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Jul 25th, 2022
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  1. >be me, Bonky
  2. >with my pal, Pickle Homer
  3. >it's summer
  4. >we're wearing sweaters
  5. >we keep saying "IT'S SO HOT"
  6. >"IT'S TOO DARN HOT"
  7. >we keep putting on more sweaters
  8. >so we can look more trendy
  9. >we're obsessed with fashion
  10. >wear fluffy sweaters and make home pies
  11. >"ugh! i love fluffy sweaters!" *Bonky yells*
  12. >we start drinking our hot cocoa
  13. >we are eating sticks of butter
  14. >i look over
  15. >to check on my sweet potato
  16. >my sweet potato is on fire
  17. >i start crying hysterically
  18. >i like to dress up my sweet potato in little fashionable clothing
  19. >i buy outfits for dolls and put them on my sweet potato
  20. >it's on fire
  21. >we run around looking for the source of the fire
  22. >we are crying hysterically looking for the source of the fire
  23. >we are scratching our foreheads
  24. >we are bleeding from our scratches
  25. >i grab my burning sweet potato
  26. >what can i do with a burning sweet potato
  27. >i pass it to pickle homer
  28. >he passes it back
  29. >we're passing it between each other
  30. >its flaming doll clothes are falling to pieces
  31. >the pieces are igniting our violet linen damasque tablecloth!
  32. >it was such a good purchase!
  33. >we are throwing aside our bags from Crate & Barrel and Chanel and Williams Sonoma searching for our fire extinguisher
  34. >Pickle Homer says i look cute in my herringbone tweed wool blend golf cap
  35. >i say i know but i'm too distressed to compliment his handmade afghan chunky knit patu shawl
  36. >Pickle Homer is using his heels to kick the fire
  37. >it's not very effective
  38. >i shout to pickle homer
  39. >i tell him his balenciaga bucket hat has caught on fire
  40. >he says it was three hundred seventy five dollars
  41. >he says go get the water
  42. >i can't find any water
  43. >i go and feel his forehead
  44. >it's getting hot
  45. >he's going to get wrinkles!
  46. >i have to do something! i will never survive with pickle homer dead
  47. >my heart is racing in my chest
  48. >the fire is spreading!
  49. >what should i do??
  50. >IT's SO HOT we say
  51. >IT'S TOO DAMN HOT
  52. >oh gods! please let him not die!
  53. >my heart is beating through my chest
  54. >what should i do?
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  56. In the space below, write what you feel the correct action is for bonky to take.
  57. You will be graded on the following categories: clarity, creativity,
  58. evidence, and argument.
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