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  1. Hello, this is thedarkoverlord (@tdohack3r) here to deliver a message.
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  3. The team here at TheDarkOverlord Solutions works hard but we always remember to play hard too. In fact, one of our coworkers here (who everyone tolerates because a C-level appointed them to their position and said C-level signs our paycheques) often brags at the water dispenser about how they participate in "Netflix and chill" with a prospective mate. During one of these recounts, a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed intern brought up how our notes on Netflix are still valid and pondered why nothing ever came of it. After patting the whippersnapper on the head, we decided that we should look into them again and see what angles we can play. We called for a meeting and decided to take the "intellectual property" route whose trail we may have to blaze ourselves. After creating a list of the most popular Netflix original series, grabbing the credits for each series and grepping for company names, we managed to compose a hitlist. We paid special attention to companies under the "post-*" heading.
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  5. After a significant amount of time was spent on reconnaissance and prodding company perimeters, we managed to weave ourselves into the foundation of one company who gave us access to a significant title in the Netflix original series portfolio: "Orange Is The New Black" - Season 5. But that's not all, we also helped ourselves to copies of titles from other companies. However, this specific release will focus on Netflix.
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  7. Because the titles were months away from their scheduled airtimes, we pulled back and waited for the trailers to drop to assist us in the verification of our loot - just in case. And sure enough, the trailers dropped and we were able to find the scenes that were used. Armed with this information, we naturally approached Netflix and the others in an attempt to devise a mutually-beneficial arrangement where we are paid and Netflix and friends don't wake up to find their hard work plastered on the internet. Our proposals went unanswered so our hands have been forced. We were quite offended by our targets' responses (or lack thereof).
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  9. Now, because we punish in a pervasive guilty-by-association manner, other companies in the American entertainment industry shouldn't be surprised if they were too wake up to a verbose, condescending, and abusive letter in their inbox extending a hand of friendship and (most likely) demanding a modest sum of internet money. While "modest" is certainly a matter of a particular perspective, we're inclined to believe that any offer we've extended is a most modest one, at that. While we may be vicious internet hooligans, we're not unreasonable creatures. In fact, here at TheDarkOverlord Solutions, we're quite proud to say that we've been at the forefront of pioneering new friends, business relationships, and producing charitable extensions of our good graces for our said friends, and of course, a request of an always modest sum of internet money.
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  11. Below you will find a links to download the first episode of "Orange Is The New Black" - Season 5:
  12. https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/17685791/Orange_Is_The_New_Black_%282013-%29_-_S05E01
  13. https://mega.nz/#!8rREgArA!sdQqzDO9Bqa4qcGP9wmK0oMRtTPe--Y7xxkKmVjwAUM
  14. https://github.com/vcNDKxmlq/solid-dollop
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  16. Like all previous targets, if they realise that ignoring us wasn't the best decision, we will be open to settling our dispute as our offer(s) are still on the table. Remember that only the first episode has been released. Otherwise, expect a full release to follow suit.
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  18. Your friends,
  19. thedarkoverlord
  20. Professional Adversary
  21. World Wide Web, LLC
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  23. P.S. Enlightening us in regards to the quality of the so graciously released materials is most futile. If you're not satisfied with our release, you're more than welcome to release your own episodes of "Orange Is The New Black" - Season 5. Reuploads and seeders are welcome.
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