The Voices

The_Voices	It looks chilly
16:24	The_Voices	And smug
16:24	The_Voices	I think it just flipped you off
16:24	Vorcha	oh shit
16:24	Vorcha	i think you're right
16:24	Vorcha	what gives this apartment
16:24	Vorcha	the right to be so high and mighty
16:25	Vorcha	it's got pidgeons on its head
16:25	Vorcha	motherfucking pidgeons
16:25	The_Voices	Jerks
16:25	The_Voices	Dude, they're just pigeons
16:25	The_Voices	Pigeons are /satan/
16:26	The_Voices	Go throw gasoline at them
16:26	Vorcha	Pigeons are the rats of the bird world
16:26	The_Voices	That'll show 'em
16:26	Vorcha	okay
16:26	Vorcha	this guy
16:26	Vorcha	on the street is yelling at me
16:26	Vorcha	he's blowing a whistle
16:26	Vorcha	is he signalling a parade to my glory?
16:26	The_Voices	The circus!
16:26	The_Voices	I think he looks chilly
16:27	The_Voices	He should get in that apartment
16:27	The_Voices	Dude what the hell that's just wr-
16:27	The_Voices	DO EET.
16:27	Vorcha	okay, uh, his car might be angry
16:27	Vorcha	it's screaming at me
16:27	Vorcha	and flashing these red and blue lights
16:27	The_Voices	Pff
16:27	The_Voices	Just grab the dude and show him the glory of warmth
16:28	Vorcha	But he's on the street
16:28	Vorcha	and i'm on the roof
16:28	The_Voices	His car might be trying to send you a message, actually
16:28	Vorcha	holding onto some crispy pigeon bits
16:28	The_Voices	I think it might be chilly too
16:28	The_Voices	You should throw some flammables at his car
16:28	The_Voices	Go on
16:28	The_Voices	It'll be fun
16:28	Vorcha	okay
16:29	Vorcha	I threw a pigeon at him
16:29	Vorcha	and now he's
16:29	Vorcha	I think he's shooting at me
16:29	The_Voices	He's obviously hungry
16:29	The_Voices	No way man, he's still cold
16:29	The_Voices	I think he's just calling the circus still...
16:29	Vorcha	I just hit an old lady
16:29	Vorcha	he's telling me to get
16:29	Vorcha	back up?
16:30	Vorcha	but i didn't go downstairs
16:30	The_Voices	Try throwing a trash can at him
16:30	The_Voices	No way, throw the pigeon, he's hungry
16:30	The_Voices	Hit him with a pie!
16:30	Vorcha	more cars are co-
16:30	Vorcha	there's no pie
16:30	Vorcha	and i ran out of pigeon
16:31	The_Voices	Well gee
16:31	The_Voices	Maybe
16:31	The_Voices	Hrm
16:31	The_Voices	You should try to jump to that building right over there
16:31	The_Voices	You can totally make it dude
16:31	The_Voices	No way guys this is a bad idea
16:32	The_Voices	You can sonit
16:32	The_Voices	Do it
16:32	The_Voices	Ignore that 'special' voice, I don't think it speaks proper english
16:32	Vorcha	You think i can?
16:32	The_Voices	Yeah dude go for it
16:32	The_Voices	Totally
16:32	Vorcha	okay
16:32	Vorcha	i'll try
16:32	Vorcha	ow
16:32	Vorcha	fuck
16:32	Vorcha	I hit the fire escape
16:32	Vorcha	i think there was
16:32	Vorcha	75 steps
16:32	The_Voices	Well
16:33	The_Voices	Pretty good jump for a guy with one foot
16:33	Vorcha	don't worry
16:33	Vorcha	the old lady broke my fall
16:33	The_Voices	Oh good
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16:33	Vorcha	That guy with the whistle is back
16:34	The_Voices	You should totally test out whether this fire escape actually works
16:34	Vorcha	he says he doesn't even think there's a crime for what i've done
16:34	The_Voices	With fire
16:34	Vorcha	he's flashing something at me
16:34	The_Voices	Hah
16:34	The_Voices	There's gotta be something you can throw at him
16:34	The_Voices	Or you could jump on him too
16:34	Vorcha	The old lady had some cat food
16:35	The_Voices	Throw cat food at him while jumping
16:35	The_Voices	Idiot
16:35	The_Voices	That's a bad idea
16:35	The_Voices	Don't do that
16:35	Vorcha	no man
16:35	Vorcha	i think i got this
16:35	Vorcha	just gotta
16:35	Vorcha	get back up
16:35	Vorcha	think i can get a peg leg?
16:35	The_Voices	YEAH
16:35	The_Voices	I dunno
16:35	The_Voices	Maybe just
16:35	Vorcha	maybe i could get like
16:35	The_Voices	That old lady had a cane, right?
16:35	Vorcha	the spring end of a pogostick
16:35	Vorcha	just grafted on
16:36	The_Voices	That'd be hardcore
16:36	The_Voices	No it wouldn't
16:36	The_Voices	Yes it woukd
16:36	The_Voices	Goddamnit steve speak english properly
16:36	Vorcha	maybe i could paint it pink
16:36	Vorcha	pink's manly, right?
16:36	The_Voices	No dude
16:36	The_Voices	Sure
16:36	The_Voices	No way
16:37	Vorcha	okay, the cop is currently beating me with the old ladies cane
16:37	Vorcha	i'll try throwing the can at him
16:37	The_Voices	How'd he get up where you are?
16:37	The_Voices	You should jump
16:37	Vorcha	I fell down
16:37	Vorcha	goddammit
16:37	The_Voices	/nice/
16:37	Vorcha	the can got carried off by a pigeon
16:37	Vorcha	i thought i sent them a message last time
16:38	The_Voices	You should send it again
16:38	The_Voices	With more fire
16:39	The_Voices	Dude
16:39	The_Voices	You should steal that car
16:40	Vorcha	the pigeon dropped the can on the cop
16:40	Vorcha	i think i'm a bird master
16:40	Vorcha	COME TO ME MY BROTHERS
16:41	Vorcha	ow
16:41	Vorcha	fuck
16:41	Vorcha	ow
16:41	Vorcha	the pigeon is pecking me
16:41	The_Voices	Burn it
16:41	The_Voices	Or steal the cR
16:41	The_Voices	Shut up, steve
16:41	The_Voices	Steal that car
16:41	Vorcha	I limped over to the /car/ Steven
16:42	The_Voices	Neato
16:42	Vorcha	fuck
16:42	Vorcha	my stump can't hit the gas
16:42	The_Voices	Well
16:42	The_Voices	Shit
16:42	The_Voices	Is there...
16:42	The_Voices	Hmmm
16:42	The_Voices	Dude, just use your other keg
16:43	The_Voices	/leg/ Steve
16:43	Vorcha	i can't
16:43	Vorcha	i burnt it
16:43	Vorcha	what do you think fueled the fire
16:43	The_Voices	Both of... Wow
16:43	The_Voices	You are a dedicated limoer
16:43	Vorcha	I got hella drunk before this
16:43	The_Voices	Goddamnit Steve
16:43	The_Voices	/limp/
16:43	Vorcha	no i have my other foot
16:43	Vorcha	i ran out of gas
16:43	Vorcha	had to empty the keg
16:43	The_Voices	Well
16:44	The_Voices	You could just
16:44	The_Voices	Put the car in drive
16:44	The_Voices	And let it roll at five miles an hour
16:44	Vorcha	okay i'll just turn the ke-
16:44	Vorcha	fuck
16:44	Vorcha	he still has the key
16:44	The_Voices	Well
16:44	The_Voices	What'd he leave in there?
16:44	Vorcha	hand cuffs
16:44	Vorcha	and a flashlight
16:44	The_Voices	Dude you shoukd piss on his chair
16:45	The_Voices	Steve shut /up/
16:45	Vorcha	i can't
16:45	Vorcha	i relieved myself
16:45	Vorcha	when i fell
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16:45	The_Voices	Maybe you should test his cuffs out on one of your hands
16:45	The_Voices	Just to
16:45	The_Voices	You know
16:45	The_Voices	Make sure they work
16:46	Vorcha	he's getting back up
16:46	Vorcha	what do i do
16:46	Vorcha	he's coming over
16:46	The_Voices	Punch him
16:46	The_Voices	Put the car in neutral and roll over him
16:46	The_Voices	Pop him in the face with the door
16:46	Vorcha	he's got his gun out
16:47	The_Voices	Uh
16:47	The_Voices	Tase him?
16:47	Vorcha	i'm rolling the window up
16:47	The_Voices	That'll work
16:47	Vorcha	okay
16:47	Vorcha	he's knocking on the window.
16:47	Vorcha	what do i do
16:47	The_Voices	You shoukd lock the door
16:47	The_Voices	Steve goddamnit
16:47	The_Voices	That is a good idea though
16:48	Vorcha	He has the keys
16:48	Vorcha	okay
16:48	Vorcha	i handcuffed myself to the door
16:48	The_Voices	There's no lock on the door?
16:48	Vorcha	now he can't get in
16:48	Vorcha	right?
16:48	The_Voices	Good idea
16:48	The_Voices	Now
16:48	Vorcha	he's telling me to roll down the window
16:48	The_Voices	Nah manl
16:48	Vorcha	Steve shut up
16:48	Vorcha	jesus
16:48	The_Voices	Steve jesus christ
16:49	The_Voices	Try
16:49	The_Voices	Uh
16:49	The_Voices	I dunno dude
16:49	Vorcha	i'm rolling down the window
16:49	The_Voices	I think you're sobering up
16:49	The_Voices	Shit
16:49	The_Voices	Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
16:49	Vorcha	problem officer?
16:49	Vorcha	no i'm not drunk
16:49		*** The_Voices is now known as Pohleeeese
16:50	Vorcha	what do you mean i handcuffed myself to the bathtub
16:50	Vorcha	you're not a plumber
16:50	Vorcha	you
16:50	Vorcha	are a cop
16:50	Pohleeeese	Sir, I am going to pepper spray you now.
16:50	Vorcha	no i didn't drink those beers
16:50		Pohleeeese sprays
16:50	Vorcha	OH FUCK OW
16:50		Pohleeeese unlocks door
16:50	Vorcha	WHAT IS THAT
16:50	Vorcha	IS THAT WINDEX
16:50		Pohleeeese opens door with handcuffed vorcha
16:50		Vorcha falls out of car
16:51	Pohleeeese	Sir, this is depressing
16:51		Vorcha appears to have sawn off his leg with a toothbrush
16:51		Pohleeeese unlocks cuffs
16:51	Pohleeeese	From door
16:51	Vorcha	when did you get that 'stache?
16:52	Pohleeeese	Sir, can you please recite the alphabet backwards?
16:52	Vorcha	the alphabet backwards.
16:53		Pohleeeese crotch kicks
16:53	Pohleeeese	One more time please.
16:53	Vorcha	look god
16:53	Vorcha	i swear to drunk
16:53	Vorcha	that i'm not an officer
16:54	Pohleeeese	...
16:54		Pohleeeese opens back door
16:54		Pohleeeese tosses vorcha at door
Pohleeeese throws lit match into gas tank
16:55		Pohleeeese walks away
16:55		Vorcha xtracripsy
16:55		Pohleeeese shades
16:55		Pohleeeese assists little old lady
16:55		Pohleeeese rips shirt off
16:56		Pohleeeese rescues everyone from burning apartment building
16:56		Pohleeeese kisses screaming baby on the forehead
16:57		*** Pohleeeese is now known as The_Voices
16:57	The_Voices	Dumbass