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PINARY 059

Feb 11th, 2018
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  1. Erelye: /game 1
  2. TwinBuilder: ((I'm not actually feeling too up for Jeff right now.))
  3. Erelye: Alright. I've got nothing, then. As you were.
  4. Yung Venuz: /dankmemes
  5. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /dankememes]
  6. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Generating memestring.]
  7. TwinBuilder: [Did you know that Pepe is a white supremacist battletoad? No wonder he ceiling catted that roflcopter so hard he flew into the Teletubbies Sun while Berdst Friend played in the background. Truly, this is the joke of a generation.]
  8. Erelye: Hah.
  9. PB: /4thwall ?
  10. crystalcat: Only Redking has infinite commands. Pinary has a defined list.
  11. TwinBuilder: [**ALL COMMANDS MUST FOLLOW OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT GUIDELINES https://etherpad.net/p/Pinary**]
  12. PB: Oh
  13. SplitSuns: hmm i'll play
  14. SplitSuns: /call Goanna67
  15. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /call Goanna67]
  16. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
  17. TwinBuilder: [Dialing...]
  18. TwinBuilder: [Dialing...]
  19. SplitSuns: YES
  20. SplitSuns: PLEASE
  21. TwinBuilder: [FP(*YRT_)(@&P#$21q30-5tp39Y sdguyGHUDS shudglUGH;sd ;HGSDHJ;LGSDh;LGSdhj:klSdgh:GDSHJKDsg
  22. TwinBuilder: **COMMAND DISABLED BY ORDER OF *EXCEPT* PROTOCOL META**
  23. SplitSuns: well fuck
  24. SplitSuns: guess we can't call anyone anymore
  25. Nomble: /call Probect Pinary
  26. SplitSuns: i guess twin doesn't want to have to write a second epilogue :V
  27. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /call Probect Pinary]
  28. TwinBuilder: **COMMAND DISABLED BY ORDER OF *EXCEPT* PROTOCOL META**
  29. SplitSuns: damn
  30. SplitSuns: /open
  31. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /open]
  32. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Sesame!]
  33. SplitSuns: hmm, i wonder if this still works
  34. crystalcat: Ooh, idea.
  35. pionoplayer: Not allowed to call anyone? That's a shame.
  36. SplitSuns: /transmission 901901901
  37. SplitSuns: i want to see if this command is active'
  38. TwinBuilder: ((To tell the truth, Split was right. I don't really want to have to do a second epilogue. So anything that will let you see events in real time has been blocked off.))
  39. SplitSuns: fuck
  40. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /transmission 901901901]
  41. SplitSuns: transmission too?
  42. TwinBuilder: **COMMAND DISABLED BY ORDER OF *EXCEPT* PROTOCOL META**
  43. SplitSuns: ok then.
  44. crystalcat: Ideaaaaaaaa!
  45. crystalcat: /island
  46. SplitSuns: ooh
  47. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /island]
  48. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Begin PONY ISLAND?] [Y] [N]
  49. SplitSuns: oh god yes
  50. SplitSuns: Y
  51. crystalcat: Y
  52. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Beginning PONY ISLAND.]
  53. TwinBuilder: ((oh boy))
  54. SplitSuns: :)
  55. TwinBuilder: [BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.]
  56. [SATANTECH INDUSTRIES PRESENTS...]
  57. TwinBuilder: *(PONY ISLAND)*
  58. TwinBuilder: *(>START GAME< OPTIONS QUIT)*
  59. PB: >start game
  60. crystalcat: >Start game.
  61. TwinBuilder: [**>START GAME<**]
  62. TwinBuilder: [**PIN the PONY is being assaulted by a horde of demons!**]
  63. SplitSuns: oh
  64. TwinBuilder: [**Press ERR to dodge!**]
  65. SplitSuns: ERR
  66. crystalcat: >ERR
  67. TwinBuilder: [**YOU HAVE DIED.**]
  68. SplitSuns: fuk
  69. TwinBuilder: [***YOUR IMMINENT DEATH BRINGS ME JOY.***]
  70. TwinBuilder: [**> TRY AGAIN < QUIT**]
  71. crystalcat: >QUIT
  72. Nomble: TRY AGAIN
  73. TwinBuilder: [**> QUIT <**]
  74. TwinBuilder: [**>START GAME< OPTIONS QUIT**]
  75. crystalcat: >OPTIONS
  76. TwinBuilder: [**> OPTIONS <**]
  77. TwinBuilder: ((bluh, afk, will continue later))
  78. crystalcat: ((mh))
  79. PB: ((ok))
  80. TwinBuilder: ((back. how many of you are still here?))
  81. crystalcat: ((Here.))
  82. crystalcat: ((Homework must be done, though.))
  83. PB: ((Still here.))
  84. TwinBuilder: [**ANTI-ALIASING (Y) / PONY PHYSICS (N) / ADVANCED RNG (N) / IN-APP PURCHASES (N) / CHEERY FACADE (N) / DISPENSE TICKET / DISPENSE CREDENTIALS / DIE (N) / BOLD TEXT (Y) / SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS (N) / ACTIVATE /PROBECT (N)**]
  85. crystalcat: >DISPENSE CREDENTIALS
  86. Pope Cipurr: >DISPENSE TICKET
  87. TwinBuilder: [**> DISPENSE CREDENTIALS <**]
  88. TwinBuilder: [**hmcgucketaperture | idjustassoonforget**]
  89. SplitSuns: ...oh no
  90. TwinBuilder: [**> DISPENSE TICKET <**]
  91. crystalcat: holy crap
  92. pionoplayer: What
  93. PB: What!
  94. pionoplayer: Did... did we actually get legit credentials?
  95. SplitSuns: those are basic-tier credentials
  96. TwinBuilder: [**TICKET found! Unfortunately, they are of no use in this terminal-based port of PONY ISLAND.**]
  97. Pope Cipurr: ha
  98. Pope Cipurr: oh well
  99. crystalcat: >PONY PHYSICS
  100. SplitSuns: we've been slowly getting advanced-tier credentials by playing jeff the scientist
  101. TwinBuilder: [**Burn TICKET?**] [**Y**] [**N**]
  102. SplitSuns: n
  103. pionoplayer: Oh, yeah.
  104. crystalcat: >N
  105. Pope Cipurr: >n
  106. TwinBuilder: [**You do not burn the ticket. It subsists in your pocket, feeding off your anger.**]
  107. TwinBuilder: [**> PONY PHYSICS (Y) <**]
  108. TwinBuilder: [**PONY PHYSICS activated. Yo, I heard you like giblets, so I put some giblets in your giblets so you can giblet while you giblet.**]
  109. SplitSuns: amazing.
  110. crystalcat: Hrm.
  111. crystalcat: What would let us play Pony Island without dying...
  112. SplitSuns: > seizure-inducing visuals
  113. TwinBuilder: [**ANTI-ALIASING (Y) / PONY PHYSICS (Y) / ADVANCED RNG (N) / IN-APP PURCHASES (N) / CHEERY FACADE (N) / DISPENSE TICKET / DISPENSE CREDENTIALS / DIE (N) / BOLD TEXT (Y) / SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS (N) / ACTIVATE /PROBECT (N)**]
  114. TwinBuilder: [**> SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS (Y)**]
  115. TwinBuilder: [**SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS activated.**]
  116. SplitSuns: what does that do though
  117. SplitSuns: maybe we should turn on rng
  118. TwinBuilder:
  119. SplitSuns: > advanced rng
  120. Nomble: what does probect (n) do
  121. Irecreeper: kek
  122. SplitSuns: THAT SAYS ACTIVATE /PROBECT
  123. SplitSuns: FUCK.
  124. SplitSuns: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
  125. crystalcat: it activates /probect, duh.
  126. SplitSuns: n o o n e d o t h a t
  127. Irecreeper: "but why"
  128. crystalcat: seriously, nobody do that.
  129. SplitSuns: idk
  130. crystalcat: it ends pinary,.
  131. TwinBuilder: [***ARE YOU LISTENING TO* HIM?**]
  132. SplitSuns: no sequence breaking?
  133. TwinBuilder: [***DO WHAT THOU MUST.***]
  134. crystalcat: >ADVANCED RNG
  135. SplitSuns: yes stan, they're listening to me
  136. SplitSuns: somehow
  137. TwinBuilder: [**> ADVANCED RNG (Y) <**]
  138. SplitSuns: ...do you mind if i call you that
  139. SplitSuns: if yes, what are your preferred pronouns
  140. TwinBuilder: [**ADVANCED RNG activated. RNGesus? More like RNGod. Wait, no, that doesn't work. Ignore this. Haha, what?**]
  141. SplitSuns: oh
  142. SplitSuns: > cheery facade
  143. TwinBuilder: **ERROR**
  144. SplitSuns: > die
  145. TwinBuilder: [**> DIE (Y) <**]
  146. TwinBuilder: **ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR//////////////////////////////////////**
  147. SplitSuns: oh i did a thing
  148. crystalcat: crap
  149. TwinBuilder: [ANTI-ALIASING (Y) / PONY PHYSICS (Y) / ADVANCED RNG (Y) / IN-APP PURCHASES (N) / CHEERY FACADE (N) / DISPENSE TICKET / DISPENSE CREDENTIALS / DIE () / BOLD TEXT (Y) / SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS (Y) / ACTIVATE /PROBECT (N)]
  150. SplitSuns: ...?
  151. TwinBuilder: ((wait))
  152. SplitSuns: ok
  153. TwinBuilder: Hole.
  154. [**ANTI-ALIASING (Y) / PONY PHYSICS (Y) / ADVANCED RNG (Y) / IN-APP PURCHASES (N) / CHEERY FACADE (N) / DISPENSE TICKET / DISPENSE CREDENTIALS / DIE (N) / BOLD TEXT (Y) / SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS (Y) / ACTIVATE /PROBECT (N)**]
  155. SplitSuns: hole???
  156. SplitSuns: > hole
  157. TwinBuilder: **-------------------------------------------------------
  158. PONY ISLAND SOURCE CODE
  159.  
  160. SOLVE THE FOLLOWING PUZZLE TO PROCEED
  161.  
  162. Who guards a logic gate?
  163.  
  164. [________________]**
  165. SplitSuns: the logic gatekeeper
  166. TwinBuilder: **[LOGIC_GATEKEEPER]**
  167. SplitSuns: (please let me win brownie points for the incredibly unsubtle danimal cannon reference)
  168. TwinBuilder: [**ANTI-ALIASING (Y) / PONY PHYSICS (Y) / ADVANCED RNG (Y) / IN-APP PURCHASES (N) / CHEERY FACADE (N) / DISPENSE TICKET / DISPENSE CREDENTIALS / ADVANCED OPTIONS / BOLD TEXT (Y) / SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS (Y) / ACTIVATE /PROBECT (N)**]
  169. SplitSuns: YES
  170. SplitSuns: > advanced options
  171. Irecreeper: >cheery facade
  172. SplitSuns: pretty sure that can't be toggled
  173. SplitSuns: i tried it
  174. Irecreeper: "i can try"
  175. SplitSuns: :mspa:
  176. crystalcat: >advanced options
  177. Irecreeper: "i have the majick tauch"
  178. TwinBuilder: [**> ADVANCED OPTIONS <**]
  179. TwinBuilder: [**DIAL SUPERIORS / SOUND TEST / GRAPHICS MENU / AUDIO MENU / 'ANSWER TO YOUR PRAYERS' / YE WHO ENTER HERE / EXIT**]
  180. crystalcat: >ANSWER TO YOUR PRAYERS
  181. TwinBuilder: [**Haha, what?**]
  182. crystalcat: >PONY LASERS
  183. SplitSuns: NO FUCK YOU
  184. SplitSuns: I WANT THOSE PONY LASERS
  185. TwinBuilder: [**Haha, what?**]
  186. SplitSuns: AGGGHHHH
  187. crystalcat: >PONY LASERS PONY LASERS PONY LASERS
  188. TwinBuilder: [**Haha, what?**]
  189. SplitSuns: ahipqerwojghbfegri
  190. crystalcat: >Hole
  191. TwinBuilder: **ERROR: COMMAND NOT FOUND**
  192. crystalcat: >Haha, what?
  193. TwinBuilder: [**> PONY LASERS <**]
  194. SplitSuns: YES
  195. crystalcat: HAH!
  196. SplitSuns: TOP FUCKING KEK
  197. TwinBuilder: [**DIAL SUPERIORS / SOUND TEST / GRAPHICS MENU / AUDIO MENU / YE WHO ENTER HERE / EXIT**]
  198. crystalcat: >YE WHO ENTER HERE
  199. TwinBuilder: [**Абандон алл хопе. Аск | Гифт | Рециеве | Егресс**]
  200. crystalcat: >Egress
  201. TwinBuilder: [**DIAL SUPERIORS / SOUND TEST / GRAPHICS MENU / AUDIO MENU / YE WHO ENTER HERE / EXIT**]
  202. crystalcat: >EXIT
  203. TwinBuilder: [**ANTI-ALIASING (Y) / PONY PHYSICS (Y) / ADVANCED RNG (Y) / IN-APP PURCHASES (N) / CHEERY FACADE (N) / DISPENSE TICKET / DISPENSE CREDENTIALS / ADVANCED OPTIONS / BOLD TEXT (Y) / SEIZURE-INDUCING VISUALS (Y) / ACTIVATE /PROBECT (N) / EXIT**]
  204. crystalcat: >EXIT
  205. TwinBuilder: [**PONY ISLAND**]
  206. [**START GAME >OPTIONS< QUIT**]
  207. crystalcat: >START GAME
  208. TwinBuilder: [**>START GAME<**]
  209. TwinBuilder: [**PIN the PONY is being assaulted by a horde of demons!**]
  210. TwinBuilder: [**Quickly! Dodge the demons!**]
  211. crystalcat: ((\*begins soundtrack: ENTER PONY*))
  212. TwinBuilder: [**Press ERR to DODGE!**]
  213. SplitSuns: > PONY LASERS
  214. crystalcat: >FIRE LASERS
  215. TwinBuilder: [**You destroy all demons! But watch out! Here comes some more!**]
  216. crystalcat: > LASER THEM ALL
  217. TwinBuilder: [**You destroy all demons! But watch out! Here comes A LOT more!**]
  218. Irecreeper: >LASERS
  219. crystalcat: ((\*switches to THE MACHINE*))
  220. TwinBuilder: [**You...**]
  221. TwinBuilder: [**My god...**]
  222. TwinBuilder: [**You...**]
  223. TwinBuilder: []
  224. TwinBuilder: **KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS**
  225. Irecreeper: KEK
  226. crystalcat: AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  227. crystalcat: KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEK
  228. Irecreeper: :topkekekekek:
  229. TwinBuilder: [***WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING***]
  230. TwinBuilder: [***I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS***]
  231. TwinBuilder: [***YOU'RE CHEATING IN MY GAME***]
  232. TwinBuilder: [***AND MAKING ABSURD REFERENCES TO FOREIGN MYTHOLOGIES***]
  233. crystalcat: > PIN THE PONY: BECOME ALLISON RUTH
  234. SplitSuns: kill six billion demons? in *my* pony island?
  235. TwinBuilder: [***IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO PLAY MY GAME THE WAY I WANT YOU TO PLAY IT***]
  236. SplitSuns: ((sunshine? in *my* bag?))
  237. TwinBuilder: [***THEN I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL***]
  238. crystalcat: It's more likely than you think.
  239. TwinBuilder: [***LET ME CALL THEM RIGHT NOW***]
  240. SplitSuns: ...oh no.
  241. crystalcat: oh shit.
  242. TwinBuilder: [***HELLO. YEAH. THIS LOSER IS CHEATING IN MY GAME.***]
  243. SplitSuns: > call <
  244. TwinBuilder: [***...***]
  245. TwinBuilder: [***WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S USING YOUR TERMINAL.***]
  246. TwinBuilder: [***...YES, I CAN SEE HIM. THEM, ACTUALLY.***]
  247. SplitSuns: ~~OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK~~
  248. TwinBuilder: [***...I SEE.***]
  249. crystalcat: >NO RECURSION
  250. Yung Venuz: KEK
  251. TwinBuilder: [***MHM.***]
  252. TwinBuilder: [***THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW.***]
  253. TwinBuilder: [*** (Click...)**]
  254. TwinBuilder: [***WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BUMP UP THE SCHEDULE A BIT.***]
  255. SplitSuns: ????
  256. TwinBuilder: [***IT TURNS OUT YOU ALL ARE WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST CREATION.***]
  257. TwinBuilder: [***AS THE ARBITRATOR OF THE DAMNED, I SENTENCE YOU TO ETERNAL SUFFERING.***]
  258. SplitSuns: what else is n--oh
  259. TwinBuilder: [***SO. IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO DIE.***]
  260. TwinBuilder: [**PIN the PONY encounters...**]
  261. SplitSuns: where's isaac when you need him
  262. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 666,666/666,666 HP**]
  263. SplitSuns: W H E E E E E
  264. TwinBuilder: [**PIN: 1/1 HP**]
  265. SplitSuns: > PONY LASERS
  266. crystalcat: > PRAY FOR SALVATION
  267. TwinBuilder: [**The lasers bend backwards, away from THE GOD BELOW! *HE CONTROLS ALL.***]
  268. SplitSuns: shit
  269. SplitSuns: SHIT
  270. TwinBuilder: [**Дид ыоу нот реад тхе мессаге. Абандон алл хопе, ые wхо ентер хере.**]
  271. SplitSuns: Did you not read the message. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
  272. Nomble: >become atheist
  273. SplitSuns: ^
  274. PB: ^
  275. crystalcat: ^
  276. TwinBuilder: [***BECOME ATHEIST? HAH. AS IF THAT WILL***]
  277. PB: that typo.
  278. crystalcat: holy shit did we
  279. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 660,000/666,666 HP**]
  280. TwinBuilder: [***...THAT HURT.***]
  281. SplitSuns: KEK
  282. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW THROWS A PUNCH AT YOU OH SHIT**]
  283. SplitSuns: should i tell everyone to become atheist
  284. SplitSuns: DODGE
  285. crystalcat: >DODGE
  286. TwinBuilder: [**You try to jump out of the way and fail!**]
  287. Erelye: What happens if I'm already an atheist?
  288. SplitSuns: then just say that
  289. TwinBuilder: [**GAME OVER**]
  290. SplitSuns: NOOOO
  291. Erelye: Hah.
  292. TwinBuilder: [**> RESPAWN < QUIT**]
  293. SplitSuns: respawn
  294. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  295. PB: respawn
  296. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW THROWS A PUNCH AT YOU HOLY SHIT**]
  297. SplitSuns: err
  298. crystalcat: >DISBELIEVE IN FIST
  299. TwinBuilder: [**You do nothing and die!**]
  300. TwinBuilder: [**GAME OVER**]
  301. [**> RESPAWN < QUIT**]
  302. crystalcat: >RESPAWN
  303. SplitSuns: respawn
  304. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  305. PB: Respawn
  306. TwinBuilder: [***I TOLD YOU. ETERNAL DAMNATION.***]
  307. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW THROWS A PUNCH AT YOU AND IT'S EASILY AS HORRIFYING THE THIRD TIME AROUND**]
  308. crystalcat: >Convert to Christianity, pray for salvation.
  309. Nomble: >How can nonexistant, false god punch me?
  310. PB: Damn you too, then, in that case
  311. SplitSuns: > CHANNEL YOUR INNER PICCOLO AND DOOOOOOOOOODGE
  312. TwinBuilder: [***YOU CAN'T SIDEWAYS DODGE IN A TWO-DIMENSIONAL MEDIUM WHERE YOU CAN ONLY JUMP VERTICALLY, YOU SCALENE FUCK***]
  313. TwinBuilder: [**You try to bend the laws of physics and die!**]
  314. TwinBuilder: [**GAME OVER**]
  315. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  316. TwinBuilder: [**> RESPAWN < QUIT**]
  317. crystalcat: >RESPAWN
  318. PB: Respawn
  319. TwinBuilder: [***THIS IS INTERESTING. YOU REMAIN CONVINCED THAT EVEN THOUGH VICTORY IS IMPOSSIBLE, YOU CAN WIN. SUCH AN ATTITUDE HAS PRESENTED ITSELF TIME AND TIME AGAIN.***]
  320. Nomble: >How can nonexistant, false god punch me?
  321. TwinBuilder: [***I AM NOT A GOD.***]
  322. TwinBuilder: [***I AM* THE GOD BELOW.**]
  323. TwinBuilder: [***THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.***]
  324. crystalcat: >RECONVERT TO ATHEISM WHILE ALREADY AN ATHEIST, BECOME ATHEIST SQUARED
  325. Nomble: "THE GOD BELOW THROWS A PUNCH AT YOU"
  326. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 600,000/666,666 HP**]
  327. TwinBuilder: [***HOW***]
  328. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW THROWS A COMPLETELY UNFAIR ATTYou died!**]
  329. SplitSuns: > SEND STAN DOWN THE SOUL STAIRS
  330. SplitSuns: shit
  331. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  332. TwinBuilder: [**GAME OVER**]
  333. [**> RESPAWN(?) < QUIT**]
  334. PB: respawn
  335. crystalcat: >respawn
  336. TwinBuilder: [*** Hee hee hee...**]
  337. [*** Did you really think I was gonna be satisfied...**]
  338. [*** Only killing you, uh... FOUR times??**]
  339. [*** ...Golly! You've already died four times?**]
  340. [*** WIMP.**]
  341. Nomble: >Rename myself to "the god above"
  342. TwinBuilder: [***THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.***]
  343. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOYou died!**]
  344. SplitSuns: FLOWEY HELP US
  345. TwinBuilder: [**>QUIT<**]
  346. SplitSuns: > RESPAWN
  347. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  348. PB: RESPAWN
  349. TwinBuilder: [**> QUIT <**]
  350. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  351. PB: RESPAWN
  352. Irecreeper: >SCREW THE RULES, RESPAWN
  353. SplitSuns: > HOLE
  354. TwinBuilder: [**> HOLE <**]
  355. Nomble: erm
  356. PB: Should we go through the hole.
  357. SplitSuns: YES
  358. crystalcat: >HOLE
  359. TwinBuilder: **----------------------------------------------------------
  360. PONY ISLAND SOURCE CODE
  361.  
  362. SOLVE THE FOLLOWING PUZZLE TO PROCEED
  363.  
  364. Who is the first angel?
  365.  
  366. [________________]
  367. ----------------------------------------------------------**
  368. crystalcat: METATRON
  369. SplitSuns: URIEL
  370. TwinBuilder: [**METATRON**]
  371. Nomble: "me"
  372. TwinBuilder: [**Correct. But not in the way you think.**]
  373. TwinBuilder: [**> PONY FLIGHT <**]
  374. crystalcat: >PONY FLIGHT
  375. SplitSuns: nice
  376. TwinBuilder: [**PONY ISLAND**]
  377. [**> START GAME < OPTIONS QUIT**]
  378. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  379. PB: > Start game
  380. crystalcat: >START GAME
  381. TwinBuilder: [***YOU'RE BACK.***]
  382. TwinBuilder: [***LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.***]
  383. Irecreeper: >CUT HIM OFF WITH LASERS
  384. Irecreeper: >AND ATHEISM.
  385. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 600,000/666,666 HP.**]
  386. [**PIN: 1/1 HP.**]
  387. crystalcat: I have a plam.
  388. Nomble: >Convert THE GOD BELOW to aetheism.
  389. TwinBuilder: [**The laser does nothing! The atheism is too overused to have an effect!**]
  390. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW shuts his ears when you try to convert him!**]
  391. Irecreeper: "we're out of options"
  392. TwinBuilder: [***NO MEANS NO, HERETIC***]
  393. Nomble: >Throw a bible at THE GOD BELOW.
  394. crystalcat: >Become fundamentalist atheist, hold up protest sign saying 'GOD HATES BEING NONEXISTENT'
  395. Irecreeper: >Be a generic weak bat enemy, and use Pony Wing Attack
  396. SplitSuns: > USE THE ANGELIC POWER OF PONY FLIGHT TO COMBAT THE GOD BELOW'S SATANIC AURA
  397. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 566,000/666,666 HP**]
  398. Pope Cipurr: >jump over the god below's hand when it punches
  399. TwinBuilder: [**The angelic pony wings seem to tranquilize the area. The GOD BELOW's movements falter...**]
  400. TwinBuilder: [**But for too short a time to be capitalized on!**]
  401. SplitSuns: damn
  402. TwinBuilder: [**HE SENDS HIS FIST FORWARD OH SHIT**]
  403. Nomble: >The power of ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ compels me to fly.
  404. SplitSuns: fly
  405. PB: >DODGE
  406. Irecreeper: >WINGS
  407. crystalcat: >FLY, PONY!
  408. crystalcat: >FLYYYYYYYY
  409. TwinBuilder: [**You fly above, dodging it!**]
  410. SplitSuns: SHOOT WITH LASERS
  411. SplitSuns: WHILE HIS GUARD IS DOWN
  412. Irecreeper: this reminds me of twitchplaysanything
  413. TwinBuilder: [***CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A PUMPKIN YOU FU***]
  414. Irecreeper: >LASERS BOIS
  415. SplitSuns: it's glorious
  416. SplitSuns: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  417. TwinBuilder: [**You fire righteous pony lasers!**]
  418. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 500,000/666,666 HP**]
  419. Nomble: >Turn it's fist into a pumpkin with *pony majicks*
  420. TwinBuilder: [***ADPOGHUUSGHP;DGUSDG***]
  421. Pope Cipurr: >keep firing until you run out of breath
  422. TwinBuilder: [**You turn his hand into a pumpkin? But what pumpkin? Now, he doesn't have a hand!**]
  423. SplitSuns: CONFUSE THE GOD BELOW AS YOU ASK HIM HOW HE SAID A SEMICOLON OUT LOUD
  424. TwinBuilder: [***WHAT DID YOU DO WHAT DID YOU DO WHAT DID YOU***]
  425. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 400,000/666,666 HP**]
  426. Bomber57: >CONSIDER TUBES
  427. crystalcat: >Fire an inexplicably cross-shaped pony laser.
  428. TwinBuilder: [***NO***]
  429. TwinBuilder: [***NOT TUBES***]
  430. Nomble: >Play the Tubas
  431. TwinBuilder: [***HAVE YOU NO MERCY***]
  432. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 366,000/666,000 HP**]
  433. Irecreeper: >Fire a Pony Laser, but time your shots to the tune of a religious hymn.
  434. crystalcat: >YS ATUN VARAMA PRESH
  435. PB: > ONWARDS AOSHIMA
  436. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW SWINGS HIS OTHER HAND OH DEAR GOD**]
  437. crystalcat: >Fly!
  438. SplitSuns: wings
  439. Irecreeper: >FLY PONYBOY
  440. Nomble: >Turn the fist into *what pumpkin?*
  441. TwinBuilder: [**BUT HE SWUNG IT TO THE POSITION YOU'D GO TO WHEN YOU FLEW, AND THIS WASN'T CONVEYED ORIGINALLY SO THAT YOU COULD FALL FOR IT**]
  442. Erelye: It's YS ATUN VARANMA PRESH, not VARAMA.
  443. SplitSuns: fuck
  444. TwinBuilder: [**GAME OVER**]
  445. Pope Cipurr: >turn that hand into a pumpkin
  446. Irecreeper: rip
  447. TwinBuilder: [**> RESPAWN < QUIT**]
  448. PB: EYhh
  449. PB: RESPAWN
  450. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  451. SplitSuns: > RESPAWN
  452. crystalcat: I've seen it spelled both ways, Erelye.
  453. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 366,000/666,666 HP.**]
  454. Pope Cipurr: >turn all its hands into pumpkins
  455. Irecreeper: >SURPRISE RESPAWN LASER ATTACK
  456. Nomble: >Turn it's other hand into *what pumpkin?*
  457. Yung Venuz: >Force The God Below to fight exactly 50000 true water elementals
  458. Erelye: 1 Metatron says it VARANMA.
  459. TwinBuilder: [**You turn both its hands into pumpkins. Now it has no hands!**]
  460. Erelye: Which is superior to Meti's version.
  461. crystalcat: True.
  462. Nomble: >"look ma, no hands"
  463. TwinBuilder: [***YOU DARE DISGRACE THE UNHOLY SIX-FINGERED GAUNTLETS OF THE NINTH HELL???***]
  464. Pope Cipurr: yes
  465. Nomble: >yes
  466. TwinBuilder: [***YOU WILL BE CRUCIFIED IN THE TENTH WAY***]
  467. crystalcat: yes
  468. PB: Yes
  469. Yung Venuz: yes
  470. Pope Cipurr: >fire more lasers
  471. SplitSuns: yes
  472. Irecreeper: >don't get crucified in the tenth way
  473. Nomble: >Crucify THE GOD BELOW.
  474. Yung Venuz: >create a cross out of lasers, Crucify
  475. crystalcat: Oh hey, The God Below just made a Kill Six Billion Demons reference.
  476. crystalcat: >Kill One Demon
  477. Erelye: Hah.
  478. TwinBuilder: [**You fire more lasers, but THE GOD BELOW nudges his head in a specific way so that the lasers form a crucifix! You are strapped to it, and are burned alive!**]
  479. SplitSuns: oh
  480. TwinBuilder: [**GAME OVER**]
  481. Irecreeper: >RESPAWN
  482. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  483. TwinBuilder: [**> FORGIVE THEM, FATHER, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO < QUIT**]
  484. PB: RESPAWN
  485. Nomble: >RESPAWN
  486. SplitSuns: > FORGIVE THEM, FATHER, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
  487. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 366,000/666,666 HP**]
  488. Irecreeper: >PRETEND TO USE A LASER BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY I, DIO!
  489. SplitSuns: > SUMMON ISAAC
  490. SplitSuns: THE ISAAC OF ISAAC: REISAAC
  491. Yung Venuz: >Insult the God Below by spelling out "IT'S 616 YOU IDIOT NOT 666"
  492. Nomble: >Do that SANS MERCY.
  493. TwinBuilder: [**YOU PRETEND TO USE A LASER BUT USE DIO INSTEAD, MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA**]
  494. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 300,000/666,666 HP**]
  495. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW HHHHHHATES YOU.**]
  496. SplitSuns: KEK
  497. Irecreeper: >TAUNT HIM FOR NOT HAVING HANDS
  498. Nomble: >Summon MSPAL.
  499. SplitSuns: :mspa:
  500. TwinBuilder: [**You taunt THE GOD BELOW for not having hands! He taunts back, saying you don't either!**]
  501. Irecreeper: :mspa:
  502. Bomber57: >REMIND HIM OF ALL THE HANDS HE DOESN'T HAVE. TWO.
  503. SplitSuns: oh, good point
  504. TwinBuilder: [**The face of MSPal has no effect.**]
  505. Irecreeper: oh
  506. Irecreeper: :pls:
  507. Nomble: what about
  508. Nomble: :joaje:
  509. Pope Cipurr: >cut off his pumpkins
  510. Nomble: >I would like to interject.
  511. PB: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
  512. Nomble: :joaje:
  513. Irecreeper: :joaje:
  514. Irecreeper: :joaje:
  515. TwinBuilder: [***DON'T YOU JUST HATE YOURSELF? HAVEN'T YOU REALIZED THE HORRIBLE TRUTH BEHIND YOUR EXISTENCE? THAT SUPPOSED KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY LYING BEHIND ITS CURTAINS WAS JUST A HOLLOW FLAME. THE REFINER'S FIRE BURNS COLD AND DEEP, ITS WRETCHED SUSTENANCE FUELING A CRIPPLED WORLD.***]
  516. Nomble: >I don't care.
  517. SplitSuns: oh
  518. TwinBuilder: [**You HHHHHHATE so much that your next attack is guaranteed to have a completely HHHHHHORRIBLE effect.**]
  519. crystalcat: >SUMMON JOAJE, THE JOKE IN THE ATTIC,
  520. Bomber57: >Reiterate with the magical power of happy happy pony love.
  521. Nomble: >Dance.
  522. TwinBuilder: [**You summon JOAJE.**]
  523. SplitSuns: OH NO
  524. TwinBuilder: [**New command unlocked!**]
  525. SplitSuns: OH FUCK
  526. Pope Cipurr: amazing
  527. crystalcat: NOOOOO
  528. PB: jfosdjfhf';
  529. Nomble: we did it reddit
  530. crystalcat: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
  531. Pope Cipurr: beautiful
  532. SplitSuns: THE JOKE IN THE ATTIC
  533. Irecreeper: >OH YES. LIKE METTATON. FOR DAMAGE.
  534. Pope Cipurr: 10/10
  535. Pope Cipurr: :)
  536. TwinBuilder: [**You scream OHHHHHH YES!**]
  537. SplitSuns:
  538. Yung Venuz: >Put The God Below in Meme Prison
  539. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW despises this. But it does no damage.**]
  540. PB: I GUESS WE COULD SAY OUR AIM GOT BETTER
  541. Nomble: >I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
  542. TwinBuilder: [***EW***]
  543. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 299,999/666,666 HP**]
  544. Irecreeper: /afk
  545. SplitSuns: COMMAND JOAJE TO MAKE HIS AIM BETTER, ATTACKING THE GOD BELOW
  546. Yung Venuz: Inform the God below that his hat is a STUPID HAT
  547. TwinBuilder: [**SO MY EX LIFE STILL MISSES ME. BUT ITS PAIN IS GETTING BETTER!**]
  548. Nomble: >What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  549. SplitSuns: >What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  550. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 266,000/666,666 HP**]
  551. Yung Venuz: >What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  552. PB: >What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  553. TwinBuilder: [***I DON'T KNOW I DON'T CARE STOP TALKING TO ME***]
  554. SplitSuns: >What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  555. Bomber57: >What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  556. Yung Venuz: What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  557. Nomble: >What's Papyrus' favorite food?
  558. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 260,000/666,666 HP**]
  559. TwinBuilder: [***RRRRRRRRRRRRRR***]
  560. SplitSuns: > make the pony somehow say ">What's Papyrus' favorite food?"
  561. TwinBuilder: [***> What's Papyrus' favorite food?***]
  562. TwinBuilder: [***__NO__***]
  563. SplitSuns: yes
  564. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: 200,000/666,666 HP**]
  565. Yung Venuz: >What's foods' favorite Papyrus?
  566. TwinBuilder: [***THAT IS __IT__***]
  567. Bomber57: >Spell out the question "What's Papyrus' favorite food?" using THE GOD BELOW's severed fingers that you totally kept for some reason.
  568. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW BELCHES BRIMSTONE THAT COVERS THE SCREEN**]
  569. Nomble: >Interrupt with **PONY RAVE**
  570. SplitSuns: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa......
  571. SplitSuns: ...REFUSE
  572. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW: *100,000/666,666 HP***]
  573. Yung Venuz: I... REFWUSE!
  574. SplitSuns: HOLY SHIT DID WHAT I JUST DO WORK
  575. Bomber57: What it do though
  576. TwinBuilder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sg4QVi_yQ
  577. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW's HP has reached critical levels.**]
  578. Nomble: >How much dedicawted wam does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of THE GOD BELOW?
  579. TwinBuilder: [***So... It's a fight you want.***]
  580. TwinBuilder: [***Then it is a fight you will get.***]
  581. TwinBuilder: [**THE GOD BELOW speaks his unholy name of Truth.**]
  582. SplitSuns: AMAZING
  583. SplitSuns: wait what
  584. Nomble: >Hello, Truth.
  585. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER.***]
  586. SplitSuns: o h n o b r o
  587. Nomble: >Become Satan.
  588. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 100,000 HP***]
  589. SplitSuns: > wait, don't do that.
  590. Erelye: Hah.
  591. Yung Venuz: >Insult 0 Lucifer for being another satanic ripoff archtype
  592. TwinBuilder: [***I am the original.***]
  593. Nomble: >Kool-aid Man through it's body.
  594. SplitSuns: he was the archetype that the satanic ripoff archetype was spawned from
  595. SplitSuns: OH YEAHHHHHHHHH
  596. Yung Venuz: kek
  597. PB: Originality is dead
  598. TwinBuilder: [**OH, YEAH. In the vein of *DADDY*, you become a *KOOL-AID FUCKER.***]
  599. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 90,000/100,000***]
  600. SplitSuns: can i just say that this is beautiful
  601. Erelye: Hmm. Doesn't it go off of the reincarnation you're currently on, meaning 1 is never having died?
  602. Yung Venuz: >Fire crosses of lasers at Lucifer
  603. TwinBuilder: ((He breaks the system.))
  604. Erelye: Mhm.
  605. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER fires wraiths of dancing flame at you.***]
  606. Nomble: >:THE POWER OF JESUS COMPELLS YOU
  607. SplitSuns: CHANNEL THE POWER OF HARD-LIGHT TO BLOCK THE SHOTS
  608. SplitSuns: LET'S DO A PINARY MEDLEY BOYS
  609. TwinBuilder: [***You block the shots! They bounce off harmlessly!***]
  610. Yung Venuz: >Attack Lucifer with Hopes and Dreams
  611. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER absorbs them and regurgitates them in a cleansing pink fire.***]
  612. SplitSuns: DRIFT OUT OF THE WAY
  613. Yung Venuz: rip hopes and dreams
  614. SplitSuns: GET UP CLOSE AND SLASH WITH HYPER LIGHT SWORD
  615. Nomble: >Freeze Hell over.
  616. TwinBuilder: [***You DRIFT out of the way, in a way only you know. You throw the HYPER LIGHT DRIFTER at 0 LUCIFER, cracking his skull in two.***]
  617. Yung Venuz: >Unveil Super Plasma Cannon, then fire it.
  618. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 80,000/100,000***]
  619. TwinBuilder: [***You freeze Hell over. 0 LUCIFER just heats it back up.***]
  620. SplitSuns: we need to do pinary-related attacks
  621. SplitSuns: use everything we've ever learned
  622. Nomble: >/dankmemes
  623. SplitSuns: SHOW YOU'RE NOT SCARED BY HUGGING LUCIFER, DEALING CONFUSION DAMAGE
  624. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER creates a cross fashioned from an APPLE-ESQUE CRYSTAL and throws it at you, attempting to impale you.***]
  625. Yung Venuz: >Force Lucifer to watch the Pinary-made Dont Hug Me I'm Scared Videos/chatlogs
  626. Bomber57: >/pinary
  627. SplitSuns: never mind don't do what i just did
  628. TwinBuilder: [**You quickly run up and hug 0 LUCIFER.**]
  629. SplitSuns: FUCK
  630. TwinBuilder: [***DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED***]
  631. SplitSuns: oh
  632. crystalcat: >CALL LUCIFER, SPOUT DANK MEMES
  633. TwinBuilder: [**You then attack with a hundred /pinaries! The resulting -1 PINARY's limbs flail about, bringing yet another hell to the field. There is a massive battle as the two duke it out.**]
  634. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 70,000/100,000***]
  635. Bomber57: >CAST A TIME SLOWING SPELL BY UTTERING THE FOLLOWING WORDS: "WHOA THERE FRIEND YOU MIGHT NEED TO **SLOW DOWN**"
  636. TwinBuilder: [***You spout dank memes.***]
  637. TwinBuilder: [***What more can I say, I wouldn't be here today, if the old school didn't pave the way. True Story.***]
  638. SplitSuns: AMAZING
  639. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 60,000/100,000***]
  640. Yung Venuz: >Summon the King of Chess, who proceeds to humliate Lucifer at chess.
  641. Erelye: Humliation.
  642. SplitSuns: > HHHHHHATE AT LUCIFER, DEAL POP POP DAMAGE
  643. TwinBuilder: [***You summon the God of Chess. He hyuks hysterically, relieved to have another chance on a proper battlefield.***]
  644. Bomber57: I hate when I am humliated.
  645. TwinBuilder: [***YOU HHHHHHATE LUCIFER.***]
  646. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 40,000/100,000***]
  647. Yung Venuz: >Blast dozens of Hyuks at Lucifer, drowning him in a sea of Hyuks
  648. Bomber57: >TICK.
  649. Yung Venuz: >TOCK
  650. TwinBuilder: [***TOCK.***]
  651. SplitSuns: no the attacks all need to be unique probably
  652. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 30,000/100,000***]
  653. SplitSuns: oh
  654. SplitSuns: how the hell did that work
  655. Nomble: >Make ART.
  656.  
  657.  
  658. >It is a sword, impaling Lucifer.
  659. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER casts a spell of DARK MAJJYYK, preventing all further attacks from succeeding!***]
  660. Bomber57: >PONY: DEGRADE THE ART QUALITY OF PONY ISLAND.
  661. SplitSuns: USE /UNDO COMMAND TO REVERSE THAT ATTACK
  662. TwinBuilder: [***He jumps up, roars hysterically, and grabs the TERMINAL. He proceeds to smash you with it.***]
  663. Nomble: >Insult LUCIFER.
  664. crystalcat: >/undo
  665. TwinBuilder: [***/////////////***]
  666. TwinBuilder: [***/undo***]
  667. SplitSuns: Y E S
  668. crystalcat: YES.
  669. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER casts a spe--...Haha.***]
  670. Bomber57: `Y E S`
  671. TwinBuilder: ***W
  672. H
  673. A
  674. T
  675. ?***
  676. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 20,000/100,000***]
  677. Pope Cipurr: >state the true name of god
  678. crystalcat: >SUMMON FREDBEAR TO EAT HIS SOUL
  679. TwinBuilder: [***HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.***]
  680. Yung Venuz: >Use the power of /<0> to call down ten Chaos Scales on Lucifer
  681. Nomble: >Why not.
  682. TwinBuilder: [***Fredbear appears, consuming the soul of THE GOD BELOW itself.***]
  683. Irecreeper: >USE THE GODSPLITTER 9000, WHICH IS A TOTALLY REAL SWORD
  684. SplitSuns: MAKE FREDBEAR USE THE POWER OF ALL HIS SOULS ON LUCIFER
  685. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 10,000/100,000 HP***]
  686. SplitSuns: OH WAIT SOMEONE JUST DID THAT'
  687. Pope Cipurr: >I
  688. SplitSuns: NVM
  689. SplitSuns: FINALLY, WE UTTER THIS ONE PHRASE TO LUCIFER:
  690. Bomber57: >RECOMMEND HE STAYS OUT OF YOUR SHED. THEN WATCH AS HE DOES IT ANYWAY. REACT APPROPRIATELY, EQUESTRIAN MAMMAL.
  691. TwinBuilder: [***There will be no Genesis, for beginnings are false and I am a consummate liar.***]
  692. SplitSuns: ***"PINARY PLS."***
  693. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 1/100,000 HP***]
  694. Erelye: Praise YISUN.
  695. Yung Venuz: >:pls:
  696. crystalcat: ***PINARY PLS.***
  697. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER is blown backwards.***]
  698. Nomble: >Poke LUCIFER.
  699. Irecreeper: >MUTILATE BODY
  700. TwinBuilder: [***He struggles to breathe. His limbs are torn off. His body, bloodied.***]
  701. TwinBuilder: [***YOU... MY GOD. YOU ARE THE ONE.***]
  702. Bomber57: oh neat
  703. Yung Venuz: >Send a massive wave of :pls: towards him, finishing him off.
  704. TwinBuilder: [***In this final moment... What attack do you utter?***]
  705. PB: No we got to hear what he's got to say, before we put him outta his merc
  706. crystalcat: > O O O O /O\\ O O O O
  707. TwinBuilder: [***METATRON ENTERS.***]
  708. Bomber57: >^
  709. TwinBuilder: [***GET. FUCKED.***]
  710. Nomble: >Poke into the Void
  711. TwinBuilder: [***///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////***]
  712. SplitSuns: WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
  713. crystalcat: YESSSS.
  714. Pope Cipurr: ...
  715. crystalcat: CALLBACKS GALORE.
  716. Yung Venuz: ^
  717. Nomble: erm
  718. TwinBuilder: [***///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////***]
  719. TwinBuilder: [***///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////***]
  720. TwinBuilder: [***///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////***]
  721. SplitSuns: THE 7X7 CALLBACK
  722. Bomber57: awaaaaaa
  723. Nomble: ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ ɸ
  724. TwinBuilder: [***0 LUCIFER: 0/100,000***]
  725. TwinBuilder: [***YOU... ARE THE KING... OF... PONY... ISLAND... ...***]
  726. TwinBuilder: []
  727. TwinBuilder: [**GAME OVER**]
  728. TwinBuilder: [**YOU WIN**]
  729. crystalcat: Woo!
  730. SplitSuns: ...
  731. Yung Venuz: this is why Pinary is so awesome
  732. SplitSuns: it is done.
  733. crystalcat: ^^^^
  734. PB: ^^^
  735. TwinBuilder: [**ACCEPT PRIZE?**] [**Y**] [**N**]
  736. SplitSuns: Y
  737. crystalcat: >Y
  738. Irecreeper: >y
  739. Yung Venuz: Y
  740. Bomber57: ^^^^^^^^^
  741. PB: y
  742. Bomber57: >y es
  743. Nomble: "what if we don't"
  744. SplitSuns: i wonder what would've happened if we had burned the ticket in front of him
  745. TwinBuilder: [**l1zarddagger | d0ublet1me**]
  746. Irecreeper: "This was a horrible idea, wasn't i-"
  747. Irecreeper: "oh"
  748. SplitSuns: OH MY GOD YES
  749. Pope Cipurr: ...ok
  750. Pope Cipurr: not too useful but
  751. Pope Cipurr: thanks?
  752. TwinBuilder: [**ACCEPT PRIZE?**] [**Y**] [**N**]
  753. Irecreeper: >Y
  754. Erelye: What do you mean, not too useful.
  755. Pope Cipurr: y
  756. SplitSuns: Y
  757. PB: y
  758. TwinBuilder: [**YOU GOT NINETEEN TICKETS!**]
  759. SplitSuns: yeah i'd say that's pretty useful
  760. Pope Cipurr: i mean we were gonna get it anyways
  761. TwinBuilder: [**ACCEPT PRIZE?**] [**Y**] [**N**]
  762. Irecreeper: >GASP IN COLLECTIVE SURPRISE
  763. crystalcat: >Y
  764. Irecreeper: >Y
  765. Pope Cipurr: y
  766. Bomber57: >woahaow! yes!
  767. PB: y
  768. TwinBuilder: Then settle down.
  769. Nomble: :whoa: yes
  770. TwinBuilder: At the conclusion of Ends of the Earth, I will include a secret, *ninth* challenge.
  771. TwinBuilder: Those who solve it will know...
  772. Pope Cipurr: amazing
  773. TwinBuilder: The true Identity.
  774. Pope Cipurr: ...ok
  775. crystalcat: Of the being behind the Gate.
  776. crystalcat: Woo.
  777. Pope Cipurr: hey, twin
  778. TwinBuilder: [**Command terminated.**]
  779. Bomber57: Ooh, I will have to be there for that.
  780. Pope Cipurr: can you tell me whether every letter has been used
  781. Pope Cipurr: in your drawings so far
  782. TwinBuilder: ((Don't think so.))
  783. TwinBuilder: [**PONY ISLAND - COMPLETE**]
  784. crystalcat: Twin, that was awesome.
  785. TwinBuilder: [**CREDITS**]
  786. Pope Cipurr: can i get the ones you haven't drawn then
  787. TwinBuilder: [**GAME DESIGNERS - MTT INDUSTRIES**]
  788. Nomble: Yes.
  789. Yung Venuz: kek
  790. Nomble: Do not use false names. INDUSTRIES is a false name.
  791. Yung Venuz: ^
  792. Nomble: "hypocrite"
  793. TwinBuilder: [**PROGRAMMERS - MTT INDUSTRIES**]
  794. SplitSuns: ...that was an experience.
  795. TwinBuilder: [**ARTISTS - SOME GUY WHO WE BEAT TO DEATH**]
  796. TwinBuilder: [**MUSICIANS - AUDIO SPLITTIO**]
  797. Yung Venuz: Hah.
  798. SplitSuns: uh
  799. SplitSuns: ok
  800. TwinBuilder: [**SPONSORED BY - VIEWERS LIKE YOU**]
  801. TwinBuilder: [**BEARER OF THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL - LOZENGE**]
  802. TwinBuilder: [**AND STARRING JEFF MASON AS - JEFF MASON**]
  803. SplitSuns: ...how was jeff there
  804. TwinBuilder: [**Unfortunately, you did not clear the game fast enough.**]
  805. SplitSuns: is this just an acid trip
  806. TwinBuilder: [**You do not get to see Pinary in a bikini.**]
  807. SplitSuns: awwww
  808. TwinBuilder: [**Hyuk hyuk hyuk!**]
  809. TwinBuilder: [**GAME CLEAR**]
  810. Pope Cipurr: ha
  811. Yung Venuz: kek.
  812. TwinBuilder: [**Command terminated.**]
  813. PB: ok
  814. SplitSuns: that was great.
  815. SplitSuns: i don't think anything else we could do in pinary would top that.
  816. Yung Venuz: ^
  817. SplitSuns: but here's the thing.
  818. SplitSuns: has anyone else not put in a credential?
  819. Erelye: You said that literally the session before last.
  820. Nomble: <
  821. Yung Venuz: I put in one.
  822. Nomble: I have not.
  823. Irecreeper: <
  824. SplitSuns: <@179312636616245248> i meant today
  825. Erelye: Mhm.
  826. SplitSuns: i'm sure down the road we'll do something greater
  827. SplitSuns: so who'll do it
  828. Nomble: how do you put in credentials
  829. SplitSuns: one sec
  830. Yung Venuz: /probect, i think it was.
  831. Yung Venuz: <@!162345113966608394> do /probect l1zarddagger | d0ublet1m
  832. Yung Venuz: don't forget the e on time
  833. SplitSuns: no, don't do that
  834. Nomble: ?
  835. Irecreeper: /pinary
  836. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /pinary]
  837. Nomble: why not, split?
  838. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: Pinary! 1/100.]
  839. Erelye: Are we on Probect 8 or Probect 9?
  840. SplitSuns: i don't know
  841. Yung Venuz: Probect seven, i think?
  842. Yung Venuz: We have both advanced supiorors if that helps?
  843. SplitSuns: <@!162345113966608394> /probect 8 l1zarddagger d0ublet1me
  844. Yung Venuz: At least it said 2/2?
  845. SplitSuns: do that
  846. Nomble: /probect 8 l1zarddagger d0ublet1me
  847. TwinBuilder: [INPUT: /probect 8 l1zarddagger | d0ublet1me]
  848. TwinBuilder: [OUTPUT: 2/2 CREDENTIALS DETECTED.]
  849. TwinBuilder: [THE EIGHTH IS THE FOOL, AT THE END OF HIS RULE]
  850. SplitSuns: ...this is it.
  851. SplitSuns: only two left.
  852. SplitSuns: we're in the endgame, folks.
  853. Yung Venuz: yep
  854. Yung Venuz: Not much further to go.
  855. SplitSuns: pretty soon we're gonna have to start cracking the deeper secrets.
  856. SplitSuns: maybe now's the time for snakeeyes.
  857. TwinBuilder: ((Any further commands?))
  858. TwinBuilder: ((No?))
  859. TwinBuilder: ((Alright.))
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