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  1. [7/27/15, 1:20:38 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli pulled into the drive way of the off campus house and parked. He climbed out and stretched before grabbing his suitcase out of the backseat, along with all the extra swag attached to his carry on bag. He started making his way up the steps, waiting for Bliss on the porch.-
  2. [7/27/15, 1:28:47 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': She opened her eyes when the car came to a halt and unbuckled her seatbelt with a yawn. Bliss got out of the vehicle and let out another dreary yawn. "Yayy, we're back." She said sleepily as she gathered up her luggage and followed Eli onto the porch and flashed him a smile. "I apologize if I snored a bit during the drive. It was a very eventful weekend. Fantastic of course." She laughed.
  3. [7/27/15, 1:41:11 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli smiled at her and shook his head- I didn't hear a thing. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, I known it was a lot of people and a bit cramped at times. I know I really enjoyed myself. -he told her making his way into the house, setting his bags near the door. He looked around and saw a little bit of a mess about. Some dishes and a bit of trash- Really? How does this happen? Nobody is ever here, but there is always a mess. -he grabbed up chip bags and paper cups.-
  4. [7/27/15, 1:49:14 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Yes, I found I was feeling anxious from the mass amounts of people initially but after a while I was able to calm myself... The smells that came from some people though." Bliss shuddered as she walked in after Eli. She set her things down in the living room and glanced over the space as well. With a pout she reached into her the front part of her suitcase and pulled out latex gloves. "Not a problem dear. I've got it." She said quickly as she swept up the some of the trash and tossed it in the waste bin of the kitchen then turned on the faucet and washed her gloved hands because reasons.
  5. [7/27/15, 1:51:59 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: Yeah you'd think being in a costume all day, that would warrant for people to put on an extra layer of deodorant at least. Sorry the place is such a mess, I was expecting the cleaning I gave it on Thursday night to last over the weekend. I'm not sure what happened. -He frowned and tossed the trash he had and started picking up dishes to put in the sink.- On the plus side it's not too bad, not even a full sink load.
  6. [7/27/15, 1:58:37 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': She shrugged her shoulders. "Yeah, but unfortunately that wasn't the case." Bliss sighed. She turned her head and smiled at Eli, waving her hand at him. "Don't worry about it. I have a very efficient method, this all should be spick and span in no time." She said with a lightness in her voice as she went to retrieve the dish soap. Her eyes rose to Eli's face and her brows furrowed. "Dear, what are you doing?" She asked.
  7. [7/27/15, 2:08:20 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: I'm helping. -He told her, staring at her while he held onto a plate and cup.- I live here, it would be rude of me not to help. What are you doing? -he asked her with a smirk, putting the dishes into the sink.- I know I can't stop you from doing it, but you can't stop me from helping in my own residence. I'll rinse and dry. -he smiled at her.-
  8. [7/27/15, 2:16:28 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Bliss pursed her lips at him then broke out into a laugh. "Very well but only because you're so lovely." She said with a smile as she started to lather up a sponge until there was a good amount of bubbles. She scrubbed first plate with precision then passed it to him. "I was thinking that when the Fall semester starts I'm going to create a cleaning chart with all the resident's names including mine and create a system where whoever cleans the most every month gets a gift card." She explained as she washed another dish. "Of course I have to get the funds for the gift card... But, that can be arranged. I'm sure."
  9. [7/27/15, 2:24:07 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli started rinsed off the plate, giving it a good once over before drying it with a fresh clean towel and putting it into the cupboard. He smiled listening to her she spoke about the dorm cleaning assignments.- That's actually a pretty good incentive, Especially if it's a decent gift card. I could pitch in for it, sell a few quick fan sketches, it would be easy as cake. -he smiled at her, waiting for the next dish. -
  10. [7/27/15, 2:30:19 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Stop it, you're too wonderful." She waved her hand at him with a wide grin then went back to scrubbing meticulously. "I think it's a good way to keep talon hall looking good. I have a lot of plans like that, I've wanted to be an RA for a long time." Bliss shrugged as she handed the next few dishes over to him. "Of course it could all back fire on me and I end up being the one cleaning the most every month. That is the only problem." She pouted a little. "Alright dearest we're almost finished. Thank you for helping me, even though I could've done it myself." She laughed and looked at him.
  11. [7/27/15, 2:47:05 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: Hey, anything to help support your ideas. You can consider PAC funds for your residency or something. -he laughed.- If you ever find that you are cleaning up after everyone by yourself, let me know ♪ and I'll be there♪. -He sang at a spoon, like a microphone before rinsing, drying and putting it away.- At the very least I can make it fun and entertaining for you, with a repeat performance of that. -He grinned at her widely.-
  12. [7/27/15, 2:57:02 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Bliss started to giggle as she finished lathering up the last dish and handed it to him. "Thank you so much. I don't know what I did right but you're simply amazing." She said as she stifled another laugh. She rinsed her gloved hands then pulled them off and tossed them into trash. Bliss turned to glance at Eli once more. "Would you like to make out now?" She inquired quickly.
  13. [7/27/15, 3:08:42 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Eli, Sorry I was late- He grinned then, blinked and looked at her then down at his hands- No.... -He turned around and lathered and scrubbed them in scorching hot water, then turned around, with his hands still dripping- Yes... Wait.. No...-he grabbed the towel and dried his hands off very well.- Yes. For real this time.-he grinned and took her hand- My room or the couch?
  14. [7/27/15, 3:11:00 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Come, get your tooth brush. I'll be able to properly make a decision after we brush our teeth." Bliss replied as she walked out of the kitchen and went into her suitcase to retrieve her tooth brush and toothpaste and all that good teeth stuffs. "The bathroom is down the hall, correct?" She asked as she made her way into the hallway and looked around.
  15. [7/27/15, 3:44:06 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: Yes, there is one in the hallway, and then I have one in my room too. -he told her getting into her his bag to pull out his toiletry bag. He made his way down the hallway into his room and into his bathroom to brush his teeth. He made sure to give them a good brushing, getting into every nook and cranny, and scrubbing along his tongue for good measure. This caused him to start making faces at himself in the mirror before he realized that this was not the time for goofing off.
  16. [7/27/15, 3:44:06 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((LMAO WHY))
  17. [7/27/15, 3:47:41 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD Because...It's Eli...and Adam brody...and reasons XD]
  18. [7/27/15, 3:48:18 AM] Stephh-: (I see Seth doing it)
  19. [7/27/15, 3:49:14 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [Me too XD]
  20. [7/27/15, 3:49:24 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Bliss glanced around before following behind him. "Oh, right." She said as she stepped through the room and into the bathroom to stand beside him. She pried her toothbrush from it's case. She brushed her teeth gently and carefully then glanced at her teeth in the mirror after rinsing her mouth out. Her eyes wandered to him and she laughed. "Alright, I hope it's okay if I keep this here for now." Bliss said then resealed her brush and sat it on the counter. "I suppose the room is fine." She declared as she walked back into the bedroom. "I hope you don't mind but I do have some rules..." She trailed off.
  21. [7/27/15, 3:49:52 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((I can't, I laughed.))
  22. [7/27/15, 3:50:04 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD]
  23. [7/27/15, 3:54:36 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -He looked at her when she laughed and put his tongue back in his mouth, finishing- You're toothbrush? Yeah, why wouldn't that be okay? -he said to her rinsing his own mouth out and his toothbrush, back in it's holder. He turned around grinning, showing off his pearly whites, before he followed her back into the bedroom and stood next to his bed not wanting to sit down just yet as she mentioned rules.- I don't mind, I want you to be comfortable, and if you need ground rules, I'll happily follow them.
  24. [7/27/15, 4:08:48 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': She respired and started to smile. "Oh, thank goodness!" Bliss exclaimed as she held her chest. "I was so worried you would think I was strange or something." She sighed then sat beside him and pulled out her cellphone and opened up a google doc and cleared her throat before reading. "Kissing lengths can range from thirty to forty minutes. However, this is not set in stone since passion cannot be contained. There are three quadrants that must be addressed when it comes to touching. Quadrant one: The chest area, which is preferably off limits until further notice. Quadrant two: The thighs and legs, also off limits until specified before or during said make out session. Quadrant three: the bottom, it is fair game because let's face it I don't really have a butt to start with." Bliss looked up at him and shrugged her shoulders. "Umm, I can send you the updated document later. A lot of these rules have been amended..." She put her phone down and tucked her hair behind her ear. "Oh and I'm not saying I'm afraid of erections but I am liable to run away, that's what I've done in the past. I get startled. It's not you, it's me." She explained anxiously. "Okay! So, now we can start if you agree to the terms."
  25. [7/27/15, 4:45:08 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli listened to her intently, furrowing his brows at times and nodding along with her. His brain was working as he put together his questions before he agreed. Once she was finished he smiled at her.- I think I can work with that. Give me just a second... -he said turning around and rummaging in his top drawer pulling out something plastic and a weird elastic strap. He went into the bathroom, closing his door behind him. He quickly changed and put the cup and jock strap on, it fitting a bit more snuggly then when he'd warn it last. It would just help keep from making things awkward. He put his pants back on and walked out of the bathroom, smiling at her- Okay, biggest problem out of the way. Next, question, can I put my hands on your waist, and can is the neck a no go zone? -he asked her sitting down on the edge of the bed.
  26. [7/27/15, 4:46:40 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((MY GOD LMAO WHAT HAVE I DONE))
  27. [7/27/15, 4:47:20 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD]
  28. [7/27/15, 4:48:51 AM] Stephh-: (I cant read this)
  29. [7/27/15, 4:49:28 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [ROFLMAO]
  30. [7/27/15, 4:51:51 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Oh great! Thank you for humoring me." She smiled. "Oh okay, take your time..." She said as she waited on the bed, resting her hands in her lap while he was gone. She looked up at him when he returned. "Oh, the waist and neck is fine just don't wander below the belt unless requested..." Bliss stammered and cleared her throat nervously as she felt her face blush. She shifted on the bed. "Are we ready now?"
  31. [7/27/15, 4:52:06 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((I can't, I'm just dying and I don't know why I do things anymore lmao.))
  32. [7/27/15, 4:52:24 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~: (this is almost painful to read. Only because my ribs hurt.)
  33. [7/27/15, 4:52:34 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD I don't either....roflmao But i'm crying]
  34. [7/27/15, 4:58:00 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: My hands shall stay in the aforementioned zones, pinky promise. If you want me to stop doing anything, Just let me know. -he nodded holding out his pinky finger.- Since we don't have an actual contract to sign, or does making out seal it with a kiss? -he asked then shook his head, giving her a smile.- As spongebob once said, I'm ready.
  35. [7/27/15, 4:58:27 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~: (Stop it eli. STOP IT.)
  36. [7/27/15, 4:58:35 AM] Stephh-: (Quoting spongebob right before you make out... Grade A)
  37. [7/27/15, 4:59:04 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((AHAHAHAHAHAHA))
  38. [7/27/15, 4:59:42 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [just think guys, this is just them making out...]
  39. [7/27/15, 5:00:05 AM] Stephh-: (UGHHHHH)
  40. [7/27/15, 5:04:05 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Bliss went into a giggle fit as she shook her head and linked her pinky with his then lowered her hand back into her lap. "Fantastic." She whispered as she grinned at him. "There actually is a contract you could sign BUT I like the kiss seal idea better." Bliss scooted closer, stifling another giggle then pressed her lips agains his.
  41. [7/27/15, 5:04:21 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((omg dont fucking remind me omg))
  42. [7/27/15, 5:04:24 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((These fuckin nerds))
  43. [7/27/15, 5:19:06 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli smiled at her giggle and laced his fingers through hers with one hand after linking their pinkies, his other grazing over her cheek cupping her face gently in his hand while his lips found hers. He kissed her a few times before he leaned into whisper in her ear- You have the best giggle in the world. -he smiled and pressed a kiss to her cheek before returning to her lips again, enjoying each and every touch in it's leisure.-
  44. [7/27/15, 5:35:56 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Her eyes closed for a moment as her lips brushed against his. They opened when hearing his words and she let out another bashful laugh, feeling herself blush. She returned the smile and resumed lowering her eyelids. Breathing in deep through her nose as they continued to kiss. A soft sigh leaving her mouth as she leaned closer to him. Bliss pulled away from Eli a moment and stare at him. "Give me a moment I'm having a lot of feelings and I don't know what do to... Which really upsets me because I like knowing exactly what I'm doing." She said quickly. "No wait, we have to keep kissing. That's what my mind is saying." She said quickly then practically pounced on him and crashed her mouth into his.
  45. [7/27/15, 5:36:37 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [AHHH....what can of worms is he opening....]
  46. [7/27/15, 5:37:07 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((He complimented her and the libido was like "Yeah we like that."))
  47. [7/27/15, 5:37:24 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [AHAHAHA]
  48. [7/27/15, 5:46:20 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli pulled back as she stopped him, his brow knitting together as she mentioned being upset.- It's okay we can slow down if you wa- -he started to tell her before she cut him off, attacking him with her mouth. He put his hands up and fell back on the bed from the momentum of her ferocity. He chuckled between breaths and went with the flow putting his hands in the safe zones one hand on her ass and the other held onto the curve of her side above her hip. HIs mouth traveled along her jaw and placed soft gentle kisses on her neck as he complimented her again.- I like when you are this confident, you don't give yourself enough credit. You could politely take over the world, and nobody would bat an eye, you know that?
  49. [7/27/15, 5:58:33 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "You really think so?" Bliss asked in a high pitch, her words muffled by the kisses. She pried her mouth from his for a moment and bit her lip. She shivered a bit as she stared into his face. "You are so amazing I can't even begin to fathomn my emotions..." She whispered as she lifted her head a bit when his mouth went to her neck.
  50. [7/27/15, 6:17:10 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: No, I know so. -he told her, attempting to let his voice drop all sexy like but failing because he's not that smooth. Instead it squeaked. He stopped himself and looked at her.- Sorry...-he watched her bite her lip and smiled like a giddy teenager because he's a virgin dweeb.- Thank you, So long as I always am for you, then I'm happy. -he told her then pressed another kiss to her lips-
  51. [7/27/15, 6:17:49 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((AAHAHAHAHAH WHYYYY))
  52. [7/27/15, 6:18:07 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [Because...he was doing so good, he's not fucking perfect okay XD]
  53. [7/27/15, 6:18:39 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((LMAO I'M DYING))
  54. [7/27/15, 6:28:06 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': She let out another sigh then furrowed her brows at the crack in his voice. She started to giggle but not in a mean: 'Haha, you whack fuck' way but, in a sweet: 'Aww, its okay im a fucking nerd too' way. Bliss smiled at him and returned the kiss then pecked his cheek. "You're very welcome." She tilted her head as she shyly went back to attacking his mouth with hers. Bliss pressed her body against his and unknowingly let out a freaking moan and her eyes widened. She cleared her throat and pulled away. "That's a enough making out I think..." She said quietly in a nervous voice. "Don't get a big ego but it was probably the best kissing session I've had." She said as she got up from the bed. "Am I allowed to sleep over? I understand if you don't want me in the same bed..."
  55. [7/27/15, 6:33:44 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli laughed softly, hugging her close when she giggled at him, then let go when he heard her moan and then she stopped. His heart was racing then his thoughts went to her staying over after this little momentous event, then to the fact that he was still wearing the cup and things were starting to get even more snug. He could survive the night, once he was asleep it wouldn't matter- I'll keep my ego in check, if you keep yours in check. Cause that was the best make out session I've ever had too. It didn't end with a broken nose. -he smiled at her and rolled across the bed. Sure, of course you can stay the night, my bed is your bed. It's plenty big enough for us both, and there's no place I'd rather have you be.
  56. [7/27/15, 6:41:41 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Oh, alright then. Capital idea." She nodded her head and toyed with her fingers. Trying her best not to grin from his compliment. "Well if you don't mind I'm going to change." Bliss said quickly as she jogged from his room to get her suitcase and changed in the bathroom before brushing her teeth yet again. She sat back down on the bed and adjusted the string of her pajama bottoms then glanced at Eli. "I don't usually share beds with people, Lucius hated it." Bliss whispered. "But I shouldn't talk of him when I have someone so much more amazing whom I actually have feelings for in front of me, right?" She trailed off as her cheeks flushed pink. "Did someone really punch you in the nose?" Bliss asked with a tilt of her head.
  57. [7/27/15, 6:46:32 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -Eli changed quickly while she was gone and hopped back into bed He listened to her talk about Lucius- Hey, if you would rather, You can sleep in my bed, And I'll sleep over in Thad's bed. If he's not home by now, he won't be home tonight at all. It's no big deal to me. -he laughed and shook his head- No, not punched, I accidently head butted her . She went in the same time I did, and it just ended badly with blood everywhere. Definitely not my proudest moment. -He laughed.- But I think I've overcame that. -he smiled
  58. [7/27/15, 6:53:10 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': She shook her head. "No! It's fine. I want to share the bed with you." Bliss replied to the suggestion. "Besides, I could never in take your bed for the night. That would be selfish of me." She smiled at him a peeled back the covers and got underneath them. Bliss laughed as she listened to his story. "Oh my goodness. That must've been so embarrassing." She gritted her teeth. "Thankfully, you've become more skillful in that department." She said with a shy smile, she kissed his cheek as she laid down and stared up at him. "Goodnight?" She said in an unsure high pitch.
  59. [7/27/15, 7:00:36 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: -He nodded and climbed under the covers with her.- It was pretty bad and I'm glad for the both of us, that I've gotten better. -he kissed her back on the forehead, nodding at her- Goodnight Bliss, and sweetest dreams, my dear. -he told her and closed his eyes, with a very content smile on his face.-
  60. [7/27/15, 7:03:05 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Bliss smiled as well. She closed her eyes and snuggled up next to him as she fell asleep ((Okay you can sleep I'm getting bread pudding now.))
  61. [7/27/15, 7:04:07 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD fair enough....they just have bread pudding ...there ...all the time?]
  62. [7/27/15, 7:05:11 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((NIGHT))
  63. [7/27/15, 7:05:45 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((YES MAN ITS 24 HOUR FOOD DOWNSTAIRS!))
  64. [7/27/15, 7:05:59 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [That's pretty sweet...I want bread pudding
  65. [7/27/15, 7:06:02 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: bitch]
  66. [7/27/15, 7:06:04 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [XD]
  67. [7/27/15, 7:06:12 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': <3
  68. [7/27/15, 7:06:32 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((When we talk again I'll probably be back in nyc and stuff so I'll be suffering again dont worry lol))
  69. [7/27/15, 7:06:58 AM] ♪♪♫.:*[Kikikins]*:.♫♪♪: [lol okay...enjoy it while you can!!!! I'm off to the sleep place! GOODNIGHT!]
  70. [7/27/15, 7:07:10 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((TY! NIGHT))
  71. [7/27/15, 12:23:35 PM] Stephh-: (This was the best thing to wake up and read before work)
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