Ode To Dizzy

Dizzy is awesome, or so it seems,

But when I think about him, I cum in my jeans.

He has a fiancee, and he loves her a lot,

But she best stay away, cuz I'm Dizzy's only thot.

Dizzy is honest, loyal, true,

Just thinking about him makes my balls blue.

And don't get me started on Dizzy's nanny,

Makes me hard as a Steelix,

As I grind on her fanny.

In conclusion, let's stage a coup,

We'll make AD Impish Bitch cry with our Hoopa-Moo!