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  1. [21:56:15]  SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit
  2. [21:56:19] <aperson> that nick
  3. [21:56:20] <aperson> ap
  4. [21:56:26] <SamVib> anyone else having problems signing in?
  5. [21:56:31] <aperson> I check it periodically
  6. [21:56:35] <aperson> SamVib↳ it's just you
  7. [21:56:37] <aperson> keep trying
  8. [21:56:42] <SamVib> I tried.
  9. [21:56:42] <pinkfu> SamVib, just you
  10. [21:56:46]  l0de has quit ()
  11. [21:57:00] <dd-wrt> Tunix2_: from a headache or from life?
  12. [21:57:04] <Tunix2_> pinkfu, although it sounds like your problems were way worse than mine. But i guess everyone has different problems and those different problems can affect them on multiple scales. One thing may not sound so bad to one person but be hell to another
  13. [21:57:16] <pinkfu> eh, I deal
  14. [21:57:17] <Suaviloquent> Alright Reddit, help me decide what movie to watch, Star Wars or Sherlock Holmes?
  15. [21:57:18] <SamVib> you guys trollin' me?
  16. [21:57:27] <justtip> try harder SamVib
  17. [21:57:30] <justtip> like, really hard
  18. [21:57:31] <nnagflar> Star Wars
  19. [21:57:32] <SamVib> :(
  20. [21:57:32] <jaybdavis01> original trilogy or prequels?
  21. [21:57:36] <pinkfu> I still get the vertigo and have a whole host of issues, but I smoke and I stick with my dude and it works out
  22. [21:57:41] <pinkfu> I may die, but whatever
  23. [21:57:44] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, life. I dont think i have the balls to do anything stupid but i had the balls to get very close to that edge i guess i would say without getting too specific
  24. [21:57:47] <Suaviloquent> jaybdavis01, the prequel that came out 2 years ago.
  25. [21:57:50] <Suaviloquent> er
  26. [21:57:51] <Suaviloquent> Not 2
  27. [21:57:53] <Suaviloquent> like
  28. [21:57:54] <jaybdavis01> NOPE.
  29. [21:57:54] <Suaviloquent> 4-5
  30. [21:57:58] <dd-wrt> tunix, i hear you
  31. [21:58:00] <jaybdavis01> Sherlock Holmes it is then
  32. [21:58:06] <dd-wrt> and i have a loaded 38 in my night stand
  33. [21:58:09] <justtip> this orange four loko is strong to quiet strong
  34. [21:58:10] <zaapiel> sherlock holmes was a pimp
  35. [21:58:10] <SamVib> theres not even an option to sign in.
  36. [21:58:19] <SamVib> just register
  37. [21:58:25] <dd-wrt> SamVib, is your browser up to date?
  38. [21:58:27] <SamVib> I click register and sign in
  39. [21:58:27] <pinkfu> Tunix2_, if you ever start looking at the clock and noticing that what seems like hours is only a few min, then get help
  40. [21:58:36] <SamVib> but yet it doesn't sign me in.
  41. [21:58:37]  nnagflar (~nnagflar@174-29-21-178.hlrn.qwest.net) has left #reddit
  42. [21:58:38] <aperson> SamVib↳ make sure your computer is up to date
  43. [21:58:44] <Tunix2_> I have a loaded 9mm sitting here in bed next to me. Turns out you do know what im saying lol
  44. [21:58:46] <SamVib> Its up to date. Chrome 9.
  45. [21:58:48] <pinkfu> apparently it is a sign of someone who is capable of trying to off themselves
  46. [21:58:50] <dd-wrt> probably your browser
  47. [21:58:57] <justtip> SamVib, try refactoring the normals
  48. [21:58:58] <aperson> reddit won't let you log in unless you're up to date for security reasons
  49. [21:59:02] <SamVib> let me try another one.
  50. [21:59:08] <Tunix2_> pinkfu, I never thought about it that way but i really will keep that in mind
  51. [21:59:13] <Suaviloquent> are you using firefox?
  52. [21:59:15] <dd-wrt> Tunix2_, my cat literally saved my life in dec.
  53. [21:59:22] <Suaviloquent> reddit's working fine on IE for me, SamVib
  54. [21:59:24] <Suaviloquent> try that.
  55. [21:59:24] <pinkfu> My cat is a huge help
  56. [21:59:25] <Suaviloquent> Idk why
  57. [21:59:38] <pinkfu> SamVib, did you try rebooting?
  58. [21:59:47] <SamVib> Hmm, I tried IE, won't work.
  59. [21:59:50] <SamVib> I'll reboot now.
  60. [21:59:50] <dd-wrt> only reason i could come up with that i should keep living is that my cat... errr... has issues, and would get put down if she wound up in a shelter
  61. [22:00:00]  SamVib has quit (Quit: brb computer issues)
  62. [22:00:02] <Suaviloquent> Weird, IE is the only thing reddit's working for me right now, must be a firefox patch thing.
  63. [22:00:03] <Suaviloquent> lol
  64. [22:00:03] <justtip> SamVib, wait, install netscape navigator
  65. [22:00:05] <Suaviloquent> We're assholes
  66. [22:00:06] <justtip> oh, hes gone
  67. [22:00:08] <Suaviloquent> hi-five guys
  68. [22:00:10] <pinkfu> yes, yes we are
  69. [22:00:11] <dd-wrt> bahahahah
  70. [22:00:16] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, I have a cat but its not at college here with me. I ca see how he could help me through pretty much anything...
  71. [22:00:17] <pinkfu> ahahaha
  72. [22:00:22] <Suaviloquent> when he comes back let's think of other shit to say
  73. [22:00:30] <Suaviloquent> not netscape, how about opera
  74. [22:00:33] <Suaviloquent> or.. safari
  75. [22:00:33] <aperson> I was going to have them change their dns settings
  76. [22:00:36] <dd-wrt> because you live in dorms or what?
  77. [22:00:36] <Suaviloquent> LOL
  78. [22:00:37] <dd-wrt> because
  79. [22:00:45] <Suaviloquent> tell them to open up their wifi
  80. [22:00:45] <dd-wrt> if you have diagnosed depression
  81. [22:00:52] <dd-wrt> you can have a cat in dorms with a doctor's note
  82. [22:00:58] <src> hey, so, not all of the deaths on 1000 ways to die are real, even though it says they are in the beginning? [6]
  83. [22:01:03] <Tunix2_> No i have an apartment but its my mothers cat and she may need him more than me lol
  84. [22:01:07] <dd-wrt> ahhh
  85. [22:01:13] <pinkfu> If he comes back...
  86. [22:01:19] <pinkfu> unplug and wait a min?
  87. [22:01:20] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, not for the same reasons though im sure
  88. [22:01:26] <aperson> then maybe they can try burning a linux livecd and testing reddit from there
  89. [22:01:42] <aperson> could be a windows issue
  90. [22:01:45] <zaapiel> lol linux
  91. [22:01:49] <justtip> i miss degaussing my monitor
  92. [22:01:54] <zaapiel> computers are a fad anyways
  93. [22:01:55] <justtip> bbwaaaanngggg
  94. [22:02:00] <Suaviloquent> tell them to try on the ipad
  95. [22:02:02] <pinkfu> oh man, we are awful people
  96. [22:02:03] <Suaviloquent> works just fine on the ipad!
  97. [22:02:06] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, I dont have the money to go out and get a therapist. I dont even know if i really need one but if i did i would be to afraid to have a paper trail on that sort of thing
  98. [22:02:06] <Suaviloquent> idk about laptops and desktops
  99. [22:02:07] <pinkfu> let's keep doing it
  100. [22:02:13] <dd-wrt> when i broke up with my ex (whose cat i basically raised from a kitten because he was gone for work all the time) and no longer had a kitty around, i realized how much it helped me, and got my shrink to write a letter to my landlord telling him to make an exception to his policy and let me have a cat
  101. [22:02:13] <zaapiel> i have an ipad
  102. [22:02:19] <zaapiel> i used to to seduce wimmins
  103. [22:02:26] <zaapiel> but also to make typos
  104. [22:02:26]  null has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds)
  105. [22:02:40] <jaybdavis01> dd-wrt: did he make an exception for you?
  106. [22:02:42] <pinkfu> haha I just impressed my gay-bro with a belch
  107. [22:02:45] <src> how many times have you held it up to your ear like it was a big phone?
  108. [22:02:52] <dd-wrt> jaybdavis01: he was legally obligated to
  109. [22:03:02] <dd-wrt> americans with disabilities act
  110. [22:03:11] <jaybdavis01> that counts for that?
  111. [22:03:15]  foothor (to@CMU-414583.WV.CC.CMU.EDU) has joined #reddit
  112. [22:03:16] <jaybdavis01> That's cool, I didn't know that
  113. [22:03:19] <zaapiel> my dad said you always have more than one kid because one might be gay
  114. [22:03:35] <dd-wrt> yeah it's discrimination on the basis of disability if you don't allow a "comfort animal"
  115. [22:03:47] <pinkfu> zaapiel, haha
  116. [22:03:48] <dd-wrt> legally protected in the same manner as a service animal
  117. [22:03:53] <Suaviloquent> My dad told me that if I ever got a piercing or a tattoo, or turned gay, not to step inside his house
  118. [22:03:56] <justtip> zaapiel, are you an only child
  119. [22:03:58] <Suaviloquent> Daddy-O is veryyyyyyy closed minded
  120. [22:04:03] <pinkfu> dude, that is fucked up
  121. [22:04:05] <zaapiel> nah 3 brothers
  122. [22:04:07] <Suaviloquent> And believes getting a tattoo and piercing means being gay..
  123. [22:04:11] <src> yeah
  124. [22:04:13] <src> fucked up yo
  125. [22:04:19] <pinkfu> Well, my gay bro may be one of the few gay men to never go through any of that shit
  126. [22:04:34] <pinkfu> No one in the family gives a shit
  127. [22:04:35] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, i am going to venture off a bit but i thought about this for a while.  in a weird way having the gun reinforces the fact that i would never use it on myself. Something about it being there and allowing me the capability. Plus i dont think i could put all the ones i love through that type of hell, especially after loosing my old man
  128. [22:04:36] <src> my entire family is socially akward
  129. [22:04:38] <dd-wrt> sometimes i forget i have a tattoo and then i'm looking at myself in the bathroom mirror and i'm like WHOA
  130. [22:04:47] <pinkfu> other than telling him to tone down the faggy shit once in a while
  131. [22:04:48] <jaybdavis01> that's cool i didn't know that companion animals counted too
  132. [22:04:51]  astoriakidd has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  133. [22:04:52] <dd-wrt> yeah tunix
  134. [22:04:54] <jaybdavis01> That's good, they can really help people
  135. [22:05:01]  SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit
  136. [22:05:04] <pinkfu> but we tell my hippy-bro to tone down his hippie shit too
  137. [22:05:06] <Suaviloquent> My mom thinks all girls are crazy, except Indian ones (I'm Indian as well, by birth)
  138. [22:05:09] <pinkfu> SamVib, it work?
  139. [22:05:14] <SamVib> nope :(
  140. [22:05:14] <dd-wrt> as i told a friend recently
  141. [22:05:20] <Suaviloquent> SamVib, dude, did you try IE?
  142. [22:05:24] <dd-wrt> i've had the desire and the means for over ten years and i'm still here
  143. [22:05:25] <SamVib> Yep.
  144. [22:05:27] <pinkfu> Maybe if you unplug and wait a minute
  145. [22:05:28] <dd-wrt> so take comfort in that
  146. [22:05:32] <Suaviloquent> weird, cause it works for me
  147. [22:05:37] <Suaviloquent> do u have safari or opera or another browser?
  148. [22:05:41] <Suaviloquent> cause ff and chrome don't work
  149. [22:05:42] <src> what's wrong?
  150. [22:05:47] <SamVib> I'll try opera
  151. [22:05:48] <src> perhaps i could be of assistance
  152. [22:06:00]  src dawns his cape
  153. [22:06:02] <Tunix2_> I will keep that in mind
  154. [22:06:05]  shhhh (m@0x7c0.com) has left #reddit
  155. [22:06:06] <Suaviloquent> super-src
  156. [22:06:12] <dd-wrt> have you upgraded to firefox 4.0 yet?
  157. [22:06:16] <dd-wrt> because that could be the problem
  158. [22:06:23] <jaybdavis01> Reddit works for me
  159. [22:06:25] <Tunix2_> Okay I have been in my own world here for a minute. What technical problems are we trying to troubleshoot?
  160. [22:06:26] <SamVib> I use Chrome.
  161. [22:06:27] <jaybdavis01> it's just in read only mode
  162. [22:06:28]  sQuEE` has quit (Read error: No route to host)
  163. [22:06:31] <pinkfu> Me too, I use Chrome :/
  164. [22:06:37] <jaybdavis01> Firefox on OS X
  165. [22:06:38] <pinkfu> I am on the Beta channel though
  166. [22:06:38] <src> opera <3
  167. [22:06:39] <pinkfu> are you?
  168. [22:06:40] <jaybdavis01> Firefox 3
  169. [22:06:42] <Suaviloquent> same here, went from chrome -> ff -> IE
  170. [22:06:45] <Suaviloquent> that's the only thing it'd work on
  171. [22:06:46] <Tunix2_> Chrome
  172. [22:06:48] <Suaviloquent> Idk about the others
  173. [22:06:50] <SamVib> Nope.
  174. [22:06:52] <src> fags
  175. [22:07:03] <Suaviloquent> have you tried refreshing your IP's dns?
  176. [22:07:04] <Tunix2_> src, source?
  177. [22:07:08] <pinkfu> SamVib, which Chrome channel are you on?
  178. [22:07:12] <dd-wrt> SamVib: do you have another computer you can try?
  179. [22:07:20] <SamVib> chrome 9
  180. [22:07:25] <src> Tunix2_:  huh?
  181. [22:07:26] <SamVib> I'll try my phone.
  182. [22:07:27] <pinkfu> Is it the beta channel?
  183. [22:07:32] <MatthewSly> New Politics gives me eargasms.
  184. [22:07:34] <pinkfu> that is what I'm on
  185. [22:07:35] <SamVib> crap, phone is dead
  186. [22:07:38] <Tunix2_> src, nvm
  187. [22:07:40] <dd-wrt> damn
  188. [22:07:41] <Suaviloquent> samvib, are you on windows?
  189. [22:07:45]  clone1018 (~IceChat77@pool-71-123-153-42.dllstx.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #reddit
  190. [22:07:45] <SamVib> I'll ask my brother if he can log on.
  191. [22:07:48] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 8
  192. [22:07:50] <jaybdavis01> what websites aren't working?
  193. [22:07:51] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 7*
  194. [22:07:53] <Suaviloquent> windows 8, lol
  195. [22:07:56] <dd-wrt> windows 8 huh
  196. [22:07:56] <Suaviloquent> okay
  197. [22:07:58] <pinkfu> I'm on Ubuntu
  198. [22:07:59] <SamVib> Just Reddit.
  199. [22:08:04] <Limp_Trizkit> i'm on windows8
  200. [22:08:07] <Suaviloquent> samvib: do this, run cmd as administrator
  201. [22:08:07] <Tunix2_> Hes from the future that makes sense!
  202. [22:08:10] <pinkfu> Maybe your ip was banned?
  203. [22:08:12] <Suaviloquent> then type in ipconfig /flushdns
  204. [22:08:20] <pinkfu> Did you post something terrible?
  205. [22:08:22] <src> SamVib:  clear cache/cookies/temp internet history?
  206. [22:08:23] <jaybdavis01> You can't even get it to load at all?
  207. [22:08:27] <SamVib> It loads.
  208. [22:08:30] <SamVib> I can't log in.
  209. [22:08:34] <Suaviloquent> weird..
  210. [22:08:34] <src> lol
  211. [22:08:35] <pinkfu> What does it say?
  212. [22:08:37] <supersaw> you broke it
  213. [22:08:40] <Suaviloquent> do you have a username on reddit?
  214. [22:08:41] <justtip> log in, but with vigor
  215. [22:08:42] <uhfekt> YOU BROKE IT?!?
  216. [22:08:44] <SamVib> It doesn't say anything.
  217. [22:08:45] <justtip> you have to want it
  218. [22:08:51] <pinkfu> Like, when you login, what does it say?
  219. [22:08:52] <Suaviloquent> is your username samvib?
  220. [22:08:52] <uhfekt> HOW DID YOU BREAK IT?!?!
  221. [22:08:56] <SamVib> theres not an option for me to log in.
  222. [22:08:59] <Suaviloquent> wtf
  223. [22:09:02] <SamVib> its SwypeTips
  224. [22:09:03] <uhfekt> i think ur banned dawg
  225. [22:09:04] <Suaviloquent> the entire dialog box disappeared?
  226. [22:09:05] <src> yeah, what happens when you click login?
  227. [22:09:05] <Suaviloquent> okay
  228. [22:09:05] <pinkfu> weird
  229. [22:09:09] <uhfekt> you madd banned
  230. [22:09:11] <SamVib> and I click "Register"
  231. [22:09:13] <pinkfu> are you logging in from the  main page?
  232. [22:09:14] <uhfekt> for life
  233. [22:09:16] <jaybdavis01> Does anyone use opendns?
  234. [22:09:16] <SamVib> and then I log in from there
  235. [22:09:16] <dd-wrt> if you want to give me your password i'll try it from my computer
  236. [22:09:23] <aperson> SamVib↳ have you tried changing your DNS?
  237. [22:09:26] <Suaviloquent> I messaged you SwypeTips, you should be getting a message from 'lolliquent' soon
  238. [22:09:28] <Suaviloquent> er, if you can log in
  239. [22:09:30]  Ogm has quit (Quit: Ogm)
  240. [22:09:31] <Suaviloquent> it'll show you instructions
  241. [22:09:36] <uhfekt> flushdns wont help for a ban
  242. [22:09:38] <SamVib> then it takes me back to reddit and I am not logged it.
  243. [22:09:39] <supersaw> give me your credit card and your firstborn child and i'll try to login for you
  244. [22:09:40] <Suaviloquent> yeah, damn
  245. [22:09:46] <SamVib> I don't know if I am banned :\
  246. [22:09:51] <Suaviloquent> You probably are..
  247. [22:09:53] <pinkfu> SamVib, which page are you trying to login from?
  248. [22:09:54] <SamVib> I didn't post anything bad
  249. [22:09:56] <Suaviloquent> because if the login info is gone completely
  250. [22:09:58] <SamVib> I rarely post.
  251. [22:09:59] <uhfekt> im guessing its a life-time ban
  252. [22:10:03] <uhfekt> cause reddit doesnt fuck around
  253. [22:10:05] <Tunix2_> SamVib, email me at trusted1@mailinator.com with your user and pass and ill check if you got banned or not
  254. [22:10:05] <src> have you made any rude/crude/vile comments lately
  255. [22:10:10] <justtip> possibly panned for underposting
  256. [22:10:12] <SamVib> pinkfu, from the mainpage
  257. [22:10:16] <SamVib> Nope.
  258. [22:10:18] <justtip> baannnnedddddd
  259. [22:10:22] <src> totally banned
  260. [22:10:22] <pinkfu> What does it say at the top of the main page?
  261. [22:10:27] <pinkfu> Anything different?
  262. [22:10:28] <uhfekt> defo banned
  263. [22:10:33] <Tunix2_> Banned as fuck
  264. [22:10:37] <src> mucho grundo banned
  265. [22:10:39] <uhfekt> banned as all fucks
  266. [22:10:42] <pinkfu> Or just the normal page?
  267. [22:10:44] <pinkfu> :D
  268. [22:10:51] <SamVib> .....shit
  269. [22:10:52] <Suaviloquent> you need to find reddit's server farm, SamVimes
  270. [22:10:53] <SamVib> reddit is in "emergency read-only mode" right now. :( you won't be able to log in. we're sorry, and are working frantically to fix the problem.
  271. [22:10:55] <Suaviloquent> er, samvib
  272. [22:10:57] <supersaw> SamVib: sorry dude i just check the DataBass, it appears you are perm-banned forever
  273. [22:11:03] <SamVib> I am stupid
  274. [22:11:03]  pinkfu snards
  275. [22:11:04] <uhfekt> fuck you SamVib
  276. [22:11:14] <pinkfu> hahaha
  277. [22:11:19] <SamVib> why fuck me? :(
  278. [22:11:21] <uhfekt> you ruined everything
  279. [22:11:22] <Tunix2_> hahahaha
  280. [22:11:25]  TheErik (~erik@c-71-59-196-10.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has joined #reddit
  281. [22:11:30] <dd-wrt> rofl
  282. [22:11:35] <jaybdavis01> They are probably redoing some backend stuff
  283. [22:11:36] <dd-wrt> PRICELESS
  284. [22:11:36] <Suaviloquent> ahhh SamVib, I'll be honest
  285. [22:11:39] <Suaviloquent> WE'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING YOU
  286. [22:11:40] <src> you just got banned irl
  287. [22:11:41] <jaybdavis01> And need the DB to be down
  288. [22:11:42] <Tunix2_> SamVib, not only did you break reddit you ruined reddit for a million users!
  289. [22:11:43] <Suaviloquent> REDDIT IS DOWN FOR EVERYONE
  290. [22:11:44] <pinkfu> Like, trolling hard
  291. [22:11:45] <Suaviloquent> LOL.
  292. [22:11:46] <pinkfu> sorry
  293. [22:11:46] <dd-wrt> SO FUCKING PRICELESS
  294. [22:11:48] <SamVib> fuck you
  295. [22:11:49] <Suaviloquent> LOL, LOL, LOL.
  296. [22:11:51] <pinkfu> SORRY
  297. [22:11:52] <SamVib> FUCK YOU
  298. [22:11:53] <SamVib> :(
  299. [22:11:54] <Suaviloquent> I'm SORRY
  300. [22:11:54] <pinkfu> hahahaha
  301. [22:11:55] * ChanServ sets mode +q #reddit *!*@*unaffiliated/pendragon/x-6137140
  302. [22:11:57] <uhfekt> lawl
  303. [22:11:58]  duey (~duey@2001:44b8:61::1d7) has joined #reddit
  304. [22:12:00] <dd-wrt> i am laughing so fucking hard right now
  305. [22:12:01] <jaybdavis01> Or they are migrating servers, which would explain why some people can't get it at all
  306. [22:12:08]  pinkfu is crying
  307. [22:12:08] <uhfekt> now thats a real ban
  308. [22:12:09] <SamVib> you can all eat my dick
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