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- Earlier in the novel, attentive readers will have been alerted to a passage where Miles Davis is unable to complete his order in the McDonalds checkout line. The following is a fully-realized and factually accurate reproduction of that extended moment in time [Law and Order sound]
- >be me, Miles Davis
- >something is wrong
- >something jus' ain't right
- >i'm in the McDonalds
- >tryin' to get my order right
- >but the people behind me
- >they're just rushin' me
- >they're just rushin' me
- >i say
- >"git your orders in!"
- >"you go on ahead"
- >"git your orders in!"
- >and jus' when i'm
- >when i'm about to get my order right
- >another one comes behind me
- >and i stop
- >and i give em the look
- >i tell 'em "go on ahead"
- >"git your order in!"
- >i gotta sit back down
- >i gotta think about this
- >i got a booth
- >got a whole booth for myself
- >jus' for miles davis
- >ain't no one gonna
- >take my booth
- >i can see the menu
- >i got time
- >i got all the time i need
- >i figure out what i want
- >i get back up
- >i'm back in the line
- >back in the line
- >ack in the line
- >ck in the line
- >in the line
- >th line
- >line
- >ine
- >ine
- >...
- >(...)
- >but i'm in the line
- >lookin at the menu
- >and my order changes
- >my order changes
- >i'm lookin' at the menu
- >and they got all these
- >these options
- >so my order changes
- >it changes
- >i say:
- >"no, i don't want that"
- >and then i see something
- >somethin' new
- >and i say i gotta sit
- >gotta sit back down and think about this
- >so i sit back down
- >they got these menu options
- >five for a dollar
- >menu options.
- >a kid's milk.
- >two for five dollars.
- >but i get my order right
- >i get back up
- >i stand in the line
- >and i'm watchin the fry girl
- >i'm watchin them carry the orders
- >the coffee.
- >they got a window
- >to do drive-thru
- >drive-thru orders
- >people can drive-thru
- >get their orders
- >get their
- >-hot coffee-
- >on the way to work
- >and they got a guy
- >flippin the burgers
- >squeeze tubes.
- >hot coffee.
- >the girl doin the orders
- >the checkout orders
- >she says
- >"how can i help you"
- >i say i ain't ready yet
- >i say i gotta sit back down and think about this
- >i'm back in the booth
- >i just ain't ready yet
- >i gotta practice my order.
- >gotta practice my order.
- >two large fry.
- >quarter pounder with cheese.
- >now there's a guy
- >in the line
- >he's shoutin across the restaurant
- >to his girlfriend
- >i say why he gotta do that
- >why he gotta do that
- >go sit down and talk to your girl
- >you ain't gotta shout across the restaurant
- >white guy.
- >white guy.
- >i gotta practice my order.
- >two large fry
- >quarter pounder with cheese
- >i get back up
- >i'm standing in line
- >two large fry
- >quarter pounder with cheese
- >and i'm up there
- >in front of the people
- >and they're all
- >waitin' in line.
- >i'm up there
- >and i'm practicin' my order
- >big long line
- >i say
- >what's with that?
- >why they gotta
- >stand you in line.
- >big long line.
- >full of people
- >i ain't ready
- >sit back down
- >wait for the line
- >die down a bit.
- >two orders of fries.
- >double quarter pounder with cheese.
- >they got pickles
- >with the cheese.
- >in the McDonalds.
- >get back up
- >line is died down
- >they got these
- >they got these ropes in there
- >they got these chains
- >tell you where to go
- >in the line
- >i get back up there
- >i get in the checkout line
- >i get to the cashier
- >i got my order
- >i say i got my order ready
- >she says okay
- >she says go ahead
- >i say..
- >i say nah, i ain't ready yet
- >i sit back down
- >i gotta practice my order
- >two large fries
- >quarter pounder with cheese.
- >nice day.
- >bright blue day.
- >sundae.
- >i'm thinkin it's a sunny day
- >they got sundaes
- >mcdonalds sundaes
- >you get your sundae
- >you get it on a sunny day
- >if it's rainin
- >you don't order no sundae
- >girl in line
- >she orders a sundae
- >i say
- >"she got that right"
- >i'm ready to order
- >get back in line
- >i'm thinkin
- >"sundaes"
- >guy walks by
- >uses the bathroom
- >i say i don't wanna order
- >i don't wanna order when someone's usin' the bathroom
- >sit back down
- >gotta sit back down
- >check the menu.
- >they got these menu options.
- >two for five dollars.
- >mister five-by-five
- >take yourself out tonight
- >get your mcdonalds.
- >they got the fries
- >they got apple pie.
- >they got fresh apple pie.
- >with the crust.
- >i say
- >"apple piieee..... ."
- >no one else is orderin
- >the apple pie
- >they're gettin cheeseburgers
- >quarter pounders
- >big macs
- >i get back in line
- >i'm thinkin apple pie
- >back in line
- >girl in line
- >lookin at the menu
- >takin her time
- >i say
- >are you ready to order?
- >she says
- >no.
- >you go on ahead
- >i say i ain't ready yet
- >sit back down
- >takin her time.
- >lookin at the menu
- >i say
- >you gotta order, sweetie.
- >takin her time
- >they got some new orders in
- >they put em out
- >brown paper bags
- >they just waitin' there
- >brown paper bags
- >they got orders comin in
- >you gotta pick up your food
- >when they call your order
- >i look around
- >i see them comin
- >i say
- >gotta pick up your food
- >when they call your order
- >brown paper bags
- >just sittin there
- >gotta pick up your order
- >when they call it.
- >get back in line.
- >i'm waitin in line
- >the cashier girl
- >she ain't ready yet
- >somethin wrong
- >with the machine
- >she got a problem
- >with the machine
- >she says
- >"it ain't workin right"
- >sit back down
- >think about my order
- >they got problems with the machines here
- >i say
- >"they got problems with the machines"
- >all these machines
- >gotta think about my order
- >what it means to me
- >think about my order
- >two large fries
- >diet coke on ice
- >they got these ice machines
- >ice machines
- >you gotta clean em out
- >they don't clean em out
- >i say i don't order the ice
- >i tell 'em don't give me the ice
- >i get a diet coke
- >i say don't give me the ice
- >sometimes they forget
- >i say dont' give me the ice
- >but sometimes you get your coke
- >they put the ice in it
- >i take it back
- >i say don't give me the ice
- >you gotta clean the machines
- >they get dirty.
- >they don't clean the machines here.
- >the ice gets dirty.
- >i say give me somethin' clean
- >don't gimme the ice.
- >waitin' in line.
- >takin my time.
- >still gotta order.
- >when i'm ready
- >i'll order
- >takin' my time.
- >waitin' in line.
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