know how he even
- got the car to drive.
- 712
- 00:44:02,871 --> 00:44:04,271
- I don't know where
- he could've gone.
- 713
- 00:44:04,273 --> 00:44:05,873
- We'll find him.
- Don't worry.
- 714
- 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,175
- Jamie?
- 715
- 00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:08,809
- - Mom.
- - Jamie.
- 716
- 00:44:08,811 --> 00:44:10,010
- - Oh, my God!
- - Mom...
- 717
- 00:44:10,012 --> 00:44:13,213
- Oh, my God!
- Where have you been?
- 718
- 00:44:13,215 --> 00:44:15,182
- It's okay, it's okay.
- 719
- 00:44:15,184 --> 00:44:16,784
- Have you been drinking?
- What are you...
- 720
- 00:44:16,786 --> 00:44:18,086
- You are one to talk. God!
- 721
- 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:19,854
- - You've been drinking.
- - Oh, my God!
- 722
- 00:44:19,856 --> 00:44:21,889
- Where have you been?
- I've been calling you all day.
- 723
- 00:44:21,891 --> 00:44:23,724
- Mom, it's fine.
- My phone, it got wet.
- 724
- 00:44:23,726 --> 00:44:25,025
- It's broken now.
- 725
- 00:44:25,027 --> 00:44:28,128
- Oh, you are so...
- You are so grounded!
- 726
- 00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:31,231
- - Why? Why am I grounded?
- - Because you disappeared!
- 727
- 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,900
- How am I supposed to know
- that you are okay
- 728
- 00:44:32,902 --> 00:44:34,235
- when you do not
- pick up your phone?
- 729
- 00:44:34,237 --> 00:44:36,204
- My phone got wet!
- I was just...
- 730
- 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,972
- How am I supposed
- to take you seriously?
- 731
- 00:44:37,974 --> 00:44:40,907
- You smell like alcohol!
- And what are you...
- 732
- 00:44:40,909 --> 00:44:42,809
- - What are you wearing?
- - I wore this to church, Mom.
- 733
- 00:44:42,811 --> 00:44:44,345
- You wore this to church?
- 734
- 00:44:44,347 --> 00:44:47,148
- Why did you call the cops on me?
- That's insane!
- 735
- 00:44:47,150 --> 00:44:48,483
- I didn't call the cops on you.
- I called the cops
- 736
- 00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:50,485
- because your cousin
- took my car, okay?
- 737
- 00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:52,186
- Guys, guys, okay,
- ladies, ladies,
- 738
- 00:44:52,188 --> 00:44:54,387
- we should split up and search
- the neighborhood, okay?
- 739
- 00:44:54,389 --> 00:44:56,289
- Okay.
- Are these your keys, Hope?
- 740
- 00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:58,025
- Ma'am, wait,
- should you be driving?
- 741
- 00:44:58,027 --> 00:44:59,392
- - No.
- - No, we'll go together.
- 742
- 00:44:59,394 --> 00:45:01,095
- - I'll drive.
- - All right, great.
- 743
- 00:45:01,097 --> 00:45:03,231
- - Let's go.
- - Jamie, stay here.
- 744
- 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,898
- What? No!
- Mom, he's my cousin.
- 745
- 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:07,837
- - I wanna help look for him.
- - Jamie, go to bed.
- 746
- 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,302
- Dylan?
- 747
- 00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:45,238
- Just get that thumb
- straight up for me there.
- 748
- 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,807
- There you go.
- 749
- 00:45:46,809 --> 00:45:50,378
- What color would you
- like your cast to be?
- 750
- 00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:51,512
- What are my options?
- 751
- 00:45:51,514 --> 00:45:53,150
- Any color you want.
- 752
- 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,219
- Purple.
- 753
- 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:58,155
- Purple it is.
- 754
- 00:46:21,244 --> 00:46:22,275
- Hey, March.
- 755
- 00:46:22,277 --> 00:46:23,246
- Hey.
- 756
- 00:46:25,081 --> 00:46:26,613
- What happened to your car?
- 757
- 00:46:26,615 --> 00:46:29,217
- March, Jamie can't play today.
- She's grounded.
- 758
- 00:46:29,219 --> 00:46:30,885
- - Mom!
- - All good.
- 759
- 00:46:30,887 --> 00:46:32,420
- I was just dropping this off.
- 760
- 00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:33,554
- It's a new phone.
- 761
- 00:46:33,556 --> 00:46:35,356
- Oh, thank you so much.
- 762
- 00:46:35,358 --> 00:46:36,624
- I'm really sorry
- about what happened.
- 763
- 00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:38,992
- All right, I'll take that.
- Come on.
- 764
- 00:46:38,994 --> 00:46:40,961
- What the heck, Mom? Why?
- 765
- 00:46:40,963 --> 00:46:42,496
- You're grounded. Let's go.
- 766
- 00:46:42,498 --> 00:46:44,298
- So what, you took away my phone
- in the first place
- 767
- 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,599
- because I didn't pick up,
- 768
- 00:46:45,601 --> 00:46:47,434
- and now you wanna
- take away my...
- 769
- 00:46:47,436 --> 00:46:49,403
- You just don't make sense, Mom.
- You don't make sense.
- 770
- 00:46:49,405 --> 00:46:51,275
- Say goodbye to your friend.
- Now.
- 771
- 00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:54,110
- I hate you.
- 772
- 00:46:58,248 --> 00:46:59,849
- Have a good day.
- 773
- 00:47:18,601 --> 00:47:21,601
- I slept all day and all night.
- 774
- 00:47:21,603 --> 00:47:27,076
- Thirty-six whole hours
- of unanswered calls and texts.
- 775
- 00:47:30,246 --> 00:47:32,012
- Luke could change his mind,
- 776
- 00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:34,917
- or he could think
- I'm playing hard to get.
- 777
- 00:47:36,251 --> 00:47:40,121
- Listen, I'm very easy to get.
- 778
- 00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:46,028
- Blow jobs were like
- a gateway drug for sex.
- 779
- 00:47:47,530 --> 00:47:49,233
- I wanted more.
- 780
- 00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:57,007
- And the rush.
- 781
- 00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:03,512
- I like the control.
- 782
- 00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,626
- Wait. Which side is it?
- Which side is it?
- 783
- 00:48:19,628 --> 00:48:21,095
- Well, you start here.
- 784
- 00:48:21,097 --> 00:48:23,530
- Wait.
- 785
- 00:48:25,367 --> 00:48:27,203
- No, no, no! Ow!
- 786
- 00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:29,405
- Are you okay?
- 787
- 00:48:39,014 --> 00:48:41,984
- Oh, my God!
- You scared the shit out of me!
- 788
- 00:49:32,702 --> 00:49:34,367
- Mom?
- 789
- 00:49:34,369 --> 00:49:38,072
- I would like to discuss
- the terms of this grounding.
- 790
- 00:49:38,074 --> 00:49:40,340
- While I know that
- what I did was wrong,
- 791
- 00:49:40,342 --> 00:49:42,376
- I don't think that taking away
- my phone privileges
- 792
- 00:49:42,378 --> 00:49:43,510
- is really the correct...
- 793
- 00:49:43,512 --> 00:49:44,480
- Oh, my God!
- 794
- 00:49:47,717 --> 00:49:49,617
- I'm sorry, um...
- 795
- 00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:51,355
- you scared me.
- 796
- 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,820
- Oh.
- 797
- 00:49:53,822 --> 00:49:55,722
- Have you seen my mother,
- by chance?
- 798
- 00:49:55,724 --> 00:49:58,391
- She's like this, yay tall.
- 799
- 00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,462
- Ze Jew.
- 800
- 00:50:02,264 --> 00:50:05,132
- Uh, yes.
- 801
- 00:50:05,134 --> 00:50:06,737
- Ze Jew.
- 802
- 00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:11,408
- Okay.
- 803
- 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,691
- - Let's have him for a bit.
- - How long?
- 804
- 00:50:31,693 --> 00:50:33,159
- Hi.
- 805
- 00:50:33,161 --> 00:50:34,163
- Hey, sweetie.
- 806
- 00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:37,565
- You're back.
- 807
- 00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,467
- Yeah, of course.
- 808
- 00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:42,103
- Can I go to Emily's?
- 809
- 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:43,503
- - No.
- - Why?
- 810
- 00:50:43,505 --> 00:50:45,139
- - She's grounded.
- - Why is she grounded?
- 811
- 00:50:45,141 --> 00:50:47,307
- Just get ready for dinner.
- For so many reasons.
- 812
- 00:50:47,309 --> 00:50:51,177
- Is that old man in there
- my grandfather?
- 813
- 00:50:51,179 --> 00:50:52,512
- - Yes, he is.
- - Allegedly.
- 814
- 00:50:52,514 --> 00:50:53,783
- Yes.
- 815
- 00:50:55,351 --> 00:50:57,450
- Okay.
- 816
- 00:50:57,452 --> 00:50:59,619
- It would have been worth
- maybe you giving me a heads-up
- 817
- 00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:01,287
- that you were bringing
- a strange man.
- 818
- 00:51:01,289 --> 00:51:03,490
- - He's my father.
- - You don't know that.
- 819
- 00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:14,802
- I didn't realize how mad
- I was at my dad for leaving
- 820
- 00:51:14,804 --> 00:51:17,106
- until he came back.
- 821
- 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,780
- I wanted to yell at him.
- 822
- 00:51:26,782 --> 00:51:28,782
- I wanted to knock
- the table over.
- 823
- 00:51:28,784 --> 00:51:31,751
- I wanted all the food
- and soda and wine
- 824
- 00:51:31,753 --> 00:51:35,092
- to just create a pool
- of garbage on the floor.
- 825
- 00:51:39,195 --> 00:51:41,628
- I wanted it to stain,
- 826
- 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:43,731
- so he'd be forced to remember
- the time he left us
- 827
- 00:51:43,733 --> 00:51:46,403
- to deal with his problems.
- 828
- 00:51:48,204 --> 00:51:53,407
- I just wanted something,
- anything to happen.
- 829
- 00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:12,358
- I had so much on my mind.
- 830
- 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,830
- But I ended up saying
- nothing at all.
- 831
- 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,469
- How's everybody's food?
- 832
- 00:52:24,306 --> 00:52:28,409
- So how did you, um, find him?
- 833
- 00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:30,510
- Are...
- 834
- 00:52:30,512 --> 00:52:33,280
- Are you sure he's, like,
- the right Herman?
- 835
- 00:52:33,282 --> 00:52:34,682
- Yes, Hope,
- he's the right Herman.
- 836
- 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:37,284
- Look, it was very easy,
- you know.
- 837
- 00:52:37,286 --> 00:52:39,286
- Mom and Dad,
- actually your dad, not mine,
- 838
- 00:52:39,288 --> 00:52:41,421
- were in Germany for that year
- when I was conceived,
- 839
- 00:52:41,423 --> 00:52:43,557
- and, uh, flew to Frankfurt,
- 840
- 00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,726
- talked to a private detective,
- gave him his name,
- 841
- 00:52:45,728 --> 00:52:47,927
- and we found him
- in a local hospital
- 842
- 00:52:47,929 --> 00:52:49,662
- and brought him here.
- 843
- 00:52:49,664 --> 00:52:53,467
- So you took him from a hospital?
- That's kinda weird.
- 844
- 00:52:53,469 --> 00:52:54,834
- It's not like that, I mean...
- 845
- 00:52:54,836 --> 00:52:56,570
- Actually,
- it's exactly like that.
- 846
- 00:52:56,572 --> 00:52:57,972
- You just said you took him
- from the hospital.
- 847
- 00:52:57,974 --> 00:52:59,539
- That's pretty fuckin' weird.
- 848
- 00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:01,342
- Watch your language,
- first of all.
- 849
- 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:03,409
- Second of all,
- he's sick, okay?
- 850
- 00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:06,380
- - He's got cancer.
- - Oh, my God, what kind?
- 851
- 00:53:06,382 --> 00:53:08,449
- I don't know.
- Look, they were gonna put him
- 852
- 00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:10,583
- into some sort of
- assisted-living facility,
- 853
- 00:53:10,585 --> 00:53:12,318
- and I figured why not
- just bring him here?
- 854
- 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,255
- We have a guest room.
- 855
- 00:53:14,257 --> 00:53:16,523
- We're a loving family.
- It's the perfect spot for him.
- 856
- 00:53:16,525 --> 00:53:19,827
- Yeah, why wouldn't he come
- and stay in our guest room?
- 857
- 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:22,595
- Sounds like he needs to
- actually be in hospital,
- 858
- 00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:25,932
- and if he was coming,
- maybe you'd call,
- 859
- 00:53:25,934 --> 00:53:27,700
- let me know
- to change the sheets.
- 860
- 00:53:27,702 --> 00:53:31,438
- I don't know.
- That doesn't seem unreasonable.
- 861
- 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,041
- Fine. I'm not a mind reader.
- 862
- 00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:41,715
- So, Jamie, are you
- planning on speaking
- 863
- 00:53:41,717 --> 00:53:43,416
- at the memorial service?
- 864
- 00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:45,519
- I know Dylan's gonna
- say a few words and...
- 865
- 00:53:45,521 --> 00:53:47,954
- - Oh, no.
- - She's gonna speak.
- 866
- 00:53:47,956 --> 00:53:48,956
- You know how I feel
- about public speaking.
- 867
- 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:50,557
- How about a DNA test?
- 868
- 00:53:50,559 --> 00:53:51,891
- There's no way, Ned,
- for you to know...
- 869
- 00:53:51,893 --> 00:53:53,994
- Will you drop this?
- 870
- 00:53:53,996 --> 00:53:56,362
- - He is my son!
- - Okay.
- 871
- 00:53:56,364 --> 00:53:59,633
- All of you stop talking about me
- like I am not here.
- 872
- 00:53:59,635 --> 00:54:03,070
- - Especially the shiv.
- - Excuse me?
- 873
- 00:54:03,072 --> 00:54:05,606
- Wait, so you guys didn't know
- that he was super anti-Semitic?
- 874
- 00:54:05,608 --> 00:54:07,474
- It was just me.
- Okay, I got this.
- 875
- 00:54:07,476 --> 00:54:09,443
- Let's just chock this one up
- to cultural differences.
- 876
- 00:54:09,445 --> 00:54:12,313
- I'm sure that he didn't mean
- what he said.
- 877
- 00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:14,847
- I'm right here, heeb.
- 878
- 00:54:14,849 --> 00:54:17,550
- - Okay. Well, you know what?
- - What's a heeb?
- 879
- 00:54:17,552 --> 00:54:19,686
- - Okay, enough.
- - Dylan, headphones on.
- 880
- 00:54:19,688 --> 00:54:21,822
- Does anyone think that
- he might be, like, super racist?
- 881
- 00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:24,490
- - That's hard to misunderstand.
- - Hon...
- 882
- 00:54:24,492 --> 00:54:25,858
- You don't need to get
- the DNA test, honey,
- 883
- 00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,494
- because obviously
- Dotty and Herman
- 884
- 00:54:27,496 --> 00:54:28,862
- make a lovely couple.
- 885
- 00:54:28,864 --> 00:54:30,764
- Can you explain to me
- why I'm having
- 886
- 00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:32,999
- to deal with this
- in my own home,
- 887
- 00:54:33,001 --> 00:54:34,802
- in front of my family?
- Why is this...
- 888
- 00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:37,070
- 'Cause I am trying to connect
- with my father, okay?
- 889
- 00:54:37,072 --> 00:54:40,074
- Your dad is an anti-Semite.
- 890
- 00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:42,642
- Oh, like you've gone
- to temple that much.
- 891
- 00:54:42,644 --> 00:54:45,445
- Oh, my God! Just because I don't
- go to temple all the time,
- 892
- 00:54:45,447 --> 00:54:47,815
- I deserve to be called
- a heeb in my house?
- 893
- 00:54:47,817 --> 00:54:50,050
- Do you not understand
- that this is crazy?
- 894
- 00:54:50,052 --> 00:54:51,684
- This whole situation is crazy.
- 895
- 00:54:51,686 --> 00:54:53,554
- All I'm saying is that
- we all have parents
- 896
- 00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,557
- that are difficult.
- 897
- 00:54:57,492 --> 00:54:58,958
- I'm just saying
- your parents are not perfect.
- 898
- 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,427
- Oh, I... Oh, my... I...
- 899
- 00:55:00,429 --> 00:55:01,929
- What? It's a different world!
- 900
- 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:03,363
- What does that have to do...
- 901
- 00:55:03,365 --> 00:55:04,664
- - Because it's a...
- - No.
- 902
- 00:55:04,666 --> 00:55:08,034
- It's his thing!
- Are you leaving? Hon!
- 903
- 00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:17,577
- Hey, hey, Dad,
- can I go to Emily's?
- 904
- 00:55:17,579 --> 00:55:19,415
- Yeah, go ahead.
- 905
- 00:55:20,548 --> 00:55:22,081
- Sorry.
- 906
- 00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:55,548
- ♪ You come in, check my time ♪
- 907
- 00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:58,751
- ♪ You've got
- fornication crimes ♪
- 908
- 00:55:58,753 --> 00:56:01,891
- ♪ I've seen your hope
- on television ♪
- 909
- 00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:08,628
- ♪ Where you've been
- You were not were ♪
- 910
- 00:56:08,630 --> 00:56:11,197
- ♪ They've got tricycles
- in skirts ♪
- 911
- 00:56:11,199 --> 00:56:13,133
- I'm proud of you.
- 912
- 00:56:13,135 --> 00:56:14,700
- Oh, thank you.
- 913
- 00:56:14,702 --> 00:56:16,804
- - Promised I'd tell you.
- - Tell her what?
- 914
- 00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:18,171
- Did you guys finish
- Order of the Phoenix yet?
- 915
- 00:56:18,173 --> 00:56:19,173
- - Yes, twice.
- - No.
- 916
- 00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:21,008
- Oh, my God, it was so good!
- 917
- 00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:25,679
- Cool. That's not what
- we're talking about.
- 918
- 00:56:25,681 --> 00:56:26,947
- We're talking about how Jamie
- 919
- 00:56:26,949 --> 00:56:29,519
- finally lost
- her mouth virginity.
- 920
- 00:56:32,153 --> 00:56:33,753
- Congrats.
- 921
- 00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:36,155
- He was fine.
- It was nothing, okay?
- 922
- 00:56:36,157 --> 00:56:37,657
- Can we just talk about
- something else, please?
- 923
- 00:56:37,659 --> 00:56:38,659
- Are you not gonna see him again?
- 924
- 00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:40,461
- Hmm?
- 925
- 00:56:40,463 --> 00:56:43,229
- You said he was fine,
- like he died or something.
- 926
- 00:56:43,231 --> 00:56:44,231
- I did?
- 927
- 00:56:44,233 --> 00:56:46,166
- He play a sport?
- 928
- 00:56:46,168 --> 00:56:48,501
- Like at Saint Ags?
- 929
- 00:56:48,503 --> 00:56:49,769
- Lacrosse, uh-huh.
- 930
- 00:56:49,771 --> 00:56:51,637
- I know a lot of guys
- on that team.
- 931
- 00:56:51,639 --> 00:56:54,074
- - What's his name?
- - Can we just drop it, please?
- 932
- 00:56:54,076 --> 00:56:56,478
- Lacrosse guys are so hot.
- 933
- 00:56:57,746 --> 00:57:00,012
- Oh, hey, um,
- before I forget,
- 934
- 00:57:00,014 --> 00:57:01,682
- what time is that
- funeral thingy on Thursday?
- 935
- 00:57:01,684 --> 00:57:04,150
- - We were gonna go.
- - Um, it's...
- 936
- 00:57:04,152 --> 00:57:06,153
- You guys, that's really nice,
- but you don't have to go.
- 937
- 00:57:06,155 --> 00:57:07,521
- But we're your friends,
- 938
- 00:57:07,523 --> 00:57:08,822
- and we support you
- no matter what.
- 939
- 00:57:08,824 --> 00:57:11,758
- Not sure I can make it now,
- actually.
- 940
- 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:14,561
- Oh.
- 941
- 00:57:14,563 --> 00:57:15,829
- Okay.
- 942
- 00:57:15,831 --> 00:57:18,130
- - I gotta bounce.
- - Wait.
- 943
- 00:57:18,132 --> 00:57:19,835
- We'll see you tomorrow.
- 944
- 00:57:24,206 --> 00:57:25,805
- Why would you do that?
- 945
- 00:57:25,807 --> 00:57:28,041
- Why would you actually
- say that to him? Why?
- 946
- 00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:29,642
- What? It's just March.
- 947
- 00:57:29,644 --> 00:57:32,211
- Yeah, but he seemed
- really upset.
- 948
- 00:57:32,213 --> 00:57:36,249
- Well, you're not into him,
- so what's the problem?
- 949
- 00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:39,619
- He shouldn't get
- his hopes up, right?
- 950
- 00:57:39,621 --> 00:57:41,722
- I guess.
- 951
- 00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,155
- We'll figure it out.
- 952
- 00:57:43,157 --> 00:57:45,258
- He's having a party tomorrow.
- 953
- 00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,728
- He has a party every day.
- 954
- 00:57:48,764 --> 00:57:49,798
- True.
- 955
- 00:57:55,204 --> 00:57:57,938
- Oh! Oh, no, oh, shit!
- 956
- 00:57:57,940 --> 00:58:00,574
- God, we gotta go.
- My mom's so pissed.
- 957
- 00:58:00,576 --> 00:58:02,811
- Can we go?
- Can we go right now?
- 958
- 00:58:07,148 --> 00:58:10,752
- ♪ Waiting for the sun
- to wake us from this sleep ♪
- 959
- 00:58:12,153 --> 00:58:13,920
- ♪ The dream is ending ♪
- 960
- 00:58:13,922 --> 00:58:16,757
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 961
- 00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:18,161
- What's up?
- 962
- 00:58:19,795 --> 00:58:21,128
- Oh, wow, you look great.
- 963
- 00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:25,666
- Thank you.
- I brought that for you to read.
- 964
- 00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:26,870
- Oh, cool.
- 965
- 00:58:29,204 --> 00:58:32,171
- So, um, where we going?
- 966
- 00:58:32,173 --> 00:58:33,941
- We can't go inside?
- 967
- 00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:35,141
- Oh, no.
- 968
- 00:58:35,143 --> 00:58:37,177
- I mean, do you know
- who I live with?
- 969
- 00:58:37,179 --> 00:58:39,782
- If anyone were
- to find out about us...
- 970
- 00:58:41,115 --> 00:58:42,751
- We're an us?
- 971
- 00:58:44,186 --> 00:58:45,985
- Shut up.
- 972
- 00:58:45,987 --> 00:58:49,021
- Um, let's see.
- 973
- 00:58:49,023 --> 00:58:51,325
- Oh, I have an idea.
- 974
- 00:59:45,813 --> 00:59:47,380
- Get up.
- 975
- 00:59:47,382 --> 00:59:50,249
- Are you okay?
- 976
- 00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:51,784
- Um, yeah.
- 977
- 00:59:51,786 --> 00:59:54,253
- This kinda hurts my knees.
- 978
- 00:59:54,255 --> 00:59:56,956
- Can we, um...
- Can we move to the grass?
- 979
- 00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:58,360
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 980
- 01:00:17,179 --> 01:00:19,916
- Sorry, they're kinda tight.
- 981
- 01:00:21,315 --> 01:00:23,016
- Here.
- 982
- 01:00:23,018 --> 01:00:24,653
- Sorry.
- 983
- 01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:36,162
- Do you think we could...
- Do you...
- 984
- 01:00:36,164 --> 01:00:37,697
- I just think
- it would help if you...
- 985
- 01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:39,999
- - Oh, yeah, okay.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 986
- 01:00:40,001 --> 01:00:41,137
- Okay, yeah.
- 987
- 01:01:04,893 --> 01:01:06,992
- Okay.
- 988
- 01:01:06,994 --> 01:01:08,729
- Oh, okay, yeah.
- 989
- 01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:11,231
- Do wanna put...
- 990
- 01:01:11,233 --> 01:01:13,266
- Do you want something
- to put on your...
- 991
- 01:01:13,268 --> 01:01:15,034
- - Oh, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 992
- 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,179
- - Okay, okay.
- - Okay.
- 993
- 01:02:06,822 --> 01:02:08,889
- - Oh, my gosh!
- - What are you doing down there?
- 994
- 01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:10,492
- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God!
- 995
- 01:02:30,945 --> 01:02:32,845
- Well, at least now
- I understand why you wanted
- 996
- 01:02:32,847 --> 01:02:34,217
- to start going to church.
- 997
- 01:02:47,295 --> 01:02:49,896
- I should tell the priest,
- the real priest,
- 998
- 01:02:49,898 --> 01:02:52,599
- what is happening.
- 999
- 01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:54,036
- What?
- 1000
- 01:02:55,403 --> 01:02:57,037
- What? Mom, stop!
- 1001
- 01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:59,139
- Mom, no!
- You're gonna ruin his life.
- 1002
- 01:02:59,141 --> 01:03:00,373
- What are you doing?
- 1003
- 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:02,242
- Jamie, he needs to know
- what happened.
- 1004
- 01:03:02,244 --> 01:03:04,043
- You think you're the only one
- that this is happening to?
- 1005
- 01:03:04,045 --> 01:03:05,378
- - You're going to ruin his life!
- - What's going on?
- 1006
- 01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:07,079
- Why are you doing this to me?
- 1007
- 01:03:07,081 --> 01:03:08,315
- Please stop!
- 1008
- 01:03:08,317 --> 01:03:11,217
- No, seriously,
- why are you doing this?
- 1009
- 01:03:11,219 --> 01:03:13,420
- Why?
- 1010
- 01:03:14,556 --> 01:03:16,590
- Stop.
- 1011
- 01:03:16,592 --> 01:03:18,360
- Stop, please!
- 1012
- 01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:27,126
- I waited all day
- for them to punish me.
- 1013
- 01:04:29,931 --> 01:04:34,236
- We commandeered
- our own islands of couches...
- 1014
- 01:04:36,003 --> 01:04:38,137
- and lawn chairs...
- 1015
- 01:04:40,242 --> 01:04:42,608
- and beds.
- 1016
- 01:04:47,615 --> 01:04:52,052
- I was a ghost
- living in my own house,
- 1017
- 01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:54,590
- and I'd had enough.
- 1018
- 01:05:11,239 --> 01:05:12,604
- I don't think
- we have a choice in it.
- 1019
- 01:05:12,606 --> 01:05:14,606
- If you wanna do it,
- we'll do it.
- 1020
- 01:05:14,608 --> 01:05:15,610
- Hey!
- 1021
- 01:05:17,746 --> 01:05:19,412
- Where you going?
- 1022
- 01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:21,213
- Out.
- 1023
- 01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:23,349
- No, you're not.
- You're grounded.
- 1024
- 01:05:23,351 --> 01:05:24,319
- Come here.
- 1025
- 01:05:25,721 --> 01:05:27,320
- This stops now, okay?
- 1026
- 01:05:27,322 --> 01:05:29,356
- We gotta talk about
- our punishment.
- 1027
- 01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:30,724
- Well, first of all,
- you're gonna pay
- 1028
- 01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:32,525
- for getting the car impounded.
- 1029
- 01:05:32,527 --> 01:05:34,327
- - Mm-hmm.
- - That's it?
- 1030
- 01:05:34,329 --> 01:05:35,695
- - Great.
- - No, don't do that, okay?
- 1031
- 01:05:35,697 --> 01:05:38,264
- And we're not done.
- 1032
- 01:05:38,266 --> 01:05:40,766
- Does it look like I care
- if you're done?
- 1033
- 01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:42,434
- - What?
- - What?
- 1034
- 01:05:42,436 --> 01:05:44,704
- Come on, look at yourselves.
- 1035
- 01:05:44,706 --> 01:05:47,574
- Ever since Grandma died,
- you guys have been...
- 1036
- 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:49,508
- You've lost it.
- Lost your minds.
- 1037
- 01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:51,244
- You don't talk to us like that,
- first of all.
- 1038
- 01:05:51,246 --> 01:05:54,014
- People die, okay?
- 1039
- 01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:55,682
- It's okay to move on.
- 1040
- 01:05:55,684 --> 01:05:57,684
- Honestly, I don't feel
- like being punished
- 1041
- 01:05:57,686 --> 01:06:00,619
- because of whatever it is
- that you guys are going through.
- 1042
- 01:06:00,621 --> 01:06:02,621
- Yeah, Herman gets it.
- 1043
- 01:06:02,623 --> 01:06:04,324
- You are now out of line.
- 1044
- 01:06:04,326 --> 01:06:05,561
- I had sex!
- 1045
- 01:06:06,695 --> 01:06:08,695
- Everyone has sex!
- 1046
- 01:06:08,697 --> 01:06:10,530
- - Okay.
- - Everyone!
- 1047
- 01:06:10,532 --> 01:06:13,400
- And at least it was
- with someone that I love.
- 1048
- 01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:15,568
- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- - What? I do!
- 1049
- 01:06:15,570 --> 01:06:17,503
- You don't even know him, Jamie!
- 1050
- 01:06:17,505 --> 01:06:20,472
- You are totally out of line
- right now. Calm down.
- 1051
- 01:06:20,474 --> 01:06:22,608
- Don't tell me to calm down
- right now.
- 1052
- 01:06:22,610 --> 01:06:24,644
- Fine. When you decide to be
- a part of this family again,
- 1053
- 01:06:24,646 --> 01:06:26,780
- let me know, okay?
- 1054
- 01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:29,050
- Well, when wanna stop being
- a shitty dad, let me know.
- 1055
- 01:06:52,574 --> 01:06:55,208
- What are you doing here?
- 1056
- 01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:57,079
- I just...
- I wanted to see you.
- 1057
- 01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:01,514
- I mean, I just thought
- maybe we could,
- 1058
- 01:07:01,516 --> 01:07:04,483
- you know,
- finish what we started.
- 1059
- 01:07:04,485 --> 01:07:07,387
- Are you kidding me, Jamie?
- 1060
- 01:07:07,389 --> 01:07:09,421
- If anyone finds out
- you're here...
- 1061
- 01:07:09,423 --> 01:07:11,490
- Okay, this whole thing
- was a huge mistake.
- 1062
- 01:07:11,492 --> 01:07:14,396
- I'm sorry, but it was.
- It's getting way out of hand.
- 1063
- 01:07:16,398 --> 01:07:18,267
- So you don't...
- 1064
- 01:07:21,436 --> 01:07:22,471
- What?
- 1065
- 01:07:24,306 --> 01:07:26,338
- You don't love me?
- 1066
- 01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:28,309
- Love you? Wait.
- 1067
- 01:07:29,443 --> 01:07:31,780
- You don't love me.
- 1068
- 01:07:33,315 --> 01:07:35,715
- I thought we were
- just having fun.
- 1069
- 01:07:35,717 --> 01:07:37,717
- Well, we are just having fun.
- 1070
- 01:07:37,719 --> 01:07:39,521
- I just thought that...
- 1071
- 01:07:41,456 --> 01:07:43,555
- What?
- 1072
- 01:07:43,557 --> 01:07:45,391
- You just, you're not
- obsessed with your job.
- 1073
- 01:07:45,393 --> 01:07:48,561
- You just,
- you like the security.
- 1074
- 01:07:48,563 --> 01:07:50,597
- Okay, wow.
- 1075
- 01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:52,898
- Um, there's a lot
- going on right now,
- 1076
- 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:56,401
- and I'm trying to
- wrap my head around it.
- 1077
- 01:07:56,403 --> 01:07:59,838
- You're a really sweet girl,
- 1078
- 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,307
- but this thing that we're doing,
- that we did,
- 1079
- 01:08:02,309 --> 01:08:05,545
- it can't happen again, okay?
- 1080
- 01:08:05,547 --> 01:08:07,249
- So that's it?
- 1081
- 01:08:08,315 --> 01:08:09,851
- I guess so.
- 1082
- 01:08:15,289 --> 01:08:16,492
- Okay.
- 1083
- 01:08:17,826 --> 01:08:20,162
- Just tell me one thing though.
- 1084
- 01:08:21,328 --> 01:08:23,562
- What?
- 1085
- 01:08:23,564 --> 01:08:27,866
- Was I always just gonna be
- the last girl you slept with?
- 1086
- 01:08:27,868 --> 01:08:32,272
- You just wanted to fuck someone
- before you couldn't anymore?
- 1087
- 01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:33,505
- - Tell me.
- - I don't know.
- 1088
- 01:08:33,507 --> 01:08:34,741
- I wasn't really
- thinking about it
- 1089
- 01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:35,808
- in those terms, okay?
- 1090
- 01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:38,277
- I guess it happened that way.
- 1091
- 01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,782
- But I never meant
- for anyone to get hurt.
- 1092
- 01:08:42,617 --> 01:08:45,617
- Now listen, tomorrow
- when you go to the funeral
- 1093
- 01:08:45,619 --> 01:08:47,387
- and stand with your parents,
- 1094
- 01:08:47,389 --> 01:08:50,690
- you have to pretend
- that I don't exist.
- 1095
- 01:08:50,692 --> 01:08:54,527
- Just shake everyone's hands and
- focus on your family, all right?
- 1096
- 01:08:54,529 --> 01:08:56,862
- Okay, it'll be easy.
- 1097
- 01:08:56,864 --> 01:08:58,333
- Okay?
- 1098
- 01:09:00,435 --> 01:09:02,968
- I'm really sorry, you know,
- for what it's worth.
- 1099
- 01:09:02,970 --> 01:09:04,772
- I really did enjoy
- spending time with you.
- 1100
- 01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:35,637
- Whew.
- 1101
- 01:09:44,712 --> 01:09:45,978
- Ugh!
- 1102
- 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,555
- ♪ Move around
- Do your thing like this ♪
- 1103
- 01:09:56,557 --> 01:09:57,656
- What the fuck?
- 1104
- 01:09:57,658 --> 01:09:58,691
- - Look at this bitch.
- - Whoa.
- 1105
- 01:09:58,693 --> 01:09:59,826
- What's her problem?
- 1106
- 01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:01,460
- Relax, it's a party.
- 1107
- 01:10:01,462 --> 01:10:03,795
- That was aggressive.
- 1108
- 01:10:03,797 --> 01:10:05,798
- ♪ I love it when you shake it
- When you move that thing ♪
- 1109
- 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,601
- ♪ Little mama, she got game ♪
- 1110
- 01:10:08,603 --> 01:10:11,271
- ♪ She wanna pop this
- Pull out my whip ♪
- 1111
- 01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:13,809
- Jamie, you're here.
- 1112
- 01:10:15,609 --> 01:10:18,544
- ♪ We about to get wild
- before the party ♪
- 1113
- 01:10:18,546 --> 01:10:19,949
- Let's go upstairs.
- 1114
- 01:10:21,815 --> 01:10:24,450
- Whoa, what,
- what are you doing?
- 1115
- 01:10:24,452 --> 01:10:25,721
- What?
- 1116
- 01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:28,655
- You seem different.
- 1117
- 01:10:28,657 --> 01:10:31,590
- Come on, I'm giving you
- what you want.
- 1118
- 01:10:31,592 --> 01:10:33,992
- What I want? Wow, okay.
- 1119
- 01:10:33,994 --> 01:10:36,495
- Jamie, you made it!
- 1120
- 01:10:39,367 --> 01:10:40,599
- This is Buck.
- 1121
- 01:10:40,601 --> 01:10:43,669
- He, like, plays lacrosse
- at Saint Ags.
- 1122
- 01:10:43,671 --> 01:10:45,705
- - Emily, this isn't a good time.
- - Shh!
- 1123
- 01:10:45,707 --> 01:10:48,441
- Babe, this is the girl
- that I was telling you about.
- 1124
- 01:10:48,443 --> 01:10:51,611
- She was hanging out with one
- of your teammates the other day.
- 1125
- 01:10:51,613 --> 01:10:53,812
- Oh, yeah?
- Who was the lucky guy?
- 1126
- 01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:55,447
- Was it Felter?
- 1127
- 01:10:55,449 --> 01:10:58,084
- Um, yeah, sure.
- 1128
- 01:10:58,086 --> 01:10:59,986
- Hey, Felter!
- 1129
- 01:10:59,988 --> 01:11:01,787
- - This your girl?
- - What is he doing?
- 1130
- 01:11:01,789 --> 01:11:03,923
- I really don't
- wanna hear this.
- 1131
- 01:11:03,925 --> 01:11:07,029
- - Do you know her?
- - No.
- 1132
- 01:11:09,831 --> 01:11:11,798
- Jesus Christ, fine!
- 1133
- 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:15,668
- I lied. Big fucking whoop!
- Come on!
- 1134
- 01:11:15,670 --> 01:11:19,037
- Emily, why do you care so much
- about who I hook up with?
- 1135
- 01:11:19,039 --> 01:11:21,840
- I mean, you blow enough lacrosse
- players for the both of us.
- 1136
- 01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:23,476
- What?
- 1137
- 01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:24,910
- God, you're like
- a human tornado,
- 1138
- 01:11:24,912 --> 01:11:27,548
- just sucking up everything
- within a 50-foot radius.
- 1139
- 01:11:30,351 --> 01:11:32,085
- You know, just because
- your grandma died,
- 1140
- 01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:35,655
- it doesn't give you permission
- to act like a total bitch.
- 1141
- 01:11:35,657 --> 01:11:39,358
- I think you should leave.
- 1142
- 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,093
- You know what, March?
- 1143
- 01:11:41,095 --> 01:11:42,728
- You may be able to make friends
- 1144
- 01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:44,796
- just by buying beer
- for them right now,
- 1145
- 01:11:44,798 --> 01:11:47,633
- but soon enough, you're gonna
- have to make friends
- 1146
- 01:11:47,635 --> 01:11:49,102
- based on your personality,
- 1147
- 01:11:49,104 --> 01:11:51,774
- and no one even knows
- what that is.
- 1148
- 01:11:54,442 --> 01:11:56,078
- Get the fuck out.
- 1149
- 01:11:57,878 --> 01:12:03,081
- Get... the... fuck... out.
- 1150
- 01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:05,951
- Fine.
- 1151
- 01:12:05,953 --> 01:12:07,889
- Your parties
- are getting old anyway.
- 1152
- 01:12:10,425 --> 01:12:12,959
- ♪ Move around
- Do your thing like this ♪
- 1153
- 01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:14,994
- Oh, my God.
- 1154
- 01:12:14,996 --> 01:12:16,495
- Guess you lose your Xbox.
- 1155
- 01:12:16,497 --> 01:12:18,599
- - Is she crazy?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1156
- 01:12:38,185 --> 01:12:41,486
- I woke up,
- and for a few seconds,
- 1157
- 01:12:41,488 --> 01:12:44,156
- I had forgotten
- all of the reasons
- 1158
- 01:12:44,158 --> 01:12:47,660
- why I was so miserable.
- 1159
- 01:12:47,662 --> 01:12:52,165
- And no matter how hard I tried
- to hold on to that feeling,
- 1160
- 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:55,500
- those few seconds,
- 1161
- 01:12:55,502 --> 01:12:57,672
- the sun forced them away.
- 1162
- 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:06,144
- It's Dylan.
- Can I come in?
- 1163
- 01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:07,750
- Yeah, of course.
- 1164
- 01:13:10,484 --> 01:13:11,519
- Hey.
- 1165
- 01:13:16,824 --> 01:13:19,892
- My mom wanted to carpool
- to the funeral.
- 1166
- 01:13:19,894 --> 01:13:21,593
- Oh.
- 1167
- 01:13:21,595 --> 01:13:23,728
- What's on today?
- 1168
- 01:13:23,730 --> 01:13:26,699
- Electric Light Orchestra.
- 1169
- 01:13:26,701 --> 01:13:27,735
- Yep.
- 1170
- 01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:38,076
- She's mad at me
- for trying to run away,
- 1171
- 01:13:38,078 --> 01:13:39,644
- but she doesn't understand
- 1172
- 01:13:39,646 --> 01:13:43,616
- that I was only doing
- what Dotty asked me to.
- 1173
- 01:13:43,618 --> 01:13:47,119
- What did Dotty
- say to you, Dylan?
- 1174
- 01:13:47,121 --> 01:13:48,888
- That I'm a homosexual,
- 1175
- 01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:51,927
- and she should've sent me away
- when my dad left.
- 1176
- 01:13:53,828 --> 01:13:55,126
- Are you joking?
- 1177
- 01:13:55,128 --> 01:13:57,562
- I'm not one for jokes.
- 1178
- 01:13:57,564 --> 01:14:02,735
- Oh, my... What a bitch!
- I'm so sorry.
- 1179
- 01:14:02,737 --> 01:14:07,205
- You know,
- and I'm fine with it, really.
- 1180
- 01:14:07,207 --> 01:14:08,773
- It's not that I wish I wasn't.
- 1181
- 01:14:08,775 --> 01:14:11,677
- I just, you know...
- 1182
- 01:14:11,679 --> 01:14:14,246
- wish I figured it out later.
- 1183
- 01:14:14,248 --> 01:14:18,651
- No one at school will like me.
- 1184
- 01:14:18,653 --> 01:14:21,056
- Dylan, listen to me.
- 1185
- 01:14:23,591 --> 01:14:28,693
- You are the coolest kid.
- 1186
- 01:14:28,695 --> 01:14:31,531
- I mean, look at you.
- You wear vintage clothes.
- 1187
- 01:14:31,533 --> 01:14:34,267
- You have the best taste
- in music.
- 1188
- 01:14:34,269 --> 01:14:37,639
- And that's just stuff
- that you can't teach, you know?
- 1189
- 01:14:39,073 --> 01:14:40,175
- Come here.
- 1190
- 01:14:42,143 --> 01:14:44,876
- Gay or not, man,
- you still have me.
- 1191
- 01:14:44,878 --> 01:14:47,114
- You're never gonna
- get rid of me.
- 1192
- 01:15:07,234 --> 01:15:08,733
- In the name
- of the Father
- 1193
- 01:15:08,735 --> 01:15:10,736
- and of the Son
- and of the Holy Spirit.
- 1194
- 01:15:10,738 --> 01:15:13,171
- Amen.
- 1195
- 01:15:13,173 --> 01:15:16,776
- - The Lord be with you.
- - And also with you.
- 1196
- 01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:20,146
- Dorothy Winkle's life
- was well-lived.
- 1197
- 01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:24,215
- She served the Lord,
- she served her Catholic faith.
- 1198
- 01:15:24,217 --> 01:15:26,052
- She made sure that her friends...
- 1199
- 01:15:26,054 --> 01:15:28,353
- I can't imagine
- any of us wanted
- 1200
- 01:15:28,355 --> 01:15:29,854
- to mourn Dotty that day.
- 1201
- 01:15:29,856 --> 01:15:32,325
- Enjoy in her eternal life.
- 1202
- 01:15:32,327 --> 01:15:34,693
- We loved Dorothy.
- 1203
- 01:15:34,695 --> 01:15:36,361
- We will miss her.
- 1204
- 01:15:36,363 --> 01:15:40,866
- How can you mourn someone
- you're still mad at?
- 1205
- 01:15:40,868 --> 01:15:44,102
- How can you forgive someone
- who's dead?
- 1206
- 01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:47,173
- Dotty was my best friend.
- 1207
- 01:15:47,175 --> 01:15:49,842
- She always had a big smile
- on her face.
- 1208
- 01:15:49,844 --> 01:15:52,077
- She loved her grandchildren.
- 1209
- 01:15:52,079 --> 01:15:54,813
- She loved to travel.
- 1210
- 01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:58,049
- Dotty gave me candy
- whenever I wanted.
- 1211
- 01:15:58,051 --> 01:15:59,352
- Good at bridge.
- 1212
- 01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:01,019
- Unapologetic.
- 1213
- 01:16:01,021 --> 01:16:02,388
- - Peaceful.
- - Smart.
- 1214
- 01:16:02,390 --> 01:16:05,124
- So old.
- 1215
- 01:16:05,126 --> 01:16:07,159
- To conclude our service
- 1216
- 01:16:07,161 --> 01:16:10,095
- and before we collect ourselves
- outside for the burial,
- 1217
- 01:16:10,097 --> 01:16:13,732
- I want to invite anyone else who
- would like to pay their respects
- 1218
- 01:16:13,734 --> 01:16:15,871
- to speak now.
- 1219
- 01:16:27,015 --> 01:16:28,947
- Um, okay.
- 1220
- 01:16:28,949 --> 01:16:31,083
- I would like to say something.
- 1221
- 01:16:31,085 --> 01:16:32,351
- Jamie, what...
- 1222
- 01:16:32,353 --> 01:16:34,288
- It's fine, Mom.
- I have to do this.
- 1223
- 01:16:53,675 --> 01:16:55,974
- I felt Dotty with me then,
- 1224
- 01:16:55,976 --> 01:16:58,309
- egging me on.
- 1225
- 01:16:58,311 --> 01:17:00,780
- And just like her,
- 1226
- 01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:02,918
- I had nothing left to lose.
- 1227
- 01:17:07,287 --> 01:17:10,055
- Come on.
- 1228
- 01:17:10,057 --> 01:17:11,126
- Say something.
- 1229
- 01:17:13,194 --> 01:17:15,193
- Hi! Um...
- 1230
- 01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:17,162
- Hi.
- 1231
- 01:17:17,164 --> 01:17:20,199
- I'm Jamie Winkle, um...
- 1232
- 01:17:20,201 --> 01:17:21,800
- Dotty's granddaughter.
- 1233
- 01:17:21,802 --> 01:17:25,170
- I, um, I just wanted
- to say a few things.
- 1234
- 01:17:25,172 --> 01:17:27,305
- I'm really sorry.
- I'm nervous.
- 1235
- 01:17:27,307 --> 01:17:30,076
- I'm not very good at this,
- so I'm sorry.
- 1236
- 01:17:30,078 --> 01:17:31,246
- Um...
- 1237
- 01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:37,782
- I never really tried
- to get to know my grandmother.
- 1238
- 01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:40,785
- You know, she was always
- just the old woman
- 1239
- 01:17:40,787 --> 01:17:44,089
- who would write me checks
- on my birthday.
- 1240
- 01:17:47,295 --> 01:17:49,728
- But, um...
- 1241
- 01:17:49,730 --> 01:17:54,767
- But hearing all of you say
- such nice things about her,
- 1242
- 01:17:54,769 --> 01:17:57,369
- it just kinda makes me wonder
- 1243
- 01:17:57,371 --> 01:17:59,373
- if that was
- the same woman I knew.
- 1244
- 01:18:01,109 --> 01:18:02,974
- I think what I've realized
- the hardest part
- 1245
- 01:18:02,976 --> 01:18:04,509
- about this whole thing
- 1246
- 01:18:04,511 --> 01:18:08,481
- is figuring out
- how to forgive someone
- 1247
- 01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:11,049
- that you can't talk to.
- 1248
- 01:18:11,051 --> 01:18:14,285
- To me, Dotty was tough,
- you know?
- 1249
- 01:18:14,287 --> 01:18:15,888
- She wasn't always nice.
- 1250
- 01:18:15,890 --> 01:18:18,824
- I mean, my poor parents.
- They just...
- 1251
- 01:18:18,826 --> 01:18:21,994
- My dad just found out
- that this guy, Herman,
- 1252
- 01:18:21,996 --> 01:18:24,530
- is his real father.
- 1253
- 01:18:24,532 --> 01:18:28,067
- And then Dotty told my mom
- that she never liked her
- 1254
- 01:18:28,069 --> 01:18:30,302
- because she's Jewish.
- 1255
- 01:18:30,304 --> 01:18:34,810
- I mean, God, it's 2003,
- for Christ's sake.
- 1256
- 01:18:37,177 --> 01:18:43,148
- This is what happens when people
- don't talk to each other.
- 1257
- 01:18:43,150 --> 01:18:48,219
- This is why family shouldn't
- keep secrets from one another.
- 1258
- 01:18:48,221 --> 01:18:52,958
- To clear her conscience,
- Dotty chose to burden us
- 1259
- 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,294
- with just a bunch
- of fucked-up shit.
- 1260
- 01:18:55,296 --> 01:18:58,397
- - Thank you, Jamie.
- - I'm not finished, Father.
- 1261
- 01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:02,069
- Um...
- 1262
- 01:19:04,137 --> 01:19:05,905
- Before Dotty died,
- 1263
- 01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:10,241
- she told me that she had me
- baptized when I was a baby
- 1264
- 01:19:10,243 --> 01:19:13,077
- without my parents knowing.
- 1265
- 01:19:13,079 --> 01:19:17,415
- With you, actually.
- Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
- 1266
- 01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:21,019
- Man, she must have really
- wanted me to go to heaven.
- 1267
- 01:19:21,021 --> 01:19:22,388
- But you know what
- the funniest thing is?
- 1268
- 01:19:22,390 --> 01:19:25,290
- After she told me
- this whole baptism thing
- 1269
- 01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:27,293
- and convinced me that religion
- 1270
- 01:19:27,295 --> 01:19:32,231
- really needed to play
- a much larger role in my life,
- 1271
- 01:19:32,233 --> 01:19:35,067
- she told me a secret.
- 1272
- 01:19:35,069 --> 01:19:37,539
- The secret of life.
- 1273
- 01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:42,942
- - Jamie...
- - Shh, not now.
- 1274
- 01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:45,311
- Oh, by the way,
- this is Luke, everyone.
- 1275
- 01:19:45,313 --> 01:19:48,379
- He officially becomes
- a priest tomorrow!
- 1276
- 01:19:48,381 --> 01:19:52,483
- Can we please give him
- a round of applause?
- 1277
- 01:19:52,485 --> 01:19:54,186
- Whoo! Okay, anyway.
- 1278
- 01:19:54,188 --> 01:19:56,021
- So I was sitting
- with Dotty, right?
- 1279
- 01:19:56,023 --> 01:19:58,557
- She just told me
- about the baptism thing.
- 1280
- 01:19:58,559 --> 01:20:02,160
- These words actually
- come out of her mouth:
- 1281
- 01:20:02,162 --> 01:20:07,333
- "Jamie, there is one thing
- in this world you need to know,
- 1282
- 01:20:07,335 --> 01:20:11,536
- but no one will have
- the guts to tell you,
- 1283
- 01:20:11,538 --> 01:20:15,042
- something I wish
- I had been prepared for."
- 1284
- 01:20:20,213 --> 01:20:23,415
- "Learn how to give
- a proper blow job."
- 1285
- 01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:24,983
- What?
- 1286
- 01:20:24,985 --> 01:20:28,353
- Yup. So this woman
- is on her deathbed,
- 1287
- 01:20:28,355 --> 01:20:30,388
- and she decides
- that her last words to me
- 1288
- 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:34,460
- are telling me that I need to
- learn how to give head, okay?
- 1289
- 01:20:34,462 --> 01:20:38,930
- So I chock this up to her
- being old and demented.
- 1290
- 01:20:38,932 --> 01:20:43,568
- But then I met this guy.
- 1291
- 01:20:43,570 --> 01:20:46,304
- It was Luke, actually.
- 1292
- 01:20:46,306 --> 01:20:50,241
- And he made me feel safe
- and good about myself
- 1293
- 01:20:50,243 --> 01:20:53,445
- when I came to the church
- looking for answers.
- 1294
- 01:20:53,447 --> 01:20:55,046
- Okay, Jamie, that's enough.
- 1295
- 01:20:55,048 --> 01:20:57,916
- So good, in fact, that he...
- 1296
- 01:20:57,918 --> 01:21:02,287
- he helped my sweet,
- sweet grandma
- 1297
- 01:21:02,289 --> 01:21:04,423
- get her dying wish.
- 1298
- 01:21:07,261 --> 01:21:08,960
- Luke!
- 1299
- 01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:11,129
- She doesn't know
- what she's talking about.
- 1300
- 01:21:11,131 --> 01:21:13,132
- Luke, you were the one
- who told me how easy it was
- 1301
- 01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:16,000
- to get a crowd's attention.
- 1302
- 01:21:16,002 --> 01:21:18,070
- Looks like I have it.
- 1303
- 01:21:18,072 --> 01:21:19,370
- Okay, please, now, Jamie...
- 1304
- 01:21:21,641 --> 01:21:24,710
- Fuck! I'm so sorry!
- Oh, my God!
- 1305
- 01:21:24,712 --> 01:21:27,211
- Oh, my God.
- 1306
- 01:21:27,213 --> 01:21:29,281
- Still wanna run away?
- 1307
- 01:21:29,283 --> 01:21:31,286
- Jamie! Jamie!
- 1308
- 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:33,655
- Jamie!
- 1309
- 01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:36,554
- Jamie!
- 1310
- 01:21:36,556 --> 01:21:37,956
- Can I drive?
- 1311
- 01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:40,125
- Hell no! Come on!
- 1312
- 01:21:40,127 --> 01:21:41,326
- Jamie!
- 1313
- 01:21:41,328 --> 01:21:43,530
- Oh, my God,
- where are you going?
- 1314
- 01:21:45,231 --> 01:21:47,598
- Jamie! Jamie!
- 1315
- 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:50,438
- Jamie! Oh, my God!
- 1316
- 01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:54,909
- Jamie!
- 1317
- 01:21:57,144 --> 01:21:59,648
- Jamie, stop!
- 1318
- 01:22:02,115 --> 01:22:04,282
- Shit.
- 1319
- 01:22:04,284 --> 01:22:06,151
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- No, no, no no!
- 1320
- 01:22:06,153 --> 01:22:08,155
- No! Damn it.
- 1321
- 01:22:11,225 --> 01:22:13,558
- Oh, my God!
- Are you okay?
- 1322
- 01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:15,162
- Shit! Shit.
- 1323
- 01:22:18,698 --> 01:22:19,967
- Oh, my God.
- 1324
- 01:22:22,603 --> 01:22:23,570
- Oh!
- 1325
- 01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:28,206
- All right! Whoo!
- 1326
- 01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,340
- Whoo!
- 1327
- 01:22:29,342 --> 01:22:31,512
- That was fun.
- 1328
- 01:23:00,341 --> 01:23:02,273
- Can we get some help?
- 1329
- 01:23:02,275 --> 01:23:05,576
- Hey, hey, Dylan, Dylan,
- are you okay?
- 1330
- 01:23:05,578 --> 01:23:07,178
- I think...
- 1331
- 01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:09,615
- - I think I'm fine.
- - Can we get some help?
- 1332
- 01:23:09,617 --> 01:23:12,151
- Jamie, are you okay?
- Jamie!
- 1333
- 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:14,385
- Fuck! Ow! Fuck.
- 1334
- 01:23:14,387 --> 01:23:16,621
- My arm.
- 1335
- 01:23:16,623 --> 01:23:18,057
- Mom?
- 1336
- 01:23:18,059 --> 01:23:19,223
- Dylan, are you okay?
- 1337
- 01:23:19,225 --> 01:23:22,260
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God, on the grave.
- 1338
- 01:23:22,262 --> 01:23:23,631
- Just... Okay.
- 1339
- 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:26,397
- Whoa.
- 1340
- 01:23:26,399 --> 01:23:30,335
- I can get out,
- if you just grab my arm.
- 1341
- 01:23:30,337 --> 01:23:32,170
- I can't. I can't.
- 1342
- 01:23:32,172 --> 01:23:33,474
- Yes, you can!
- 1343
- 01:23:40,547 --> 01:23:42,580
- Okay.
- 1344
- 01:23:42,582 --> 01:23:44,516
- Okay.
- 1345
- 01:23:44,518 --> 01:23:45,453
- Okay.
- 1346
- 01:23:47,387 --> 01:23:48,821
- Okay, let's go.
- 1347
- 01:23:52,326 --> 01:23:54,793
- Oh, my God! Oh, God!
- 1348
- 01:23:54,795 --> 01:23:56,663
- Okay, just get...
- 1349
- 01:24:01,368 --> 01:24:05,370
- Guys, can someone try
- to help me out of here?
- 1350
- 01:24:05,372 --> 01:24:08,206
- My arm is fuckin' broken.
- Guys!
- 1351
- 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:10,642
- Can someone...
- 1352
- 01:24:10,644 --> 01:24:11,742
- Oh, my God.
- Come on, honey.
- 1353
- 01:24:11,744 --> 01:24:13,245
- My arm!
- 1354
- 01:24:13,247 --> 01:24:14,745
- - Careful, her arm.
- - Okay, I got it.
- 1355
- 01:24:14,747 --> 01:24:17,849
- - Okay, here we go.
- - Don't touch my arm.
- 1356
- 01:24:17,851 --> 01:24:18,884
- - Pull.
- - Okay.
- 1357
- 01:24:18,886 --> 01:24:20,686
- - Oh, shit.
- - Oh, God.
- 1358
- 01:24:20,688 --> 01:24:23,421
- - Ow!
- - All right, back up.
- 1359
- 01:24:23,423 --> 01:24:25,223
- Don't touch my fuckin' arm!
- Don't touch my fuckin' arm.
- 1360
- 01:24:25,225 --> 01:24:27,291
- Okay, baby. It's fine.
- 1361
- 01:24:27,293 --> 01:24:29,695
- Oh, my God!
- What were you doing?
- 1362
- 01:24:29,697 --> 01:24:31,229
- I don't know, man.
- 1363
- 01:24:36,136 --> 01:24:37,468
- All right.
- 1364
- 01:24:37,470 --> 01:24:39,737
- You guys gotta be more careful.
- 1365
- 01:24:39,739 --> 01:24:41,339
- I gotta hand it to you.
- 1366
- 01:24:41,341 --> 01:24:43,909
- Threw a pretty flawless funeral.
- 1367
- 01:24:43,911 --> 01:24:45,710
- I mean, I think it went off
- without a hitch, really,
- 1368
- 01:24:45,712 --> 01:24:47,245
- wouldn't you say?
- 1369
- 01:24:47,247 --> 01:24:49,548
- This is why I just
- totally abandoned you
- 1370
- 01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:52,317
- and let you plan it
- all by yourself.
- 1371
- 01:24:52,319 --> 01:24:53,619
- - Too soon?
- - Really?
- 1372
- 01:24:53,621 --> 01:24:55,620
- Yeah, a little too soon.
- 1373
- 01:24:55,622 --> 01:24:57,755
- I, uh...
- 1374
- 01:24:57,757 --> 01:24:59,458
- - About this week...
- - Uh-huh.
- 1375
- 01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:01,692
- - I am...
- - Sorry?
- 1376
- 01:25:01,694 --> 01:25:04,228
- - I know, I know.
- - Very.
- 1377
- 01:25:04,230 --> 01:25:05,731
- Oh, my God.
- 1378
- 01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:09,367
- And what color
- would you like your cast to be?
- 1379
- 01:25:09,369 --> 01:25:11,305
- - Purple.
- - Okay.
- 1380
- 01:25:15,242 --> 01:25:18,177
- - Where's Herman?
- - Shit.
- 1381
- 01:25:18,179 --> 01:25:20,379
- You forgot him?
- 1382
- 01:25:20,381 --> 01:25:22,414
- Well, there's a couple things
- going on here.
- 1383
- 01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:24,549
- - Oh, my God!
- - I will go get Herman.
- 1384
- 01:25:24,551 --> 01:25:25,851
- Ah, no, you've done enough.
- 1385
- 01:25:25,853 --> 01:25:27,518
- No. You guys have to go
- to the reception.
- 1386
- 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:28,786
- Honestly, I don't mind.
- 1387
- 01:25:28,788 --> 01:25:30,522
- I will make sure
- that he's got his...
- 1388
- 01:25:30,524 --> 01:25:32,624
- all his hoods
- and all his robes.
- 1389
- 01:25:32,626 --> 01:25:35,227
- Don't forget his lighter fluid.
- He needs that for the crosses.
- 1390
- 01:25:35,229 --> 01:25:37,499
- Well, if they can all
- fit in the car.
- 1391
- 01:25:56,951 --> 01:25:58,453
- Appreciate it.
- 1392
- 01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:05,590
- Hey.
- 1393
- 01:26:05,592 --> 01:26:07,561
- Hey.
- 1394
- 01:26:09,697 --> 01:26:11,699
- You're not a shitty dad.
- 1395
- 01:26:13,399 --> 01:26:15,567
- I'm not?
- I don't know.
- 1396
- 01:26:15,569 --> 01:26:17,768
- I mean, my daughter just told
- all of her friends and family
- 1397
- 01:26:17,770 --> 01:26:19,838
- she had oral sex with a priest,
- 1398
- 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:23,008
- so I think, I think
- I'm pretty high up there.
- 1399
- 01:26:23,010 --> 01:26:26,311
- Well, he's not a priest yet.
- 1400
- 01:26:26,313 --> 01:26:29,717
- Oh, okay, well, then, you know,
- then that... Okay, good.
- 1401
- 01:26:32,453 --> 01:26:33,488
- Come here.
- 1402
- 01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:38,793
- What a week.
- 1403
- 01:26:42,296 --> 01:26:44,295
- There is nothing
- that you can say
- 1404
- 01:26:44,297 --> 01:26:46,333
- that would make me
- love you less.
- 1405
- 01:26:51,604 --> 01:26:53,972
- Hey, so, um...
- 1406
- 01:26:53,974 --> 01:26:55,973
- how long is Herman staying?
- 1407
- 01:26:55,975 --> 01:26:58,710
- Ooh, yeah, I've been meaning
- to talk to you about that.
- 1408
- 01:26:58,712 --> 01:27:00,379
- Oh, yeah?
- 1409
- 01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:02,347
- What do you think about
- a roommate situation?
- 1410
- 01:27:02,349 --> 01:27:04,750
- You and him,
- side-by-side bunk beds, right?
- 1411
- 01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:05,787
- Oh.
- 1412
- 01:27:14,795 --> 01:27:16,727
- Can I come in?
- 1413
- 01:27:16,729 --> 01:27:18,863
- Well, you're already in.
- 1414
- 01:27:18,865 --> 01:27:19,897
- Fair.
- 1415
- 01:27:19,899 --> 01:27:21,935
- This was in the car.
- 1416
- 01:27:24,570 --> 01:27:27,004
- I should've known
- never to trust a guy
- 1417
- 01:27:27,006 --> 01:27:29,074
- who doesn't like Harry Potter.
- 1418
- 01:27:29,076 --> 01:27:32,343
- I think that's
- a very good litmus test.
- 1419
- 01:27:32,345 --> 01:27:34,713
- This also came for you.
- It's from Luke.
- 1420
- 01:27:34,715 --> 01:27:36,013
- I read it.
- 1421
- 01:27:36,015 --> 01:27:37,616
- You what?
- 1422
- 01:27:37,618 --> 01:27:40,652
- Relax. He told me I could.
- He dropped it off.
- 1423
- 01:27:40,654 --> 01:27:44,055
- And it took every ounce
- of strength in my body
- 1424
- 01:27:44,057 --> 01:27:46,491
- not to beat the shit
- out of him.
- 1425
- 01:27:46,493 --> 01:27:47,692
- But then I remembered,
- 1426
- 01:27:47,694 --> 01:27:51,396
- "Oh, yeah,
- you already did that."
- 1427
- 01:27:51,398 --> 01:27:53,397
- What did it say?
- 1428
- 01:27:53,399 --> 01:27:56,634
- Don't you wanna read it?
- 1429
- 01:27:56,636 --> 01:28:00,339
- I don't know. I just think
- it might be better if I...
- 1430
- 01:28:00,341 --> 01:28:02,840
- let it go.
- 1431
- 01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:06,046
- He's leaving.
- That's all you need to know.
- 1432
- 01:28:10,117 --> 01:28:12,487
- You know what? Good.
- 1433
- 01:28:14,621 --> 01:28:17,888
- Mom, do you think Grandma
- did this to us on purpose?
- 1434
- 01:28:17,890 --> 01:28:20,392
- Ugh.
- 1435
- 01:28:20,394 --> 01:28:22,960
- Honestly, I would love to think
- that that's true
- 1436
- 01:28:22,962 --> 01:28:27,465
- because it makes it easier
- for me to hate her.
- 1437
- 01:28:27,467 --> 01:28:30,936
- But no, she just was
- really trying to feel
- 1438
- 01:28:30,938 --> 01:28:33,772
- like she had some control.
- 1439
- 01:28:33,774 --> 01:28:36,844
- Yeah, sometimes I feel
- like I might be that way.
- 1440
- 01:28:38,578 --> 01:28:40,411
- You know what?
- 1441
- 01:28:40,413 --> 01:28:44,116
- Sometimes I feel
- the same exact way.
- 1442
- 01:28:44,118 --> 01:28:47,919
- I think everybody must.
- 1443
- 01:28:47,921 --> 01:28:50,921
- This week was crazy.
- 1444
- 01:28:50,923 --> 01:28:52,391
- Mmm.
- 1445
- 01:28:52,393 --> 01:28:54,025
- We've been sad and messed up,
- 1446
- 01:28:54,027 --> 01:28:56,727
- but I think
- at the end of the day,
- 1447
- 01:28:56,729 --> 01:28:58,996
- we're gonna realize that
- all the mistakes that we made
- 1448
- 01:28:58,998 --> 01:29:02,069
- turned out to be
- very good mistakes for us.
- 1449
- 01:29:05,605 --> 01:29:07,571
- Open, closed?
- 1450
- 01:29:07,573 --> 01:29:08,643
- Surprise me.
- 1451
- 01:29:17,717 --> 01:29:21,152
- People think you can
- fix anything with a letter.
- 1452
- 01:29:21,154 --> 01:29:24,488
- Like, if you manage
- to write it down,
- 1453
- 01:29:24,490 --> 01:29:27,192
- it's more meaningful
- than actual words.
- 1454
- 01:29:27,194 --> 01:29:29,063
- There's a permanence to it.
- 1455
- 01:29:35,802 --> 01:29:37,738
- I guess it's worth a shot.
- 1456
- 01:29:44,478 --> 01:29:46,044
- Isn't it funny
- 1457
- 01:29:46,046 --> 01:29:48,548
- how you can never
- remember much about summer?
- 1458
- 01:29:53,453 --> 01:29:57,022
- I mean, we remember
- that it happened.
- 1459
- 01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:58,557
- That's my jam.
- 1460
- 01:29:58,559 --> 01:30:00,157
- Like, when your hands
- get sticky
- 1461
- 01:30:00,159 --> 01:30:02,727
- from ice cream
- melting off the cone.
- 1462
- 01:30:02,729 --> 01:30:04,830
- I think I got something!
- 1463
- 01:30:04,832 --> 01:30:05,964
- Swimming with friends.
- 1464
- 01:30:05,966 --> 01:30:07,001
- Nah, I think it's just brush.
- 1465
- 01:30:10,002 --> 01:30:12,236
- Sleeping till 2:00.
- 1466
- 01:30:12,238 --> 01:30:13,737
- Slow down, slow down,
- slow down.
- 1467
- 01:30:13,739 --> 01:30:15,574
- Borrowing the car.
- 1468
- 01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:17,476
- I'm going like
- six miles per hour.
- 1469
- 01:30:17,478 --> 01:30:19,811
- Or that feeling you get
- 1470
- 01:30:19,813 --> 01:30:22,981
- when you walk back in
- on the first day of school.
- 1471
- 01:30:31,824 --> 01:30:33,258
- This summer,
- 1472
- 01:30:33,260 --> 01:30:36,160
- I totally, completely,
- 1473
- 01:30:36,162 --> 01:30:39,731
- and utterly fucked up.
- 1474
- 01:30:39,733 --> 01:30:41,168
- Hey, crazy.
- 1475
- 01:30:44,171 --> 01:30:46,106
- How was your summer?
- 1476
- 01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:50,778
- And that's okay.
- 1477
- 01:31:02,724 --> 01:31:05,723
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 1478
- 01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:23,174
- ♪ Meet me by the water ♪
- 1479
- 01:31:23,176 --> 01:31:27,611
- ♪ Underneath the big beehive ♪
- 1480
- 01:31:27,613 --> 01:31:30,248
- ♪ Bring your record player ♪
- 1481
- 01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:34,785
- ♪ And your Raincoats 45s ♪
- 1482
- 01:31:34,787 --> 01:31:37,923
- ♪ We can dance together ♪
- 1483
- 01:31:37,925 --> 01:31:42,227
- ♪ As the river rushes by ♪
- 1484
- 01:31:42,229 --> 01:31:44,896
- ♪ To wash away the cities ♪
- 1485
- 01:31:44,898 --> 01:31:49,567
- ♪ That somebody else designed ♪
- 1486
- 01:31:49,569 --> 01:31:54,908
- ♪ Dance with me ♪
- 1487
- 01:31:56,275 --> 01:32:02,182
- ♪ Beneath the circuitry ♪
- 1488
- 01:32:03,917 --> 01:32:06,918
- ♪ Stay awake until daybreak ♪
- 1489
- 01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:10,955
- ♪ Calls us back to our rooms ♪
- 1490
- 01:32:10,957 --> 01:32:14,628
- ♪ And morning always
- comes too soon ♪
- 1491
- 01:32:36,048 --> 01:32:42,720
- ♪ Dance with me ♪
- 1492
- 01:32:42,722 --> 01:32:48,828
- ♪ Beneath the circuitry ♪
- 1493
- 01:32:50,631 --> 01:32:54,001
- ♪ Meet me by the water ♪
- 1494
- 01:32:57,637 --> 01:33:01,171
- ♪ Bring your ♪
- 1495
- 01:33:01,173 --> 01:33:04,808
- ♪ Bring ♪
- 1496
- 01:33:04,810 --> 01:33:09,983
- ♪ Dance with me ♪
- 1497
- 01:33:19,259 --> 01:33:21,662
- ♪ Stay ♪
- 1498
- 01:33:26,298 --> 01:33:30,237
- ♪ Morning always
- comes too soon ♪
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement