Dry Bowser Goes To Soleanna

It was a pleasant day to be walking around in the city of Soleanna when suddenly huge hot flames of fire engulfed the entire Castle Town. Dry Bowser did not know of what to make of the situation, only to see Solaris breaking apart as it split into Mephiles the Dark and Iblis, the latter going on to making Crisis City take form as the former relished on all the damned souls of the former tourist paradise, with the remaining people fleeing to the Forest.
Dry Bowser was not having any of this, so he grabbed a nearby motorcycle and went through a time warp that opened in front of him, zipping through the Wave Ocean as he was chased by a killer whale on a wooden bridge, then going into another warp that led to the dust filled Dusty Desert, going through an ancient tomb with a giant white bomb rolling towards him as it exploded, causing him to be broken into a bunch of bones as he went through another warp that took him to the snowy White Acropolis, his scattered skeletal parts rolling around at the speed of sound in the snow as it went through one more warp onto a Radical Train, the train being so cool it was pumping with all sorts of tubular sounds as it screamed 'ATTITUDE', with it trailing into the Tropical Jungle as it went above the water and around in a loop.
Dry Bowser placed himself back together as he was grabbed by Silver The Hedgehog, who was using his psychic power to levitate the bony reptile as he had Princess Elise in his arms, pointing out another warp that led to the Kingdom Valley, with Dry Bowser riding in the sharp talons of a giant eagle as he went through the Aquatic Base, swimming through the deepest portions to make it into the Flame Core, spotting the End Of The World nearby with its purple flames of devastation.
Luckily, there was one item Dry Bowser had to end this nightmare and return everything to normal. It was a disc copy of Sonic 06, which he placed into the nearby computer drive to send all the flames into one candle, of which he then put out, ending up in the New City of Soleanna as he took a good look around, to see Princess Elise waving at him happily from a boat sailing into the main harbor. Dry Bowser nodded, standing on a rooftop as he looked up at the bright super moon illuminating the entire city of Soleanna at night. And what an adventure through time and space it was for Dry Bowser.