Usual Things

Things I see in the internet as usual, this paste may be updated unnoticeably.

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Everyone says <interrogative word> is ... but nobody asks how is ...

YouTube Comment Starter Pack:
"We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun” –Winnie The Pooh
"First!"
"Notification squad"
"Why is this in my recommended?"
"Let's be honest, this wasn't in your recommended."
"Take a shot everytime ..."
"Welcome to another day in quarantine"
"See you all when this gets recommended again."
"Who is watching this in 2020?"
"Why am I watching this at 3 am?"
"99% of the comments"
"Remember when ...? Neither do I."
"Can we all just take a moment to appreciate ..."
"Underrated comment"
"Edit: Thanks for all the likes!"
"Who's here from TikTok?"
"I edited this comment so the replies don't make any sense"
"5 million people: interesting"
"Doctor: you have 6 minutes to live."
"So we're all just gonna ignore the part where ..."
"Who else is here ..."
"I want to like your comment but it's at 69 likes"
"r/woooosh"
"The dislikes are from ..."

Meme Comments
"Am I a joke to you?"
"No one, literally no one, not a single soul"
"... is a paid actor"
"But then I took an arrow to the knee"
"It's complicated"
"Last time I was this early, ..."
"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."
"Write that down!"
"This is big brain time."
"Imagine if this was the only proof of human existence"
"He protecc, he attacc"
"Everyone liked that."
"My goals are beyond your understanding."
"1945 colorized"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru."
"I felt that."
"So you have chosen death"
"The kid named ..."
"Me, an intellectual"
"In 2020 we'll have flying cars"
"The perfect ... doesn't exi-"
"Plot twist"
"I'm about to end this man's whole career."
"Heavy breathing"
"But that thing, it scares me."
"This is fine."
" ... has entered the chat"
"I have several questions"
"Everyone gangsta till"
"Hotel Trivago"
"That's a lot of damage"
"Are you challenging me?"
"I don't need sleep. I need answers."
"Hold my beer."
"👁️👄👁️"
"Visible confusion"
"Allow us to introduce ourselves"
"Why do I hear boss music?"
"I like the part where..."
"You underestimate my power"
"We have ... at home. The ... at home:"
"Sweating profusely"
"Understandable, have a nice day"
"I'm gonna stop you right there"
"Bold of you to assume"
"(chuckles) I'm in danger."
"When the world needed him most, ..."
"Always has been"
"I'm a simple man"
"Surprised Pikachu"
"Her: He's probably thinking about other girls. Him:"
"Girls: ..., the Boys: ..."
"Yes but actually no"
"Laughs in ..."
"How many do you want? Me: Yes."
"Say no more"
"... would like to know your location"
"Legend has it"
"Roses are red, violets are blue"
"It's free real estate"
"Wait, that's illegal!"
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It's all fun and games until <a twist that contradicts the underlying context>
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Don't Google meme:
a dinosaur with 500 teeth
space movie from 1992
lego Piece 26047
969th highest summit massachusetts
the italian translation for tax
what's his cat's name
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Boomer: <fact/mockery/statement/opinion about current generation and or recalling what they did before that>
Zoomer: Ok boomer.

Zoomer: <fact/mockery/statement/opinion about current generation and or recalling what they did before that>
Millenial: Ok zoomer.
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<boomer user>: <fact/mockery/statement/opinion about current generation and or recalling what they did before that>
<non-boomer user>: Ok boomer.
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<comment which demands alot or has a demanding aura and speaks to the boss alot>

<someone>: Ok Karen.
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<someone in the video said they will not do this and that & vice versa but they did/didn't do it anyway>

<timestamp of the first statement they made>
Also <name of the person/thing>: <timestamp where they contradicted their own statement>.
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Me: <verb>
<other person>: <verb>
Also me: <verb>
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<text/situation/question>? <verb as an answer>.
<text/situation/question>? <verb as an answer>.
<text/situation/question>? <verb as an answer>.
<original poster or someone else>: Hotel? Trivago.
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Came here for the <thing>,
Stayed for the <thing>,
Stayed longer for the <thing>.
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
<poems that rhyhme the same as the poem above>.
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<video contains event/catastrophe lowkey or not>

<name/event that got opposed>: I don't feel so good.
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<person/occupation/thing/event>: *chuckles* "I'm in danger."
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<year>: <text>
<year>: <text>
<year>: <text>
<present year>: <text>
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So nobody is going to talk about <unnoticed event/thing/situation/person/point in a video>
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I like/love how <person/he/she/it/thing> is <clarification of an event>.
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"<Thing> was invented in <Year>"
People in <Year>: <Verb or a Timestamp>
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<Event/Provocation/Opposition/Defiance of a thing>
<Name or a Thing>: Hold my beer.
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<Provocation/Situation/Occured/Occuring Event/Thing>
<Thing or Person>: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
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I fear no man, but these/this <thing/timestamp or person>, they scare me.
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<User>: <Verb>
<Opposing User>: Why do I hear boss music?
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Nobody: <Interpretation or clarification of a thing in the video seen unnoticed>
(This one can be seen aswell connected with each other):
Literally no one:
<Interpretation or clarification of a thing in the video seen unnoticed>
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When <person or thing> said <sentence/gibberish/any text really>, I felt that.
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Who's watching in <date>?
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<A video about pretty much any topic>

<original comment poster>: <Joke here>
<a user who replied>: <Misunderstood or missed the joke and proceeds to expand the meaning of the sentence>

<original comment poster/another user who understood the joke>: r/whoosh
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<original comment poster>: <A deep and philosophy level comment and requires a  bit of an interpretation>
<a user replying>: r/im14andthisisdeep
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<Situation or an occuring event>
Laughs in <year/thing or occupation>.
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<Occuring event that opposes or attracts someone>
<Person or a thing> has entered/left the chat.
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<A video about an event/situation/movie>
Plot Twist: <a possible plot twist prediction>
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