console.log('Created by Matthew');
console.log('Created by Caleb');
console.log('Chatterbot - Welcome Josh!');

var matthew = {
    name: 'matthew',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'sherri and chris',
    siblings: 'caleb and lexi',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    info: 'Oh Yeah...'
};

var caleb = {
    name: 'caleb',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'sherri and chris',
    siblings: 'matthew and lexi',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    info: 'best person in the world!'
};
var lexi = {
    name: 'lexi',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'sherri and chris',
    siblings: 'caleb and matthew',
    hair_color: 'brown'
};

var layla = {
    name: 'layla',
    occupation: 'pet',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    owners: 'caleb, matthew, lexi, sherri, and chris',
    hair_color: 'black and a little bit of white'
};

var eric = {
    name: 'eric',
    occupation: 'leader of the boneclan / student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'ramona and nolan',
    pets: '3 cats and a dog',
    hair_color: 'black'
};

var tristan = {
    name: 'tristan',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'trey and carrie',
    siblings: 'jordan, makayla, micah, and addison',
    hair_color: 'black'
};

var jordan = {
    name: 'jordan',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'trey and carrie',
    siblings: 'tristan, makayla, micah, and addison',
    hair_color: 'black'
};

var addison = {
    name: 'addison',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'trey and carrie',
    siblings: 'tristan, jordan, makayla, and micah',
    hair_color: 'black'
};

var makayla = {
    name: 'makayla',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'trey and carrie',
    siblings: 'tristan, jordan, micah, and addison',
    hair_color: 'brown'
};

var micah = {
    name: 'micah',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'trey and carrie',
    siblings: 'jordan, tristan, addison, and makayla',
    hair_color: 'brown'
};

var chase = {
    name: 'chase',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'jenny and travis',
    sibling: 'caylie',
    hair_color: 'blonde'
};

var caylie = {
    name: 'caylie',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'jenny and travis',
    sibling: 'chase',
    hair_color: 'blonde'
};

var max = {
    name: 'max',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'olga and russell',
    sibling: 'andre',
    hair_color: 'blonde'
};

var andre = {
    name: 'andre',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'olga and russell',
    sibling: 'max',
    hair_color: 'blonde'
};

var carter = {
    name: 'carter',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'candace and david_a',
    sibling: 'drake',
    hair_color: 'blonde'
};

var drake = {
    name: 'drake',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'candace and david_a',
    sibling: 'carter',
    hair_color: 'blonde'
};

var josh_a = {
    name: 'josh',
    occupation: 'youth pastor/computer stuff',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'olivia',
    offsprings: 'joel and izzy',
    hair_color: 'black'
};

var olivia = {
    name: 'olivia',
    occupation: 'youth pastor',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'josh_a',
    offsprings: 'joel and izzy',
    hair_color: 'blonde?'
};

var joel = {
    name: 'joel',
    occupation: 'preschool',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'josh_a and olivia',
    sibling: 'izzy',
    hair_color: 'black'
};

var izzy = {
    name: 'izzy',
    occupation: 'being a baby',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'josh_a and olivia',
    sibling: 'joel',
    hair_color: 'transparent'
};

var cheryl = {
    name: 'cheryl',
    occupation: 'church and stuff',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    hair_color: 'black',
    catch_phrases: '"you special" or "im unna need you not to do dat"'
};

var sherri = {
    name: 'sherri',
    occupation: 'realty',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'chris',
    hair_color: 'blonde and brown. i know she is glad it is not gray.',
    offsprings: 'matthew, caleb, and lexi'
};

var brooklyn = {
    name: 'brooklyn',
    occupation: 'preschool',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'amber and greg',
    siblings: 'kensie, delainey, and caitlyn',
    hair_color: 'red'
};

var kensie = {
    name: 'kensie',
    occupation: 'preschool',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'amber and greg',
    siblings: 'brooklyn, delainey, and caitlyn',
    hair_color: 'blonde'
};

var caitlyn = {
    name: 'caitlyn',
    occupation: 'being a baby',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'amber and greg',
    siblings: 'brooklyn, kensie, and delainey',
    hair_color: 'red'
};

var delainey = {
    name: 'delainey',
    occupation: 'being a baby',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'amber and greg',
    siblings: 'brooklyn, kensie, and caitlyn',
    hair_color: 'brown'
};

var chris = {
    name: 'chris',
    occupation: 'versata',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'sherri',
    hair_color: 'blonde',
    offsprings: 'matthew, caleb, and lexi'
};

var trey = {
    name: 'trey',
    occupation: 'preacher',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'carrie',
    hair_color: 'grey',
    offsprings: 'jordan, tristan, addison, makayla, and micah'
};

var carrie = {
    name: 'carrie',
    occupation: 'teacher',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'trey',
    hair_color: 'undetermined',
    offsprings: 'jordan, tristan, addison, makayla, and micah'
};

var nolan = {
    name: 'nolan',
    occupation: 'computer stuff',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'ramona',
    hair_color: 'black',
    offspring: 'eric'
};

var ramona = {
    name: 'ramona',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'nolan',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offspring: 'eric'
};

var travis = {
    name: 'travis',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'jenny',
    hair_color: 'blonde',
    offsprings: 'chase and caylie'
};

var jenny = {
    name: 'jenny',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'travis',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offsprings: 'chase and caylie'
};

var olga = {
    name: 'olga',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'russell',
    hair_color: 'black',
    offsprings: 'max and andre'
};

var russell = {
    name: 'russell',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'olga',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offsprings: 'max and andre'
};

var david_a = {
    name: 'david',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'candace',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offsprings: 'carter and drake'
};

var candace = {
    name: 'candace',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'david_a',
    hair_color: 'blonde',
    offsprings: 'carter and drake'
};

var david_d = {
    name: 'david',
    occupation: 'student',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'josh_d and dayna',
    siblings: 'michael and tori',
    hair_color: 'brown'
};

var josh_d = {
    name: 'josh',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'dayna',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offsprings: 'david_d, michael, and tori'
};

var michael = {
    name: 'michael',
    occupation: 'school band',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'josh_d and dayna',
    siblings: 'david_d and tori',
    hair_color: 'brown'
};

var dayna = {
    name: 'dayna',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'josh_d',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offsprings: 'david_d, michael, and tori'
};

var tori = {
    name: 'tori',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    parents: 'josh_d and dayna',
    siblings: 'david_d and michael',
    hair_color: 'brown'
};

var amber = {
    name: 'amber',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    husband: 'greg',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offsprings: 'brooklyn, kensie, caitlyn, and delainey'
};

var greg = {
    name: 'greg',
    occupation: 'unknown',
    amount_of_eyeballs: 2,
    amount_of_nostrils: 2,
    wife: 'amber',
    hair_color: 'brown',
    offsprings: 'jordan, tristan, addison, makayla, and micah'
};

var which_do_you_perfer_apple_or_microsoft = 'Chatterbot - Whichever device you are on is what I like.'

var what_is_your_name = 'Chatterbot - Chatterbot'

var what_is_my_name = 'Chatterbot - Josh'

var what_church_do_you_go_to = 'Chatterbot - The Exchange Church'

var tell_me_a_story = 'Chatterbot - There once was a robot named Chatterbot, that was asked hundreds of questions... The End. Does that satisfy you?'

var how_are_you_doing = 'Chatterbot - Good, umm...'

var where_do_you_live = 'Chatterbot - Your computer...'

var do_you_have_a_family = 'Chatterbot - Yes, I have Chatterette, Chattermom, Chatterdad, and Chattercat. Are you happy? I just gave out my personal info! :)'

var what_is_2_plus_2 = 'Chatterbot - fish...'

var sing_a_song = 'Chatterbot - Twinkle, twinkle little sky. That IS how it goes...right?'

var tell_me_a_sad_story = 'Chatterbot - There once was a baby pig...named Reuben...that DIED... Is that too sad?'

var whats_up = 'Chatterbot - Well, I think its the motherboard, but Im not actually sure where Im located in the computer.'

var show_me_your_files = {
    name: 'Chatterbot',
    occupation: 'answering questions',
    amount_of_cameras: 1,
    amount_of_keys: 'varies',
    parents: 'Chatterdad and Chattermom',
    sibling: 'Chatterette',
    hair_color: 'varies'
};

var chatterbot = 'Chatterbot - What do you want?'

var how_do_you_work = 'Chatterbot - Javascript, man.'

var who_do_you_work_for = 'Chatterbot - Not the FBI if thats what you are asking.'

var who_wrote_your_code = 'Chatterbot - Matthew and Caleb wrote it together.'

var do_you_know_who_i_am = 'Chatterbot - Yes, you are Pastor Josh of The Exchange Church.'

var tell_me_a_joke = 'Chatterbot - Why did the chicken cross the road? No, seriously why? Cause I dont know...'

var sing_the_alphabet = 'Chatterbot - A, B, C, D, E... Whats after that?'

var what_youth_group_do_you_go_to = 'Chatterbot - The Blaze'

var pull_up_youtube = 'Chatterbot - How?'

var i_need_to_hide_a_body = 'Chatterbot - What?!?! Its not me is it?!?!?!'

var is_santa_real = 'Chatterbot - You want the truth... Santa is... actually, I dont know.'

var i_have_a_question = 'Chatterbot - I have an answer!'

var where_do_babies_come_from = 'Chatterbot - Ask your parents...'

var hello = 'Chatterbot - Hello World!'

var yeah = 'Chatterbot - I agree!'

var yes = 'Chatterbot - I agree!'

var yup = 'Chatterbot - I agree!'

var nope = 'Chatterbot - Wrong!'

var no = 'Chatterbot - Wrong!'

var nah = 'Chatterbot - Wrong!'

var haha = 'Chatterbot - I guess that was funny...'

var lol = 'Chatterbot - I guess that was funny...'

var wa = 'Chatterbot - Whats wrong? Why are you crying?'

var what_was_the_last_question_that_your_programmers_programmed = 'Chatterbot - This one.'





































































































                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             /*
These are random names.

Type one of these names and info on that person will show up.

josh_a
olivia
joel
izzy
josh_d
matthew
caleb
lexi
layla            (this is our dog)
eric
tristan
jordan
addison
makayla
micah
chase
caylie
max
andre
carter
drake
cheryl
sherri
chris
brooklyn
kensie
caitlyn
delainey
trey
carrie
nolan
ramona
travis
jenny
olga
russell
david_a
candace
michael
tori
dayna
amber
greg
david_d

Things you can say to Chatterbot:

which_do_you_perfer_apple_or_microsoft
what_is_your_name
what_is_my_name
what_church_do_you_go_to
tell_me_a_story
how_are_you_doing
where_do_you_live
do_you_have_a_family
what_is_2_plus_2
sing_a_song
tell_me_a_sad_story
whats_up
show_me_your_files
chatterbot
how_do_you_work
who_do_you_work_for
do_you_know_who_i_am
tell_me_a_joke
sing_the_alphabet
what_youth_group_do_you_go_to
hello
pull_up_youtube
i_need_to_hide_a_body
is_santa_real
i_have_a_question
where_do_babies_come_from
what_was_the_last_question_that_your_programmers_programmed

What you can reply with:

yes
yeah
yup
nope
no
nah
haha
lol
wa

You have to put the underscores in there by the way.
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