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a long time in the past, there was a man who went by the name jacob. jacob was the king of money, and this was seen as wicked to the pharaoh. so the pharaoh sentest two of his whoring servants to end him. and so the wicked whoring servants went unto the kingdom of money whose ruler was jacob and an image on a piece of furniture of a young person with large breast. as jacob was doing angel dust to get himself stoned out of his head, inward walked the servants of the pharaoh. the servants saidst unto him [ behold! for we have been sentest by the hand of the pharaoh to slay you! ] this did not please jacob, and asketh jacob [ what the shittim doest you say? for thou wouldest break into the kingdom of money? ] after saying this, a darkened skin man walked in and did lieth with the whoring servants. [ corrupted by reason of the swarm, my sword shalt make the end of the wicked whoring thou art doing in my kingdom! ] and thus, jacob did slay the servants. [ who hath delivered the people of whoring to my kingdom, if not the pharaoh? that dam pharaoh shalt taste the silver of my sword. only then the people shall be free from the whoring evil! ] jacob then putteth his nostrils on the good powder and took into himself the angel dust. [ this be the good shittim! i can hear the rain bow now, this doth be the shittim! ] jacob then journeyed to the pharaoh's office. it was a darkened evening, not a soul in sight. jacob was very stoned and was willing to bring the people what they had to have. jacob entered the pharaoh's office and saidst unto him [ you there! what the ass art thou doing? you doth bringeth evil upon your people! you keep them filled with hunger, and thou let whoring go on in thine kingdom! what is the reason behind this? ] the pharaoh said back to jacob [ whoring doth be required for worship of the children. the womb doth matter more than your f