Boko Haram terrorists use manipulators to catch {cocks|dicks|huge penises|solemn cocks|solemn dicks|creeping cocks|creeping dicks|revolting cocks|revolting dicks|cocks and sweaty balls|cocks and sticky balls}, while the Vatican-UK monarchy Lie To Me with {fake as fuck|shitty|painful|grievous|agonizing|puny|"I show you my hands you must believe me!"|"I throw my hands everywhere you believe me now"} illustrators












I still didn't understand why the chinese Triads and the Yakuza never reunited in the biggest mafia organization of the world against the european invasor. You would think that between asians there is an understanding, i mean, Europeans {destroied your countries for centuries|want your territories just for fun|created mayhem across your nations for hundreds of years|spread caos across your nations for hundreds of years}.

"You stlong...Me smalt" ... "IMPOSSIBIRU!"

Yesterday it was a nice sunny day and i went to the lake were i caught the Sureños and Norteños gangs {kissing like there's no tomorrow|gently kissing on their lips|fondling and kissing so cute that you want to open a candy shop}, the Hells Angels gangsters were playing with {flying kites|kites} and they made strange noises with their {cunty|stupid fucking|hilarious|ridiculous} {mouths|cheeks|baby cheeks|girlish cheeks} which {resembled|looked like} the {noise|rumble|rumbling sound} of an {Harley Davidson|Harley Davidson bike|Harley Davidson 2006 VRSCSE2|Harley Davidson 2012 CVO Softail Convertible|Harley Davidson 2010 Dyna Wide Glide|Harley Davidson 1983 XR-1000|Harley Davidson 2012 FLHR Road King|Harley Davidson 2002 VRSCA V-Rod|Harley Davidson 2009 FLHT Electra Glide Standard|Harley Davidson 1958 Duo-Glide|Harley Davidson 2009 FXSTB Night Train}.
As if it were not enough i had to fish out of the water the Netherland Monarchy, oh boy they drank {so many liters of|nano-quants of|so many cleary wrong nano-liters of|so many liters of NOS scientifically proven by Toretto and activated by|so many liters from the bubble of scientifically incorrect flat earths filled with} {whale's sperm|aquariums of dolphin's sperm|moray's sperm|electrically discharged moray's sperm|electrically charged molecules of moray's sperm|electrically charged molecules of moray's sperm ready to fuck anyone in a square mile|eels's sperm|excited eels's sperm|slippery eels's sperm|eels's sperm completely dehydrated|eel's sperm|squid's sperm|squid's sperm who just lost the ability to squirt ink|squid's sperm who just lost the ability to spray ink|shrimp's sperm|shellfish's sperm|anchovies's sperm who lost faith in sea world|emperor penguin's sperm who just lost his wife and the possibility to procreate again|royal penguin's sperm who just lost his wife and the possibility to procreate again|erect-crested penguin's sperm who just lost his wife and the possibility to procreate again|macaroni penguin's sperm who just lost his wife and the possibility to procreate again|galapagos penguin's sperm who just lost his wife and the possibility to procreate again}, that i thought {it was ancient greece all over again with Poseidon 'n shit|i had to battle Poseidon in order to reach the god mode|i had to have an epic fight god of war style with Poseidon|i had to kill Poseidon to avenge my dead family|it was an ancient monster of the abyss since Poseidon is an asshole with a trident|it was an ancient monster and i've to master Poseidon's power to become the ultimate god of war}

I can hear the thoughts of the Bilderbergs heads miles and miles away "Not fair! That little cunt can shit on {any criminal organization that he wants|all the criminal organizations of the world} without consequences! I want that ultimate power too! Mooom?! It's not fair!". Bloody fucking shitheads. First of all, are you so naive that you can't even get a simple thing like tooth for a tooth an eye for an eye? Where the fuck did you leave for all these years? In a barbie's house with Ken 'n shit?

I can assure you that from day 1 it was insanity taken to the next level, and you fuck children which is literally an insane thing. Going against all the mafia organizations of the planet, the most scary thing ever happened to me and to hundrends of others people who helped me and probably in the history. I've still pieces of crap falling from my pants. At least you had this last satisfaction.
Why don't you do it then since you are a smarty pants, {c'mon do it|what's the problem bro! it's easy!}, point a Tesla death ray in direction of your moronic brain 24/7 and fart shit on any criminal of the world. Fucking Tesla, he couldn't mind his own goddamn business. No instead he had to create mass murdering weapons to invent Aether 'n shit "Mom? Mooom?! {i'm going out to destroy the world!|Edison steals my Aether! It's not fair!|Edison is taking my inventions! It's not fair!|Edison is burning elephants with my inventions! It's not fair!|J.P. Morgan doesn't let me play with my toys! It's not fair!}". Bullshit, double bullshit, triple bullshit.

Now that we found an agreement on this matter, go fuck yourself faster than light speed.

# Anyway... since we are talking of {hobbits with diarreah|sociopaths in disguise|sociopath hobbits|sociopath hobbits with a vein of madness|