Gokuchuu! ch1: Transfer

p1
>Spring!
>The season of beginnings!

>Entering kindergarten.
>Entering school.
>Entering employment!!
>And, in my case...

p2-3
>Entering
>prison!
>>No.831 Haruno Urara
>>No.510 Natsukawa Himari
>>No.315 Akitsuki Yuzuki
>>No.81 Fuyushiro Hana

p4
>Dear Haruno Nodoka-sama,
>my cute little sister,

>Your big sister has been caught by the police after getting some veggies*...
>No. 831 Haruno Kirara
>Offense: Possession of cannabis, repeated offense.
>Sentence: One year

>It's lonely here without anyone around.

>>Gokuchuu memo!: "Veggies" refers to w*ed!

p5
>But the guards tell me that I'll be moving to a shared cell soon!

>...
>I wonder... if I'll make any friends?
>Haruno!

>You're being transferred. Gather your things.
>!

p6
>I should start with a cheerful greeting...
>What should I do... for my self-introduction?
>Talk about my skills and hobbies or something...? Erm...
>I know! Maybe it'll be easier if I start off by doing something funny...?
>I'm not alone anymore...!
>I'm happy... but also really nervous...!

>This is your room starting today.
>!
>Right!

p7
>No.510 Natsukawa Himari
>Offense: Work-related fraud
>Sentence: 30 months

>No.315 Akitsuki Yuzuki
>Offense: Inflicting bodily harm
>Sentence: 2 years

>No.81 Fuyushiro Hana
>Offense: ???
>Sentence: 8 years

p8
>...
>The room head will take it from here.

>Awawawa
>Get along, everyone!

>Put your desk over there.
>Ah.
>Right.

>Oh yeah, a greeting...
>I need to give a cheerful greeting so we can become friends...!

p9
>I'm Haruno! Nice to meet you!

>Please be quiet.

>Huh...? That's odd... My friend-making plan is...
>No...! I can't give up here...

>I need to...
>do something.

>...
>I'm gonna do... an impression...!
>*Actually speaking in a quiet voice.

>Seaweed!!

p10
>Next is...
>noodles!!

>It's the exact same thing...

>!!
>That got a response...?!
>Should I keep going for it...?!
>T-...
>To continue...

p11
>Tofu skin!!

>Th-...
>This is tought...!
>...!

p12
>Ahahaha

>?!
>!?
>!?
>Man...
>Sorry about that.
>Fuhah
>Hihehe

>Sensei yells at us if we make too much noise...
>so we had to hold in our laughter until the hallway door was shut.

>>Gokuchuu Memo!: The prison guard in charge of them is called Sensei!

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>That was some pretty nice physical comedy!
>It made me laugh even in this "unlaughable" situation we're in...
>Fu

>I'm Natsukawa!
>You're a pretty funny girl! I like you!

>Fuyushiro...
>I hope you'll do another impression...

>I'm Akitsuki.
>Well,
>we're all criminals here.

p14
>I can't say... that it'll be fun,
>but we'll be in your company until you've paid for your crimes!

>Dear Haruno Nodoka-sama, my cute little sister,

>Well then, here's a request... "Nagashi soumen"!
>Wah!
>I think your little sister will be able to do her best here!

>...Maybe.