Inna-hell

>be anon
>in hell but not dead
>found a pretty red light and swan dived through it because no balls
>thank god that you found some dead guy's gasmask and camo
>innahell now
>on a scale of one to broke as hell, damn son, you broke as hell
>Maybe someone can give you an odd job? Do demons still use money?
>Man maybe you should just try to ge-
>you're interupted by a loud (and female) voice booming "FUCK"
>ah shit ah fuck it's all over for Ano-
>oh wait she wasn't talking to you
>fuck year
>some female demon is arguing with some guy
>they're a bit far off, but you can hear something about "the money, you motherfucking faggot"
>getting a bit closer, almost stalking, you can hear the dude say "I don't care, fucking find him and kill 'em, or don't waste my time bitch."
>how rude.
>he slams his shack door shut
>loud_ass_groan.mp5
>she turns around and locks eyes with you, thankfully your gasmask covers your eyes.
>"HEY!"
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>You turn around 360 degrees and prepare to nope the fuck out
>"WANNA MAKE 50 BUCKS?"
>oh?
>she's approaching you
>spaghetti_protocol_engaged
>"U-Uh" you stammer out
>"WHAT? WHAT LIMP DICK? YOU STALK ME AND CAN'T GIVE ME A CLEAR ANSWER?"
>"Da" you blurt out.
>the fuck are you doing
>She gives you a look, before facepalming
>"Oh son of a bitch..." she mutters "Fine you'll work. Follow me and don't....act like that."
>giving a fake cough you say "Y-Yeah sure let's go- wait what are we doing?"
>"Don't worry, you're just going to be looking out."
>"Yeah bu-"
>"I SAID. Don't worry." she interrupts you
>this is sketchy, but 50 dollary doos sounds nice right now
>you decide to follow her, if things go south you can always swan dive the fuck out of there
>you've been walking for a bit, why the hell is hell so large?
>"Are we-"
>"SHH!"
>this nigga SHH'd you
>you resist the urge to unleash the pimp smack, after eyeing the pistol she just pulled out of her holster
>"Get down!" she whispers loudly at you
>you swan dive down towards some trash cans
>it makes a noise, but not a loud one thankfully
>"FUCKING IDI-" she begins before she shuts up and hides next to you
>you're both in an alley, behind some trashcan watching a store across the street
>after watching the place a bit, you see some demon walk out, he's pretty small, looks like a manlet
>Demonlets. When will they learn?
>"Listen up... what's your fucking name weirdo?"
>"Just call me Anon"
>"Weirdo, got it. You're going to follow me across the street, and i'm going to deal with this faggot. Can you do that?"
>"What should I be loo-" you start but she bursts out from behind the trashcan and charges this demonlet down
>You get up and follow her, damn she can fucking move
>Keeping your head on a swivel, you scan the area. The only things you can hear are a warcry and some high pitched scream.
>Area looks clear, but you REALLY don't know what to be looking for.
>Your demon friend grabs the demonlet by the neck, and lifts him up
>"ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING LIMP DICK, TIME TO PAY UP!"
>"a-aa-ah!" he whimpers. "I-it's n-nice to see you ag-gain-" he's interrupted by the demoness strangling him
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! PAY OR I FUCKING KILL YOU! YOUR LITTLE BODYGUARD BITCH CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW!" she screams
>jesus christ your ears
>"a-a-ah!" he barely mutters "o-ok!"
>dropping him down, it seems like she's got the situation under control....you think....
>you decide to inna-alley
>you can't really see what's going on, but you assume it's good-*SLAM*
>that was the sound of a door opening, you hear a loud, masculine voice yell "HEY!"
>uh oh
>you hear gun cock
>you think it's a pistol, but you're not completely sure.
>"FUUUUCK" the demoness moans in a annoyed tone
>thankfully, no one seems to notice you.
>you peek up....
>shit.
>big demon dude with a sawn off shotgun holding your "friend" at gunpoint.
>he has his back to you, infront of him is your "friend", to her side is the demonlet.
>she has her hands up, her pistol is on her hip, the little shrimpy dude looks a lot more confident.
>a high pitched laugh begins, following that, he says "OH CATHERINE, YOU SILLY LITTLE *BITCH*" he follows with a slap to your "friend" Catherine's face "YOU REALLY ARE IN A BAD SPOT! TELL YOU WHAT, YOU SUCK MY DICK AND I'LL CONSIDER NOT HAVING MARCO BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!" he continues his little squeaking laugh
>This large fellow Marco chuckles too
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>he's probably about 7 foot, dude's tall
>you could for sure GTFO right now
>but...
>...
>are you really going to risk your life for some random demon chick who probably would kill you after this "job" is done?
>you can see her shaking as you think
>...
>no.
>Even IF she's just gonna backstab you, you're not some lowlife fuck who abandons people in need
>Even if she's a demon.
>You're gonna have one shot at this, better make it count.
>You crouch up a bit more, and burst out from behind the trash cans.
>showtime.
>before anyone has time to turn around, you kick the back of Marco's leg, causing it to bend forward
>you then reach up and grab his neck, bringing it down backwards, and with your other hand, you wrestle the gun away
>he wasn't holding it that tightly, probably didn't expect some random guy to CQC him
>Marco is now on the ground, staring wide eyed at you
>You immediately shoot him in the face, staring him down
>The shotgun fires off a single shell, and Marco's face...isn't really much of a face anymore
>You quickly raise the gun at the little fuck
>"W-WHA" he begins
>You lower your shotgun and shoot his groin
>Dick move shooting people in the dick, but you don't think you'll care.
>rolling in pain, you see Catherine lower her hands
>....and start stomping on him
>"WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW? HUH? HUH?" she starts yelling, stomping in the head of the demonlet
>damn son she's stomping that little fucker like deadspace 2
>you put a hand on her shoulder
>she quickly turns towards you, her face even more red than usual. She is extremely pissed, you probably shouldn't have done that...but...
>"It's over. Regain control of the situation." You tell her in a monotone voice.
>She growls a bit, then raises her foot off the tiny demon.
>You take a look down, and realize why he stopped screaming
>Fucker's dead
>Catherine looks a bit alarmed, she must not have wanted to kill him
>"Grab what you need, and let's evacuate the area."
>She keeps looking down
>"NOW Catherine. MOVE!"
>she snaps back and quickly rummages through the pockets of the deceased demonlet
>you quickly rummage through Marco's pockets, he has 5 shotgun shells on him.
>"Okay, let's-" she begins
>"Follow me. Stay low, stay quiet." you tell her
>"What?"
>"Just trust me, okay?"
>Catherine stares at you for a moment, but then gives a slight nod
>You start running towards the alley you hid in before, and start climbing the chain link fence behind.
>quickly hopping over, you give her a hand motion to follow
>after reaching the park, you hold up your closed fist and crouch down, going prone
>You whisper "Stay low, and move slowly. Do exactly as I do, and be my shadow."
>she gives an "okay" and you both start crawling through the "park"
>It's sorta similar to park back home, but more...red...
>You're starting to sense a theme here.
>You focus back on the situation, crawling forward.
>After a bit, you reach more of a "forestry" area
>Surprise surprise, it's all fucking red.
>You crouch up, and Catherine follows your lead
>You see a street ahead, but a group of gangster looking demons
>They have weapons, and are flaunting them around like accessories.
>"Shit....is that an 8 ball on their backs?" Catherine asks you
>Looking a bit closer, it indeed is.
>"Shitshitshitshit" she says rapidly, "Those guys are BAD news."
>"Why? They seem like just a bunch of gangbangers"
>"Are you STUPID? You KNOW what the crazy eights do to their enemies!"
>Is this common knowledge or something?
>"Right...Right..."
>You think for a moment
>"Gunfire will just cause even more problems for us, we'll sneak past them"
>"Sneak!? Are you insane?!"
>"Catherine," you put both your hands on her shoulders "just trust me on this, okay? I promise I won't let you down."
>That was probably the most serious thing you've said to her
>slapping your hands away, she says "Fine! Just stop with the touchy!"
>spaghetti_intensifies
>"J-Just follow me."
>Going prone once again, you move up closer to the gang
>There's only 4 of em, but you get an uneasy feeling in your stomache
>Looking around, you see a bolt, probably from some car or something.
>Perfect
>Throwing the bolt as hard as you can at a piece of glass, you turn back to the gang, who all look towards the sound of the broken glass
>cmon...
>....
>....
>eventually, they all slowly walk over to the location of the noise
>"Now." you say in a hushed tone
>hiding behind the wall of a nearby house, you wait to catch your breath
>"Okay...Okay..." you say, god it's hard to breath in this fucking mask "Where to now?"
>"My place, It's not far." Catherine says in-between gasped breaths
>"Okay. Lead the way"
>While walking, you ask "So what's the deal with that small fuck?"
>"Antonio. Small, Jerkoff, Owed someone money."
>"Did he /JUST/ owe money, or did you have to kill him too-"
>"Where WERE you?!" she interrupts you, her hand resting on her pistol
>"I.." you begin
>"NO. I TOLD *YOU*" she shoves you "to WATCH OUT FOR SHIT."
>"I thought you had the situation under control, I decided to lay low."
>"Yeah? Well your little STEALTH BULLSHIT almost got me KILLED!"
>She seems like she's almost going to cry.
>"...I'm sorry." you say
>"What?"
>"I said i'm sorr-" you try to finish your sentence, but her fist makes contact with your gut first.
>bending down in pain, you hear "I DON'T NEED YOUR GOD DAMN APOLOGY! JUST DON'T FUCKING DO IT AGAIN."
>she keeps walking
>you take a moment and get back up, and follow after her
>she acknowledges your company, but not much else.
>you think of something to say, but you haven't the slightest idea of what to say without getting another gut punch
>you both reach some rundown apartment complex, and Catherine reaches into her bag
>"Here. Take it." she thrusts 50 dollars into your face
>You slowly take it
>"Bye."
>"Wait!" you yell out
>she turns around
>"I...uh...enjoyed working with you. We should do it again sometime."
>"What the fuck. Are you coming onto me?"
>"N-No! I'm saying we worked well as a team, and i'm sure we can accomplish more if we work together!"
>she stares are you, uninterested
>...
>Oh god she's gonna shoot you or something
>...
>"PWAHAHA!" she starts....laughing?
>"OH MAN, THAT'S FUCKING STUPID, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SURE THING WEIRDO!"
>uh...okay?
>"Meet me here tomorrow at 8. Got it?"
>"Yeah sure, and it's Ano-" but she already walked off
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