younganon short 1

>Playing Baseball with RD and crew.
"Okay, here it comes! Superrrr... piiiitch...SPIN!"
>You fling the ball as hard and straight as you can, and Applejack's head twists with an equal ferocity, knocking the ball out of the air with the bat in her mouth.
>It soars through the sky until it's out of your vision.
>"Don't worry, I got thi-"
KRSHHH-tinkle!
"..."
>"..."
>"Bye."
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie head for their homes as fast as they can get.
>You are surprised when you hear Rainbow land next to you.
"Wait, you aren't gonna get the ball?"
>"Pff, of course I am. Just wanted to let you know I'm not running away at the first sign of trouble is all."
>"An Ah ain't goin anywhere neither."
>The three of you stand resolute, awaiting the angry owner of the window to come hooting and hollering at any second for a good ten minutes.
"Uh...do we still have ta GO an fahnd th ball? Maybe they don know it was us. We can jus go-"
>"No way no how, Anon. Ta leave without ownin up jus ain't raght. Let's just get th ball tagether."
>"Yeah."
>...
>"Well what are we waiting for? I don't have all day to be patient!"
>The three of you head off towards the unknown source of the ball's crash.
>Once you were in town, you look at all the walls facing your location.
>The unfortunate victim of reckless fun was none other than...
>Old man Jenkins!?
>...
>No, just a glass bottle on the side of a building.
>ಠ_ಠ
>"..."
"..."
>"Well, ah guess that's that. Wanna play another round? We got th ball back."
>"Nah, one vee one isn't as fun when I know I'm going to win."
>"Oh REALLY now? Come on Anon, Ah ain't goin home till ah showed this here pegasus how an Earth pony does it!"
>"It is ON, sister!"
>...oh brother.