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  1. ---{Graphics}---
  2. ☐ You forget what reality is
  3. ☐ Beautiful
  4. ☐ Good
  5. ☑ Decent
  6. ☐ Bad
  7. ☐ Don‘t look too long at it
  8. ☐ Paint.exe
  9.  
  10. ---{Gameplay}---
  11. ☐ Very good
  12. ☑ Good
  13. ☐ It‘s just gameplay
  14. ☐ Mehh
  15. ☐ Starring at walls is better
  16. ☐ Just don‘t
  17.  
  18. ---{Audio}---
  19. ☐ Eargasm
  20. ☐ Very good
  21. ☑ Good
  22. ☐ Not too bad
  23. ☐ Bad
  24. ☐ Earrape
  25.  
  26. ---{Audience}---
  27. ☐ Kids
  28. ☑ Teens
  29. ☑ Adults
  30. ☐ Human
  31. ☐ Lizards
  32.  
  33. ---{PC Requirements}---
  34. ☐ Check if you can run paint
  35. ☑ Potato
  36. ☐ Decent
  37. ☐ Fast
  38. ☐ Rich boiiiiii
  39. ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
  40.  
  41. ---{Difficulity}---
  42. ☑ Just press ‚A‘
  43. ☐ Easy
  44. ☐ Significant brain usage
  45. ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
  46. ☐ Difficult
  47. ☐ Dark Souls
  48.  
  49. ---{Grind}---
  50. ☐ Nothing to grind
  51. ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
  52. ☐ Isnt necessary to progress
  53. ☐ Average grind level
  54. ☑ Too much grind
  55. ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
  56.  
  57. ---{Story}---
  58. ☑ Story?
  59. ☐ Text or Audio floating around
  60. ☐ Average
  61. ☐ Good
  62. ☐ Lovely
  63. ☐ It‘ll replace your life
  64.  
  65. ---{Game Time}---
  66. ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
  67. ☑ Short
  68. ☐ Average
  69. ☐ Long
  70. ☐ To infinity and beyond
  71.  
  72. ---{Price}---
  73. ☐ It’s free!
  74. ☐ Worth the price
  75. ☑ If u have some spare money left
  76. ☐ Not recommended
  77. ☐ You could also just burn your money
  78.  
  79. ---{Bugs}---
  80. ☑ Never heard of
  81. ☐ Minor bugs
  82. ☐ Can get annoying
  83. ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
  84. ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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