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- >be me, Bonky
- >with my pal, Pickle Homer
- >it's summer
- >we're wearing sweaters
- >we keep saying "IT'S SO HOT"
- >"IT'S TOO DARN HOT"
- >we keep putting on more sweaters
- >so we can look more trendy
- >we're obsessed with fashion
- >wear fluffy sweaters and make home pies
- >"ugh! i love fluffy sweaters!" *Bonky yells*
- >we start drinking our hot cocoa
- >we are eating sticks of butter
- >i look over
- >to check on my sweet potato
- >my sweet potato is on fire
- >i start crying hysterically
- >i like to dress up my sweet potato in little fashionable clothing
- >i buy outfits for dolls and put them on my sweet potato
- >it's on fire
- >we run around looking for the source of the fire
- >we are crying hysterically looking for the source of the fire
- >we are scratching our foreheads
- >we are bleeding from our scratches
- >i grab my burning sweet potato
- >what can i do with a burning sweet potato
- >i pass it to pickle homer
- >he passes it back
- >we're passing it between each other
- >its flaming doll clothes are falling to pieces
- >the pieces are igniting our violet linen damasque tablecloth!
- >it was such a good purchase!
- >we are throwing aside our bags from Crate & Barrel and Chanel and Williams Sonoma searching for our fire extinguisher
- >Pickle Homer says i look cute in my herringbone tweed wool blend golf cap
- >i say i know but i'm too distressed to compliment his handmade afghan chunky knit patu shawl
- >Pickle Homer is using his heels to kick the fire
- >it's not very effective
- >i shout to pickle homer
- >i tell him his balenciaga bucket hat has caught on fire
- >he says it was three hundred seventy five dollars
- >he says go get the water
- >i can't find any water
- >i go and feel his forehead
- >it's getting hot
- >he's going to get wrinkles!
- >i have to do something! i will never survive with pickle homer dead
- >my heart is racing in my chest
- >the fire is spreading!
- >what should i do??
- >IT's SO HOT we say
- >IT'S TOO DAMN HOT
- >oh gods! please let him not die!
- >my heart is beating through my chest
- >what should i do?
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