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  1. In the early 90's two twin brothers were born in Slovakia after their mother was tied up by her night gown, handcuffed to the bed, and dick whipped. During birth, their mother fell extremely ill the two brothers were sent to different parts of the world. One was sent to a small town in England and the other to some Russian ass looking place with Ak-47s accessible at every corner. Their mother eventually tried to find them both but she could only find one. She hadn't seen them in so long she didn't know which one she had found but she decided to name him Tom. She discovered that Tom had some sort of Autism and decided he would live with her forever.
  2. Tom spent many years in his mother's basement playing World of Warcraft and watching the same anime series over and over again because he couldn't stop jerking off to one of them bitches. However, one day he found SoulPlay and decided he would try and become the biggest dick of a mod ever. He somehow worked his way through server support and became a player moderator, and the rest is history.
  3. The other brother decided that since he was not named at birth, he would call himself Sibul (only god knows why but it probably had something to do with his native saying "See Bull, fuck Bull" because you know he wasn't getting ass with those rotten teeth and lack of hygiene). Sibul was drafted into the army at the age of twelve, registered thirty-seven kills, and became the youngest ever to set the world record for beer drank in one hour. As Sibul grew older (and somehow managed to get internet in his war zone of a country) he decided to try "Runescape". After a few years of begging for gold, he stumbled upon the RSPS community and joined SoulPlay where he became the forum administrator.
  4. After a few months Tom and Sibul were butting heads and trying to get each other demoted. They spent countless hours in staff chat beefing with each other. Let's just say they were basically comparing clits. AFter a while, Sibul decided to be a cunt and attempt to blackmail higher ups, as well as RWT and he was eventually demoted and banned. Tom, to this day still sits in his basement, wanks with two fingers, and acts like he's a god amongst men, while Sibul is back to begging for rsgp, shooting cows with Aks and drinking beer. This has been the story of two brothers who were split at birth, reunited on SoulPlay, and had no fucking idea it even happened.
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