I eat a lot of terrible bread-so I get used-to-the terrible bread taste, but-then I buy-some nice newly baked good bread for once-and I am reminded how fantastic bread can-be, thank you agricultural revolution, by far-the-best revolution,

anyone, how do you make your meemes, me, made with meematic,

nobody-is born cool, except of course, people who are-themselves-and don’t care-what others think,

when you get matched with a girl who calls you handsome-and give you her number, something’s not right,

permission-to enter your DM ma’am, permission granted,

condom, dick armor, protection de la penis,

what my food sees from inside-the microwave-when I get home drunk at three in-the morning,

ah dell-and husband sighmon konecki-have separated, bitch we bout-to get-the album of-the century,

when-the teacher ask for homework-and you gotta act-like you’re looking for-it-even though you didn’t do-it,

me, is home alone, my meat, ah shit, here we go again,

florida man breaks into neighbor’s home-to pet-their cat,

kids eat free on tuesday, me, I can’t breathe from laughing-so hard,

when you hear kids say sharing-is caring, is-that communism I hear,

I once needed a note pad for work-but-they were-like 10 dollars-so I bought a pack of gum at CVS-and-have-been writing on-the back of-the receipt for-the past 3 years,

me at 9 PM, alright just one more video, me at 3 AM, can sex-toys-be used for self defense,

how-to make boiled water, 160,000 views,

no one, pour toe re kins,

my mans-why you always sayin bro, because I’m not comfortable saying-the n word, it’s ight I’ll give you-the nibba pass, kachigga my nibba, nevermind bro,

why fortnite-is way-better than minecraft, almost everyone, fuck your opinion,

monsters, my blankets, me sleeping,

andy from-toy story, unzips pants-and opens pornhub, toys,

two gorillas pose with-the anti-poaching rangers who guard-them, first pic icy as fuck-if we-being real,

hitler,

why-is USA joining-the war, japan, good question,

me, mom can we get super smash brothers ultimate, mom, no, we-have super smash brothers ultimate at home, super smash brothers ultimate at home, mortal combat 11,

me looking around at different things-to avoid looking people in-the eyes,

when you realize-the lines in-the LGBT community flag are straight, screams in gay,

when you forget how-to spell circumcision, cutting de cock,

3,000-likes-or he fucking dies,

is-this-the real life, is-this just fantasy, no, this-is patrick,

wake-the fuck up kyle,

when-the teacher joins-the enemy team in dodgeball, gentlemen, synchronize your death watches,

when you’re ending a man’s career-but you’ve also come-to bargain, dormammu,

second grader, sharing-is caring, me, what-if I don’t care, second grader, of all history’s greatest monsters, you are-by far-the most evil thing I’ve encountered,

when you watch a vid of yourself-and hear your voice,

stan lee from heaven-if he sees people spoiling-the end game, don’t make me come down-there, you punk,

go-to slitherin, slitherin wins-the house cup-by 190 points, harry potter gets 200 points for breathing, harry potter gets 200 points for breathing,

when your parents go out you’re-the oldest sibling, look at me, I’m-the captain now,

my broke ass room mate, I made dinner, my broke ass, holy fuck, this cereal-is good,

hey, does-this doctor pepper smell funny-to you, chloroform,

are you leaving-the brain already, blood, we need-to go down immediately, she-touched his hand,

hello, I don’t speak taco,

she, he’s probably thinking-about other girls, minecraft villages-have churches which means-there’s a god-that-they worship,

7:09, 8:09, 9:09, x oh nine, six sixty nine, seven sixty nine, eight sixty nine, x minus one sixty nine,

when you pause-the music, but keep-the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop,

coming out of my cave-and I’ve-been doing just fine,

snails, exist, french people, this-is-some serious gourmet shit,

Who’s at zero zero, alanah rae, thirteen twenty-two name girl, jessica jaymes, who at thirty one oh nine, monique alexander, who’s at ten twenty seven, neh key sehx, matt thomas 444, carefully, he’s a hero,

a reminder-that side effects of marijuana include testing-if animal noises are understood with text-to speech, oink oink oink quack quack ha ha ha ha backspace delete shit,

om nom, excuse me you filth, happy squeek, you are taking my rations, garbage rat, susan-what on earth-is-this, panic, susan,

christians, no homosexuals in-the kingdom of god, also christians,

when you’re-about-to upvote a meeme-but you notice-it says-made with meematic at-the bottom, made with-the slaves in my basement,

no one, freshman in-the bathroom,

when you’re stoned at a family B B Q-and try-to act normal,

when you see-the pothole-but-it’s-too late,

jesus talking-to-the apostles-about his own flesh-and blood, this-is-some serious gourmet shit,

can-they date already, did you just ship selena with a k pop artist girl I,

note-to self, never travel with sandra bullock, but did she-or did she not get-to-where she needed-to-be,

britain, invents-the imperial system, US, also adopts imperial system, britain, switches-to metric-and starts making fun of-the US for using inches, US, hold on, this whole operation was your idea,

in case you-haven’t seen one-before, here’s a baby musk ox,

ever notice-that-italy-is shaped-like a boot,

people with unlimited data scrolling past wigh figh checking meemes-like,

baby, coughs, everyone else in sparta, outta-the womb into-the-tomb, ok,

heckboy, christian 100,

me, all you-have-to do-is just press-the home-button, and-the phone turns on, easy right, my grandpa,

1 dentist, 9 other dentists,

when-the light turns green .00001 seconds ago-and-someone-beeps-the horn-behind you,

her, I only hang out with guys-because-it’s way less drama, also her, annual hot dog chug,

nobody, italic letters,

here’s-the church, here’s-the steeple, trapeze artist with diarrhea shits on 23 people,

jesus christ was-thee-original millennial, still lived at home with his mom-and step dad in his 30’s, fermented his own alcohol, thought he was god’s gift-to-the world, tried-to start a career as an influencer-because he had 13 followers,

scan his bangs-to receive 10 percent off of your next speeding ticket,

people with foot fetishes are buying silicone feet with built in vaginas, every day, we stray further from god,

why-is-the McDonald’s flag at half-staff, they lost another ice cream machine,

when you see a hot girl during recess-but you’re home schooled,

say hi-to ted, people don’t say hi-to ted on a walk, they pull-their dogs out-the way, ted-is a good boy, ted deserved-some lovin,

me debating-if I should watch-that youTube video-and run-the risk of-it fucking up my recommendations,

my dad got his police department yearbook-today-and-they-have a page dedicated-to-the K9’s,

pack your bags, duolingo bird has tracked us down again,

when you walk into class high as fuck, and you think your teacher can’t tell,

don’t cry babe, it’s just a movie, don’t cry babe, it’s just a documentary-about-the collapse of-the-soviet union,

being sad for a bit, actually-having depression, corporate needs you-to find-the differences-between-this picture-and-this picture, 14 year old girls, they’re-the same picture,

well we were supposed-to-be cleopatra-and caesar, classic case of miscommunication,

woah calm down, I’m just trying-to date your dad,

1-by 1 one handed-solve 0.07 seconds, I am speed,

four twenty, exists, the entire internet, it’s a celebration,

parents of newborn baby, please welcome our-beautiful little angel-to-the world, newborn,

every stan lee cameo ever 1989-to 2018, 1,600 dislikes, don’t make me come down-there, you punk,

kids, violence-is never-the answer, fortnite-is-better than minecraft, virgin was slain-by u slash arb 33,

person of-the year, stefan karl stefansson, number one,

me looking at my friends as I’m-being thrown out of-the bar,

do not fear brother for I-have consumed duolingo owl, your loved ones shall-be returned in 2-to 3 business days,

ripping on france for donating-to a church over donating for a-better cause, making-that difference yourself, 83 year old swiss entrepreneur donates 1 billion dollars-to protect-the planet,

the infinity stones of a sixth grader,

me checking on my summer body progress, l o l yep, still fat as shit,

the american revolutionaries writing-the declaration of independence-to-be sent-to england, suck my dick,

will smith, going-to smith,

dad turns board games into-bed sheets-so sick kids lying in hospitals won’t get bored, as a means of fighting tedium of plain white hospital rooms, this entrepreneur was inspired-to create interactive-bed sheets for young patients,

are you leaving-the brain already, blood, we need-to go down immediately, she’s taking off her clothes, back-so-soon, she said-bend over,

when you’re walking in-the park-and-someone puts squrrels in your pants,

if you want a whore, go buy one, if you want a queen, earn her, if you want-to save 15 percent-or more on your car insurance switch-to guycoe,

doubting thomas, nah I don’t-believe he’s back, jesus,

when a cute girl accidentally-touches your hand, nut,

I shall go-to damascus-to persecute-the followers of jesus, change my mind, I changed my mind,

everyone gangsta til-the minion does a wheelie,

ah shit, here we go again,

liking old music doesn’t mean you were born in-the wrong generation, it just means you-like old music,

making normal meemes, making fried meemes, ay,

when you’re try nah jack off-but your dog won’t leave,

when twins find out-their parents are anti-vax, gentlemen, synchronize your death watches,

larry, 23, I recently broke up with my girlfriend-because she didn’t know how I-liked my coffee, I-like my coffee-the same way I-like my women, without other people’s dick in-it, they had us in-the first half, not gonna lie,

danny devito, exists, everyone, he’s-the very definition of masculine race,

40 year old moms, minions meemes, face book,

jesus, rises from-the dead, disciples, you did-it, you crazy-son of god, you did-it,

 breaking, porn sites will require proof of age from july 15, not-to worry, I-have a permit, I can do-what I want, ron,

if you want a whore, go buy one, if you want a queen, earn her, if you wanna fuck single moms in your area, click here,

history, exists, people who failed-to learn from-it, it’s rewind time,

egg hunt-when I was young, egg hunt-when I was way younger,

my sin, you can’t defeat me, me, I know, but he can, jesus,