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  1. Earlier in the novel, attentive readers will have been alerted to a passage where Miles Davis is unable to complete his order in the McDonalds checkout line. The following is a fully-realized and factually accurate reproduction of that extended moment in time [Law and Order sound]
  2.  
  3. >be me, Miles Davis
  4. >something is wrong
  5. >something jus' ain't right
  6. >i'm in the McDonalds
  7. >tryin' to get my order right
  8. >but the people behind me
  9. >they're just rushin' me
  10. >they're just rushin' me
  11. >i say
  12. >"git your orders in!"
  13. >"you go on ahead"
  14. >"git your orders in!"
  15. >and jus' when i'm
  16. >when i'm about to get my order right
  17. >another one comes behind me
  18. >and i stop
  19. >and i give em the look
  20. >i tell 'em "go on ahead"
  21. >"git your order in!"
  22. >i gotta sit back down
  23. >i gotta think about this
  24. >i got a booth
  25. >got a whole booth for myself
  26. >jus' for miles davis
  27. >ain't no one gonna
  28. >take my booth
  29. >i can see the menu
  30. >i got time
  31. >i got all the time i need
  32. >i figure out what i want
  33. >i get back up
  34. >i'm back in the line
  35. >back in the line
  36. >ack in the line
  37. >ck in the line
  38. >in the line
  39. >th line
  40. >line
  41. >ine
  42. >ine
  43. >...
  44. >(...)
  45. >but i'm in the line
  46. >lookin at the menu
  47. >and my order changes
  48. >my order changes
  49. >i'm lookin' at the menu
  50. >and they got all these
  51. >these options
  52. >so my order changes
  53. >it changes
  54. >i say:
  55. >"no, i don't want that"
  56. >and then i see something
  57. >somethin' new
  58. >and i say i gotta sit
  59. >gotta sit back down and think about this
  60. >so i sit back down
  61. >they got these menu options
  62. >five for a dollar
  63. >menu options.
  64. >a kid's milk.
  65. >two for five dollars.
  66. >but i get my order right
  67. >i get back up
  68. >i stand in the line
  69. >and i'm watchin the fry girl
  70. >i'm watchin them carry the orders
  71. >the coffee.
  72. >they got a window
  73. >to do drive-thru
  74. >drive-thru orders
  75. >people can drive-thru
  76. >get their orders
  77. >get their
  78. >-hot coffee-
  79. >on the way to work
  80. >and they got a guy
  81. >flippin the burgers
  82. >squeeze tubes.
  83. >hot coffee.
  84. >the girl doin the orders
  85. >the checkout orders
  86. >she says
  87. >"how can i help you"
  88. >i say i ain't ready yet
  89. >i say i gotta sit back down and think about this
  90. >i'm back in the booth
  91. >i just ain't ready yet
  92. >i gotta practice my order.
  93. >gotta practice my order.
  94. >two large fry.
  95. >quarter pounder with cheese.
  96. >now there's a guy
  97. >in the line
  98. >he's shoutin across the restaurant
  99. >to his girlfriend
  100. >i say why he gotta do that
  101. >why he gotta do that
  102. >go sit down and talk to your girl
  103. >you ain't gotta shout across the restaurant
  104. >white guy.
  105. >white guy.
  106. >i gotta practice my order.
  107. >two large fry
  108. >quarter pounder with cheese
  109. >i get back up
  110. >i'm standing in line
  111. >two large fry
  112. >quarter pounder with cheese
  113. >and i'm up there
  114. >in front of the people
  115. >and they're all
  116. >waitin' in line.
  117. >i'm up there
  118. >and i'm practicin' my order
  119. >big long line
  120. >i say
  121. >what's with that?
  122. >why they gotta
  123. >stand you in line.
  124. >big long line.
  125. >full of people
  126. >i ain't ready
  127. >sit back down
  128. >wait for the line
  129. >die down a bit.
  130. >two orders of fries.
  131. >double quarter pounder with cheese.
  132. >they got pickles
  133. >with the cheese.
  134. >in the McDonalds.
  135. >get back up
  136. >line is died down
  137. >they got these
  138. >they got these ropes in there
  139. >they got these chains
  140. >tell you where to go
  141. >in the line
  142. >i get back up there
  143. >i get in the checkout line
  144. >i get to the cashier
  145. >i got my order
  146. >i say i got my order ready
  147. >she says okay
  148. >she says go ahead
  149. >i say..
  150. >i say nah, i ain't ready yet
  151. >i sit back down
  152. >i gotta practice my order
  153. >two large fries
  154. >quarter pounder with cheese.
  155. >nice day.
  156. >bright blue day.
  157. >sundae.
  158. >i'm thinkin it's a sunny day
  159. >they got sundaes
  160. >mcdonalds sundaes
  161. >you get your sundae
  162. >you get it on a sunny day
  163. >if it's rainin
  164. >you don't order no sundae
  165. >girl in line
  166. >she orders a sundae
  167. >i say
  168. >"she got that right"
  169. >i'm ready to order
  170. >get back in line
  171. >i'm thinkin
  172. >"sundaes"
  173. >guy walks by
  174. >uses the bathroom
  175. >i say i don't wanna order
  176. >i don't wanna order when someone's usin' the bathroom
  177. >sit back down
  178. >gotta sit back down
  179. >check the menu.
  180. >they got these menu options.
  181. >two for five dollars.
  182. >mister five-by-five
  183. >take yourself out tonight
  184. >get your mcdonalds.
  185. >they got the fries
  186. >they got apple pie.
  187. >they got fresh apple pie.
  188. >with the crust.
  189. >i say
  190. >"apple piieee..... ."
  191. >no one else is orderin
  192. >the apple pie
  193. >they're gettin cheeseburgers
  194. >quarter pounders
  195. >big macs
  196. >i get back in line
  197. >i'm thinkin apple pie
  198. >back in line
  199. >girl in line
  200. >lookin at the menu
  201. >takin her time
  202. >i say
  203. >are you ready to order?
  204. >she says
  205. >no.
  206. >you go on ahead
  207. >i say i ain't ready yet
  208. >sit back down
  209. >takin her time.
  210. >lookin at the menu
  211. >i say
  212. >you gotta order, sweetie.
  213. >takin her time
  214. >they got some new orders in
  215. >they put em out
  216. >brown paper bags
  217. >they just waitin' there
  218. >brown paper bags
  219. >they got orders comin in
  220. >you gotta pick up your food
  221. >when they call your order
  222. >i look around
  223. >i see them comin
  224. >i say
  225. >gotta pick up your food
  226. >when they call your order
  227. >brown paper bags
  228. >just sittin there
  229. >gotta pick up your order
  230. >when they call it.
  231. >get back in line.
  232. >i'm waitin in line
  233. >the cashier girl
  234. >she ain't ready yet
  235. >somethin wrong
  236. >with the machine
  237. >she got a problem
  238. >with the machine
  239. >she says
  240. >"it ain't workin right"
  241. >sit back down
  242. >think about my order
  243. >they got problems with the machines here
  244. >i say
  245. >"they got problems with the machines"
  246. >all these machines
  247. >gotta think about my order
  248. >what it means to me
  249. >think about my order
  250. >two large fries
  251. >diet coke on ice
  252. >they got these ice machines
  253. >ice machines
  254. >you gotta clean em out
  255. >they don't clean em out
  256. >i say i don't order the ice
  257. >i tell 'em don't give me the ice
  258. >i get a diet coke
  259. >i say don't give me the ice
  260. >sometimes they forget
  261. >i say dont' give me the ice
  262. >but sometimes you get your coke
  263. >they put the ice in it
  264. >i take it back
  265. >i say don't give me the ice
  266. >you gotta clean the machines
  267. >they get dirty.
  268. >they don't clean the machines here.
  269. >the ice gets dirty.
  270. >i say give me somethin' clean
  271. >don't gimme the ice.
  272. >waitin' in line.
  273. >takin my time.
  274. >still gotta order.
  275. >when i'm ready
  276. >i'll order
  277. >takin' my time.
  278. >waitin' in line.
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