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  1. [18:31] == Roo_inline[DM] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_crownest
  2. [18:32] Channel names begin with # (corrected automatically).
  3. [18:34] == mercurialTraceur [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_crownest
  4. [18:34] == Tyche[Dice] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_crownest
  5. [18:34] <mercurialTraceur> Roo I have two questions.
  6. [18:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> yes
  7. [18:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> go ahea
  8. [18:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> *ahead
  9. [18:34] <mercurialTraceur> What is crownest?
  10. [18:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> crow nest
  11. [18:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> reference to my c1 character
  12. [18:35] == Roland [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_crownest
  13. [18:35] <mercurialTraceur> Ahhh, got it
  14. [18:35] <mercurialTraceur> Thankie.
  15. [18:35] == mercurialTraceur has changed nick to Iris_
  16. [18:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> and the other question?
  17. [18:36] <Iris_> What about the feat?
  18. [18:36] <Iris_> :p
  19. [18:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> its active
  20. [18:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> did you write it?
  21. [18:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> btw, please hand me your character sheet
  22. [18:38] <Iris_> Sure thing, one sec.
  23. [18:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> dammit
  24. [18:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> i have to go buy stuff, get cozy, ill be back in about 5 minute
  25. [18:39] <Iris_> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SBML8iiBhCP9UohHPtB7j6sRoOK3HNXFB6hSZSq_oto/edit#
  26. [18:39] <Iris_> Sure.
  27. [18:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright im here
  28. [18:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> that took way longer than what i expected
  29. [18:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> kriema
  30. [18:53] <Iris_> Bah.
  31. [18:53] <Iris_> I wish my client would ping me when you talked.
  32. [18:53] <Iris_> Ok, I'm here, and looking.
  33. [18:53] <Iris_> ^_^
  34. [18:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> the desc for your feat is in skype, please reword it as you mmay like ((as long as it keeps the original meaning)) and add it to the sheet
  35. [18:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> im going to re-send it again
  36. [18:54] <Iris_> I put it on the sheet Roo.
  37. [18:54] <Iris_> It's at the bottom.
  38. [18:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright thanks
  39. [18:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> please roll initiative, so we can properly start
  40. [18:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 2#1d20-1
  41. [18:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
  42. [18:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> not hard to get the first turn
  43. [18:56] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  44. [18:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> you are a few steps before a balcony, there are 2 imps in opposite sides of the room in some slightly tall pillars there are piles of small gems and golden rocks behind them
  45. [18:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  46. [18:56] <Iris_> I think I got the first turn.
  47. [18:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> yes, it seems like it
  48. [18:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> you can reach either imp with a move action
  49. [18:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> but they are far enough that you would be missing half the trip to the second one if you go for either
  50. [18:57] <Iris_> Missing half the trip?
  51. [18:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> they are far enough from eachother that if you go for one imp you will not be able to reach the other
  52. [18:58] <Iris_> I don't understand.
  53. [18:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> sorry, im bad with words
  54. [18:59] <Iris_> Well, presumably they'll come for me.
  55. [18:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> indeed
  56. [18:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> but you have the first turn
  57. [18:59] <Iris_> Yeah... All right, charging with scary faces.
  58. [19:00] <Roo_inline[DM]> huh?
  59. [19:00] <Iris_> "This is entirely Improper of you! I was meant to be a guest. I most profusely apologize for the bopping, but you stay Down!" Iris says in a threatening voice and makes her best Lass Scamper towards the left imp, waving her parasol.
  60. [19:00] <Iris_> Intimidate and then attack it?
  61. [19:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright, roll intimidation
  62. [19:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20-1 insight
  63. [19:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20-1 insight --> [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
  64. [19:02] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+6
  65. [19:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
  66. [19:02] <Iris_> Rarg~
  67. [19:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> you approach the left imp with a mean (but completely proper) face
  68. [19:02] <Iris_> I'll take advantage on my attack, because I don't trust my luck to hold.
  69. [19:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp at the right dances
  70. [19:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright. roll to attack with adv
  71. [19:03] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  72. [19:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  73. [19:03] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  74. [19:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
  75. [19:03] <Roo_inline[DM]> ...those hit
  76. [19:03] <Roo_inline[DM]> go for damage, iris
  77. [19:03] <Iris_> I guess it works.
  78. [19:03] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  79. [19:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=3 ]{5}
  80. [19:03] <Iris_> And that's all she wrote~
  81. [19:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hit the imp in the neck. it flies and crashes into the pile behind him
  82. [19:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp slowly stands up, somewhat dizzy
  83. [19:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  84. [19:05] <Iris_> That's all I can do, yeah.
  85. [19:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> right imp turn
  86. [19:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp stops dancing, picks up a small rock and throws it in your general direction
  87. [19:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20-1 for golden rock throwing
  88. [19:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20-1 for golden rock throwing --> [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
  89. [19:06] <Iris_> Go go charisma penalty, save me ;-;
  90. [19:06] <Iris_> I'm saved!
  91. [19:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> it doesn't even go near
  92. [19:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> it falls in the middle of the room.
  93. [19:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hear the ogre below tapping the roof in supposed... anger?
  94. [19:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> left imp turn
  95. [19:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp makes a mean gesture and tries to nibble on your shin
  96. [19:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20-1
  97. [19:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
  98. [19:08] <Iris_> That does work.
  99. [19:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> surprisingly, it does break the distance and bite your leg
  100. [19:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4-1
  101. [19:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
  102. [19:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> it hurts a bit
  103. [19:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  104. [19:09] <Iris_> Ok let me see... I'll try and bop the first imp again.
  105. [19:09] <Iris_> No intimidate this time.
  106. [19:09] <Iris_> Just the bop.
  107. [19:10] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  108. [19:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  109. [19:10] <Iris_> And maybe a follow up unarmed attack so I can do something this round?
  110. [19:10] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  111. [19:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  112. [19:10] <Iris_> Ooh, a crit.
  113. [19:11] <Iris_> That's some amazing lady like elbowing right there.
  114. [19:11] <Roo_inline[DM]> unarmed attacks are minor actions. but yes, you miss the bop, you get the imp with a properly-ladylike punch
  115. [19:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> you slap the imp so hard, and so mannerly that it explodes into grist
  116. [19:13] <Roo_inline[DM]> ((minor damage you could have done with a unarmed attack would have killed it))
  117. [19:14] <Iris_> ((Got you. Well, still. Neat ^_^)
  118. [19:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hear the ogre tapping the roof again
  119. [19:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> you have your move action left
  120. [19:15] <Iris_> I'll start moving towards the imp.
  121. [19:15] <Iris_> Wait, can I call up to the Ogre as a free action?
  122. [19:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> yes, talking is a free action
  123. [19:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> the other imp is kicking the pile of stones and gems
  124. [19:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> making some noise
  125. [19:16] <Iris_> "Apologies for the noise sir! Some of your compatriots are being very rude and unmannerly! I will get them to stop post haste!"
  126. [19:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> *groan*
  127. [19:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> damn that's loud
  128. [19:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  129. [19:20] <Roo_inline[DM]_> right imp turn
  130. [19:20] <Iris_> No more actions left.
  131. [19:20] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp kicks the pile over and over and over again
  132. [19:20] <Roo_inline[DM]_> making a loud mess
  133. [19:21] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn again.... the ogre taps the floor//roof YET again
  134. [19:22] <Iris_> Can I knock the imp away from the pile somehow?
  135. [19:22] <Iris_> Tackle it?
  136. [19:22] == Roo_inline[DM] [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 204 seconds]
  137. [19:22] <Roo_inline[DM]_> yes
  138. [19:22] <Roo_inline[DM]_> i would rule it as a grapple attempt
  139. [19:23] <Roo_inline[DM]_> go for it
  140. [19:23] <Iris_> All right, lets give that a shot.
  141. [19:23] <Iris_> 1d20+strength?
  142. [19:23] <Roo_inline[DM]_> 1d20+athletics
  143. [19:23] <Roo_inline[DM]_> 1d20+athletics (+str obvs)
  144. [19:23] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  145. [19:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  146. [19:24] <Roo_inline[DM]_> ((unless you didn't put any points into it))
  147. [19:24] <Iris_> No points in it :(
  148. [19:24] <Iris_> Some on acrobatics.
  149. [19:24] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20-1 to attempt escape
  150. [19:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20-1 to attempt escape --> [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
  151. [19:24] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you catch the imp and tackle it away from the pile
  152. [19:24] <Roo_inline[DM]_> imp's turn
  153. [19:24] <Roo_inline[DM]_> being grappled (but not pinned) the imp is really close to you right now. it will be easy to hit you
  154. [19:25] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 2#1d20-1
  155. [19:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{0}, [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
  156. [19:25] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp flails uselessly
  157. [19:25] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn
  158. [19:26] <Iris_> Haha.
  159. [19:26] <Iris_> Woo~
  160. [19:26] <Roo_inline[DM]_> wait a sec
  161. [19:26] <Iris_> "Stop making noise! You're being Quite Rude! Also, enough with the stabbing as well. People are trying to Rest and Explore, respectively."
  162. [19:27] <Iris_> (intimidate and then a grapple-spank with the parasol of discipline. ^_^)
  163. [19:28] <Roo_inline[DM]_> ((gimme a moment. this was too hardcore of a crifail tojust let nothing happen))
  164. [19:30] <Roo_inline[DM]_> alright. im gonna roll on a fumble chart
  165. [19:30] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d100
  166. [19:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=65 ]{65}
  167. [19:31] <Roo_inline[DM]_> alright, you have advantage on damage for your next attack
  168. [19:31] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp flailed in a way so uselessly it even exposed itself
  169. [19:32] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn, do you want to take the same actions?
  170. [19:33] <Iris_> Well, I just said what I did a little bit ago.
  171. [19:33] <Iris_> Yeah, I'll stick with them.
  172. [19:34] <Roo_inline[DM]_> alright, roll intimidation
  173. [19:34] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+6
  174. [19:34] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20-1 insight
  175. [19:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
  176. [19:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20-1 insight --> [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
  177. [19:34] <Iris_> Huzzah~
  178. [19:34] <Iris_> Ok, here goes.
  179. [19:34] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  180. [19:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  181. [19:34] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  182. [19:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  183. [19:34] <Iris_> All right, damage bops of justice~
  184. [19:34] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  185. [19:34] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp is terrified as you impart some heavy discipline on him
  186. [19:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{10}
  187. [19:34] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  188. [19:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=6 ]{8}
  189. [19:35] <Iris_> Oh, max discipline!
  190. [19:35] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp shrieks in pain
  191. [19:35] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre PUNCHES his roof, your floor shakes
  192. [19:35] <Roo_inline[DM]_> imp's turn
  193. [19:36] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp tries to get away from you!
  194. [19:36] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20-1 to escape
  195. [19:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20-1 to escape --> [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
  196. [19:36] <Roo_inline[DM]_> roll athletics to hold onto it
  197. [19:36] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  198. [19:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  199. [19:37] <Iris_> Drat.
  200. [19:37] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp escapes your grasp!
  201. [19:37] <Roo_inline[DM]_> it begins running away!
  202. [19:37] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn
  203. [19:37] <Iris_> I'll try an intimidate to slow it down.
  204. [19:38] <Iris_> "Hey! Come back here and finish this strife properly! You've made a great deal of noise, you need to pay for it Properly."
  205. [19:38] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+6
  206. [19:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{9}
  207. [19:39] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20-1
  208. [19:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
  209. [19:39] <Iris_> :(
  210. [19:39] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp makes a nonspecified rude gesture at you
  211. [19:39] <Iris_> Can I still hit it?
  212. [19:39] <Roo_inline[DM]_> yes
  213. [19:39] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you can close the distance
  214. [19:39] <Iris_> All right, lets try to bop it down before it gets away.
  215. [19:39] <Iris_> With all my grist.
  216. [19:40] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  217. [19:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  218. [19:40] <Iris_> Where did all the luck go :(
  219. [19:40] <Roo_inline[DM]_> i dunno
  220. [19:41] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp evades your discipline once again
  221. [19:41] <Roo_inline[DM]_> imp's turn
  222. [19:42] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp runs to the other pile and continues making a loud mess
  223. [19:42] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you hear the ogre loudly stand up
  224. [19:42] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn
  225. [19:42] <Iris_> Oh dear...
  226. [19:42] <Iris_> Lets try to finish the imp quickly and look innocent somewhere else.
  227. [19:42] <Iris_> Darn coward imps.
  228. [19:42] <Iris_> I'll do intimidate again to try and help me actually hit...
  229. [19:43] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+6
  230. [19:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
  231. [19:43] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20-1 insight
  232. [19:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20-1 insight --> [ 1d20=6 ]{5}
  233. [19:43] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp stops whatever it is doing at your mean glares
  234. [19:43] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  235. [19:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  236. [19:43] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  237. [19:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  238. [19:43] <Iris_> ADVANTAGE BOPS OF JUSTICE AND DISCPLINE
  239. [19:43] <Roo_inline[DM]_> im supposing you approach the imp first
  240. [19:44] <Iris_> Yeah, chasing it constantly.
  241. [19:44] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you discipline the imp into the ground
  242. [19:44] <Roo_inline[DM]_> roll for damage
  243. [19:44] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  244. [19:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{10}
  245. [19:44] <Iris_> Good bops/
  246. [19:45] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the imp explodes into grist
  247. [19:45] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you hear the ogre climbing to your floor
  248. [19:46] <Iris_> All right... Iris quickly tries to gather up all the grist and be somewhere else.
  249. [19:46] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the head of the ogre pokes in from the balcony.... it looks ENRAGED
  250. [19:46] <Roo_inline[DM]_> ((dont worry, i give those automatically))
  251. [19:46] <Roo_inline[DM]_> this seems to be as high as the tower goes
  252. [19:47] <Iris_> "Erm ah... Not to worry Sir, I took care of the miscreants who were interrupting your nap already." She tries to smile encouragingly at the ogre. "They're well and duly bopped."
  253. [19:47] <Roo_inline[DM]_> roll charisma
  254. [19:48] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+4
  255. [19:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  256. [19:48] <Iris_> why
  257. [19:48] <Iris_> Tyche.
  258. [19:48] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre roars as it begins to clumsily climb the balcony
  259. [19:48] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn
  260. [19:49] <Iris_> Is there any way out of here?
  261. [19:50] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the balcony
  262. [19:50] <Iris_> All right then... Time to dash out the balcony then!
  263. [19:50] <Iris_> Lets try to just go down before the ogre notices.
  264. [19:50] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre CLIMBING the balcony?
  265. [19:51] <Iris_> Yes.
  266. [19:51] <Iris_> I've got nothing do I?
  267. [19:51] <Iris_> Drat.
  268. [19:51] <Iris_> Well, a Lady will stand and fight then.
  269. [19:51] <Roo_inline[DM]_> fun fact: i was cunting the turns before the ogre had to atack, this is not railroading, just bad luck
  270. [19:52] <Roo_inline[DM]_> it is still your turn
  271. [19:52] <Iris_> Ok let me see...
  272. [19:52] <Iris_> I'll ready an action to bop it away if it comes in range aggressively.
  273. [19:52] <Iris_> That way, I'm justified.
  274. [19:52] <Iris_> This matters to Iris.
  275. [19:52] <Roo_inline[DM]_> alright. you ready that action
  276. [19:52] <Roo_inline[DM]_> end turn?
  277. [19:53] <Iris_> Yeah.
  278. [19:53] <Iris_> All done.
  279. [19:54] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre continues climbing, when it finally gets to the top it roars loudly in your direction
  280. [19:54] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20+1 intimidation
  281. [19:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20+1 intimidation --> [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
  282. [19:54] <Roo_inline[DM]_> roll insight please
  283. [19:54] <Iris_> !roll 1d20
  284. [19:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  285. [19:55] <Roo_inline[DM]_> its... loud
  286. [19:55] <Roo_inline[DM]_> if not rude
  287. [19:55] <Iris_> Iris remains stolidly proper and serene in the face of scary ogres.
  288. [19:55] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn
  289. [19:56] <Iris_> "I am getting very tired of people being rude at me. I was only looking around. I'm a guest, and I was permitted. You want a roar? I can do one too. SHOO!"
  290. [19:56] <Iris_> Intimidation counter!
  291. [19:56] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+6
  292. [19:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{10}
  293. [19:56] <Iris_> rar
  294. [19:56] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20-3
  295. [19:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{1}
  296. [19:56] <Iris_> RAR!
  297. [19:56] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre is surprised
  298. [19:56] <Roo_inline[DM]_> and somewhat startled
  299. [19:57] <Roo_inline[DM]_> it takes a tentative step back
  300. [19:58] <Iris_> Iris nods firmly, waggling her parasol threatningly at the ogre. "Now, are you going to be good, or not?"
  301. [19:58] <Roo_inline[DM]_> *agressive, if not a bit scared roar*
  302. [19:59] <Iris_> "Very well then... You did ask for this!"
  303. [19:59] <Iris_> Charging with the parasol of discipline!
  304. [19:59] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  305. [19:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  306. [19:59] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  307. [19:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  308. [20:00] <Iris_> Bops of success?
  309. [20:00] <Roo_inline[DM]_> bops of success.
  310. [20:00] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  311. [20:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=3 ]{5}
  312. [20:01] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you charge and give the ogre a hard thrust with the point of the parasol, the ogre stumbles a bit
  313. [20:01] <Roo_inline[DM]_> end turn?
  314. [20:02] <Iris_> Yeah.
  315. [20:02] <Iris_> That's all I have.
  316. [20:02] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre raises its fists into the air and brings them down in an attempt to pummel you into the ground
  317. [20:03] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20+3 to hit
  318. [20:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20+3 to hit --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  319. [20:03] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you easily move out of the way
  320. [20:03] <Iris_> Iris does a little dancing whirl to the side, and counterthrusts with her parasol.
  321. [20:03] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre takes a step forward
  322. [20:03] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn again
  323. [20:03] <Iris_> "Not this time~"
  324. [20:03] <Iris_> Just a normal attack, with follow up justice punch.
  325. [20:04] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  326. [20:04] <Roo_inline[DM]_> roll to attack
  327. [20:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  328. [20:04] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  329. [20:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  330. [20:04] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you swing your parasol at the imp, bringing hard justice to is face. yet. it manages to avoid your hands
  331. [20:04] <Roo_inline[DM]_> roll for damage
  332. [20:04] <Roo_inline[DM]_> *ogre
  333. [20:04] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  334. [20:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=6 ]{8}
  335. [20:05] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre visibly recoils
  336. [20:06] <Roo_inline[DM]_> it jumps into the air. trying to flatten you like a pancake
  337. [20:06] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20+3
  338. [20:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  339. [20:06] <Iris_> That... Hits.
  340. [20:06] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 2d4+3
  341. [20:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=2 ]{5}
  342. [20:07] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre falls on top of you
  343. [20:07] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you are indeed. pancaked.
  344. [20:07] <Iris_> Ouch...
  345. [20:07] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre stands up, satisfied with the results
  346. [20:07] <Roo_inline[DM]_> your turn
  347. [20:08] <Iris_> Well, since I'm position right underneath him.
  348. [20:08] <Iris_> Iris will be somewhat unladylike, considering the positioning.
  349. [20:08] <Iris_> And give him a bop from below~
  350. [20:08] <Iris_> "Never do that again! That's very very -bad-!"
  351. [20:08] <Iris_> Intimidate maybe.
  352. [20:08] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+6
  353. [20:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{10}
  354. [20:09] <Roo_inline[DM]_> !roll 1d20-3
  355. [20:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM]_ rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{14}
  356. [20:09] <Iris_> Nope~
  357. [20:09] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  358. [20:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  359. [20:09] <Iris_> But yep there.
  360. [20:09] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  361. [20:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=2 ]{4}
  362. [20:09] <Roo_inline[DM]_> th ogre is too prideful of his recent attack to actually be intimi--- the ogre roars in pain
  363. [20:10] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you can just... see the pain in its eyes
  364. [20:10] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre is too hurt to attack, it stumbles into the middle of the room and curls into a ball
  365. [20:11] <Iris_> ...
  366. [20:11] <Iris_> :(
  367. [20:11] <Iris_> "Er... Are you ah... Sorry now, sir?"
  368. [20:12] <Roo_inline[DM]_> *distressed ogre sounds*
  369. [20:12] <Iris_> "We could just leave off here if you like? Erm..." She reaches out to pat the ogre ball gently. "There there."
  370. [20:14] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre flails
  371. [20:14] <Roo_inline[DM]_> agressively
  372. [20:14] <Iris_> Eep!
  373. [20:15] * Iris_ takes a step away from the flails
  374. [20:15] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre clumsily stands up
  375. [20:16] <Iris_> "Well?"
  376. [20:16] <Roo_inline[DM]_> *ROAR*
  377. [20:17] <Iris_> "Very well then! To the death! Though Lady Kensington didn't write a chapter on duels, I presume that's the protocol here! Anyway! Aha!"
  378. [20:17] <Iris_> Attacks and unarmed kicks with properly booted feet.
  379. [20:18] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  380. [20:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  381. [20:18] <Iris_> !roll 1d20+2
  382. [20:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  383. [20:19] <Iris_> Hit on the first?
  384. [20:19] <Roo_inline[DM]_> yup
  385. [20:19] <Iris_> !roll 1d8+2
  386. [20:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Iris_ rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=3 ]{5}
  387. [20:19] <Iris_> Below average damage this fight. But I'll get it eventually.
  388. [20:19] <Roo_inline[DM]_> want to describe the killing blow?
  389. [20:19] <Iris_> Oooh.
  390. [20:19] <Iris_> Can I be fancy?
  391. [20:20] <Roo_inline[DM]_> yup
  392. [20:20] <Roo_inline[DM]_> as long as it makes sense
  393. [20:20] <Roo_inline[DM]_> go as anime as you want with this
  394. [20:21] <Iris_> Stiffening up her parasol, yelling out a (Proper), battle cry, Iris leaps into the air, using the parasol as a way of lifting herself up... And then reverses the parasol, pointing it downwards and plummeting down directly on the ogre's head with the golden point, shattering the ogre into masses of grist.
  395. [20:22] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the ogre explodes into grist
  396. [20:22] <Roo_inline[DM]_> congrats
  397. [20:22] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you won!
  398. [20:22] <Iris_> Hurray!
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