Puns 1

>Be anon
>Sleeping peacfully in your bed
>You feel a strange sensation, as if someone is prodding you in the side of the head
>Slowly you wake up and open your eyes
>The only thing you can see are two giant eyes staring back at you, just inches from your face
>You give a startled yell and jump
>The bat pone jumps back and begins laughing as you sit up and let your eyes adjust to the darkness
>"Keekeekee, having a roommate is really a... PAIN IN THE NECK!"
>As if on cue you suddenly notice how sore your neck is
>"What?  Why's my ne-"
>You reach up and feel your neck.  There are two fresh puncture wounds.
>"Keekee, having a roommate really... BITES!"
>"WHAT?!  DID YOU SERIOULSY??"
>"It sure is a... DRAINING EXPERIENCE!"
>You make a grab for her but she's too quick and dodges you, hopping off the bed and running out of the room
>You scramble out out of the bed and chase her into the hall
>"Having to take care of all my meals must really be... BLEEDING YOU DRY!"
>She has tears streaming from her eyes from laughing so hard
>"Keekeekeekee I must be driving you BATTY with all this HORSING AROUND"
>You yell as you storm about the house trying to grab her but she's always managing to stay just barely out of your reach
>As you chase her through the kitchen you pause to grab the broom
>"Anon, are you going to try to sweep me off my hooves? Keekee"
>You swat at her but she dodges back into the bedroom
>The moment you run into the bedroom the bloodloss manages to catch up to you and the room spins
>You barely manage to stumble back to the bed before loosing your balance and falling onto the mattress
>"Wow anon, you really got SWEPT UP in the moment!"
>With the last of your strength you snatch a pillow off the bed and whip it at her
>You hear a satisfying 'WHOP' as it hits her directly in the face
>The room fades and you drift into unconsciousness