tl;dr
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owo and missanthropy had a steamy online relationship in #earlgreycedra
they would message each other all day every day for three months
owo is a gay man, but apparently is willing to date a girl?  well, missa does look like a dude...
also missanthropy admits having a sexual attraction to gay men
she says Monroe was attracted to men and women but insisted he is not a sexual person
oh, yeah, this is confirmed owo irl https://media.8ch.net/file_store/545c42775cb5d3dd70d4e5829183e7d176dc6383a724792a85d8cba1071bca4e.jpg
it's not just speculation anymore.  that's owo.
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oh also missanthropy loves niggerdick

02:29 -!- Irssi: Starting query in Rizon with dressedinyellow
02:29 <dressedinyellow> Hey.
02:29 <dressedinyellow> Can we talk?
02:29 <jmanfatty> lol what
02:29 <dressedinyellow> It's me, missanthropy.
02:29 <jmanfatty> oh hell no lol
02:29 <dressedinyellow> I am so sad..
02:31 <jmanfatty> tell me what owo used to talk about in #earlgreycedra
02:31 <dressedinyellow> I am afraid to be alone right now.
02:31 <dressedinyellow> Serious.
02:31 <jmanfatty> I'm serious
02:31 <jmanfatty> tell me what owo used to talk about in #earlgreycedra
02:32 <dressedinyellow> ..Smh. I don't care or remember. That was years ago.
02:32 <jmanfatty> yes you do
02:32 <jmanfatty> now tell me
02:32 <dressedinyellow> I literally don't.
02:32 <dressedinyellow> That was years ago.
02:32 <dressedinyellow> Plus..
02:32 <dressedinyellow> I wouldn't tell owo's secrets.
02:32 <jmanfatty> see
02:33 <jmanfatty> you know exactly what you're not telling me
02:33 <jmanfatty> so just tell me
02:33 <dressedinyellow> That's wrong to do to someone who is my friend, or used to be.
02:33 <dressedinyellow> I won't tell anything. I know nothing.
02:33 <jmanfatty> owo talks more shit about you now than anyone
02:33 <dressedinyellow> Get used to it.
02:33 <dressedinyellow> I don't care.
02:33 <jmanfatty> yes you do care
02:33 <jmanfatty> now just tell me
02:34 <dressedinyellow> I'm highly loyal. That "owo" talks bad about me, is on her/his soul. It's not my mistake. What I do back, would be mine, and I won't do anything. I won't tell you anything, and I don't know why you care.
02:34 <jmanfatty> you've knowingly told everyone every secret i ever told you
02:34 <jmanfatty> and you expect me to believe that lol
02:34 <dressedinyellow> It's true.
02:34 <jmanfatty> no, it's not true
02:34 <dressedinyellow> I thought you weren't real.
02:34 <dressedinyellow> At the time.
02:34 <jmanfatty> in other words, it's not true
02:35 <jmanfatty> and it's entirely subjective to your whims
02:35 <dressedinyellow> I know owo is real.
02:35 <jmanfatty> so just tell me
02:35 <dressedinyellow> I was hesitant of you, especially when you got affectionate. It was clearly a joke, and I don't know why you'd try to take my heart and tear it to shreds like that.
02:35 <dressedinyellow> That's awful.
02:35 <dressedinyellow> If I fell in love, it'd be all over.
02:36 <jmanfatty> just fucking say it
02:36 <dressedinyellow> I've been hurt too much before.
02:36 <dressedinyellow> Dumb men on IRC.
02:36 <dressedinyellow> So don't play that, that /I/ did you so wrong.
02:37 <dressedinyellow> You tried to take my heart, and make it a joke.
02:37 <dressedinyellow> That's wrong.
02:37 <dressedinyellow> When you know I needed someone.
02:37 <jmanfatty> what did owo used to talk about in #earlgreycedra
02:37 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:37 <dressedinyellow> Get used to it.
02:38 <jmanfatty> what did owo used to talk about in #earlgreycedra
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <jmanfatty> what did owo used to talk about in #earlgreycedra
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <jmanfatty> what did owo used to talk about in #earlgreycedra
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <jmanfatty> just say it
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <dressedinyellow> Don't know, don't care.
02:38 <jmanfatty> tell me
02:39 <dressedinyellow> I did care about you.
02:39 <dressedinyellow> When we talked a lot.
02:39 <jmanfatty> then just tell me
02:39 <dressedinyellow> I was with Monroe and I wouldn't cheat, you know.
02:39 <jmanfatty> TELL ME
02:40 <jmanfatty> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
02:40 <jmanfatty> I still kept all those secrets
02:40 <jmanfatty> you told me
02:40 <jmanfatty> about monroe
02:40 <dressedinyellow> I am telling you way more important stuff, and you don't care.
02:40 <jmanfatty> that's because I have an agenda
02:40 <dressedinyellow> And Monroe directed many actions I took against you.
02:40 <jmanfatty> once it is settled, we can talk about important things
02:40 <dressedinyellow> You know how I was.
02:40 <dressedinyellow> Love.
02:40 <dressedinyellow> It's shit.
02:41 <jmanfatty> TELLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
02:41 <dressedinyellow> So..to talk to you about "important stuff", possibly dealing with my loyalty to /you/, I have to betray owo....another person...That makes sense.
02:42 <dressedinyellow> Not.
02:42 <jmanfatty> you're not betraying anyone
02:42 <jmanfatty> there's no expectation from anyone that you wouldn't tell me this
02:42 <dressedinyellow> I know nothing.
02:42 <dressedinyellow> That's final.
02:42 <dressedinyellow> And you're being annoying.
02:42 <jmanfatty> so you expect me to have a real conversation with you
02:42 <dressedinyellow> I'd rather be alone than listen to this blabber.
02:42 <jmanfatty> and you can't even into real shit
02:43 <dressedinyellow> You are incapable of real conversations.
02:43 <jmanfatty> you know better
02:44 <dressedinyellow> Yes..
02:44 <dressedinyellow> But.
02:44 <dressedinyellow> You haven't been real with me in a long time.
02:44 <jmanfatty> THEN JUST TELL ME SO I CAN
02:44 <jmanfatty> until then this is just you toying with me
02:44 <dressedinyellow> I'd rather be alone than listen to this.
02:44 <dressedinyellow> You just made suicide look better.
02:44 <dressedinyellow> Congrats.
02:45 <jmanfatty> all because you won't tell me
02:45 <dressedinyellow> I told you many times, get over it.
02:45 <jmanfatty> and I'm not done asking more times
02:45 <dressedinyellow> And I won't be done ignoring you.
02:45 <jmanfatty> just fucking tell me already
02:45 <jmanfatty> why wouldn't you tell me
02:45 <jmanfatty> there's no reasonable expectation that you wouldn't
02:46 <dressedinyellow> I am loyal. I thank you for not telling the stuff about Monroe. I don't want to bad-mouth him.
02:46 <jmanfatty> `loyal to what?
02:46 <dressedinyellow> Friends, those I love. owo was my friend at that time.
02:46 <jmanfatty> you just said you would tell everybody everything about me if you felt like i wasn't real
02:46 <jmanfatty> and yet
02:46 <jmanfatty> ...
02:47 <dressedinyellow> I regret that we fought so badly.
02:47 <dressedinyellow> I miss talking to you.
02:47 <jmanfatty> then just tell me
02:47 <dressedinyellow> No.
02:47 <dressedinyellow> Stop asking.
02:47 <jmanfatty> what could possibly be something you wouldn't easily say
02:47 <jmanfatty> what could possibly be such a vast conspiracy of a secret
02:47 <dressedinyellow> It's top secret, like government level.
02:47 <dressedinyellow> Sorry.
02:48 <jmanfatty> okay what if I just promise to deal with such knowledge in a certain way
02:48 <jmanfatty> I have top secret government documents all over my computers
02:48 <jmanfatty> not my first rodeo
02:48 <dressedinyellow> You don't have me and owo's top secret government documents, and you have to live with that.
02:48 <jmanfatty> JUST
02:48 <jmanfatty> FUCKING
02:48 <jmanfatty> SAY IT
02:49 <dressedinyellow> owo and I were dating.
02:49 <jmanfatty> I see
02:49 <dressedinyellow> I've seen pictures.
02:49 <dressedinyellow> We were close.
02:49 <dressedinyellow> We fought, I left the channel.
02:49 <jmanfatty> ah
02:49 <dressedinyellow> That's it.
02:49 <jmanfatty> so it was uber personal
02:49 <dressedinyellow> Yeah.
02:49 <dressedinyellow> Yeah.
02:49 <jmanfatty> couldn't possibly have hurt you like Monroe tier
02:49 <dressedinyellow> We PMed all day for, like, 3 months.
02:49 <dressedinyellow> We were in love and stuff.
02:50 <jmanfatty> so owo is bisexual then
02:50 <dressedinyellow> owo is my ex.
02:50 <jmanfatty> gotcha
02:50 <dressedinyellow> That's....owo didn't want anyone to know.
02:50 <jmanfatty> well ofc I won't be telling anybody this
02:50 <jmanfatty> I just wanted to be part of the elite club that knows this
02:50 <dressedinyellow> Part of the reason I didn't want to tell you is I thought you might be turned off by me if I told you owo was my ex.
02:50 <jmanfatty> oh um
02:50 <dressedinyellow> Like, think I am weird.
02:50 <jmanfatty> how could that be the case
02:50 <jmanfatty> other than owo being a gay dude
02:51 <jmanfatty> i mean your ex husba...
02:51 <dressedinyellow> Yeah, I love gay men.
02:51 <jmanfatty> I see
02:51 <dressedinyellow> I didn't want you to be turned off, since I want to change.
02:51 <jmanfatty> wait
02:51 <jmanfatty> this isn't really related but
02:51 <jmanfatty> was Monroe gay?
02:51 <jmanfatty> or curious like that?
02:51 <dressedinyellow> Only curious.
02:52 <jmanfatty> hm
02:52 <dressedinyellow> He didn't know what he liked.
02:52 <jmanfatty> gotcha
02:52 <jmanfatty> well
02:52 <jmanfatty> okay so
02:52 <dressedinyellow> He said he wasn't sexual at all, but he found men and women cute.
02:52 <jmanfatty> gotcha
02:52 <dressedinyellow> Yeah, so..
02:52 <jmanfatty> it might just help you to get off of your current circumstances and reminisce with me for a bit anyways
02:52 <dressedinyellow> Uh, onto real conversation..
02:52 <jmanfatty> think about it
02:53 <dressedinyellow> Reminisce about what?
02:53 <jmanfatty> rizon stuff
02:53 <jmanfatty> how those relationships went
02:53 <jmanfatty> rizon was p cray back then lol
02:54 <jmanfatty> like pre-#friendlytimes
02:54 <jmanfatty> everything was so trolly lol
02:54 <jmanfatty> know what i mean?
02:55 <dressedinyellow> Not really.
02:55 <dressedinyellow> I've made good friends here, and met men I loved and met.
02:55 <dressedinyellow> It's not so trolly.
02:55 <jmanfatty> yih
02:55 <jmanfatty> well the rest of us were just being assclowns lol
02:55 <jmanfatty> mostly
02:55 <dressedinyellow> I miss friendlytimes, though.
02:55 <dressedinyellow> I really do.
02:55 <jmanfatty> yih :\
02:55 <dressedinyellow> It was so fun.
02:55 <dressedinyellow> Just, crazy shit.
02:56 <dressedinyellow> Remember when, like..
02:56 <dressedinyellow> What was his nick..
02:56 <dressedinyellow> And that dumb old guy, tried to delete it all, etc.
02:56 <dressedinyellow> yulf.
02:56 <dressedinyellow> LMFAO.
02:56 <jmanfatty> lol
02:56 <dressedinyellow> Remember yulf?
02:56 <jmanfatty> yulf did some behind the scenes things
02:57 <dressedinyellow> And then pong, RTFT, and Chris restored it.
02:57 <dressedinyellow> Where is pong nowadays?
02:57 <jmanfatty> being pong
02:57 <dressedinyellow> Never see him anymore.
02:57 <jmanfatty> on other nets mostly
02:57 <jmanfatty> and then you and Mijin had the big fights lol
02:57 <dressedinyellow> LOLLLL.
02:57 <jmanfatty> until jman came in
02:57 <jmanfatty> to save the day
02:57 <jmanfatty> the jman owo team
02:57 <dressedinyellow> Yeah, you're my savior.
02:57 <jmanfatty> \o
02:57 <jmanfatty>  o/
02:58 <jmanfatty> wait so
02:58 <jmanfatty> sec
02:58 <jmanfatty> sec
02:58 <jmanfatty> I've always wondered who this was and I had a strong suspicion it was owo
02:58 <dressedinyellow> Who?
02:58 <jmanfatty> sec
02:58 <jmanfatty> https://media.8ch.net/file_store/545c42775cb5d3dd70d4e5829183e7d176dc6383a724792a85d8cba1071bca4e.jpg
02:59 <jmanfatty> the whole gender neutral appearance
02:59 <dressedinyellow> I can't confirm or deny.
02:59 <jmanfatty> oh :\ lol
02:59 <jmanfatty> my curiosity continues then
02:59 <jmanfatty> >_<
02:59 <dressedinyellow> But, that person is hot. Looks like someone I'd date. (Hint.)
02:59 <jmanfatty> oh shit
02:59 <jmanfatty> gotcha
02:59  * jmanfatty winks
02:59 <jmanfatty> well I guess that makes sense
02:59 <jmanfatty> I just didn't figure you to be the person who is like
03:00 <dressedinyellow> I broke up with my boyfriend today.
03:00 <jmanfatty> secretive about dating someone
03:00 <dressedinyellow> It's permanent.
03:00 <jmanfatty> oh shid
03:00 <dressedinyellow> I'm not going back.
03:00 <jmanfatty> yikes
03:00 <dressedinyellow> Do you wanna know why..?
03:00 <jmanfatty> I figured you were telling me
03:00 <jmanfatty> didn't wanna impose
03:00 <jmanfatty> what happened
03:01 <dressedinyellow> Maybe it's dumb.....He was nice to me, but...
03:01 <jmanfatty> ?
03:01 <jmanfatty> dressedinyellow what happened
03:03 <dressedinyellow> I was emotional, I called my daughter's Dad to talk to her, see how her day was, say hello, you know..He just started yelling at me....I was like, what the fuckkk, he tells me she isn't there, she's with a "friend"...I said, give me the friend's number....what is the address. That is my baby, I need to know where she is, she is only 7. He kept yell
03:03 <dressedinyellow> ing, hung up, called me a bitch and all this stuff, hung up....I was crying hard, wondering what to do...I went crying hard in bed with him...he told me to "be quiet"...That set me off. I won't fucking be quiet about my ONLY child, my lovely beautiful child...I freaked, called him a dumb faggot, got mad, I told him I was done, and to leave. He was
03:03 <dressedinyellow> nice to me, but dude....no...I needed something else..I just won't...lol...waste my time.
03:04 <jmanfatty> I see
03:04 <dressedinyellow> I'd rather die than waste my time.
03:04 <dressedinyellow> How can you tell me "be quiet".
03:04 <jmanfatty> doesn't sound like it would've lasted much anywyas
03:05 <dressedinyellow> I called the cops, lmao, about it, after I threw him out.
03:05 <dressedinyellow> A cop was here, and contacted the Dad.
03:05 <jmanfatty> the dad?
03:05 <dressedinyellow> It is being worked out so I can talk to her tonight, and again, the cop told me to go to court tomorrow morning.
03:05 <jmanfatty> father-of-child?
03:05 <jmanfatty> ah
03:05 <jmanfatty> gotcha
03:05 <jmanfatty> yeh
03:05 <jmanfatty> well damn it's getting late, how early is court
03:06 <dressedinyellow> Well, court opens at 8 AM.
03:06 <dressedinyellow> It's only 8 PM here.
03:06 <jmanfatty> oh
03:06 <jmanfatty> 10 pm here
03:06 <jmanfatty> makes sense
03:06 <jmanfatty> k
03:06 <dressedinyellow> I told the cop I was gonna fucking burn her Dad's house down, I was so mad, all this crazy shit.
03:06 <jmanfatty> n-not a good idea senpai >_<
03:06 <dressedinyellow> He was so nice, like, I understand, I have 2 kids, but...you can't do that. Go to court.
03:06 <dressedinyellow> Lol.
03:07 <dressedinyellow> Then I was like..
03:07 <jmanfatty> mhm?
03:08 <dressedinyellow> "why are you trying so hard to help me, being so nice, I am one life of billions" and he was all...if I lose one life today, one tomorrow, one the next....it ends up a lot....and he was all, please go inside, no more drinking today, don't leave, read stories of addicts who recovered online, lmaoooo.
03:08 <jmanfatty> lol
03:08 <jmanfatty> well he tried
03:08 <jmanfatty> I'm just so
03:08 <jmanfatty> mindblown
03:08 <jmanfatty> I basically walked right in the middle of you and owo
03:08 <jmanfatty> all those times
03:08 <jmanfatty> without knowing
03:08 <jmanfatty> yalls thing
03:08 <jmanfatty> makes me feel stupid
03:09 <dressedinyellow> My boyfriend...ex...After I threw him out, he randomly brought me strawberry and chocolate milk then left again...Wtf?
03:09 <jmanfatty> no wonder owo would be so awkward talking about you and Monroe and stuff tho
03:09 <dressedinyellow> Rofl, I like the strawberry.
03:09 <dressedinyellow> It's nice.
03:09 <jmanfatty> lol
03:09 <jmanfatty> well maybe he thinks you're going to get over it
03:11 <jmanfatty> are you?
03:11 <dressedinyellow> No.
03:11 <dressedinyellow> I am not.
03:11 <jmanfatty> what makes you so sure
03:11 <dressedinyellow> I just know it was so offensive and shit that I don't care anymore.
03:11 <jmanfatty> hm
03:12 <dressedinyellow> See, with Monroe, I dealt with A LOT of shit. With other men. I've learned my lesson. I am not here to waste my time. It was highly offensive, and I am not going back.
03:12 <jmanfatty> hm
03:12 <jmanfatty> the old saying is
03:12 <jmanfatty> don't dish it if you can't take it
03:12 <jmanfatty> wise words
03:13 <dressedinyellow> Lol, when I needed emotional comfort about my child...he told me to "be quiet"...lol...how about no. Lmaooo, that's unforgivable. My child is a stingy subject.
03:14 <dressedinyellow> Plus, I don't ever want to introduce her to some nigger as my boyfriend.
03:14 <jmanfatty> well maybe you should also acknowledge a slight bit of lacking in the self control department as well >:P
03:14 <jmanfatty> lol
03:14 <dressedinyellow> She'll see only white men, and only when I choose.
03:14 <jmanfatty> so you were riding niggerdick
03:14  * jmanfatty gasps
03:14 <dressedinyellow> Dude, my heart is beating so fast right now...I feel dizzy.
03:14 <dressedinyellow> What the fuck is wrong with me.
03:15 <jmanfatty> well I mean
03:15 <jmanfatty> don't overdo it
03:15 <jmanfatty> think about something else
03:15 <jmanfatty> and tell me if I made it any more awkward between you and owo
03:15 <jmanfatty> because i feel like a dufus now
03:15 <dressedinyellow> Nah, I was just mad when you flirted with owo.
03:15 <jmanfatty> see
03:15 <dressedinyellow> Since owo was mine.
03:15 <jmanfatty> I knew it
03:15 <jmanfatty> I KNEW IT
03:16 <jmanfatty> I couldn't put my finger on what it was the whole time!
03:16 <dressedinyellow> Real talk, I am scared right now..
03:16 <jmanfatty> damn yall must've been personal tho
03:16 <jmanfatty> why are you so scared
03:17 <jmanfatty> dressedinyellow ?
03:17 <dressedinyellow> My heart is beating out of my chest, I am all shaky and dizzy, I just made myself food, first I ate in what..5 days. Lasagna and ceasar salad, something I'd love, in my head, as my last meal, you know....I took 3 bites and couldn't eat...it hurt my tummy...I see how unhealthy I am, horrible.....cuts everywhere, burns....I am not scared, I am...I ju
03:17 <dressedinyellow> st think I'm my own worst enemy and it's like...I'm all alone...you know.
03:18 <jmanfatty> damn that's not sounding healthy
03:18 <jmanfatty> hate to sound so rude but did you get a niggerdick std
03:18 <dressedinyellow> No.
03:18 <jmanfatty> well it's not like you would know
03:18 <jmanfatty> anyways
03:18 <dressedinyellow> I feel so sick..
03:19 <jmanfatty> why do you feel so sick?
03:19 <dressedinyellow> and the ONLY thing I know how to do, to cope, is drink more..even though the cop told me not to..but dude, I could not even walk down the street right now. I'd collapse. It's some shit, like, wow. Shoot me in the head, life, at least make it quick, shit.
03:19 <dressedinyellow> Smh.
03:19 <jmanfatty> well see
03:19 <jmanfatty> this is why I think you shoudl just think about something else
03:20 <dressedinyellow> It's not only my thoughts.
03:20 <dressedinyellow> It's physical.
03:20 <dressedinyellow> I've fucked up my body somehow.
03:20 <jmanfatty> hm
03:20 <dressedinyellow> I feel so sick.
03:20 <dressedinyellow> I know I should go to the hospital....but...I hate the hospital and I think it's, like..
03:21 <dressedinyellow> If I survive, good..
03:21 <dressedinyellow> If I don't, who cares.
03:21 <jmanfatty> I mean
03:21 <jmanfatty> niggers and gay men tend to have the most STDs
03:21 <jmanfatty> maybe get checked
03:22 <dressedinyellow> That's the last thing I'm worried about.
03:22 <jmanfatty> I would recommend at least getting checked anyways
03:22 <jmanfatty> okay say
03:23 <jmanfatty> hm
03:23 <jmanfatty> idk what to do about your physical issues >_<
03:23 <dressedinyellow> I think I might have to go to the hospital tonight. For real.
03:23 <dressedinyellow> I'm not tough enough.
03:23 <dressedinyellow> Again.
03:24 <dressedinyellow> Third time in the ER in a couple of months.
03:24 <dressedinyellow> How fun.
03:24 <dressedinyellow> And I do it all to myself.
03:24 <dressedinyellow> Such a loser.
03:24 <jmanfatty> perfect - so, I wont' share any of this information you gave me tonight if you just tell me a few more things - owos name, phone number, etc and more about that whole thing
03:25 <dressedinyellow> If I wasn't so dumb, I'd just use razor blades to slit my wrists. It's momentary pain. Bad, but, as you lose blood, you go unconscious, it doesn't hurt.
03:25 <dressedinyellow> Seriously.
03:25 <jmanfatty> that's all fine and dandy but
03:25 <jmanfatty> again
03:25 <dressedinyellow> Why am I putting myself in HIGHER pain, by doing this slow.
03:25 <jmanfatty> just tell me owo's name and phone #
03:25 <jmanfatty> possibly address
03:25 <jmanfatty> was it a manly name even?
03:25 <jmanfatty> like butch?
03:26 <jmanfatty> also when you say Monroe thought dudes were cute - like, are we talking their cocks and shit?
03:26 <jmanfatty> I won't tell anyone
03:26 <jmanfatty> if you just complete the story
03:27 <jmanfatty> dressedinyellow ?
03:28 <jmanfatty> dont' make me do this countdown shit again
03:29 <jmanfatty> k so you have 10 minutes