Newsreader: QUICK BITS
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Have me dress up as a scientist with close up of me turning my head and giving a smile, add a ‘’ting’’ sfx with a little shine on the teeth
Newsreader: ARE FURRY FELINES FLEECING FROM FAMILY FIXTURES? SCIENTISTS SAY NO BUT WE ASK LOCAL MAN GRASS DEVENBAULLER FOR HIS OPINION.
Cut to a shot of Grass Devenbauller played by me
Grass: Yes
Cut to a shot of a scientist being shot , then to the cat.
THE SCIENTISTS WERE PROMPTLY SHOT AND KILLED FOR THEIR FALSE REPORT. BUT WERE THEY REALLY WRONG? WE ASK LOCAL MAN GRASS DEVENBAULER’S CAT FOR HER OPINION.
Cat: ‘’No’’
THE FELINE IN QUESTION WAS COMMENDED FOR THEIR HONESTY, AND IN RETURN WE FREED IT FROM THE SHACKELS OF THEIR LYING OWNER.
Cut to shot of Grass being shot and also shot of cat outdoors, possibly in a box with an ‘’anything for food’’ sign
IN OTHER UNRELATED NEWS LOCAL CAT HOMELESS AND HUNGRY AFTER OWNER MYSTERIOUSLY MURDERED IN THEIR OWN HOME. LOCAL NEWS ANCHOR GOES INTO HIDING.
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