The Tea_Gamer15 and Its_Lewis Official Fanfiction
Written by AcidicAntidote.

Genrés:
Romance, Comedy, Drama, Mature.

Certificate: 15.

LANGUAGES: English, Yorkshire slang, British slang, etc. (don't blame the ****ty spelling that's the point in slang ye)

Starring:
Its_Lewis
Tea_Gamer15
___Navi____
*And Others...*

Setting:
Lewis' house, Glasgow, the Lyren realm, etc.

Prologue:
Tea, Lewis, fanfic. Do I need to explain any more?
Didn't think so.

Tagline:
When a Scott and a Tea emerge into one huge lovelife ye it's ****in sick like.

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And so it begins...

Tea was a lonely boy, living in the big city. He dreamed of moving to Scotland to be with his one true love, Lewis. Every night he would stroke his poster of Lewis on his wall, above his bed and he
would sob, not cry: sob; because he knew that although he loved Lewis with all his heart. The chances of them both being together are the same as Ethan or Ray not being ****s (Ye I did say this
was comedy too.) Tea went to a simple school with 2000 other people, but he knew that those 2000 people couldn't compare to Lewis' beauty. Tea was a clever, cute, understanding guy.
Everything you could, would and do need in a guy, and despite people's best efforts to get to him. Did Tea let them into his world of love? Nah, because, to Tea at least, Lewis is "the one".
Lewis was a vagina smashing Dino, he went on regular road trips smashing vag with his pal Mark. Lewis didn't realise how much Tea wanted to be amongst that vag. Lewis never thought about
Tea's man-vag either. After a long hard (Heh, heh, "Hard") day smashing vageen with Mark, Lewis went onto Lyren ye and **** ME you'll never guess what! WilsonShield was hackusating and
Ray was PVPing the **** out of people. So Lewis, exhausted from all the ***** he's been up to his neck in, decides to mute Ray and Wilson; and sit back and relax. Tea came on too. Lewis
jumped out of his chair in excitement. He said to Tea, "Fuuuuuck me like Tea m8 you fancy a ****in' chat like lad?" to which Tea replied, "Orite lad ye you fancy a chinwag pal?" "Ye" "k". So Lewis
called Tea on Skype.

Tea: Lewis, bae.. You're hot. :3
Lewis: :O! Why.. Why thanks! You're not too bad looking yourself, Tea.
Tea: K well um ye hi
Lewis: Hi
Tea: This convo is a bit **** innit?
Lewis: Ye, blame Acidic's creativity when thinking of what Staff talk about in chats
Tea: What?
Lewis: Oh, ****. Nothing.
Tea: ... Okay...?
Lewis: *To himself* ****! I sound mental now
Tea: Lewis, bby...?
Lewis: ye m8?
Tea: You know how you live in Glasgow ye?
Lewis: ye?
Tea: k i'm coming up there
Lewis: k

Tea and Lewis end the call and Tea's on his way up to Glasgow to smash the **** out of Lewis' arse like. Lewis was still throbbing cos of all the poon he's been getting like.

*Quick pan to California*

Navi, a city girl. A hot as **** bootilicious swaggerific hoe that makes them bois go loco. She full on wants Lewis inside her. Like. All of him. All. Of. Him. Ye?
****in Nav fingers hersen over Lew like
She's like Cpt. Birdseye with her fishy fingers like. Hot as **** like. Anyway ye she envies Tea cos Tea gets to go to see Lewis ye
So like
Navi ye sets off to ****ing full on stop Tea from seeing Lewis ye

****in

She heads off to The Land of the Scots ye and ****ING 'ELL! GUESS WHO SHE ****IN' SAW LIKE? None other than Tea! **** me like! Jesus Bloody Christ like!
Navi picked up a brick ye and full on lobbed it at Tea like. Tea was vexxed as **** like. Navi is a right cheeky ***** like. Anyway Tea ****ing pegs it off to Lew's house ye. He's intent on shagging
Lew's brains out with his massive rod.
Tea flashes his HUMONGOUS willy to Navi and it stuns her. He then heads on his way to caress Lew's bulging phallus.
Navi, stunned, runs to the chippy to get some Haggis to replenish her ****in energy like.
Unfortionately the ****ing chippy fella broke his leg like so the chippy was closed. What a ****!
Aaaanyway ye
Tea, knowing that Navi was out to stop him ye, full on pegged it to Lewis like.
He is listening to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye. He is imagining Lewis teasing him to that song. Firstly taking off his hat, then his coat, etc. Until all that's left is his gargantuan penis.
Lewis is in bed. He decides to have a lie down. He thought that Tea was joking when he said that he was going to come up to see him. So he didn't prepare himself.
Navi's still wanting her ****ing haggis like. It's the only thing that keeps her on-track to getting Lewis and taking him from Tea.
Tea ye is vexxed as **** like. He full on wants Lew ye and Nav is being a proper **** to Tea ye.
BUT WAIT
Tea is a Mentor ye
Tea ye mutes Navi ye
Navi can't do anything ye
Knowing that Navi can do **** all ye she full on tops herself ye.
****in' 'ell like! Navi full on launches hersen off a high as **** building like.
Right like
Tea knows Navi's dead now ye cos it came up saying "___Navi___ has been beheaded by The ****ing Ground Like"
So Tea's right happy now like.
He gets to lew's house ye
Lew FULL ON ****S HIMSEN LIKE!
He thinks he's getting robbed like.

Tea: Guess who? o3o
Lewis: YOU ****IN BURGLAR **** LIKE!
Tea: Wot?

Lewis SMASHES Tea over the head with a ****in bottle of Stella.
Luckily Tea is a Sadomasichist and finds it kinky

Tea: Ooo bby pls moar!1!!
Lewis: k
Tea: bby its me Tea
Lewis: o **** sick rhyme m8
Tea: ty
Lewis: wanna fuk or sommat?
Tea: ye

Lewis leads Tea by the hand to his bedroom.
On the way to the bedroom, Tea finds wank mags and used tissues on the stairs.

Tea: Lew pal you been wanking or sommat?
Lewis: ye
Tea: k

Lewis ye THROWS Tea ont' bed like. Tea is full of adrenaline.
Lewis unleashes the 14" beast.
Tea watches in awe as Lewis pumps up his ENORMOUS meat log.
Tea takes off his pants like.
Tea has a shaved bum, it's actually pretty cute. Mind you, Tea's cute in general <3
So ye
LEWIS PICKS UP TEA BY THE LEGS AND FLIPS HIM OVER SO THAT HE IS FACE DOWN ON LEWIS' BED.
Lewis positions his penis to the centre of Tea's gaping bumhole.

Tea: OHHH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! **** ME LIKE A SL00T!!1!
Lewis: kk

Lewis ****s Tea like a ****

Tea: ty for doing this Lewis
Lewis: stfu im fukkin u
Tea: ok

Lewis climaxes inside Tea. The blast rockets Tea through Lewis' wall and into next door's bathroom where Lew's neigbour John is taking a ****.

Tea: ty for sex im going home now
Lew: k
Tea: Love u bbycakes <3369333
Lew: **** OFF YOU DIRTY GYPPO
Tea: :(
Lew: loljk ur k.
Tea: SO YOU JUST USED ME?1?1?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lew: ye
Tea: omg. i hate my life. lew used my ******* for his own sexual gratification but he doesnt even love me.
Lew: are you gonna **** off?
Tea: ok

Tea heads off home. Basically gutted as **** cos Lewis hates him he gets some bombs from the bomb seller bloke.
And on the train home
He full on blows the train up like.
****ing
Lewis ye
Reads on the news ye
And feels bad ye
So he quits Desteria
Kills Mark
Then cries his eyes out like.