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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
  2.  
  3. You: Hello
  4.  
  5. Stranger: Hi m
  6.  
  7. You: Im female
  8.  
  9. You: I have a question for you, sir.
  10.  
  11. Stranger: Cool
  12.  
  13. Stranger: Age?
  14.  
  15. You: What's your foundation shade?
  16.  
  17. You: 15
  18.  
  19. You: what brands of makeup do you wear?
  20.  
  21. Stranger: ??!
  22.  
  23. Stranger: Nothing;)
  24.  
  25. You: oh well then that's sad
  26.  
  27. Stranger: What? 😂
  28.  
  29. You: ..you don't wear makeup?
  30.  
  31. Stranger: You kidding me?
  32.  
  33. You: Nope
  34.  
  35. You: I'm serious
  36.  
  37. Stranger: I think so
  38.  
  39. You: I like guys in makeup
  40.  
  41. Stranger: Boy and makeup?
  42.  
  43. Stranger: Ok, Good luck to find your right boy 😂
  44.  
  45. You: lol I'll need it
  46.  
  47. Stranger: Which you good luck...I think they are rare or gay;)
  48.  
  49. Stranger: Whish....
  50.  
  51. You: gay guys aren't really that feminine
  52.  
  53. You: a lot of my male friends are gay and they're not all that feminine
  54.  
  55. You: they're mostly nerds
  56.  
  57. You: but I'm a girly girl so I'd want a guy that matches
  58.  
  59. You: or a girl
  60.  
  61. Stranger: I think you need a girl;)
  62.  
  63. You: unsure which would be easier to find though
  64.  
  65. Stranger: That’s easier
  66.  
  67. You: well, I like thin & pretty girls like myself
  68.  
  69. Stranger: Me too ;)
  70.  
  71. You: and while it is easier for me to fall for a girl
  72.  
  73. You: I fall harder for guys
  74.  
  75. Stranger: Possible....
  76.  
  77. Stranger: If you have sexual dreams...with boy or girl?
  78.  
  79. You: I don't really have sexual dreams... I've only ever had a dream where sex was implied
  80.  
  81. You: but I woke up before anything came about
  82.  
  83. Stranger: Oh ok...and during masturbate?
  84.  
  85. You: ...Do you speak korean?
  86.  
  87. Stranger: No
  88.  
  89. Stranger: German
  90.  
  91. You: do you speak chinese?
  92.  
  93. Stranger: You are asian?
  94.  
  95. You: nope
  96.  
  97. Stranger: From?
  98.  
  99. You: USA
  100.  
  101. Stranger: Why asking for Asian languages?
  102.  
  103. You: I'm learning those
  104.  
  105. Stranger: That’s cool. Respect- not easy
  106.  
  107. You: they're easy for me
  108.  
  109. You: but then again, I'm heavily motivated
  110.  
  111. Stranger: Talent girl
  112.  
  113. You: I'm multitalented
  114.  
  115. Stranger: Which other?
  116.  
  117. You: i can draw
  118.  
  119. You: I can write
  120.  
  121. Stranger: Wow...
  122.  
  123. Stranger: Show me a pic?
  124.  
  125. You: of?
  126.  
  127. Stranger: Your drawings
  128.  
  129. You: hmmm hold on
  130.  
  131. You: let me dig one up
  132.  
  133. You: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409043413737013249/589855015846412309/IMG_20190616_112926.jpg
  134.  
  135. You: it's old though
  136.  
  137. Stranger: Nice...Fox?
  138.  
  139. You: shes a coyote
  140.  
  141. Stranger: Cool
  142.  
  143. Stranger: Ah ok
  144.  
  145. You: sooo
  146.  
  147. You: what do you want to talk about
  148.  
  149. Stranger: About you...
  150.  
  151. Stranger: How do you look like
  152.  
  153. You: a human
  154.  
  155. Stranger: Haha
  156.  
  157. Stranger: Can I see you?
  158.  
  159. You: sure hold on
  160.  
  161. You: https://imgur.com/a/5FK6PMH
  162.  
  163. Stranger: Doesn’t work
  164.  
  165. You: hmm
  166.  
  167. Stranger: Snap?
  168.  
  169. You: https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/mJUXsKWyBICMUSReihan5Bb6gmuge7cmx30rzeQ6dK4/https/i.imgur.com/6ax7GFLh.jpg?width=400&height=267
  170.  
  171. You: I don't use snapchat
  172.  
  173. You: try that
  174.  
  175. Stranger: Just „you“
  176.  
  177. You: you said "can I see you?"
  178.  
  179. Stranger: 😂
  180.  
  181. Stranger: Good one 👍
  182.  
  183. You: thanks lol
  184.  
  185. Stranger: I like funny and perky girls
  186.  
  187. You: well I don't believe i know your age
  188.  
  189. You: or really anything about you
  190.  
  191. You: how old are you?
  192.  
  193. Stranger: 19
  194.  
  195. Stranger: From Germany
  196.  
  197. Stranger: What you wanna know?
  198.  
  199. You: hmm anything you know about me
  200.  
  201. You: tell me about you
  202.  
  203. Stranger: I am funny as well
  204.  
  205. Stranger: Sporty
  206.  
  207. Stranger: Study
  208.  
  209. Stranger: Single
  210.  
  211. You: hmmm
  212.  
  213. You: What is your ideal guy?
  214.  
  215. Stranger: Guy?
  216.  
  217. You: Did I make a typo?
  218.  
  219. Stranger: You mean girl?
  220.  
  221. You: did I say girl?
  222.  
  223. Stranger: No...
  224.  
  225. Stranger: Guy, but I am not gay
  226.  
  227. You: dang
  228.  
  229. You: not even bi?
  230.  
  231. Stranger: No
  232.  
  233. You: ah well
  234.  
  235. Stranger: Never thought about that
  236.  
  237. You: hmm ok
  238.  
  239. Stranger: Sorry;)
  240.  
  241. Stranger: Girls are so much more pretty
  242.  
  243. You: girls are pretty
  244.  
  245. Stranger: Oh yes
  246.  
  247. You: but when a guy does aegyo it kills me
  248.  
  249. Stranger: Aegyo?
  250.  
  251. You: finger hearts/hand hearts/arm hearts
  252.  
  253. You: look it up
  254.  
  255. Stranger: What’s that?
  256.  
  257. You: it's cutesy gestures involving hands/arms/fingers and facial expressions
  258.  
  259. Stranger: Help me understanding...sorry
  260.  
  261. You: hmm
  262.  
  263. You: look up "bts aegyo"
  264.  
  265. You: https://lmgtfy.com/?q=bts+aegyo&iie=1
  266.  
  267. You: like I said, cutesy gestures involving hands/arms/fingers and facial expressions
  268.  
  269. You: its mostly hearts
  270.  
  271. You: and its so cute
  272.  
  273. Stranger: Ah ok...
  274.  
  275. Stranger: You like asian culture as it comes from there
  276.  
  277. You: lol yeah
  278.  
  279. Stranger: If you like...I do for you ;)
  280.  
  281. You: hmm
  282.  
  283. You: I mean you can try aegyo but
  284.  
  285. You: I'm someone that does aegyo in photos
  286.  
  287. Stranger: Let me see and learn;)
  288.  
  289. You: I don't have any of the pics on me right now
  290.  
  291. You: I usually take pictures to show people the stuff i get
  292.  
  293. Stranger: Oh no😞
  294.  
  295. You: but, if you have discord
  296.  
  297. You: I can teach you the ways of the aegyo
  298.  
  299. Stranger: Always open minded
  300.  
  301. You: so do you have discord?
  302.  
  303. You: to learn the ways of aegyo?
  304.  
  305. Stranger: Not really I am balanced
  306.  
  307. You: ...I mean
  308.  
  309. You: Discord is a chat app
  310.  
  311. You: im asking if you use a chat app called Discord
  312.  
  313. Stranger: Oh ok...never heard
  314.  
  315. Stranger: But I try
  316.  
  317. You: I can use it to teach you aegyo
  318.  
  319. Stranger: Ok...wait
  320.  
  321. You: aight
  322.  
  323. You: what is love#1396
  324.  
  325. You: thats my tag
  326.  
  327. Stranger: Your nik?
  328.  
  329. You: thats my tag you enter in to add me
  330.  
  331. Stranger: Ok
  332.  
  333. Stranger: You have a Samurai which beats all requests???
  334.  
  335. Stranger: What’s that?
  336.  
  337. You: oh right
  338.  
  339. You: I completely forgot about that lol
  340.  
  341. You: uh try this
  342.  
  343. You: https://discord.gg/2GZYpE
  344.  
  345. You: I'm 'what is love'
  346.  
  347. You: that should work
  348.  
  349. You: let me know if it doesn't
  350.  
  351. Stranger has disconnected.
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