whyamidoingthisagain

	[to set the scene, you’re in a room with your buddy, who has persuaded you to watch a horrible movie with them. You’re both in their basement, in front of a big television, on an old couch. It’s late in the evening, & everything is quiet]

	I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.

	… okay, yes, it’s been… y’know, lonely, since Jemma left, but I’ll be fine.

	But thank you for inviting me over.

	… it hasn’t been three weeks since I left the house.

It’s been two & a half.

	I work from home, & it’s not like I need to leave, anyway. Takeout & grocery store deliveries are handy.

	I take vitamin supplements - I’m not losing vitamin D.

	No, I am NOT turning into some cave creature. That was just on that one episode of the X Files.

	AND I made a point of showering before I came over, so I don’t have the “hermit stank,” as you so eloquently put it.

	Yeah, yeah, getting out of the house is good.

	I’m sorry I’ve been so… whiny, it’s just… you know.

	One thing & another, it’s just easier to deal with it by throwing myself into work & watching reality television.

	No, you do NOT get to judge me for watching reality television, with whatever drek you’re planning.

	How do I know it’s drek?

	Because, my friend, as skilled as you are at getting me out of the house, your taste in movies is horrible.

	But why are we watching this?

	For a class?

	What the FUCK kind of classes are you taking?!

	Yeah, I’ve heard of this movie. It was featured in one of those compilations of, like, weirdest movies ever made.

	Also worst movies ever made.

	I’m STILL not over that one anime.

	You know which one.

	… you do.

	The one with the… things, that ate people.

	… I shouldn’t have to fucking specify with that shit, oh my god, you weirdo, why do you watch so many animes with things that eat people?

	Yeah, it had the… the bunnies. The giant blender bunnies.

	… yeah, that one.

	No blender bunnies?

	Okay.

	That’s all I ask.

	So what is this called?

	Where The Dead Go To Die?

	… huh.

	Okay.

	Here’s a question - what’s up with the graphics?

	And… fuck, that voice acting, that’s horrible.

	Why are we watching this?!

	[with increasing horror, because this movie is fucked up]

	Oh GOD, it’s… urrrrgh. That dog… that’s not RIGHT!

	… no.

	No, no, fuck no… urrrrgh.

	… oh god.

	Fuck.

	Where did you FIND this shit?

	Urrgh… no, I’m not gonna uncover my face.

	Why are you… what are we looking at?

	… oh.

	That.

	Um.

	Urgh.

	… no, I’m not gonna let go of you, this is… this is super gross & creepy, god….

	What do you want me to do?

	Uncover my eyes?

	What are you doing?

	Yes, you’re… you’re holding my hands.

	Thanks.

	… this doesn’t feel weird to you?

	I know it’s, y’know, it’s… strange, since we’re friends, we’re not… we’re not dating or anything like that.

	Yeah, you don’t have to be dating to be holding hands, fair enough.

	… no, I’m not squeezing your hand too hard, can you SEE what’s going on?!

	You’ve got such a poker face, I swear to fuck, oh god, fuck, fuck… FUCK!

	[more horrified]

	That is not right, fuck, that’s horrible, oh fuck, no no no, fuck, it’s…..

	[distressed noise]

	Okay.

	Um.

	So I may be… crowding closer to you.

	Sorry.

	Gah!

	Yeah, my face is now… in your neck, sorry, it’s… god… fuck….

	Yeah, i’ll pull back.

	Oh.

	You like me cuddled up?

	… sorry, I know it’s… it’s weird.

	It’s… yeah, with Jemma, stuff got kinda… cold towards the end.

	The long, last gasp of an end.

	… yeah, I’m… I’m fine.

	Totally fine.

	Let’s just watch the movie.

	[freaking out slightly]

	Okay, okay, let’s not wash the movie, I’m gonna keep staring at you, okay, yeah, that’s fine, that’s fine, that’s… fine, fuck, okay, tell me something funny, tell me something sexy, tell me something… anything.

	I don’t want to think about what is going on in the movie, I will do literally anything.

	… kiss you?

	You want me to kiss you?

	Oh.

	Um.

	I… won’t this be weird?

	No, no, I think you’re cute, don’t get me wrong, but you’re, uh… not my usual… but kissing is… I missed kissing.

	Being kissed.

	And I don’t want to think about -

	[kissing sounds]

	Mm…..

	How long have you… wanted to kiss me?

	Oh, fuck, I can hear the dog - nope.

	Oh god, oh… thank you.

	You’re covering my ears with your hands.

	Thank you for that.

	It’s all muffled now, & if i just stare into your face, I don’t have to see the screen, & that’s… nice.

	[more kissing noises]

	You’re so warm, you know that?

	I’ve… I’ve always felt weird, having feelings for you, because… well, you know, with… with one thing & another, but you’re... mm, you’re kissing down my face, that’s nice, that’s… oh god, more stuff is happening on screen, & you’re… pulling me on top of you.

	You’re… god, you’re so warm, I’d never think of doing this with you, but… fuck, you’re…you’re pressed so close to me, your legs are… wrapping around me, & I’ve got my face in your neck, please, keep holding on to my ears, please pull my hair, please, distract me, please, please… please!

	Oh god, you’re… pushing me onto my back, god, I’m covering my ears, & I’m lying on my back, yes, I’ll do anything you want, please… please, it’s… oh!

	You’re… kissing along my neck, &... what the fuck is going on in that movie?!

	Why is he… what’s he doing with that needle?!

	Pay attention to you.

	Right.

	I’m looking at you, I’m… I’m keeping my eyes on yours, yes, I’m still looking at them, I’m going to… yes, you can do it, you can do anything, please….

	Oh!

	[breathless]

	You’re… rubbing my cock through my jeans, fuck, hold on, is this a… is this a pity… oh god, that feels good, whatever you’re doing, it’s… I mean, I don’t just want pity, I… oh…..

	Yes, please, keep rubbing, you’re… that’s so good. That’s… mmm….

	[general pleasure noises, add dialogue as needed - crying/intense emotions, begging - it’s been a while since you’ve been touched]

	I want you to… please, I’ll do anything, please, keep touching me, god, I missed… I missed being touched, keep touching me please, I’m… I’m going to keep looking at your eyes, & I’m going to cover my ears, & you can… fuck, yes, you can unbutton my pants, please, pull them open, my cock is already so hard for you.

	… I’m sorry, I’m not usually this worked up, it’s… Jemma & I have been… having problems, having… not much intimacy, it’s fine, but please, fuck, please, PLEASE.

	Oh god, you’re… kissing my belly, &... urrrgh.

	I had to look at the screen.

	That’s… fucking disgusting.

	Wow.

	Oh… I’m… you’re going to give me some weird fucking… oh, no, I can hear what they’re doing on screen, but you’re kissing my…. You’re wrapping your lips around my cock, please… don’t stop… you’re wrapping your lips around my cock, oh… godddddddd, don’t stop doing THAT, please, you’re….

	Fuck.

	Yeah, gonna… keep my face covered, fuck, I don’t wanna know what’s happening on the screen, I’m gonna keep looking at you, god, it’s fucking hot to watch you, keep… please, god, I didn’t know you were so good at it… I didn’t know you were… I didn’t know you… I didn’t...  when’d you learn how to… oh fuck….

	Oh… my… fuck….

	[insert general pleasure noises here - you’re having your cock sucked, you’re possibly having a lot of feelings, you’re generally just having a lot of everything, as you shake, taking the pleasure in]

	You’re going to… make me… I’m… I’m sorry, I usually… I usually get more… I’ve got better stamina than this, I’m… you’re going to make me cum, you feel so good, I’m gonna… start…

	[sobbing, gasping, moaning, groaning - you’re coming apart at the seams, you’re receiving a truly glorious blowjob after fuck knows how long since you’ve had intimate contact, you’re altogether a mess]

	I’m so… please, I’m gonna cum, please… please please please, oh fuck, please, please, I’m so… i’m…

	… god, what’s happening on screen, what the… FUCK, is that a giant… nope.

	Nope, looking at you.

	Eyes on you.

	Eyes on you, god, watching your lips stretch out like that, & you’re just… oh… fuck!

	[orgasm noises]

	Holy… fuck.

	Oh god.

	Oh… fuck….

	[sob/sad noises in general, whatever you see fit]

	Okay.

	Maybe… maybe I’m not okay. I’m… I’m sorry.

	I’m sorry I’m like… I’m like this.

	I’m sorry I’m sad, I’m sorry, it’s….

	[more crying/sad noises]

	I’m sorry, I shouldn’t… I shouldn’t be like this, I shouldn’t…. I’m sorry, I….

	God.

	Fuck.

	Do you want to… can I make you feel good?

	Yeah, come… climb on top of me. Yeah, fuck my face.

	… okay, so maybe I just want to pay attention to you. But hey, if your thighs are on my ears… it’s all good.

	Mmm…. yeah… just… just like that.

	Just… like… that.