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- From an unintentional rejection feels thread. Images included just because I have a new appreciation for sad/crying ponies.
- >Berry Punch
- http://gyazo.com/8c083e6a91ba2835668a1f85d5ab7f18
- >Bottoms up!
- >...
- >...
- >...
- >Pah ha!
- >I tell you Anon, that's one thing I like about you; you can hold your liquor.
- >All these other lightweights, they can't hold a candle to you!
- >Heh, well that's sweet of you to say, but I'm really nothing that special.
- >Thanks though...
- >Another round for me and my friend!
- >So, what do you think about spending a night on the town with me?
- >Not in this trashy dive, no offense, but hitting the strip in Canterlot?
- >Huh, really?
- >I never pegged you for liking horns...
- >Oh, no, it's not like that, Rarity's a sweet girl, just...
- >You know what, nevermind.
- >We'll just try it another time.
- >At least we still have one last drink tonight, right?
- >...Yeah, I suppose you do have to get home.
- >Don't worry about it, I'm Berry Punch, I could down both these glasses in no time.
- >See you around, Anon.
- >...
- >Rarity, huh?
- >Style, class, sophistication.
- >I can see that.
- >I'm just a beer swilling nobody in this podunk town.
- >*gulp*
- >...Bartender, I'm going to need a lot more alcohol.
- >Thanks...
- >Just leave the bottle.
- >Blueblood
- http://gyazo.com/2c72bff63d45b7b5f7b4aa1849dbf361
- >Anonymous?
- >My, my, it is you, I did not think that you would not be attending the Gala this year.
- >Well, I did invite you to be part of my entourage, so when you declined I suppose I simply assumed you wouldn't make it.
- >Still, it's good to see you, even if you are flying solo tonight.
- >Ah... you, have a date, then?
- >My, the Wonderbolt Captain, she's quite a catch.
- >But surely you've got a moment to spare for me?
- >A-Anonymous, she'll be there all night, and I'm sure she's not planning on chasing off her fans.
- >Just give me a moment of your time.
- >...Fine, I'll speak with you later tonight.
- >...
- >Another fallen to female charms.
- >Each year my pool of guests grows smaller as my friends find themselves wrapped around the hooves of their lovers.
- >Though I cannot say where he shall go from here, I know one thing for certain
- >He's not coming back.
- >They never do.
- >Cadence
- http://gyazo.com/9ca4adc396c30ea640894c47b159dbee
- >So, tomorrow's the big day!
- >What do you think?
- >Sorry, I suppose I'm just a little anxious about all of this, what with being taken captive and impersonated by Queen Chrysalis.
- >At least my dress is still in one piece.
- >By the way, I, I never actually thanked you for stepping up and rescuing me.
- >Thank you, Anonymous.
- >I don't know where I would be if it weren't for you.
- >Maybe, you'd like to go out and celebrate my last night as a free mare with me?
- >Oh.
- >Oh I see.
- >Yes, I understand, why wouldn't Shining Armor want to get you fitted for a tuxedo?
- >I mean, you did save the day.
- >No, go ahead, time is of the essence after all.
- >I'll see you at the ceremony tomorrow.
- >...
- >I suppose it's only right.
- >I shouldn't be having thoughts like that anyway
- >Shining Armor and I are meant for one another
- >But...
- >Anonymous, I'm so scared of what's to come.
- >I don't want to face it
- >Not without you.
- >Chrysalis
- http://gyazo.com/98fbf02662489276e46ec3f56b9b2c28
- >Greetings Anonymous
- >How are you doing this morning?
- >Good, good.
- >Listen, I'm supposed to meet the tailor for my dress fitting but, I'm just not feeling like it.
- >And I've been cooped up in this castle so long, I need to stretch my legs
- >How about we spend a day in town?
- >I'm certain none of the ponies will mind seeing the Princess of Love walk down the street.
- >Really?
- >Don't tell me you're actually concerned about the warnings Shining Armor's been talking about.
- >...No, I suppose you're right.
- >It is better to be safe than sorry.
- >But, maybe you'd like to give me your opinion on my dress?
- >My dear Shining can't be both-
- >Ah, yes, I understand.
- >I don't like it, but I understand.
- >I'll see you tonight at dinner.
- >...
- >Why?
- >Every time I see him my heart threatens to burst out of my chest.
- >I can't bring myself to control him
- >I'm not even sure I could if I tried.
- >I would call off this entire invasion
- >if I only thought he might love the real me...
- >Fluttershy
- http://gyazo.com/4c2f899b8d297acaeb5141e681c7bc8a
- >...
- >...
- >...
- >(Gotta be assertive, Fluttershy...)
- >U-um...
- >Hi
- >Oh
- >Y-you're busy.
- >Sorry.
- >I'll come back later.
- >...
- >Oh Angel, I just don't understand.
- >I keep trying to get his attention but...
- >It's like he looks right through me.
- >Gilda
- http://gyazo.com/7efd55a3689634266efc2f01172bdb73
- >Hey, what's up dweeb?
- >Ha, ha, nah I'm just messin with ya.
- >Anyway, you ready to hit up that new Brayzillian Steak House?
- >I heard that when the meat hits the plate it's still mooing!
- >Huh?
- >Wonderbolts show?
- >Pfft, why would you want to go to something dorkfest like that?
- >Oh, it's a showcase for the recruits?
- >And Rainbow Dash invited you?
- >...Heh, sorry monkey-man but I'm going to have to pass, Dash and I don't really see eye to eye anymore.
- >Nah, don't worry about dinner, we'll catch up again sometime, all right?
- >Later, dork
- >...
- >Stupid Anon, and Rainbow Dash too.
- >They're just a couple of flip-flopping dweebs.
- >I don't need either of them!
- >...I... I really don't.
- >Lightning Dust
- http://gyazo.com/07e0416ecd644acb2cfb128ddf3de2b8
- >Guess who!
- >Wow, what a hug; I guess someone really missed me, huh?
- >Well, I missed you too, it's really good to be back.
- >Yeah, I know it's a little early, but I found out that the Wonderbolts are pretty st-
- >...
- >No, no, I'm fine, the Blunderbolts are pretty stupid, so I got out of there ASAP.
- >But enough about me!
- >Since you didn't write, what have I missed out on?
- >...Oh...?
- >You and...
- >Happy Day are going out today?
- >Wow that's, that's great!
- >I'm really happy for you, Anon.
- >Heh, I bet you'll be calling on me pretty soon to be your best mare, right?
- >Well, I'll let you get to your date.
- >Knock'em dead, ace.
- >...
- >S-shot out of the sky twice in the same week?
- >I must be slipping...
- >Shining Armor (R63)
- http://gyazo.com/ad3558d5fd69858cfbd16a5030c78aff
- >Good morning, Anonymous.
- >Ha, you noticed, huh?
- >Don't look so surprised, it's embarrassing!
- >One of Twily's spells went awry last night
- >She's trying to figure out how to fix it before Princess Celestia gets back.
- >It's, not going to be a problem, is it?
- >No, I have to say that it's been pretty interesting, once I got over the shock of course.
- >Not enough to stay this way for the rest of my life, ha ha, c-can you imagine how silly that would be?
- >Y-yeah...
- >But, I'm still feeling a little out of place.
- >Maybe, you'd consider coming down to the mess with me?
- >Oh... you're on patrol in town today.
- >I-I suppose I should have known that, being Captain of the Guard.
- >Well, we'll catch up later.
- >Ha, you don't have to worry, any of the guards start getting ideas and I'll blast them into next week!
- >See you...
- >...
- >Stupid.
- >Stupid, stupid, stupid!
- >I can't even win him over as a mare.
- >Anonymous...
- >How do I win your heart?
- >Spike
- http://gyazo.com/d636e3a3369ca5425d83244bf5a24d53
- >Oh, hey Anon, come to get a book?
- >Twilight's out for a little while, but I'm sure I can help you.
- >What is it you're looking for?
- >...Precious Stones Quarterly?
- >Yeah, we have it, but that doesn't seem like something you'd be interested in.
- >N-not that it's not okay!
- >Just give me a second and I'll grab it for you.
- >Oh, you're picking it up for someone?
- >Well that's nice... here we go.
- >So who is it?
- >...
- >R...
- >What?
- >No, that... that's fine.
- >I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
- >See you around, Anon.
- >...
- >Anon, why?
- >I thought we were friends...
- >Spitfire
- http://gyazo.com/72e90bc16c1261a7ec192cdf4a9effad
- >Hey, there's my top cadet!
- >Wow, it's good to be back home
- >Listen, I know that things have been crazy lately...
- >Especially with the touring and meet and greets
- >But I was thinking now that I'm home we could get some one on one time.
- >Heh, I'm glad you agree
- >Because I reserved us a condo for a week down at the seashore!
- >You and me, surf, sand and sunsets, it'll be great!
- >And maybe you can work out some of the kinks in my wings, huh?
- >...Oh, you've got a meeting with the delegates in Canterlot.
- >Wow, that's really exciting.
- >Huh?
- >No, I probably shouldn't have sprung this on you on such short notice.
- >Nah, don't worry about it.
- >You spend your time getting pampered and I'll drag one of the gals down to the shore with me.
- >Just know that you're missing out on me in my new suit
- >Yeah, see you in a week.
- >...
- >Breathe, soldier.
- >It's just a week without him.
- >Just... just like every other week...
- >Sunset Shimmer
- http://gyazo.com/f41f94974db99c9bc1c4e42bb3031a97
- >Hey, Anonymous.
- >I know we haven't always been on the best of terms
- >And our last encounter was anything but enjoyable, believe me.
- >I've had a lot of time to think and I just wanted to say that... well...
- >I'm sorry.
- >I really messed up
- >I let my desires get the best of me and I ruined everything between us.
- >So, if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, that would be more than enough.
- >But...
- >If you'd give me another chance, you'd make me the happiest girl in Equestria.
- >...
- >Who am I kidding?
- >Like he would want anything to do with me...
- Well, glad that's over.
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