Smash Ya Pastie

Wew, heya. This is for allllllll the gangsta girls, alllll the lasses out there.
Just rememba, Buzzcocks loves yi.

All the lasses in the world, I think you're pua cush,
Even if you're rough as fuck, ah still think you are lush,
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay all the fanny is pua classy,
I'll take you back to my house, an' fuckin' smash ya pastie.

Well I met this lass from Whitley Bay,
Ah took ah to me house cause she wanted to play,
She's like "Wew, you're pua radge"
I'm like "Heya, let is see ya fadge."
Cookson told is ye always buck back,
But he said he didn't like it when yi made 'im neck es wack,
Gangsta gangsta, I'm a pua lova,
I wouldn't fuck around cause I think a kna ya motha,
She used to be a dinner nanny at the high school,
I think I might  iv poked ah so that's canny cool,
She's like "Wew, that's pua cush,
You can come back to mina cause ya propah lush"
Well I didn't stop ruckin' till the break i' dawn,
And ah taped the lot on me mobile phone,
She's like "Wew, don't show yi friends!"
I'm like "Course I won't man, ahahhh!"

All the lasses in the world, I think you're pua cush,
Even if you're rough as fuck, ah still think you are lush,
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay all the fanny is pua classy,
I'll take you back to my house, an' fuckin' smash ya pastie.

Well I met this lass from Walkergate,
She had a top notch fanny there was no debate,
She had nee front teeth but she was a belta,
I took her for a date at me local bus shelta.
I left ah slurps on me spectra gold,
Afta a few minutes ah legs started to unfold,
She ripped off ah knickas like Hulk Hogan,
I'm like "Wew, you're pua smokin'."
I've never met a lass like her before,
Who loved getting rucked on the bus stop floor,
She said I'm not the first and I won't be the last,
So ah thought 'ah, fuck it, I think I'll have a blast',
I'm halfway through when she starts going crackas,
Shouting out stuff like "ahm gonna eat ya knackas",
She wanted me bairns but I thought 'fuck that',
So I pulled out me knob and blarted on ah back.

All the lasses in the world, I think you're pua cush,
Even if you're rough as fuck, ah still think you are lush,
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay all the fanny is pua classy,
I'll take you back to my house, an' fuckin' smash ya pastie.

Howay then lasses, lets's see yas all up on the dance floor...
Flash ya gear for the lads...
Aye, I'm talking to you over there in the corner, and you, too...
You're good looking, you're good looking, you're good looking, but you over there, you're ugly, but I'd still ride you, hahahahh!

All the lasses in the world, I think you're pua cush,
Even if you're rough as fuck, ah still think you are lush,
Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay all the fanny is pua classy,
I'll take you back to my house, an' fuckin' smash ya pastie.
All the lasses in the world, I think you're pua cush,
Even if you're...