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  1. From an unintentional rejection feels thread. Images included just because I have a new appreciation for sad/crying ponies.
  2.  
  3. >Berry Punch
  4. http://gyazo.com/8c083e6a91ba2835668a1f85d5ab7f18
  5. >Bottoms up!
  6. >...
  7. >...
  8. >...
  9. >Pah ha!
  10. >I tell you Anon, that's one thing I like about you; you can hold your liquor.
  11. >All these other lightweights, they can't hold a candle to you!
  12. >Heh, well that's sweet of you to say, but I'm really nothing that special.
  13. >Thanks though...
  14. >Another round for me and my friend!
  15. >So, what do you think about spending a night on the town with me?
  16. >Not in this trashy dive, no offense, but hitting the strip in Canterlot?
  17. >Huh, really?
  18. >I never pegged you for liking horns...
  19. >Oh, no, it's not like that, Rarity's a sweet girl, just...
  20. >You know what, nevermind.
  21. >We'll just try it another time.
  22. >At least we still have one last drink tonight, right?
  23. >...Yeah, I suppose you do have to get home.
  24. >Don't worry about it, I'm Berry Punch, I could down both these glasses in no time.
  25. >See you around, Anon.
  26. >...
  27. >Rarity, huh?
  28. >Style, class, sophistication.
  29. >I can see that.
  30. >I'm just a beer swilling nobody in this podunk town.
  31. >*gulp*
  32. >...Bartender, I'm going to need a lot more alcohol.
  33. >Thanks...
  34. >Just leave the bottle.
  35.  
  36. >Blueblood
  37. http://gyazo.com/2c72bff63d45b7b5f7b4aa1849dbf361
  38.  
  39. >Anonymous?
  40. >My, my, it is you, I did not think that you would not be attending the Gala this year.
  41. >Well, I did invite you to be part of my entourage, so when you declined I suppose I simply assumed you wouldn't make it.
  42. >Still, it's good to see you, even if you are flying solo tonight.
  43. >Ah... you, have a date, then?
  44. >My, the Wonderbolt Captain, she's quite a catch.
  45. >But surely you've got a moment to spare for me?
  46. >A-Anonymous, she'll be there all night, and I'm sure she's not planning on chasing off her fans.
  47. >Just give me a moment of your time.
  48. >...Fine, I'll speak with you later tonight.
  49. >...
  50. >Another fallen to female charms.
  51. >Each year my pool of guests grows smaller as my friends find themselves wrapped around the hooves of their lovers.
  52. >Though I cannot say where he shall go from here, I know one thing for certain
  53. >He's not coming back.
  54. >They never do.
  55.  
  56. >Cadence
  57. http://gyazo.com/9ca4adc396c30ea640894c47b159dbee
  58.  
  59. >So, tomorrow's the big day!
  60. >What do you think?
  61. >Sorry, I suppose I'm just a little anxious about all of this, what with being taken captive and impersonated by Queen Chrysalis.
  62. >At least my dress is still in one piece.
  63. >By the way, I, I never actually thanked you for stepping up and rescuing me.
  64. >Thank you, Anonymous.
  65. >I don't know where I would be if it weren't for you.
  66. >Maybe, you'd like to go out and celebrate my last night as a free mare with me?
  67. >Oh.
  68. >Oh I see.
  69. >Yes, I understand, why wouldn't Shining Armor want to get you fitted for a tuxedo?
  70. >I mean, you did save the day.
  71. >No, go ahead, time is of the essence after all.
  72. >I'll see you at the ceremony tomorrow.
  73. >...
  74. >I suppose it's only right.
  75. >I shouldn't be having thoughts like that anyway
  76. >Shining Armor and I are meant for one another
  77. >But...
  78. >Anonymous, I'm so scared of what's to come.
  79. >I don't want to face it
  80. >Not without you.
  81.  
  82. >Chrysalis
  83. http://gyazo.com/98fbf02662489276e46ec3f56b9b2c28
  84.  
  85. >Greetings Anonymous
  86. >How are you doing this morning?
  87. >Good, good.
  88. >Listen, I'm supposed to meet the tailor for my dress fitting but, I'm just not feeling like it.
  89. >And I've been cooped up in this castle so long, I need to stretch my legs
  90. >How about we spend a day in town?
  91. >I'm certain none of the ponies will mind seeing the Princess of Love walk down the street.
  92. >Really?
  93. >Don't tell me you're actually concerned about the warnings Shining Armor's been talking about.
  94. >...No, I suppose you're right.
  95. >It is better to be safe than sorry.
  96. >But, maybe you'd like to give me your opinion on my dress?
  97. >My dear Shining can't be both-
  98. >Ah, yes, I understand.
  99. >I don't like it, but I understand.
  100. >I'll see you tonight at dinner.
  101. >...
  102. >Why?
  103. >Every time I see him my heart threatens to burst out of my chest.
  104. >I can't bring myself to control him
  105. >I'm not even sure I could if I tried.
  106. >I would call off this entire invasion
  107. >if I only thought he might love the real me...
  108.  
  109. >Fluttershy
  110. http://gyazo.com/4c2f899b8d297acaeb5141e681c7bc8a
  111.  
  112. >...
  113. >...
  114. >...
  115. >(Gotta be assertive, Fluttershy...)
  116. >U-um...
  117. >Hi
  118. >Oh
  119. >Y-you're busy.
  120. >Sorry.
  121. >I'll come back later.
  122. >...
  123. >Oh Angel, I just don't understand.
  124. >I keep trying to get his attention but...
  125. >It's like he looks right through me.
  126.  
  127. >Gilda
  128. http://gyazo.com/7efd55a3689634266efc2f01172bdb73
  129.  
  130. >Hey, what's up dweeb?
  131. >Ha, ha, nah I'm just messin with ya.
  132. >Anyway, you ready to hit up that new Brayzillian Steak House?
  133. >I heard that when the meat hits the plate it's still mooing!
  134. >Huh?
  135. >Wonderbolts show?
  136. >Pfft, why would you want to go to something dorkfest like that?
  137. >Oh, it's a showcase for the recruits?
  138. >And Rainbow Dash invited you?
  139. >...Heh, sorry monkey-man but I'm going to have to pass, Dash and I don't really see eye to eye anymore.
  140. >Nah, don't worry about dinner, we'll catch up again sometime, all right?
  141. >Later, dork
  142. >...
  143. >Stupid Anon, and Rainbow Dash too.
  144. >They're just a couple of flip-flopping dweebs.
  145. >I don't need either of them!
  146. >...I... I really don't.
  147.  
  148. >Lightning Dust
  149. http://gyazo.com/07e0416ecd644acb2cfb128ddf3de2b8
  150.  
  151. >Guess who!
  152. >Wow, what a hug; I guess someone really missed me, huh?
  153. >Well, I missed you too, it's really good to be back.
  154. >Yeah, I know it's a little early, but I found out that the Wonderbolts are pretty st-
  155. >...
  156. >No, no, I'm fine, the Blunderbolts are pretty stupid, so I got out of there ASAP.
  157. >But enough about me!
  158. >Since you didn't write, what have I missed out on?
  159. >...Oh...?
  160. >You and...
  161. >Happy Day are going out today?
  162. >Wow that's, that's great!
  163. >I'm really happy for you, Anon.
  164. >Heh, I bet you'll be calling on me pretty soon to be your best mare, right?
  165. >Well, I'll let you get to your date.
  166. >Knock'em dead, ace.
  167. >...
  168. >S-shot out of the sky twice in the same week?
  169. >I must be slipping...
  170.  
  171. >Shining Armor (R63)
  172. http://gyazo.com/ad3558d5fd69858cfbd16a5030c78aff
  173.  
  174. >Good morning, Anonymous.
  175. >Ha, you noticed, huh?
  176. >Don't look so surprised, it's embarrassing!
  177. >One of Twily's spells went awry last night
  178. >She's trying to figure out how to fix it before Princess Celestia gets back.
  179. >It's, not going to be a problem, is it?
  180. >No, I have to say that it's been pretty interesting, once I got over the shock of course.
  181. >Not enough to stay this way for the rest of my life, ha ha, c-can you imagine how silly that would be?
  182. >Y-yeah...
  183. >But, I'm still feeling a little out of place.
  184. >Maybe, you'd consider coming down to the mess with me?
  185. >Oh... you're on patrol in town today.
  186. >I-I suppose I should have known that, being Captain of the Guard.
  187. >Well, we'll catch up later.
  188. >Ha, you don't have to worry, any of the guards start getting ideas and I'll blast them into next week!
  189. >See you...
  190. >...
  191. >Stupid.
  192. >Stupid, stupid, stupid!
  193. >I can't even win him over as a mare.
  194. >Anonymous...
  195. >How do I win your heart?
  196.  
  197. >Spike
  198. http://gyazo.com/d636e3a3369ca5425d83244bf5a24d53
  199.  
  200. >Oh, hey Anon, come to get a book?
  201. >Twilight's out for a little while, but I'm sure I can help you.
  202. >What is it you're looking for?
  203. >...Precious Stones Quarterly?
  204. >Yeah, we have it, but that doesn't seem like something you'd be interested in.
  205. >N-not that it's not okay!
  206. >Just give me a second and I'll grab it for you.
  207. >Oh, you're picking it up for someone?
  208. >Well that's nice... here we go.
  209. >So who is it?
  210. >...
  211. >R...
  212. >What?
  213. >No, that... that's fine.
  214. >I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
  215. >See you around, Anon.
  216. >...
  217. >Anon, why?
  218. >I thought we were friends...
  219.  
  220. >Spitfire
  221. http://gyazo.com/72e90bc16c1261a7ec192cdf4a9effad
  222.  
  223. >Hey, there's my top cadet!
  224. >Wow, it's good to be back home
  225. >Listen, I know that things have been crazy lately...
  226. >Especially with the touring and meet and greets
  227. >But I was thinking now that I'm home we could get some one on one time.
  228. >Heh, I'm glad you agree
  229. >Because I reserved us a condo for a week down at the seashore!
  230. >You and me, surf, sand and sunsets, it'll be great!
  231. >And maybe you can work out some of the kinks in my wings, huh?
  232. >...Oh, you've got a meeting with the delegates in Canterlot.
  233. >Wow, that's really exciting.
  234. >Huh?
  235. >No, I probably shouldn't have sprung this on you on such short notice.
  236. >Nah, don't worry about it.
  237. >You spend your time getting pampered and I'll drag one of the gals down to the shore with me.
  238. >Just know that you're missing out on me in my new suit
  239. >Yeah, see you in a week.
  240. >...
  241. >Breathe, soldier.
  242. >It's just a week without him.
  243. >Just... just like every other week...
  244.  
  245. >Sunset Shimmer
  246. http://gyazo.com/f41f94974db99c9bc1c4e42bb3031a97
  247.  
  248. >Hey, Anonymous.
  249. >I know we haven't always been on the best of terms
  250. >And our last encounter was anything but enjoyable, believe me.
  251. >I've had a lot of time to think and I just wanted to say that... well...
  252. >I'm sorry.
  253. >I really messed up
  254. >I let my desires get the best of me and I ruined everything between us.
  255. >So, if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, that would be more than enough.
  256. >But...
  257. >If you'd give me another chance, you'd make me the happiest girl in Equestria.
  258. >...
  259. >Who am I kidding?
  260. >Like he would want anything to do with me...
  261.  
  262.  
  263. Well, glad that's over.
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