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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
- You: Hello
- Stranger: Hi m
- You: Im female
- You: I have a question for you, sir.
- Stranger: Cool
- Stranger: Age?
- You: What's your foundation shade?
- You: 15
- You: what brands of makeup do you wear?
- Stranger: ??!
- Stranger: Nothing;)
- You: oh well then that's sad
- Stranger: What? 😂
- You: ..you don't wear makeup?
- Stranger: You kidding me?
- You: Nope
- You: I'm serious
- Stranger: I think so
- You: I like guys in makeup
- Stranger: Boy and makeup?
- Stranger: Ok, Good luck to find your right boy 😂
- You: lol I'll need it
- Stranger: Which you good luck...I think they are rare or gay;)
- Stranger: Whish....
- You: gay guys aren't really that feminine
- You: a lot of my male friends are gay and they're not all that feminine
- You: they're mostly nerds
- You: but I'm a girly girl so I'd want a guy that matches
- You: or a girl
- Stranger: I think you need a girl;)
- You: unsure which would be easier to find though
- Stranger: That’s easier
- You: well, I like thin & pretty girls like myself
- Stranger: Me too ;)
- You: and while it is easier for me to fall for a girl
- You: I fall harder for guys
- Stranger: Possible....
- Stranger: If you have sexual dreams...with boy or girl?
- You: I don't really have sexual dreams... I've only ever had a dream where sex was implied
- You: but I woke up before anything came about
- Stranger: Oh ok...and during masturbate?
- You: ...Do you speak korean?
- Stranger: No
- Stranger: German
- You: do you speak chinese?
- Stranger: You are asian?
- You: nope
- Stranger: From?
- You: USA
- Stranger: Why asking for Asian languages?
- You: I'm learning those
- Stranger: That’s cool. Respect- not easy
- You: they're easy for me
- You: but then again, I'm heavily motivated
- Stranger: Talent girl
- You: I'm multitalented
- Stranger: Which other?
- You: i can draw
- You: I can write
- Stranger: Wow...
- Stranger: Show me a pic?
- You: of?
- Stranger: Your drawings
- You: hmmm hold on
- You: let me dig one up
- You: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409043413737013249/589855015846412309/IMG_20190616_112926.jpg
- You: it's old though
- Stranger: Nice...Fox?
- You: shes a coyote
- Stranger: Cool
- Stranger: Ah ok
- You: sooo
- You: what do you want to talk about
- Stranger: About you...
- Stranger: How do you look like
- You: a human
- Stranger: Haha
- Stranger: Can I see you?
- You: sure hold on
- You: https://imgur.com/a/5FK6PMH
- Stranger: Doesn’t work
- You: hmm
- Stranger: Snap?
- You: https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/mJUXsKWyBICMUSReihan5Bb6gmuge7cmx30rzeQ6dK4/https/i.imgur.com/6ax7GFLh.jpg?width=400&height=267
- You: I don't use snapchat
- You: try that
- Stranger: Just „you“
- You: you said "can I see you?"
- Stranger: 😂
- Stranger: Good one 👍
- You: thanks lol
- Stranger: I like funny and perky girls
- You: well I don't believe i know your age
- You: or really anything about you
- You: how old are you?
- Stranger: 19
- Stranger: From Germany
- Stranger: What you wanna know?
- You: hmm anything you know about me
- You: tell me about you
- Stranger: I am funny as well
- Stranger: Sporty
- Stranger: Study
- Stranger: Single
- You: hmmm
- You: What is your ideal guy?
- Stranger: Guy?
- You: Did I make a typo?
- Stranger: You mean girl?
- You: did I say girl?
- Stranger: No...
- Stranger: Guy, but I am not gay
- You: dang
- You: not even bi?
- Stranger: No
- You: ah well
- Stranger: Never thought about that
- You: hmm ok
- Stranger: Sorry;)
- Stranger: Girls are so much more pretty
- You: girls are pretty
- Stranger: Oh yes
- You: but when a guy does aegyo it kills me
- Stranger: Aegyo?
- You: finger hearts/hand hearts/arm hearts
- You: look it up
- Stranger: What’s that?
- You: it's cutesy gestures involving hands/arms/fingers and facial expressions
- Stranger: Help me understanding...sorry
- You: hmm
- You: look up "bts aegyo"
- You: https://lmgtfy.com/?q=bts+aegyo&iie=1
- You: like I said, cutesy gestures involving hands/arms/fingers and facial expressions
- You: its mostly hearts
- You: and its so cute
- Stranger: Ah ok...
- Stranger: You like asian culture as it comes from there
- You: lol yeah
- Stranger: If you like...I do for you ;)
- You: hmm
- You: I mean you can try aegyo but
- You: I'm someone that does aegyo in photos
- Stranger: Let me see and learn;)
- You: I don't have any of the pics on me right now
- You: I usually take pictures to show people the stuff i get
- Stranger: Oh no😞
- You: but, if you have discord
- You: I can teach you the ways of the aegyo
- Stranger: Always open minded
- You: so do you have discord?
- You: to learn the ways of aegyo?
- Stranger: Not really I am balanced
- You: ...I mean
- You: Discord is a chat app
- You: im asking if you use a chat app called Discord
- Stranger: Oh ok...never heard
- Stranger: But I try
- You: I can use it to teach you aegyo
- Stranger: Ok...wait
- You: aight
- You: what is love#1396
- You: thats my tag
- Stranger: Your nik?
- You: thats my tag you enter in to add me
- Stranger: Ok
- Stranger: You have a Samurai which beats all requests???
- Stranger: What’s that?
- You: oh right
- You: I completely forgot about that lol
- You: uh try this
- You: https://discord.gg/2GZYpE
- You: I'm 'what is love'
- You: that should work
- You: let me know if it doesn't
- Stranger has disconnected.
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