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- >Your dumbass room-mate wanted a fluffy pony.
- >You didn't.
- >He got one anyway.
- >Now you're trying to sleep.
- >Fluffy pony is crying in the hallway.
- >Banging on his door with her little leathery hooves.
- >Room-mate sleeps like a log.
- >He's not waking up.
- >Fluffy continues to bawl in the hallway.
- >Goddamnit...get up.
- >You needed to take a piss anyway.
- >Fluffy looks up at you with big wet eyes.
- "Fwuffy tummy owwies! Need poopies, nu can poopies!"
- >Grab her by the fluff, she squeals.
- >Take her to the bathroom, drop her in the litterbox.
- >Take your piss first.
- >Fluffy continues crying.
- "Hewp fwuffy! Nu can poopies! Tummy huwt!"
- >Finally finish...give it a good shake.
- >Grab fluffy up.
- >Squeeze her over the shitter.
- >She squeals in pain, but no poop drops.
- >Look at her butthole.
- >It's painfully stretched by a huge dark turd.
- >Fluffy is constipated as hell.
- >Fuck.
- >Grab room-mate's toothbrush.
- >Shove it up fluffy's butt.
- "Whhhaaaaahhh! Owwiieee!!"
- >Bust up the turd with toothbrush handle.
- >Give fluffy another squeeze.
- >This time she shits.
- "Ahhh! Fwuffy bettew! Fank Mista! Huggies!"
- >You ain't huggin' no stinkin' fluffy pony.
- >Scrub her butthole a few times with the toothbrush.
- >Set fluffy down.
- >She's still holding her arms up for hugs.
- >Kick her face, tell her "Go to bed."
- >Fluffy runs crying to her basket.
- >Wash your hands.
- >That little shit is sleeping in your room-mate's room for now on.
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