Normal Norman - The Pet

Jun 2nd, 2013
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  1. >another quiet day at school
  2. >who am I kidding; I haven't had a quiet day in all this year
  3. >On my way to school I found some kind of hare or rabbit. As rabbits are not common inside cities I could guess it was someone's pet
  4. >I found it near the school so I stood at the entrance while trying to find it's owner
  5. >Is thit rabbit yours -I yelled to the crowd, but no one answered
  6. >So, I spent the whole day taking care of the creature while looking for its owner
  7. >for some reason, the teachers had no problem with me taking the rabbit to class, as they thought I was reddeming myself by doing a good action for a change
  8. >What the hell? when did I do a bad thing at school? whatever
  9. >The bunny seemed to take a liking to me; or at least it seems to hate everyone else as it puts a "ready to attack" attitude when any person comes near it
  10. >that reminds me that Purple hasn't even looked at me today. Well, I don't mind some peace and quiet for a change
  11. >Didn't they have pets for guys in the store you got that thing? -Lightblue said as she aproached me
  12. >It's not mine, I'm looking for its owner -I replied
  13. >It seems the bunny doesn't hate this bitch as it started to try to call her attention. Is she its owner?
  14. >what a cute little thing. Even the great Trixie can´t resist the urge to pet it -she said as she moved her hand in order to caress the furry rodent
  15. >when her hand was at its reach, the buny used Lightblues arm as a ladder to climb onto her shoulder
  16. >It seems that even the lowest creatures can admire Trixie's greatness.
  17. >as she finished saying that, the bunny began kicking her face
  18. >Damn it Norman, this isn't the last you and your pet will see of the great and talented Trixie -she says as she goes away in shame
  19. >it seems she isn't the owner. afterall
  20. >I'm really liking this bunny. I'm keeping it if I don't find its owner
  21. >then, I noticed Yellow; it seems she had been around me for quite a while. I wonder if she likes bunnies.
  22. >hey Yellow! -I say
  24. >Yellow cowers as if she was discovered doing some crime when I call her
  25. >Would you like to help me in finding the owner of this bunny? -I ask her
  26. >uhm, ehh, Norman -she stutters
  27. >at least stay with me for a bit please, I'm starting to feel lonely -I said as I was used to hang with either Purple, Pink or, when lucky, The Aryan Beauty. But today none of my friends had said a word to me so I was alone with this bunny
  28. >seeing the syncerity of my plea, she stayed with me without uttering a word
  29. >with new found energy as I was no longer alone I continue with my campaign; at the very least the bunny is not agressive to Yellow so I can be assured that she won't be driven away by its antics
  30. >Have you seen the owner of this bunny? -I keep yelling with all my strength
  31. >the crowd of students only replies with snarks such as: ha ha so funneh! Stop being a Faggot! and, Get a life!
  32. >I simply don't Understand what's wrong with these people
  33. >If Purple was here we could have tried using magic; but she was nowhere to be seen
  34. >So I keep the charade until the sun goes down. Yellow has been trying to tell me something but she always gets silent when I look at her; maybe I have too much SWAG
  35. >Once the sun sets, Purple comes to where I am
  36. >Hi Norman, -she says- Have you seen Fluttershy?
  37. >you mean Yellow? there she is -I say as I point at her
  38. >So you finally found your bunny? -Purple said without noticing my dumbfounded look- where was it?
  39. >Norman found my Angel Bunny and Kept doing his best to find me during the whole day -she said with a huge smile on her face
  40. >what? why didn't you say so In all the time you were here with me? -I ask her, obviously annoyed
  41. >it just that ... -she can't say anything to my face; I guess her cuteness can be somewhat annoying
  42. >she then makes Purple talk for her
  43. >Fluttershy says that she tried to tell you but you were so into finding the owner that she couldn't stop you.
  44. >goddamnit Yellow you could have saved me a great deal of time -I thought
  46. >Instead of nagging Yellow who, it seems, had suffered enough today. I simply spoke to Purple
  47. >Why didn't you ask me for help instead?
  48. >It's just that I've been imposing on you so much lately that I thought you would get angry if I asked you for help again
  49. >Of all the times you could have simply not talked to me, you decide to do it when talikng to me would have saved me the whole trouble? -I said, visibly annoyed
  50. >I moved my hand to my eyes, then I took a deep breath and said -well, at least the problem is solved now; sorry for being such a drama queen
  51. >And so ended that day
  52. >before going back home Yellow spoke to me again
  53. >Norman -she meekly says- I thank you from the bottom of my heart
  54. >My heart fluttered for a second. Calm down Norman, you are already in love with The Aryan Beauty, two timing is a big no no.
  55. >not that she's my girlfirend but still
  57. >the next day A poster was pasted in the announcement board. In it there was a picture of me and the bunny, with the caption "beware petnapper"
  58. >I damn this school
  60. the pet END
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