Dale, the Asshole Scientist - 5

Vanner, April 18, 2012 / PB 168780
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>you own a fluffy pony vet and rehab center
>you're teaching fluffies without eyes to navigate by feel when Dale the Scientist bursts in
>Fluffies can't see Dale, and start panicking
>"Working with blind fluffies today? That's perfect?"
>"dat dale?" asks a fluffy. "asshow?"
>"And you said they couldn't learn."
>He picks up one of the blind fluffies and puts a pair of goggles over its eye sockets
>"hewp! no see munster! wha do? nuuu!"
>the fluffy stops panicking after a moment.
>"can...see?"
>the fluffy waddles around for a bit, looking at things
>"The goggles stimulate the optic nerve so the fluffies can see!" says Dale.
>"fwuffy see!"
>the fluffy dances around happily.
>Dale actually made something that works. Holy shit.
>fluffy catches sight of himself in the mirror and sees a fluffy with no eyes staring back at him
>"munster! nuu!"
>fluffy runs away in terror, crashes directly into a wall
>"Well at least it works."
>"Fuck you, Dale."