^(The following has been paid for by the Kingdom's Association of Zealous Unworthy Matron Abatement.)

#Attention diehard supporters of any and all girls!

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We are in a truly dark time. Unless you support Holo or Aqua, your best girl is gone. Maybe they dropped in the Semifinals, maybe they didn't make it past Eliminations. The point is she's gone. However, I urge you to look past this fact towards the bigger picture.

**The sanctity of this contest is at risk.** There is a very real possibility that Aqua wins this contest. A girl who lies, cheats, and steals. A cowardly girl. An arrogant girl. A girl who is baselessly prideful yet throws that pride away at the drop of a hat for her own personal comfort. Brainless and useless, with no redeeming qualities besides her body, her status, and her comedic relief. Is *this* the kind of girl that you would call "best?"

Think about your own personal best girl. Why is she best girl? Is it her charm? Her wit? Her devotion? Her perseverance? Whatever girl it may be and whatever you may like about her, I want you to think *hard* about why she is best girl. Now compare her to Aqua. Aqua doesn't hold a candle to her, does she? Yet Aqua somehow made it farther. It's not just an injustice, it's downright disgusting!

**Make no mistake: if Aqua wins this contest, it will tarnish any and all meaning the "Best Girl" title has.** Past, present, and future. Not even Yukino, Mikoto, and Rin are safe. Aqua's touch may purify water, but it poisons society. If Aqua wins, future generations will look back and say we never had taste to begin with. No matter what girl you may support, no matter what girl may win in the future, they will be forced to wallow in the dark shadow cast by Aqua's victory.

And so I ask you: please vote for Holo. Even if you supported a Konosuba girl, vote for Holo. Even if you supported Rem, vote for Holo. Personal vendettas are pointless now, because Holo's loss dooms us all.

**Vote for Holo to protect previous best girls.**

**Vote for Holo to ensure the future prosperity of your best girl.**

**Vote for Holo to show that you have taste - that we ALL have taste.**

**VOTE FOR HOLO TO PROVE THAT THE TITLE OF BEST GIRL CANNOT BE WON BY AN IDIOTIC REMARK AND A SELF-SUPERIOR GRIN. PROVE THAT IT MUST BE WON THROUGH HARD WORK, DETERMINATION, AND GRIT!**

#**VOTE FOR HOLO**