stuck

	Bro, c’mon. I want to take a shower.

	You’re gonna use up all the hot water if you don’t come out soon, & I don’t wanna get cold.

	I don’t CARE if you’re jerking off in there, but it’s been almost forty five minutes. You’ll chafe your dick right off, if you keep that up.

What, you don’t like me talking about your dick?

I’d be less inclined to talk about your dick if YOU were less inclined to jerk off so loudly. I can always tell when you’re doing it, so your fucking dick is always on the forefront of my mind, whether I want it to be or not.

No, I’m coming in. I need to shower, I’m going to that party in an hour & I want to give my hair time to dry.

I’ve seen you naked, get over it, what’s the big… what the fuck.

What the fuck did you DO?

Is that my shampoo?

No? It’s my conditioner?

Why is my fancy, expensive bottle of conditioner on your dick?

No, it wasn’t an accident. You didn’t just trip & somehow fall dick first into a bottle of conditioner.

That shit doesn’t happen.

It just doesn’t.

No, it really doesn’t.

You can claim that you did it on accident, but in what UNIVERSE does that happen?

Why did you do it, anyway?

To see if it would fit?

So you stuck your dick into my conditioner to see if it would fit, & then you couldn’t get it out again, & now you’re just… stuck.

What, did sticking your dick into my conditioner make you hard or something?

… it made you hard because it smells like me.

Oh my god, you fucking freak.

You got hard from the smell of my conditioner, because it smells like me? Do you often get boners from looking at me?

… you’ve been stealing my CLOTHES?

Oh my god.

You little fucking creep!

I should… I should just… god, I’m just… no, I’m not gonna let go of your hair.

Get on your fucking knees &... beg for my forgiveness, & maybe I’ll be careful when I try to get that fucking bottle of conditioner off of you.

Yeah, I’m mad!

So not only have you been stealing my clothes - probably to jerk off into, which… urgh… you’ve now ruined an entire bottle of conditioner.

I should make you use that on YOUR hair. You can have that smell around you all the time, & the conditioner that’s touched your dick won’t have to touch MY hair, because.

	Beg me harder.

	Beg me for my forgiveness.

	Say… say you’re a dirty fucking pervert & a sicko, for sticking your dick into your sister’s bottle of conditioner!

	No, say it again. Louder.

	Now apologize to me.

	Say “I’m sorry [insert name here] for being such a dirty fucking sicko to use your bottle of conditioner on my cock”.

	God, you’re getting harder from this, aren’t you?

	You fucking freak!

	Oh my god, you’re staring up my shirt.

	[slap sound]

	God, you fucking freak, I’m just so… urgh!


	You make me so mad, & no matter what I do, you’re just going to keep staring up at me with that stupid expression.

	I can’t believe you’ve been stealing my clothes.

	I can’t believe… god, have you been spying on me, too?

	I keep thinking I can hear someone in the hall when I’m with my boyfriend, but there’s nobody there.

	Have you been watching him fuck me?

	Oh my god, you have.

	You sick fuck, getting off on watching your sister getting fucked.

	Did you wish that it was you fucking me? Because you know that’s never gonna happen. I’m never letting your dick anywhere near me.

	Although I like you begging like this

	You’re such a fucking brat, & now I have to deal with it, just like always.

	[another slap]

	Yeah, you’re gonna cry now?

	You’re gonna cry because your big sister is slapping your face for being a dirty fucking pervert?

	This is a waste of good conditioner - you’re gonna buy me some more. And it’s gonna be a different brand, since i don’t want you jerking off into it again.

	Fuck… this is just… this is sick.

	And I guess it can’t get much sicker.

	Tilt your head back. I’m gonna use your face to get off.

	No, this isn’t me having sex with you - this is me using YOU to get off, because I’m wound up, & I want to be relaxed for my party, & I’m already wasting valuable time, so… fuck it.

	Don’t tell anyone about this, or I’ll tell them about the fact that you got your dick stuck in my conditioner, or that you’ve been stealing my clothes.

	I know you took my panties - so… now you’re getting it right at the source.

	That’s what you want, isn’t it, you little pervert?

	[moaning - you’re holding on to his hair, grinding against his face - feel free to ad lib this bit]

	Oh fuck, you dirty pervert, you’re probably getting off to this, aren’t you?

	I guess… I guess I’m just enough of a nice big sister to not just cut your dick off here & now, because fuck, you BRAT, oh my… fuck… yes, use your mouth like that….

	I’ll give you some credit… at least you don’t have any stubble to abrade my thighs.

	Oh, fuck, yes, right there, right on my clit, keep sucking on it, just like that, just… like… that….

	Just… fuck… I’m not going to… oh god, have you been practicing this, you little pervert? Have you been thinking about this? Or getting some girl to let you lick your pussy so you can practice for your sister?

	Fuck, fuck… fuck!


	[orgasm noises]

	Oh… fuck….

	Now… get out of here so I can shower.

	No, I don’t care about your dick.

	I’ll cut the bottle off when I’m out of the shower, if you haven’t gotten it off yet.

	No, I don’t really care.

	That’s a you problem, not a me problem.

	Now go away.