[01/01/2012 13:23:00] Lance Artimus Falcon: Meg. It's Ken. Uguu.
[01/01/2012 13:23:06] Megan Porter: Megan Porter has shared contact details with Lance Artimus Falcon.
[01/01/2012 13:23:25] Megan Porter: farts
[04/01/2012 23:55:08] Lance Artimus Falcon: So, being nosy, but, it's nice to see Tab isn't being a dick to you anymore.
[04/01/2012 23:55:34] Megan Porter: Yeah I think he forgot
[04/01/2012 23:56:08] Lance Artimus Falcon: I don't think she forgets, but, all the same nice
[04/01/2012 23:56:44] Lance Artimus Falcon: I'm pretty sure she is a she too, I remember her tweeting a bunch once that she prefered for people to think she was male.
[04/01/2012 23:56:47] Lance Artimus Falcon: I could be wrong, but, eh.
[04/01/2012 23:57:55] Megan Porter: You mean you don't know?
[04/01/2012 23:58:18] Lance Artimus Falcon: Her true gender or some other misc peice of information?
[04/01/2012 23:58:43] Megan Porter: She's a herm.
[04/01/2012 23:59:28] Lance Artimus Falcon: Doubting without proof but I accept that.
[04/01/2012 23:59:38] Lance Artimus Falcon: Still prefer to refer to her as female.
[04/01/2012 23:59:39] Megan Porter: I HAVE SEEN PHOTOS
[04/01/2012 23:59:47] Lance Artimus Falcon: Bullshit.
[04/01/2012 23:59:51] Megan Porter: no bullshit
[05/01/2012 00:00:17] Megan Porter: Also she's tweeted in the past about where they relocated her balls
[05/01/2012 00:00:28] Megan Porter: apparently in the space above her dick, so they ache a lot
[05/01/2012 00:01:17] Lance Artimus Falcon: Eh. I'll take your word for it with a bit of salt. She's got some wild tails and I believe most of 'em, but, always gotta take a bit to think about it.
[05/01/2012 00:06:00] Lance Artimus Falcon: Sigh. I'll bite. Where are the pictures?
[05/01/2012 00:06:16] Megan Porter: I'll dig them up sit tight
[05/01/2012 00:06:40] Lance Artimus Falcon: Thanks. Uguu. Curiousity is a hungry whore.
[05/01/2012 00:07:39] Megan Porter: shit, it's not in the "recent images" thing any more
[05/01/2012 00:07:48] Lance Artimus Falcon: Downlaods?
[05/01/2012 00:08:35] Megan Porter: Why would I download that?
[05/01/2012 00:08:52] Lance Artimus Falcon: I thought that's where you were looking. Your hard drive.
[05/01/2012 00:09:03] Lance Artimus Falcon: Also, I don't fuckin' know?
[05/01/2012 00:09:05] Lance Artimus Falcon: Why do people do anything?
[05/01/2012 00:09:30] Lance Artimus Falcon: Not to come off as a dick.
[05/01/2012 00:10:14] Megan Porter: I wouldn't save naked pictures of friends, that's weird
[05/01/2012 00:10:48] Megan Porter: but I did used to collect badly drawn porn in the days before rule34 became a site
[05/01/2012 00:11:12] Lance Artimus Falcon: Fair point, and I did that too. Still kinda do.
[05/01/2012 00:11:34] Megan Porter: had a few close calls where people were watching me use the computer over my shoulder and I was like "wait no lets not go in that folder"
[05/01/2012 00:12:24] Lance Artimus Falcon: I'll be with friends and I go to my 34 folder to show them some stupid gif or another but the first thing that comes up is a file of Garret's ass.
[05/01/2012 00:12:35] Lance Artimus Falcon: That's always fun questions
[05/01/2012 00:13:06] Megan Porter: anthro garret or regular pony garret?
[05/01/2012 00:13:19] Lance Artimus Falcon: I have both but the NSFW is pony.
[05/01/2012 00:13:28] Megan Porter: i see
[05/01/2012 00:14:02] Megan Porter: i was going to set this really well done braeburn image as my wallpaper once but then i noticed the cock
[05/01/2012 00:14:11] Megan Porter: and i'm like "nope"
[05/01/2012 00:14:19] Lance Artimus Falcon: Pffft.
[05/01/2012 00:14:37] Lance Artimus Falcon: I've set 34 as my wallpaper before 'cause most fo the time I'm in a situation where no one'l lsee it.
[05/01/2012 00:15:09] Lance Artimus Falcon: Then the odd day, I'm not in my comfy chair at the cafe and I whip that thing out and go "Well fuck me," and the hispter chicks behind me get all hushed.
[05/01/2012 00:15:26] Megan Porter: bahaha
[05/01/2012 00:15:47] Megan Porter: you're now known as "pony fucker" at that particular starbucks
[05/01/2012 00:16:13] Lance Artimus Falcon: Pfft. It ain't a Starbucks, but, it's a joint that just attracts that whole wannabe indie crowd.
[05/01/2012 00:16:21] Lance Artimus Falcon: Mainly 'cause the normal indie crowd goes.
[05/01/2012 00:16:29] Lance Artimus Falcon: But the like, really dickish college kiddies
[05/01/2012 00:16:36] Lance Artimus Falcon: They have the best reactions to shit
[05/01/2012 00:17:03] Lance Artimus Falcon: One of 'em came over t oask me and my friends what the Wi-Fi WEP was and saw us on e621.
[05/01/2012 00:17:11] Lance Artimus Falcon: Good day.
[05/01/2012 00:18:27] Megan Porter: *googles*
[05/01/2012 00:18:29] Megan Porter: wow
[05/01/2012 00:18:35] Megan Porter: well played sir
[05/01/2012 00:19:11] Lance Artimus Falcon: Pfft, shit, I don't give a fuck what some horse-faced nut suck from the fancy colleges I could never afford to go to think of me.
[05/01/2012 00:19:26] Lance Artimus Falcon: Most of them are retards anyway. They think the place I hang at sells pot.
[05/01/2012 00:19:29] Lance Artimus Falcon: It's hookah
[05/01/2012 00:19:34] Lance Artimus Falcon: But they think it's pot.
[05/01/2012 00:19:47] Lance Artimus Falcon: I really care what they see me oogling.
[05/01/2012 00:21:10] Lance Artimus Falcon: So, nosy question, but, you don't seem to mind those and I'm bored - what kinda shit do you look at, if any?
[05/01/2012 00:21:30] Megan Porter: depends, what do you mean?
[05/01/2012 00:21:51] Lance Artimus Falcon: Porn, 34, that kinda shit I guess.
[05/01/2012 00:22:46] Megan Porter: whatever tab links then I go "lol" then i close it
[05/01/2012 00:23:47] Lance Artimus Falcon: XD
[05/01/2012 00:24:09] Lance Artimus Falcon: That's kind of surprsing. Seems like most of us browse/fap to shit all the time
[05/01/2012 00:24:26] Megan Porter: I'm not a teenage male.
[05/01/2012 00:25:55] Lance Artimus Falcon: ...Vaaaalid.
[05/01/2012 00:26:40] Megan Porter: what is it with you guys?
[05/01/2012 00:27:10] Lance Artimus Falcon: It's not always teenaged dudes, but, I 'spose that's the majority.
[05/01/2012 00:27:22] Megan Porter: it's like you hit 13 you suddenly look down and go "that wasn't there before! I better get as much use in I can before it goes away!"
[05/01/2012 00:29:32] Lance Artimus Falcon: Well, to be fair, my sexuallity was a weird fucking thing at that point.
[05/01/2012 00:29:34] Lance Artimus Falcon: But recently?
[05/01/2012 00:30:11] Lance Artimus Falcon: Eh, Mostly masturbate because it's a few seconds of feeling nice and I just feel like it. I do it way less than I used to
[05/01/2012 00:30:24] Lance Artimus Falcon: Though, sometimes I do it for fun, like, if I'm crossdressing that day
[05/01/2012 00:31:23] Lance Artimus Falcon: That's probably way more than you wanted to knwo
[05/01/2012 00:31:27] Lance Artimus Falcon: But, uh, thar you go
[05/01/2012 00:31:38] Megan Porter: bahaha
[05/01/2012 00:31:39] Megan Porter: okay
[05/01/2012 00:31:51] Megan Porter: most people aren't this open
[05/01/2012 00:32:13] Lance Artimus Falcon: Most people don't take naked pictures with cardboard cut outs of video game carecters.
[05/01/2012 00:32:23] Lance Artimus Falcon: Speaking of which I need to do liek three more of those, fuck.
[05/01/2012 00:32:32] Lance Artimus Falcon: I'm open to friends because, eh, fuck it.
[05/01/2012 00:33:52] Megan Porter: yeah i hope you don't tell this much to everyone
[05/01/2012 00:34:02] Lance Artimus Falcon: Mostly friends.
[05/01/2012 00:34:13] Lance Artimus Falcon: Thing is I kinda don't give a shit about most stuff.
[05/01/2012 00:34:32] Lance Artimus Falcon: THings like my sexual devencies (Save for specific fetishes) are things I can live with people knowing
[05/01/2012 00:34:42] Lance Artimus Falcon: Shit I wanna keep between me and friends are mentally ticked off.
[05/01/2012 00:34:58] Lance Artimus Falcon: Just, regarding shit like sex, most of it comes up under "Meh"
[05/01/2012 00:36:34] Lance Artimus Falcon: Sorry if I'm like, ranting too much
[05/01/2012 00:36:43] Megan Porter: It's cool, I'm tuning you out
[05/01/2012 00:37:04] Lance Artimus Falcon: Hint taken.