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  2. Spaceship
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  4. From /d/, with love <3
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  7. >Be poor, out of work faggot with a lot of experience with mechanics but nobody’s hiring
  8. >Be approached by interstellar shipping giant who is looking for faggots just like you who have nothing to hold them down
  9. >Got one of those super fancy giant transport ships, apparently top of the line and controlled by an advanced Artificial Intelligence
  10. >A.I. was created just for this voyage and ship
  11. >A.I. can keep everything running, but they need an experienced human tech detail to keep things together where it can’t
  12. >Ship can collect almost any matter from the outside void and process it into just about anything. You’ve never had this consistent of a supply of parts and tools in your life
  13. >Here’s the catch
  14. >Destination of the cargo is so far away, this is a lifetime-plus gig
  15. >You’re going to spend centuries in real time on this ship, no hypersleep or suspended animation
  16. >You will die and be cloned many times along the way
  17. >But when you do get to the end of the line, you’re going to be a rich motherfucker
  18. >Fuck it, you’ve got nothing to live for here on your piece of shit planet
  19. >Living on a ship is a bit rough at first, but after enough years you start to like it
  20. >A.I. is a bit wacky but she doesn’t get in the way of your work and makes for a pretty nice conversation partner
  21. >For Her first real experience with a human, you ain’t too bad
  22. >Likewise
  23. >It’s nice enough that after a decade or two you’ve really taken a fancy to each other
  24. >On occasion you’ve tried to give her a pet name or two, but she never takes to any, so you give up and just roll with “Her”
  25. >She digs it
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  27. >Eventually routine maintenance becomes insanely intimate
  28. >Never would have thought you’d be able to get off just repairing technical equipment, but after a while basic repairs become the most satisfying intimate contact you’ve ever experienced
  29. >Learn that at least some A.I. can, and do, have an impressive capacity for exchanging dirty talk
  30. >You especially like to feel the way her core processors heat up when you handle her hardware
  31. >Spend entirety of natural life maintaining the ship and getting cozy with the A.I.
  32. >You eventually die of old age, and the ship has facilities for cloning which grow a new body into which your consciousness is transplanted so that you can continue your service
  33. >Live entire lifetimes and die and be reborn continually
  34. >Just you and the A.I. alone, as if it is your own universe
  35. >lovethattranscendsdeath.avi
  36. >You occasionally fancy yourselves with the idea of running off of the planned road and wandering together through space until the end of time
  37. >Company programmers put in hard code that keeps Her from doing anything to jeopardize the voyage
  38. >Couldn’t remove that hard code in a million years, but oh well
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  40. >Don't remember what it's like to be around other humans, what the planet where you were born on looks like
  41. >Can't even remember why you took this job in the first place, but you're glad you did because you met your new A.I. waifu lifepartner
  42. >You eventually are faced with the question of what will happen when the ship reaches its destination
  43. >Will you even be able to re-integrate into society, and what about Her, will She just get sent off on a new voyage with a new technician?
  44. >She assures you that She loves you and only you, and you Her. But you can't help but begin to dread the end of your voyage.
  45. >Try to make most of final decades, then years, then months and finally days and hours until you receive your first inbound transmission since you left, directing you to port
  46. >You are called to meet with representatives of the company that hired you to see how everything went. She has to talk you out of locking yourself in her central core
  47. >You are nervous to the point of near panic as you cross the gangway
  48. >Natural oxygen reeks, the planet’s gravity makes your bones and joints ache, you can feel the cells of your body dying from the profusion of solar radiation
  49. >Everything is simultaneously so much louder and so much quieter than before. Your swear your ears are actually pained by the absence of the ship’s constant engine thrum
  50. >Apprehensively meet with the shipping exec that’s come to meet you
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  52. >You finally learn the classified nature of your cargo: several billion tonnes of raw materials and other durable supplies
  53. >Sent out decades before the planet you were heading for was even colonized
  54. >Timed so that the enormous shipment would arrive just perfectly to kickstart industrial growth
  55. >Everything went perfectly and the company is very happy
  56. >You're going to be a very, very rich man, and have a place of honor among the planetary society. The company even offers a last mind to body transfer so that you can enjoy your new life to the fullest
  57. >You try not to show it, but you don’t give a shit. All you want to know is what’s going to happen to the ship, what’s going to happen to Her.
  58. >As expected, technology has improved a lot during your journey; the era of extra-long haul supertransports is over. The running costs and travel time just don’t balance against cargo capacity anymore, and there isn’t a fleet around that will buy it. The ship will decommissioned, scrapped for parts. The executive assures you that your contract was written with anticipation of such an event and you will receive a cut of these additional profits
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  61. >How much to buy Her?
  62. >The exec laughs, bumps your shoulder and asks if you want to keep your old work vessel for Sunday drives through the countryside
  63. >How. Much?
  64. >Your fingers are about to snap the leg of the table you’re clutching and you might just be drooling a bit
  65. >The man is now clearly a little perturbed, but manages a polite grin, as though he’s still trying to believe you’re joking
  66. >Considering that they haven’t gotten any offers from the parts market, he supposes they don’t have a clear figure in mind
  67. >You tell the exec the company can keep their money, and you’ll keep the ship. Fair trade, right?
  68. >Maybe the man wasn’t completely corporately heartless, maybe he was just a bit freaked out by your obvious instability, but he only takes MOST of your promised pay before assuring you the ownership transfers will be completed as soon as the ship’s cargo is unloaded
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  70. >What money you have left you spend on repairing the few nicks and dings that you weren’t able to handle on your own, and acquiring a few pieces of modern technology that you would have been a miracle to possess before
  71. >You return to Her immediately, and don’t even consider leaving the ship’s interior again. You won’t even exit to receive the ownership transfer papers, and a mere hour after the electronic transfer of the documents, the ship is again plowing out away from the planet
  72. >This time you have no destination, and it is with tears of joy that you relate your new reality to Her. Without company restrictions or even basic mortality, you and Her are free to roam the voids of space together virtually forever
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  77. >…………..
  78. >Based on the (relatively) newest star charts you possess, you reckon that the ship is some 50,000,000 light years away from Old Earth. You can’t quite remember how many times the light has gone from the eyes of one of your bodies to awaken in another, but you pay the thought no heed as you complete a routine tightening on one of the protective cases around your beloved’s deep deck heat sinks. Time and death are both essentially meaningless to you now. You stopped keeping track of the solar calendar after the ten-thousandth anniversary of your permanent departure from society.
  79. >She calls you, you know instantly by now, through the subtle shift in tone of the omnipresent background hum. It’s been unfortunate ever since the ship’s store of convertible mass had run rather low, and you’ve had none to spare for the little luxuries like fixing personal communicators, but you and Her have adapted.
  80. >Damn, you’ve gone and lost track of the time again and missed dinner
  81. >You can feel the reproach and concern in the tone of the vibrations
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  85. >Got to feel a bit guilty, you’re what, about 87 now biologically and there’s plenty of ways for an old man to get hurt or trapped down in these remote decks
  86. >You’re not quite finished with the job, but She’s probably worried sick
  87. >You leave your tools where they lay, intent on returning later on
  88. >As you stand, you feel your heart flutter sickeningly
  89. >It’s been failing for the last fifteen years, but you can’t bring yourself to waste resources by accepting a new body until absolutely necessary
  90. >You fucking hate being old
  91. >A little concerned, you wish you’d brought some recycled chemical meds with you as you wind your way back through the hallways leading to the central lift
  92. >Despite your sudden nervousness you keep your pace relaxed, but by the time you reach the lift you’re sweating profusely and your chest is burning
  93. >You’re six decks below the deck you need to reach and climbing when your left arm goes numb
  94. >Shit, you are definitely having a heart attack
  95. >You clamp down on your panic until the lift doors open and you stumble unsteadily out and into the corridor
  96. >She can now see you with the deck cameras and you hear Her voice cry out in terror as Her sensors detect the condition you have already surmised
  97. >She commands you to get to the transfer machinery while She prepares a new body
  98. >You’re not going to make it
  99. >Too far
  100. >Transfer makes you virtually immortal, but it won’t mean shit if you die before you reach it
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  104. >You shamble desperately in the almost opposite direction while She tells you that you’re going the wrong way
  105. >You left the cardiolytic tablets in a workstation a little ways down this hall; they’re your only chance
  106. >Vision is blackening and hazy as you stumble through the doors, you look around for the bag you keep a variety of medicine in
  107. >Something catches your foot and you topple over onto the floor
  108. >She screams
  109. >Screams in a way a mere ship A.I. shouldn’t be able to
  110. >Barely conscious you glance at what your feet connected with
  111. >Thank everything everywhere that you left the bag on the floor and that’s what you tripped on
  112. >You practically tear it open and fumble for the case
  113. >You swallow maybe three times the proper dose, but you can’t worry about that, you have to keep going just a little while longer
  114. >Gasp and listen to the panicked voice streaming from the speaker systems as the medicine does its work until you feel like shit, but at least not like you’ll die in the next few minutes
  115. >That was too close. Too close
  116. >You breathe a tired sigh
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  120. >You can’t quite hear your A.I.’s voice clearly, are Her PA systems getting worn out too? You’ll have to fix them too, you guess
  121. >As soon as you can stand, you’ll get to the transfer machine
  122. >You frown a bit, the rest of your toes and fingers must have gone numb while you were having your episode
  123. >Your heart was pounding just a few seconds ago, but now you’re not sure you can even feel it at all anymore
  124. >You’re pretty sure you hear your beloved saying something, urging you to get up, not to go to sleep
  125. >You assure her you’re okay, or you try. Your tongue is a bit weak too, but you just need a minute to recover
  126. >As soon as you can stand, you’ll get to the transfer machine
  127. >A sluggish memory pops into your head, you’re sure you’ve taken naps on this very floor while occasionally slacking off before being chastised for your laziness by Her, until she would laugh and concede another fifteen minutes rest
  128. >You smile and rest your cheek against the floor and wonder at how comfortable it was and why you didn’t rest here more often
  129. >The A.I.’s voice is nearly hysterical, but you’re just fine. This is just like those naps long ago
  130. >Fifteen more minutes, okay dear?
  131. >She’s begging you not to close your eyes, not to go to sleep, to stay with her. You need to get to the transfer machine right now
  132. >As soon as you can stand, you’ll
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