Assblaster Arcane Class Option

Arcane class option template: Assblaster

When you choose a class that is capable of casting spells you may choose to use the Assblaster template with that class. Levels gained in that class will count as Assblaster class levels.

You have learned to harness the extraordinary quantities of gas in your body and can bend them to your will.
Assmaster: At level 1 an assblaster has mastered their ass and becomes an assmaster. An assblaster that is an assmaster can choose to be an asscaster. An asscaster can cast a spell out of their ass as if they were casting it normally. An assblaster must always asscast any spell with a fire or poison effect.

Ass Effect:  When an assblaster would normally learn a metamagic option for their chosen class they may choose to gain an equal number of metamagic ass effects.

Ass Effect options:

Silent But Deadly: An assblaster may spend 1 sorcery point to make a silent ass cast.

Disgusting Odor: An assblaster may spend 1 sorcery point to choose one creature within the range of the spell that is being ass cast. A fog of disgusting odor floats to the chosen creature and this creature is effected with the Disgusted status. A creature effected by the Disgusted status falls prone and must spend their next turn vomiting as a full round action. Any amount of additional sorcery points may be spent on this ability to apply an additional fog of disgusting odor to an amount of additional creatures equal to the amount of additional sorcery points spent.

Assplosion: An assblaster may spend 1 sorcery point to add 1d6 fire damage to any spell that is cast as an ass cast. Any number of additional sorcery points may be spent on this ability for an additional d6 of fire damage for each additional sorcery point spent.

Acidic Shart: An assblaster may spend 1 sorcery point to add 1d6 of acid damage to any spell that is cast as an ass cast. Any number of additional sorcery points may be spent on this ability for an additional d6 of acid damage for each additional sorcery point spent. Items hit by an acidic shart are corroded.

Explosive Diarrhea: 4th level spell. Range self. At 7th level an assblaster learns the Explosive Diarrhea spell. Explosive Diarrhea is always an asscast. Shit flies out of the ass of the asscaster and deals 6d6 damage to all creatures within a 10 ft radius. Each creature in the radius must make a save against poison at the spell save DC of the asscaster. On a failed save the creature takes 1d12 poison damage at the start of their turn for their next 5 turns.

Brown Note: At 15th level, once per long rest, an assblaster may choose to asscast a spell from the ass of another creature within the normal range of the spell cast using this ability. This can be done for positive or negative effect.

Shit Storm: 9th level spell. At 19th level an assblaster has utterly mastered the power of their ass. The assblaster learns to summon a literal shit storm. Range 150 ft. Up to ten 10 ft cubes comprise the shit storm. Each cube must have at least 1 side facing the side of another cube. Each creature in the shit storm must make a dexterity save. 10d10 damage to a creature on a failed save. Half damage on a successful save. Fire damages objects in the area and ignites objects not being worn or carried. Acid damages items in the area and corrodes them. If I choose to I can spare plant life from the fire and acid effects of the spell.