In which Kara fights her demons

<yzabtech> ==START==
<Kara_Denlar> ((Wait, I forgot what the damage die on my book was.))
<yzabtech> ((crap me too))
<yzabtech> ((alright after scrolling through your post history i found it
<yzabtech> ))
<yzabtech> ((7d2 damage))
<Kara_Denlar> ((Aight, let's do this thing.))
<Kara_Denlar> Roll inititive?
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {18}
<yzabtech> ((1 sec))
<yzabtech> ((also you're fully healed))
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {21}
<yzabtech> "Oh, hello."
<yzabtech> Shadow-Kara is eating a box of unknown cereal. The box has strange symbols on the front, not matching up with any known language.
<Kara_Denlar> hey.
<Kara_Denlar> i'm going to go kick your ass now.
<Kara_Denlar> just letting you know.
<yzabtech> "i don't think you can,"
<Kara_Denlar> "might as well try."
<yzabtech> Shadow-Kara says as she makes a really big deal of pouring said cereal into a black bowl she just materialized.
<Kara_Denlar> "also, you sound kind of annoying."
<Kara_Denlar> "so here."
* Kara_Denlar attempts to strike the shadow with her book.
<yzabtech> ((i skipped my turn by pouring a bowl of cereal so you can move))
<yzabtech> ((roll to hit))
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {6}
<Kara_Denlar> ((Fantastic.))
<yzabtech> "How the hell do you miss me when i'm right here?"
<Kara_Denlar> "no fucking idea."
<Kara_Denlar> "maybe you're so fat that it just warps around back into being skinny."
<Kara_Denlar> "some bullshit like that."
<Kara_Denlar> ((Hurtful Words as a minor action.))
<yzabtech> Shadow-Kara materializes a spoon, and eats her cereal very, very slowly.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+1
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {13}
<yzabtech> "nnnnnnope. not gonna work on me."
<Kara_Denlar> "damnit."
<yzabtech> "want some?" Shadow-Kara holds out the cereal box.
<Kara_Denlar> "yeah nah."
<yzabtech> "more for me."
<Kara_Denlar> "i've had enough cereal for years anyway."
<Kara_Denlar> "also i was really paranoid about some cult of it for some reason."
<Kara_Denlar> "that was kind of weird and stupid, but whatever."
<yzabtech> "that was probably us."
<Kara_Denlar> "eh."
<Kara_Denlar> ((My turn?))
<yzabtech> ((yes))
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {8}
<Kara_Denlar> ((What is this))
<Kara_Denlar> "oh fucking hell."
<yzabtech> "i'm right here."
<Kara_Denlar> "how about you hold still."
<yzabtech> Shadow-Kara continues eating her cereal.
<Kara_Denlar> "well more still."
<Kara_Denlar> "like, no breathing still."
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {13}
<yzabtech> "i am, you're just disabled or something."
<Kara_Denlar> "fuck you."
<yzabtech> "nope, still not working."
<yzabtech> "who uses a book as a weapon anyway?"
<Kara_Denlar> "well how about you FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING SHIT."
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {25}
<Kara_Denlar> "FAUCK"
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 14d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 14d2 --> [ 14d2=24 ] | {24}
<yzabtech> "ouch."
<yzabtech> "but seriously, get a necronomicon or something if you're going to use a book."
<yzabtech> "and my offer's still up if you still want cereal."
<Kara_Denlar> "THIS IS A FUCKING NECROMOMICON YOU SHIT."
<yzabtech> "but first, it's payback time."
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {8}
<Kara_Denlar> "WOW."
<Kara_Denlar> "GOOD JOB AIMING."
<Kara_Denlar> "YOU ARE SO BAD AT HITTING THINGS."
<Kara_Denlar> "HAHAHAHAHA"
<yzabtech> Shadow-Kara reforms her cereal box into a book, but the book passes through you.
<yzabtech> Because it's a shadow-book.
<yzabtech> "you seem stressed."
<Kara_Denlar> "FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOUU."
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {16}
<yzabtech> "and how do you know it's a necronomicon?"
<yzabtech> "you've never even opened the--"
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 7d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 7d2 --> [ 7d2=11 ] | {11}
<yzabtech> "ouch."
<yzabtech> "you're just going to keep hitting me with that thing, are you."
<yzabtech> "does this provide you any satisfaction?"
<Kara_Denlar> "oh yeah, i should open it, that would be a FANTASTIC IDEA."
<Kara_Denlar> "it's obvious you just want me to get it open so you can become the princess of shitsville or some shit."
<Kara_Denlar> "so yeah, i think i'll keep hitting you."
<yzabtech> "shitsville isn't a place."
<Kara_Denlar> "IT'S A TERM OF MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH."
<yzabtech> "AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE IN A WORLD OF MOTHERFUCKING PAIN"
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {18}
<yzabtech> !roll 7d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 7d2 --> [ 7d2=8 ] | {8}
<Kara_Denlar> "OH SHUT U-"
<Kara_Denlar> "SHIT"
<Kara_Denlar> "THAT REALLY STINGED."
<Kara_Denlar> "LIKE, THERE'S A WELT NOW."
<Kara_Denlar> "THAT SUCKS!"
<yzabtech> "so do you."
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {19}
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 7d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 7d2 --> [ 7d2=10 ] | {10}
<yzabtech> "ouch."
<Kara_Denlar> "oh yeah, i'm sure going to lose this battle."
<Kara_Denlar> "i see no way around it."
<Kara_Denlar> "NO FUCKING WAY."
<yzabtech> "you sure you don't want any cereal?"
<Kara_Denlar> "why would i want your SHITTY ASS CEREAL."
<Kara_Denlar> (Hurtful words)
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+1
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
<yzabtech> "nope, still not working."
<Kara_Denlar> "AHHHHHH"
<yzabtech> "you mad?"
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {19}
<Kara_Denlar> "oh hardly, i'm ABSOLUTELY the BASTION of MOTHERFUCKING PEACE AND TRANQUILIT--"
<yzabtech> !roll 7d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 7d2 --> [ 7d2=9 ] | {9}
<Kara_Denlar> "FAUCK!"
<Kara_Denlar> "i'll make you FUCKING PAY FOR THAT."
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {19}
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 7d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 7d2 --> [ 7d2=8 ] | {8}
<yzabtech> "ouch. again."
<yzabtech> "if i die, the cereal goes too."
<yzabtech> "just saying."
<yzabtech> "better take the offer while it lasts."
<Kara_Denlar> "wow, i feel so horrible about that."
<Kara_Denlar> "WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE TO GAIN FROM YOUR FUCKING CEREAL?"
<yzabtech> "i dunno."
<yzabtech> "i was just asking."
<Kara_Denlar> "AHHHH FUCK it."
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {22}
<Kara_Denlar> "give me a fucking book."
<yzabtech> !roll 7d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 7d2 --> [ 7d2=11 ] | {11}
<Kara_Denlar> "wait i meant box GAH."
<yzabtech> "bam."
<yzabtech> "it's what you GET."
<yzabtech> "you know what else you get?"
<yzabtech> "a bowl. of cereal."
<Kara_Denlar> "SHUT UP."
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {22}
<yzabtech> Shadow-Kara hands you a bowl of cereal. The bowl is black, and the cereal is in strange extra-dimensional shapes.
<yzabtech> There's a spoon in the bowl. It's also black.
* Kara_Denlar takes the bowl, and then wallops Shadow-Kara with the spoon.
<yzabtech> Roll 2d2 for spoon damage.
<Kara_Denlar> !roll 2d2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d2 --> [ 2d2=2 ] | {2}
<yzabtech> ((does the 0 hp thing still apply to enemies or only players))
<yzabtech> thing apply*
<yzabtech> ((test))
<Kara_Denlar> ((Roll for recovery?))
<Kara_Denlar> ((That's only for players me thinks.))
<yzabtech> ((oh))
<yzabtech> "well then."
<yzabtech> "this is the end for me."
<yzabtech> The bowl she gave you disappears.
<Kara_Denlar> "oh shut up."
<yzabtech> "i'm ditching this place. or i'll always be a part of you, inner peace yadda yadda motivational speech."
<yzabtech> "g'night."
<Kara_Denlar> "..."
<Kara_Denlar> "what a loser."
<yzabtech> Shadow-Kara explodes into a thousand fragments, which disappear into thin air.
<yzabtech> I mean, she was you, so...
* Kara_Denlar decides not to dwell on this any longer.
<Kara_Denlar> ((End there?))
<yzabtech> ((almost))
<yzabtech> The fog around you lightens.
<yzabtech> You see Jonah, Axel, Zach and Lily waiting.
<yzabtech> Rank up to rank 30.
<yzabtech> Even though you feel peaceful after this battle, after beating your shadow-self to death with a book (and also a spoon),
<yzabtech> you can tell the battle isn't over yet.
<yzabtech> You see other people fighting their demons. Their fights.
<yzabtech> The battle continues.
<yzabtech> ==END==