Spider-Ham: Caught in a Ham (2019)

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Ah.

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Don't worry, people. It's 100% beef.

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I'm lying.

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Nothing's gonna get in the way
of me eating this hot dog.

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What am I, pulled pork?

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What... What?

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I've been pig-napped.

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So glad you could make it
to my pig roast, Spider-Ham.

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Prepare to be honey "glasered. "

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Do you have any last words?

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Why, yes, I do.

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- You won't get away with this!
- Oh, yes, I will.

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- Oh, no, you won't.
- Oh, yes, I will.

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- Oh, no, you won't.
- Oh, yes, I will.

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Oh, no, you won't. Oh, yes, I will.

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- Oh, no, you won't.
- Oh, yes, I will.

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- Oh, no, you won't.
- Oh, yes, I will.

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- Oh, no, you won't.
- Oh, yes, I will.

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And if you'll excuse me,
I've got a hot dog to eat.

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No one tricks me, not I,
the intellectual genius, Dr. Craw-daddy.

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Weird name.
I wonder if it could use a little work.

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Oh, really?

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I tango with guys like Annihil-ape,
Goose Cannon, The Majestic Cara-boom,

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Cyber Billy Goat, Rene-gator,
Baked Clam-urai, Tortoise Bombshell,

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Tele-canary, WM-bees,
Nuclear Boar-head, guys like that.

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You wanna run with the big hogs,
you gotta nail that pun or you're done.

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Now let's see here.

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The Craw-ster, Scare-craw, Craw Maga,
that's pretty good.

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I think I like the first one better.

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- I don't know.
- I got it!

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How about Dr. Crawfish,
Attorney-at-Craw?

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It was just a first pass.

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- Enough hogwash!
- Now you're getting it.

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Hold it!

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Am I crazy, or is this the same room
we were just in?

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Yeah, we ran out of money,

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so I just figured we'd have
every room look the same.

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Well, you mess with the Ham,
you get the hammer.

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Now, that hot dog must be getting cold.

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What is that? What is that!

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I demand full-screen treatment.

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Hey, I'm standing here!

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Didn't you tell your experiments
that it's rude to point, Dr. Ding-Dong?

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Hey, guys.
Calibrate your screen every now and then.

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My outlines. My outlines.

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My outlines!

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Oh!

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Okay. Nobody look.

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That's better.

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Boy, that was weird.

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What? A portal
to another movie's timeline?

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I hope I haven't missed
the first 62 minutes!

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All I wanted was a hot dog!

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Oh, come on.