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Slappy- De-Jawed

Dec 20th, 2023
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  1. Goldie moved quickly toward Slappy. “But how can you say the spell, Slappy dear, if you don’t have a mouth?”
  2. Before Slappy could reply, she reached out—and ripped off his wooden chin and bottom lip. She raised the chunk of wood and tossed it across the room.
  3. Slappy had a wide hole where his mouth had been. His eyes rolled crazily in his head. And all he could utter in protest was, “AAAAAHHH. AAAAAAAHHH!”
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  6. I dodged past her. Grabbed Slappy’s head. And shoved the chin and bottom lip back into place.
  7. Slappy tested his mouth, clicking his lips rapidly. Then he shouted the spell he had memorized: “Corrado Meloheeno Avay Avay Meloheeno!”
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  9. - Diary of a Dummy, chapters 31 and 32
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