Thirty answers to that question:
1. Drunk college students driving Go Karts recklessly
2. Drunk college students tearing up a Mini Golf course
3. Drunk college students using a batting cage bat for violent reasons
4. Drunk college students getting hit by batting cage balls thrown at 80 miles per hour and then suing the place
5. Drunk college students going too hard on the Mini Golf course
6. Drunk college students daring each other to climb up the windmill at a Mini Golf course
7. Drunk college students stealing putters from the Mini Golf course
8. Drunk college students stealing golf balls from the Mini Golf course
9. Drunk college students stealing baseball bats from the batting cages
10. Drunk college students stealing baseballs from the batting cages
11. Drunk college students stealing baseball helmets from the batting cages
12. Drunk college students stealing the whole go-kart, somehow
13. Drunk college students urinating in the unrealistically blue water at the mini golf course
14. Drunk college students urinating on the carpet at the mini golf course
15. Drunk college students urinating in the go karts because they're going too fast
16. Drunk college students vomiting in the go karts due to the increased propensity for motion sickness
17. Incredibly dumb college student with joke blog writes scathing teardown of the family fun center
18. Drunk college students jousting with mini golf clubs and go karts
19. Drunk college students getting a skateboard into the go kart track and doing sick skate stunts
20. Drunk college students shouting swear words at each other over matches of Virtua Fighter 3 in the little lobby area
21. Inevitable LHS/LFSHS turf wars
22. Drunk college students going too hard on the ski-ball machine
23. Just, like, everyone will bring weed
24. Inevitable pressure from the bowling place to shut it down
25. Drunk college students taking out finals week stress on each other through vicious bumps in the go-karts
26. Drunk college students tearing down whatever may resemble a goalpost after a win over Oklahoma in football
27. Chicanery
28. The one guy with all the property and the zebras inevitably gentrifying the course
29. Drunk college students stealing ski-balls from the ski-ball machine
30. Political pressure